Annoyed.

boring eh. mcm all of the sudden, dunia ani boring berabis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha you can say that i got over excited with the exclamation marks.

inilah. tanda tanda, orang keboringan. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My tasek trip this morning has been cancelled. So i’m stuck at home this morning contemplating whether i should go back to sleep or ring up Kel to give her a piece of my mind. PECAYA KAMU? SHE TRICKED ME IN TO WATCHING QABIL QUSHRI QABIL IGAM . Her exact words were “Siok” “Kalah Korea!” “menangis ko tu berabis. paning kepala mu!” “banar” “siok! baik ko liat”. Skalinya aku ani pun paloi jua. On the way home from the gym yesterday, i stopped by the dvd shop at supa save and bought a copy of the movie for $4. Needless to say that i wasted my time watching it.

It’s a typical malay-movie plot lah where the husband beats the wife. wife runs to drug-addict boyfriend, boyfriend wanted to kill husband but killed the girl instead then the husband killed the boyfriend and the boyfriend’s brother ran after the ‘husband’ with a parang with his mom blocking the way. paloi kali. im still so sasak about it. I want my 2 hours back Kel. marah ku ni. GOoooodddd. And what the hell. cana buleh si Qabil Igam tarus tarus jadi penageh atu?? paloi cerita melayu ani sumanya tarus tarus. everything happens RANDOMLY. Macam Sepet ah.. inda batah atu panggil nya tia sudah boy nya atu “sayang”. mcm hey!! where did that come from???? Mukhsin was crap. Qabil whatever and Qabil whatever movie was alot more crappier. I suggest you spend your $4 wisely and not get the movie. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What happened to malay movies ah? it used to be sooo good. Remember puteri impian? puteri impian 2? soal hati? Gemerlapan? even Maria Mariana managed to get my attention..and what do we get now?? Qabil this.. Qabil That..blah. That Yasmin lady tries, but ntah to me her movies aren’t much of a big deal. It’s always of the same plot. mcm yesss we get it that you support inter-racial relationships aswell as underaged ones. come up with a new story line already!!

inda ku suka eh movie ahhhhhhhhhhhh walaupun tia Hans Isaac. BALDING sudah Hans Isaac atu. Boring sudah. Si Nauli ganya gila gila maseh.

so anyway. KEL JAGA KO.

apa kiss kiss??

Samut-stung lips – literally speaking!!!

yawn. last nite, i thought i dreamt scratching my lips cause they itched. mcm banar banar ku menggaru. when i woke up this morning, i felt something wierd bah on my face. my face somehow felt heavier. ran in to the toilet to find a huge ‘nyamuk’ bump on one corner of my lip. LABU BIBIR KU KANA GIGIT SAMUT. ku pikir aku mimpi menggaru bibirku rupanya..menggaru tah ku sudah ku banar banar. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

it’s 10. i was supposed to go to the airport to send off my grandmother for umrah ..*rasa rasa bibir* well guess i’m not going now ha?? malu ku eh kan ke airport meliatkan bibir ku yang SAMUT-STUNG ani. huhuhuhu. bida. I’ve been putting ice on it since half an hour ago and the labu-ness still refuses to go down. Amahku si Yati lagi babal tadi. I intercommed her to get me a bowl of ice.

me: Eh yati..minta AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
her on the other line: bah bah.

skali naik apa bawanya??????? there was a TALL GLASS OF AIR sitting in the middle of a huge tray.

and i was like. oi bukannya AiRRRRRR. AiSss AIsss Aisss ICE bah ICE nda kau meliat bibirku labu ani????

and she went: “ah..ais batu kah kaka siti?” (yes, for some reason, the new batch of maids calls me KAKA SITI..and ive told her so many times not to call me KAKA SITI since she’s OLDER and everything, but this morning, i wasn’t much hassled about it. i was more concerned about getting ice ASAP on the bump of my lip!)

BABAL KAN. mcm hello. awulah ice batu. Ice apa lagi? I ice skating???? ice kacang?? Ce ice baby?? ish.

haha. so dari tadi tah ku mengais bibirku ani.. malu ku kan airport eh usul ku cani. huhuhu.

uwa..and the thing is is, it still itches.
i feel like rubbing my two lips on the cement wall.

gataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

🙁

kiss me…..?? haha buleh time ku bckap pasal bibir jua??

sAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY.

Same shit different day. That’s why i’ve been so lazy to blog. Malas ku kan memarah utakku yang lama inda beparah ani for ideas. I just can’t be bothered.

It’s been a month since i’ve been back. bordering on two..

I heard my sisters are in Brisbane. Siok tah movie world ah? i know for a fact that Kel’s been looking forward to go to a proper theme park (compared to the oh so the very lah dodgy Luna Park in St Kilda) in ages! What i’ve noticed in the last few years that i’ve been in Melbourne is that; tourists don’t go to Melbourne to see the sights.Melbourne’s more to epicure ,shopping, night life, music and art. So if you’re expecting to see kangaroos the whole time you’re there, tough luck. Even the Zoos suck. huhuhu.

I’ve only been to Brisbane once. That time, the only thrilling ride at Movie world were Men in a Batman and Robin costume. LAMA JUA SUDAH TU. huhuhu. BORING JUA TU. Siok lagi bday party yang ber-jollibee kali. huhu.

anyway. off to the tasek.

i need to pluck my eyebrow. but i’m never going to the filipina lady who did my eyebrows the last time. gila. NIPIS ani bah ya buat. mcm BE TATOO tah plang. i was like “OI. THIS IS TOO THIN.” and she’d be like .. “No, Ha, It’s not Thin , Ha, You see, Ip I draw a line herrrreee haaa.. its longeRrrr ba!!”.

muamu ah.

sudahnya paksa be draw a line atu ertinya NIPIS lah tu. palui.

kiss me.

PRIMA ABUSER

wow. cana buleh credit ku tinggal sikit ani. padahal baru jua ku me rechas on Monday. Or was that Tuesday. No no definitely Monday. I bought the 10 dollar recharge on Monday. and it’s only Thursday! BULEH KAH. TIGA RINGGIT LAPAN PULUH SEN GANYA TINGGALNYA? damn you motorola phone. if only the keypads are user friendly when it comes to texting while im on the road, i wouldn’t have to reply every single text i get from people with a CALL. but then again..hehe.. you’re not supposed to text and drive. or talk and drive for that matter. ah sudah lah. biar tia tiga ringgit. karang lagi mengisi lapas ku melelong kingkin tembaga. huhuu. cheh. to think i used to be a PRIMA ABUSER. 10bucks a week still aint that bad compared to how i used to spend my parents’ money on phonebills before. huhu. ~~krg..krg ku mengisi. krg. krg ku mengisi..~~

I was out the whole afternoon yesterday. huhu puas ku bejalan atu. nya org, mcm kana puji saja. but. what else is there to do kan????? I have yet to buy me the Sims 2 original Night Life cd sama University. I promised to get it for myself when uni’s out. balum tah lagi..i dont know where i can buy it here in huaho.. AND NO WE’RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT SIMS 2 IN THIS POST.

*cough* *cough* oh yes. i was at “so what else there is to do??”. yatah ganya tu. TASEK. MINUM. TASEK. MINUM. MAKAN. TASEK MINUM MAKAN.. TASEK…Squash, Squash, Squash. (Atu pun nowadays, jrg lagi squash. malas ku ke squash atu. paloi2 org nya di stadium atu. sakit saja kepala. Mun sudah paloi atu. jantah lagi dilayan. paloi saja diri.

and there i was complaining how i haven’t seem to lost any weight since starting Jungle Trekking. huhu.

I had ambuyat with si tina & maurina yesterday. NYANGKU SUDAH JANTAH DIBAWA AKU MAKAN AMBUYAT. NI NYANYAT.

Until yesterday, i havent gone to Aminah Arif bah cause i knew if i went, i’d want to go there every single day of the month & year & the whole time im in brunei……………………*starts to jitter*

*starts to shake* …huahaha. mcm or calming down dari heroine. astaghafirullah.

ANYWAY..i stil have photos to post up.

kiss me.

Uncle Habry & Aunty Azi

sorry. sibok. Well no. not really. The wedding’s done and over with. and i no longer have to put up with the stress of preparing FOR the wedding. It feels as if im suffering from the after effects of a bombing, macam Post-hiroshima & Nagasaki bombings rasanya. I’m just getting used to my peaceful, calm and quiet surroundings now.

huhu. woohooo. waiting for mimah to go to the bukit.

Melbourne girls, pix and videos will be up soon. in the mean time. feast your eyes on these.. courtesy of Aunidiyani (thanks aunty!)

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Wow. kana pasangkan stat.

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Nah! Babu!! haha aku tau kamu rindu. huhuhuhuhawahahwahwahwahwahwa.

kiss me.

Banyak Keraja Ku.

kan ku supasave ku ni. On the phone with si Malin (amah si mimah) at the moment. kan betanyakan : kalau kan buat fruit salad untuk banyak banyak org, brapa tin buah? brapa tin nestle cream?

things to do today:
Supasave, bali buah sama daun card pakai menyamcong krg malam:- i dont know HOW we manage to run out of cards every night. macam one deck would be complete one night and the next beilangan tia King nya.. Ace..nya Lapan, Sepuloh. So i’m thinking of getting my own deck so that i could take it home with me and just bring it to my nini’s place everynight. And borrowing Veejay’s cards is out of the question pasal nya si Jimah nya,

“AWU SI VEEJAY (driver nini ku) ADA PLANG DAUN..TAPI DAUNNYA..TAMIL numburnya..”

wakakakaka. gila.

Fasscom, picking up a few sets of walkie talkie for the function tonight, lusa and the wedding.

gypsy, ambil baju kurong. I went there to pick it up yesterday..ehehe..skalinya *whispers* sampit. jan gitau urang eh. huhu.

uwaaaaaaaaaaaa…

kiss me.

Tabam ka? Tabau ka?

Kuala Lumpur Tasek was great!!!!!!!!! Jogged my way half way through the hills. Shouldve ate breakfast though. I constantly had the urge to muntah as i jogged up the hills. It’s Kamy’s last day here in brunei. for now anyways. She’s dragging her ass back to Melbourne for her convocation. Siok eh. Wished i could go with her. even better, how i wish i could be at 2 different places at the same time. Macam, sambil2 ku ke tasek atu.. yatah time atu jua aku ke Mcdonalds. palui. no. but really. Cubatah Melbourne ani sebarang Masjid Beribi atu saja. ataupun Setapak lagi kan ke Huaho kiulap…Apa ada Melbourne these days anyway ah? i know for a fact that aside from attending the convocation, Kamy’s also looking forward to watch John Myer however you spell it live in concert. lucky bitch. well. not that i’m in to Johnny. tapi mcm siok? belayar?

which reminds me. HOW SHIT IS THIS SEASON’S AF. Inda plang ku meliat banarnya. Tapi si Candy atu paloi ah?? Si Noni atu pun paloi.. nya si jimah nya “padantah ko makan talor sebiji bagi 5” ahahahahahahaha. Paloi paloi-an AF ani. karing talent kah durang ani? yatah ganya inggannya kah talent di malaysia atu? huhu. ataupun mulut ku ani beracun banar and i should really just shut up now..huhuhu..

ngantuk ku eh. I just got back from Charcoal. i’m so sleepy. but ican’t sleep just yet.

would you people rather be called Tabam or Tabau?

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

note to self: *bali vcd pakai karaoke krg malam.