We had karaoke lastnight at Nini’s. It was Babu’s turn to host dinner. Since there are eleven of them. It has been dicided that each siblings cater for different nights throught Uncle Habry’s Jaga Jaga ie dari last saturday sampai this saturday night. Ada jua baiknya be adiberadi banyak ani. huhuhu. Jaga Jaga kicked off last Saturday with Tua’s sotong goreng. Came Sunday it was Angah Hasnan & Uncle Aman’s turn and yesterday it was Babu’s turn. Tonight iring’s hosting. Rumour has it, she’ll be having steam boat.

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

yatah. nya org. bukan plang JAGA JAGA bah more like JAGA BADAN ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

came home around 12 ish last night. thank god i brought my own car.
it is now 7am.

meeting up with Kamy and Mimah at Tasek.

kiss me.

Its six. and im wide awake. thanks to these goddamn rangit!

hahaha bida jua tu kalau ku kan menyumpah catu. you goddamn rangit!! I’ve got red spots all over my arms and legs. TAPAK KAKI KU PUN KANA MAKAN BAH EH. arghhhhhhhhhhhhh. Jaga ya nyamuk ani. luan jua ya kan kurang ajar ah………………

…..

ABIS KAH SHELTOX DI RUMAH ANI??

Aku bukaaan pencintaaaa wanitaaaa.. tapi aku pencinta buaya.

haha. luruskah lirik nya tu?

aku memangg pencintaaa buaya..

wakakaka.

oh stuff it, irwan shah whatever your name is. we all know you love crocodiles. boring ku sudah mendangar.

Sunday. It’s been a busy weekend. We had Uncle Habry’s bedak bedak mandi on Friday and yesterday was his Nikah & ..mm.. antar berian? antat berian? beri berian? ceremony. I am soooo bad when it comes to naming the ceremonies of malay weddings!! yatah. jrg bah kan ngaga org kawin atu! culture shock ku banar. Anyway, Congragulations to the newly nikah couple Habry % Azy.

hahaha adakah % percentage. tetakan. haha Uncle Habry & Aunty Azy. Akhirnya..kawen jua uncle habry ku ani. huhuh. alhamdulillah.

pictures up soon. i just need to go get an adobe photoshop cd from komunis.

tidur ku balik dulu kali. and guess who came to annoy me this morning?

Hari!! and her bedroom eyes!!

belabih!! huhuhuhu. k. going back to sleep with Hari. I’ll worry about the sneezing and the non stop runny nose later. *note to self: bali lagi ubat allergy dari c.y lim.

kiss me.

I miss these two. Sometimes annoying, sometimes nice, sometimes makes me laugh & cry at the same time girls. Brunei’s just not the same without you two.

Kelly & Molly – bersantai di tepi pantai. (tapi be jeket!)

So i heard there’s a Bruneian Gathering in Melbourne at Esteler? sudah aku nada tu. SLALU sama SILAHAU.

see you bitches in June. This goes to these people too:-

(minus the org puteh inthe back ground)

& Vivi!!!

and also these two!! Yedi & Nauli!!!

oh and he was only a melbournian for a only short period of time, but he made a huge impression that we mish him lots and lots and lots and lots

*sings fergie’s LONDON LONDON LONDEH!!!!*

uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

nangisku eh..

kiss me!

I am due to go to my angah’s place soon. Missing out on squash to help her out with the campur. Campur is.. hahahahahahahahaha.

no . i didn’t think i was that type of a blogger either. hahahahahahaha.

Squash is… not very informative am i? haha. oh! well!

Angah is..the middle term for your middle aunty who the middle born in the middle of the month of the middle month of the year from the father and the mother. It comes from the term TANGAH or Tanjong and Penyamun. Different people, different way of saying it. some say angah some say tangah sam say snoop doggy dog. it depend. not depends. depend. huhu. but nevermind its all sem. not the same. but all sem.

Snoop doggy dog is.. hahahaha.

on another note. aku rindukan si Bonitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

la isla boniiiitaaaaaaaaa..

hahaha. omg. what dis is im talking about.

pagi2 bah sudah capi capi.

capi capi is..brunei term for American Pie 1,2,3,4,5 & 6.

AHAHAHAHA nyaman ketawaku kan jadi informative. tapi inda menjadi. silahau jua eh. nda dpt tah membuat documentary aku ani.

kiss me.

It must suck to be stingy. Hence, it probably sucks to be you!

and this makes me soooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

🙁

kiss me.

…not

Kenapa since ku balik ani banyak tia complain ku???? kenapa nah kenapa kenapa??

Its good to know that ive got people backing me up on my last post. Pasal its true. and Sas brought up a really good point. Our attendance has to be 85% and above. If it falls below this number what do we get? We get sent home and banned in to coming in to Australia for 3 consecutive years!!! And we can’t afford to double fail a subject cause that too would send us packing our bags home and banned from coming in to Australia. And the australian government , these days are very high tech when it comes to tracking our attendance atu. everything’s done systematiclly that even if you think they’re not watching. THEY ARE WATCHING.

You think, sekulah atu sanang kah? kan ke skulaaaaaaaaaaaaah saja ari ari?? kami mau jua INDA SKULAH & PASS. Di london atu pebaik tah umur 50 taun tu graduate. ndaaa papa tu.

ANYWAY. ON TO ANOTHERRRR TOPIC.

KAMU TAU KAH RUPANYA TASEK LAMA DI BANDAR ATU MALAYSIA???

We were following the path to Sheraton Hotel bah this morning. And this comprised of a few pain stalkingly high hills. We were somewhere at the top when my friend had to call her mom (pasal mamanya bejalan sudah ke imigresen..tapi bukan plang tani becakap pasal ani) Anyway,She was on the phone for 2 minutes before she realised that the service provider on her phone was MY CELCOM and not DSTCare.

I could understand if we were on the borders of Brunei and Miri. Even then, this shouldn’t happen. But ani. WE WERE IN BANDAR SERI BEGAWAN. Smack bang in the middle of the city. perasahan ku kan keatas bukit atu nada becap passport ku kan malaysia. upon realising this, aku yang kepoh ani called up org dst on HER behalf.

Some lazy ass person picked up my call and when i told her about this she was all “OH. KENAPA TAH INDA KITA TUKAR KE DSTCOM MANUALLY, PASAL ANDANGNYA TU SANA ATU FREQUENCY MY CELCOM ATU KUAT TU SANA ATU.”

i was going WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.. labeh jua kedia ani.. (in my head)

so this is how the rest of the conversation went:-
Me: mana tah ku tau diatas ani MYCELCOM. Pasalnya, aku ani setau ku di BRUNEI bah. Bukannya semua semua mesti DST kah kalau di brunei ani? bukannya ku kan KE MIRI ataupun ke Limbang.. di BANDAR ku bah nie.
Her: ah andangnya tu frequency nya sana!
me: jadinya, tadi aku nelipun mama ku atu, kira roaming tah tu????
her: awu. pasal my celcom kan.
me: eh???? how could that be? di brunei jua ku ni?? kenapatah paksa be roaming d negeri sendiri??? i want you to reimburse my money. pebaik tah sedikit. inda jua fair tu.
her: inda dpt!
me: eh. siapa kau ani kan becakap inda dpt. mana boss mu?
her: paksa kita ke counter tu membuat complaint.
me: apatah plang aku sendiri membuat complaint. kau nda dpt?
her:inda.
me: tapi cana buleh brg ani terjadi in the first place.
her: eh andangnya bah NYANTA EH. DI KAMPONG AYING ATU PUN MY CELCOM TU KADANG2.
me: lain jua kamu ani. bah eh. bye.

She wasn’t even being apologetic about it. pfft. boring jua eh.

but yeah anyway,

WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. rupanya orang di KG AYING ani salama ani ORG MALAYSIA??

skalinya..baik tah membuka KASTAM di atas tasek atu barangkali, mun diatas atu MYCELCOM.

buleh kah mycelcom? perasahan ku nada ku becap passport kan ke malaysia kan kesana atu tadi pagi. mun ku tau bebata baju mandi ku kan tarus ke sunway lagoon.

but hello? how could it be that (now she has mentioned it) around Kg air area atu pun Mycelcom service provider durang?? what’s happening? untong durang tu eh. rugi jua tu. pebaik tah brapa puluhsen ganya. mun semua org betelipun ke KG AIR. kaya jua kali eh. dpt jua membali gigi amas. … 10.

tapi andangnya kah??? cani ani?? can someone enlighten me on this matter ?

kiss me.

Its shit how we Australian graduates (or any other graduates that aren’t from UBD or UK) still get discriminated here in brunei as if are a different race and not Bruneians. I mean. fuck off lah. seriously. I am sick of people giving me the condesending look whenever i tell them that i’ve graduated from Melbourne and not “NOttingham” or “birmingham” or “manchaster” or “henglan” or “landan” . Although this is not a new experience for me. I’ve had people giving me shit since i started my Year 11 education at a all girl’s boarding school in Melbourne. Which was a goood 7 years ago. They’d be like “Mana ko krg ani”. and ill be like “melbourne”. and they’ll be like kenapa inda “UK??” accompanied by that look that says “mahal kah uk inda mampu?” . and i’ll be like “inda. malas ku ke UK atu. jauh.” and they will proceed to brag to me and my sisters how their anaks, anak tiri, cucu, cucu bapanya, cucu nininya, anak tiri bapanya semua ke uk.

I’ve recently got the same comment from a Doctor i visited at a local clinic. Where she had asked me in a british accent where i have graduated from… like wise, the same conversation as above followed through.

me: melbourne.
her: kenapa australia.
me: i dont know. i like it there.
her: scholarship kah?
me: inda.
her: self funded?
me: yes.
her: oh.. the education in australia is cheaper kah?
me: no not really. its about the same. education wise. but standard of living maybe. depends how you live.
her: oh. no. but its still cheaper. u know. with the currency exchange of UK now.
me: kenapa you di uk kah?
her: *mcm terasa*.. awu.

PADANTAH. ko tau kah. i didn’t choose MELBOURNE because i cant afford to go to the UK. I chose Melbourne. cause melbourne is the place to be. i didn’t want to be SWARMED with culture shocked brueneians who pressure themselves with new upcoming designer BAGS and the latest trends in cocktails at funky buddha? (whatever that place is called!). i dont give a shit. boring bah boring. KE LANDAN atu CLICHE sudah bah. mcm wayang superman. and you can just go “oh i study law in nottingham.” anytime when it really should be “Oh i studied LAW in a SHIT school in Nottingham.” I acknowledge that UK is one of the established education providers in this world. But common lah, just because he or she is a uk graduate doesn’t mean that they’re all that.

It’s not that i’ve never been to london, infact, i would love to go again ..its just that i don’t understand bah.. why other qualifications that aren’t from UK are still seen as lower. Australian education are ranked highly or more or less the same as uk education in our neighbouring countries like singapore, malaysia. We need a mind set change.

I apologize if ive offended anyone tapikan sadang sadang style lama ani bah. buring bah. beg gucci tebali kamu style baru.

oh. and UK can eff off.,I dont care what you people say, im going back to melbourne to do my masters where i can still sleep comfortably on my laura ashely sheets and spend the other half of my allowance on something better other than RENT.

pebaik tah skulah di india tu.

kiss me.

Yesterday, I was too tired that i almost lost my balance on one of the bukits. My exhaustion’s probably due to lack of sleep AND PMS. I’ve been coming home late from Nini Boy’s place every night since Monday and i have to wake up around 6-6;30 each morning to go to the tasek. Suprisingly, even with the exhaustion, muscle aches and lack of sleep..i haven’t lost anything. Kamy thinks squashing and hiking is just our reason to eat more. and i couldn’t agree more! what a waste. It’s really hard to control your makan when you are faced with ayam goreng and satay urat every single night at your nini’s place. Only a crazy person would turn that down.

Anyway, I’ve decided to take this weekend off squash and tasek. I’m recharging my body for monday. inshallah. huhuuhu.

I love family gatherings. Almost everything funny happens at family gatherings. Last night, my aunties were talking about chocolates to give away as gifts. One aunty suggested that we should give out ferrero rochers. When my other Aunty heard this she went ballistic saying that ferrero rochers are too expensive. Another aunty bugged in and said that they should just give one biji along with the bunga to each guests. It was the aunty who suggested we should give out ferrero rocher’s turn to go mental saying; “indakan sebiji ganya!!!” my aunty who said sebiji would be enough replied “Awulah! indakan sebiji! fruit tella lah dangannya!!”.. my other Aunty then said “Awu eh. Inda kan Sebiji, krg kana galar karang jamputan SEBIJI selama lamanya. membari malu.”

wahahahahahaa. ada kah JAMPUTAN SEBIJI. hahahahahaha.

Before settling on Ferrero rocher they were brain storming on what chocolates to give as gifts. And here’s the list:-

Merci
Patchi
Choki Choki (laughter) My Amit was like, hahaha Oi Ti!! main BETAKAN lagi tu makan. haha inda jua bisai meliat jamputan makan coklet BETAKAN.
Tora (more laughter)
I came up with Gula Gula Bendera. I don’t know if any of you would remember this, my mom used to get them for us all the time when we were kids, its candy in a long stick connected to a MALAYSIAN FLAG. hahahaha Sudah pun gula2 bendera. bendera malaysia lagi tu obviously there were more and more laughter.
Tikam Tikaman

hahaha then Amit came up with..

GULA GULA PUTING.

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA.

hahaahha. banar jua nya amit ku atu. hahaha. adakah gula gula puting. those of you who werent born in the gula2 puting era. this is what it looks like:-

wahahahaha. and then my amit said:- “Awu. baru ya. mendangar tah kamu jamputan SANYAP tu.”

hahahahahaha.

kiss me.

Going to my Nini’s place again in a bit. Start sudah jaga jaga. Malas ku kesana atu. bukannya apa. Kana galar Alai Ulong atu yang ku indai ngin tu. mun Alai Pai selamanya inda jua apa. Ani Alai Ulong tia ganya. Huhuhuhuhu. Bapa’s in the room using the house computer and he’s not talking to me. Buat buat mencheck email pun nda dpt becakap kah????? huhuhu.

Bapa: Ti, sudah ni ti? *points to a blank internet explorer page*
Siti: Alum.
Bapa: oh. its connecting the connection.

a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a

kalat mataku eh. i went to the tasek again this morning. with Kaymz, Mimah and them all. Oh. Had my first piece of the CUCUR PISANG jalan Durian yesterday. huhu. Although it wasn’t really my first time, it’s definitely The first time in AGES. huhuhu. nyaman. its like biting in to an eclair in paris. hahahaha. nyaman jua sudah tu.

so if u wan to feel like your biting in to an eclair in paris. feel free to drop by at the cucur pisang stall at Jalan Durian.

wah my face is so oily. been out the whole morning.
muka ku pun mcm cucur pisang sudah. apakan. cucur pisang kah aku ani??????

apa zakat zakat buah buahan?

pisang cigu..

eh adakah pisang.

ok. yes i’m talking out of my arse right now. feel free to jump deck.

tidakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

boring eh.