bored

Been busy with my Uncle’s wedding preperations. We finished ‘mengambang’ the flowers last night. But i have a feeling there is more in store for us tonight. It’ll be a while till we could all join in the mukun fun!

its 8. time for squash. *yawn*.

kiss me.

I Heart Tasek. Tasek Ronggeng.

Tasek was great! Caught the early birds dancing to the chinese version of Joyful joyful. hahahaha. Took me a while to figure out what song they were ronggeng-ing to when kamy pointed out that they were COUNTING in Chinese to the song JOYFUL JOYFUL in chinese. hahahahahaha.

I managed to take a couple of videos before making my way to the first bukit.

Ronggeng Nombor One:-

and this is video numero one. huhu. Notice the 3 people yang siok sendiri! i enjoyed watching them minding their own business grooving to the err.. music .. or whatever.

When the music stopped, i was like “Eh. Abis tia?” and the man in blue (the one yang siok sendiri!) was like: “eh balom..adaaa lagey!!!” . hahaha. kiut.

so this is video numero 2. watch kamy in action. huhuhu. notice mikin ramai orang join siok sendiri? hahaha meriah bah.

paloi. abis tia memory ah. lainkali ingati ku membali memory card basar2.

and here’s something for my girls in Melbourne

Bapa came pun! He took the boys (Rahim,Rafie & Aziz) for a quick jog around the place. ok. so maybe the “jog” is slightly slower than normal. huhu. lets call it a walk. WALK. ..dont worry. pindik saja ni video nya hahaha.

siok ah meriah!! hahaha. they should think of renaming the tasek to TASEK RONGGENG.

Will be going again tommorow. I’ll be holding an aerobics session. We will be moving it to that KOPI LUCINDA JINGLE.

~Hari hari minum kopi lucinda..~~ huhuhu. jan marah.

kiss me.

Skupong.

help! ive run out of things to say!!!!!! It’s a lazy sunday. Mom’s cooking up a storm. Rendang and boiled cockles for lunch. So its not exactly DORCHESTER HIGH TEA and it certainly doesn’t sound like the perfect match for a Sunday brunch. Huhuhu I haven’t had real fresh cockles from the pasar in ages ages ages and i can’t wait! Used to have it all the time as a kid. Back in the day when turtles made alot of babies, we used to have cockles and talur panyu almost every other weekends. Ani a KILO of talur panyu’s like buying a silver necklace from tiffany & co. haha. mcm bepikir jua tu?

tiffany & co ka?
talur panyu ka?
tiffany & co ka?
talur panyu ka?

I used to love going with my mom to pasar gadong..haha i wish i could say the same for my mom. who always scolded us at that time for being a nuisance. Everytime we complain about the small she would go “KALAU INDA TAHAN BAUNYA, JANGAN IKUT. AND don’t put your hand over your nose like that, ITS RUDE!!!”. So there we were. Me and Amal kain besing-sing (supaya inda basah), walking hand in hand at the pasar.. FIGHTING TO KEEP OUR FOOD DOWN. My favourite part of the pasar has got to be level 2. Cause Thats where they sell all the tikamans and those sticky blue-tac like things that turns in to a balloon when you blow in to it with a straw apakah namanya tu?? kami
panggil “belon”. huhuhu. I also liked watching old ladies menggarut kelapa with their machines. Mainly because the fresh coconut reminded me of snow. lol. Back when i was 8 coconut at the pasar’s probably the closest thing i could get to a mountain of snow. hahahahaha. kesian kan?

I can’t remember the last time i paid a visit to the pasar. I should go again but the fishmongers there are soo sleezy. bleuch. bepurdah ku kali dulu. huhuhu.

kiss me.

Going to Masin straight after lunch to mengatam padi. I’m not sure what that is, but it definitely sounds like an excercise. huhu. mengatam. hmm…

Nada idea.

Watsup? nothing much. Been filling up my time getting harassed every now and then on the round a bout and cringing over long assed dedications ending with “happy always” on the radio. Kenapa ya mesti “happy always” atu kan? hahaha. Cali. We are funny people. huhuhu.

Tommorow we will be going to Masin to mengatam padi. Monday, a jungle tracking i will go at tasek followed by a few rounds of squash at the stadium. I dont get it with the people working at the squash courts. All these people do is jaga the place, watch tv (sanay wala on RTB), sell soya-ben and turn on the court lights for players..even with this kind of goyang-kaki work they still want to eskep kah? its ridiculous!.Half of the time the counter is unattended. Forcing us to play in the dark. WHAT THIS IS??? nada discipline bah. mcm kanak kanak skulah plang yang slalu eskep ke yayasan dari stpri pakai motorboat. Buleh kah org tua tua nya pun eskep jua?? Paham la ku kalau kan eskep ngaga anak skulah. tapi inda kan kul 10 pagi ngaga anak skulah pun?? more like ngaga anak skulah di YUSOF CAFE di anggerek desa ah..

boring bah boring miani ani.

buat squash court sendiri ku. suruh si mani jaga. arap lagi ku kan si Mani menjaga kali, belandscape lagi tu squash court ku. maklum si mani pandai jaga bunga. huhuhu.

im off to sleep.
happy always.

kiss me.

Alai yang manang!

Yesterday our family met up at my nini’s place to discuss about my uncle’s wedding preperations. well. THEY as in the adults discussed la. While the cucus played samchong. I’ve only played Sam Chong a couple of times atu pun Beejay was the one who taught me how to play during his trip down to melbourne. Having got nothing to do, i joined in lah. hahahaha.Skali sudah ku JOIN.. ULONG bah card ku ah. hahahaha.

*places cards confidently on the floor face down*
Me: Alai ni Alai. Alai lagi manang nie.

First top three cards were : Ace Ace and Four.

GAGAR SUDAH THE OTHER PLAYERS ULEH KU. MUN ATAS SKALI ACE.

Second level of cards: JACK JACK FOUR…FIVE…Six..

when Jimah called out “ULONG”.

Me: Ulong? apa ulong?
Jimah: Ulong bah..
Me: eh apakan????? Manang jua ku tu atas skali ACE atu.
Jimah: ulong ani mcm fault ba, kau mesti semua lowest cards mu diatas skali bah. ani mun atas skali ACE inda jua LOW to card mu atu. Skali bawah nya.. DUA LAGI JACK MU.
Me: mun atu.. semua ku ULONG tu eh. Pasal bawah skali atu..
*Jimah opens the last set of cards*
Jimah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
WOI APA NI BAWAH SKALI KAU SIMPAN DOUBLE TEN GANYA.
me: he..he..
Jimah: HAHAHA.. mana ALAI manang nie!!!!! Confident bah si ALAI ah.

hahahaha menyasak bah si jimah ah. majal. awu wah. ALAI inda jadi manang bah. haha lainkali ALAI manang. sudah ALAI pandai MAIN.

cheh.
yatah kamu, moral of the story. mun inda pandai main, jantah kan be ALAI dulu. huhu (??)

kiss me.

Tag Replies:-
Wangs: eh sorry babe. i thought i did babe!!!! IM so sorry. and THANKS AGAIN. very very much hahahaha SALIPAH AINI.
Azian: eh mana ada. ya handal tu ya manang. huhu
J47: mengudah ku french chips ah.
Azian lagi: hahahaha cam busu ku? namanya kami saudara. huhuhu mastilah sama. bila kau kan belanja aku minum ani??
Bg Toyib: Assalamualaikum. Siapa ni ah? tapi banar tu nyamu atu. Quality. huhuhu.
Rocky: Ahahaha.. Hey..thank you! siapa ni ah??? Si mun kah?? Ataupun SJ?? huhuhu.
Godfather: Awu. Sini banyak kanak kanak. Ada bouncer kali ah. Eh bang. batah ku inda meliat kau ah? kan satu purnama.
Burita: Hehehe Lain hari aku main Badminton!!!! Lusa la lusa. Sorry. Ariatu.. ada samting bah. nda ku jua kan mau bulu ketiak mu atu panjang ah.. huhu. lusa ada ku tu.
Deeds: hjuhuhu inda jua lawa banar. hehehe eseh. hahahahaha. kan modest lagitu.

Courtesy of Jats: Big, i love you.

for: Ren, Kel and all the chubby girls out there..

SI RAIN SUKA ORG CHUBBY.

TUNG TUNG SARANGHEY (ok translated to malay i think this means.. fat i love you hahahahaha.. adakah Big,i love you aku ani.) WAH. hahaha jan kamu pemain kan tung tung ani. LAWA tung tung ani. hahahahaha.

Big, i love you.

ps: Jats, you can take off the “SL” at the end of your nick sudah, as i no longer see you in that light. lol. *mwa*

Leggings.

SIAPA LAGI MENUKAR LAGU ENDLESS LOVE KE BAHASA MELAYU ATU AH..

nadabah. eksenku. huhuhu. mun endless love jua kan kamu tukar. baik tah beranti menyanyi. keraja saja kamu sama komunis. durang beguna tu kali org untuk yang pandai menulis SUBTITLES. MENTRANSLATE TAH KAMU HARI HARI SANA ATU.

Tried my hand..or should i say foot? at football today. When arrived at the padang it was so sunyi that i thought i was being PUNKED. Turned out they were just late. huhu. First of all, ADAKAH??? BIDA BAH, BE LEGGINGS main bula ani. Having never played football – ever in my life before, i turned up in my leggings and t-shirt (what i wear for squash). Abis ku kana ucapkan cam kan AEROBIC. hahahahaa. baru ya CULTURE SHOCKED. Anyway,I was so crap at it that i was even yawning during a game. Liyana, who was behind me at that time was like; “Oi. Jangan kau tidor eh.” hahaha. Nyangku sudah aku inda pandai main, ya yang memajal. huhuhu. But i had a good time though. Not too sure if i’ll be playing it again. But it was good chilling out with my Liyana after sooo sooo sooo long. huhuhu. Next time, lets do the chit chatting and laughing over nothing Over coffee saja ah?? tadi ngilu ku sudah..kaki ku tepalicok sikit. I know i know, me and my ALASAN. haha tapi bana Li, teplicok kaki ku sikit hahaha..sama aku ampus.. sama ujan labat di jerudong..sama.. mm.. huhuhuhuhu. Kalau main BULA ani be RACKET BAH. HANDAL KU SUDAH. hahaha. Liyana even pointed out that IM GAGAH when it comes to everything and anything else ..just not football. I have to admit, when it comes to football i am a bit of a Pondan. exactly why i hate contact sports. it shows my weaker side. hahahahaha.

and yes Beejay. lol. its not FRENCH FRIES or FRANCE FRIES. we’ve established, not too long ago that its FRENCH CHIPS. hahahahaahahahahaha. rinduku eh melbourne.. hahahaha.. skalinya “F” ingat kamu? hahahahaha “Apa Jokernya ni ah?” “F! SAS! F!!” (inside joke)

nothing planned for today. ive just cancelled squash with my cousin, Mimah. Ngaleh ku mim. Kaymz couldn’t make it today pun. i need to lose weight fast. My uncle’s wedding is just around the corner and i’ve put off going to the tailors cause i thought that i’d be able to lose weight in time to make the greatest baju pesen yang katat of all (mcm lagu whitney houston) I guess i’d just have to stop living indenial. I’m just have got to go to gypsy today and make the greatest baju pesen yangi nda katat of all.
Maybe drop by Rizqun for that UK expo education thing. and then meet up with Nisaa and Mimi for drinks. Malam.. i dont know.

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uwaaaaaaaa… i was looking at my old pictures with my baju kurong. and this picture is OLD. kalau gambar BANAR ku KUYAK KUYAK sudah kali.

im starting to have 2nd thoughts about cancelling squash…………….

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh payah jua kan “slemming” ani.

kiss me.

France fries.

Am i the only one who sleeps at 9pm around here? Seriously. Its either im still jet lagged. or i’m getting old. How can i still be jet lagged? Ive been back for 2 weeks. Apadey. Melbourne jua ganya. Bukan jua Melbourne atu di America. Melbourne di..Ostoria. huhuhu. Haven’t been doing much since i got back. Like i said,my life has been revolving around makan ,minum, squash and dvd dvd haram. What’s even more haram about the dvds is when you think THE PLEDGE was worth your $2. The movie made no sense. Paris Hilton’s crap acting skills got me cringing all through out the movie. and why was Holly Vallance in the movie? Being a new comer and all, was she that desperate to act ka???

Why won’t the house computer download any torrent files??? I’m behind with my Desperate Housewives and Prison Break. uwa. and i really can’t wait to see Heroes episodes 17 and 18. Kenapa espeed kami dirumah ani mcm slow maseh ah?

…………..oh. and i woke up to this. Astrid, Idola Melbourne Winner’s song & video clip on youtube (thanks Micky!).

its a good pick me up.

you and me..will always be togetherrrr..

i want the DVD!! hahaha. Have fun performing at Alun Alun guys. Wish i could be there. huhuhu. but im back in my kampong for now…(till further notice la) huhuhuhuhuhuu.

ok. a squashin i will go.

kiss me.

ps:- the video was made by students. rtb should probably think of hiiring them. no? sick of looking at those “psychadelic” background colours. naik sudah degree kaca mataku.

mim alip kap alip nun.

Sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve been busy celebrating. ie; makan sana sini dan SINUN. I abandoned my squash racket over the weekend and substituted sweat with pearl milk teas from Easyway. ho. ho. ho. Macam nada papa kan dibuat lagi sini ani. makan saja. makan saja. makan. makan. makan. makan.

p.s

SIAPA BELABIH MENUKAR LAGU ALLURE ALL CRIED OUT KE BEHASA MELAYU AH.

CHAWEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

(cawir, cawir..ya jua stuck di kepala..)

I would also like to thank friends, family and readers for congragulating me on getting my degree, sunggu baek kamu semua:-
Fids,
Maurina
Dhil
Alyaa
Sha
Molly eh mal. thank you. kau lagi tu coming soon!!
Sas
Twelve (ganya balum ku kan kawin eh..huhuhuu)
Sza
AnakBorneo eh salah..Anak Brangin.. eh salah..Anak Brunei
Ahim
War186
Syazwani(!!)
Livie (boss! huhuhu)
Tina
Konteklens
Vixennova (SYAZ wahh hahaha 🙁 🙁 🙁 )
Jo
Faz (awu. ABes!!),
Bibiran
Jewelle (hahaha, i wish!)
18
Babyamy.
Pablo

from the tagboard:-
Jats Sl (hahaha..awu emsem si rain atu ..) , Deeds, Jimah,Alwi, Eleanor,Zilly, AJIAN,Buajah Tom (thank you!!),Jbeejayhhh (babe! haha alhamdullilah!!!),Vivi (hahahaha..balanjaaa neyyy) HS57 (Thanks Hanaku!!) Izzah: Terimakaseh IJAH ABU BAKAR DARI KG TANAH JAMBU. hahahahahaha. Nadz thank you.

Thank you. berabis berabis berabis for your kind words. kalau buleh ku bagi kalupis. ku bagi sudah kalupis. ganya jantah makan kelupis time ani. bagi lampoh bah yeh. huhuhuh. krg saja ku dedicatekan kamu lagu arah kristal. huhuhu. lagu apa kamu mau?

……migrate ku ke gua ni lapas ani kajap..takut org minta belanja. hahahahaha. nda..ku membagitau gua mana. haha.

thanks again guys!!

kiss me.

I MADE IT.

alhamdulillah. i got my degree.

stamped in history, this is one of the happiest days of my life.

taking things one step at a time 🙂

kiss me.