i like to go a-bitch-ering

Spent the morning going through 152 unread forwarded emails in my inbox. This does not include JUNKMAIL. apakaaah lagi usul junk mail ku! sigh.

Anti-Prespirants causing Cancer – biartia masam ketiak asal inda be cancer?
Cakes that look like Nike, Gucci bags – woohoo. more for the materialistic bitches!
Something about david blaine – haha, reminds me of that guy on Astro. the one who’s trying to be like him? sdg sdg jua magic.
*yawn*
A video titled “coca-cola” – which i cant be bothered to download.

when you get this many junk-mail, you’re really not bothered to go through them one by one. Ngaleh saja. I’m in the midst of ticking them all and deleting! siapa ada masa kan mengantar 20 JUNK MAIL SKALI GUS AH?? Get another new HOBBY PLEAAAAAAASE.

i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

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Goodmorning!

I just lied to my personal trainer. He texted me a minute ago asking me to come in and train with him. and i’m like.. *click click click* sorry Fer.. *click click* i’m at the hospital now.. im getting my wisdom teeth checked. (which i had done 2 years ago and there’s no more wisdom teeth cause i had them extracted!) NGALEHKU KAN WORK OUT PAGI PAGI ANI. KALAT MATAKU. UJUNG UJUNG TEKAPIT WEIGHTS KARANG JARI KAKI KU. Ish. oh btw. Anyone who wants personal training for six bucks for an hour and a half can email me at missay018@hotmail.com but his times are limited; mornings & noons saja Monday to Saturday. 3 spaces left. and its SIX BUCKS for ONE AND A HALF HOUR (dirt cheap i tell you!)

he’s not my boyfriend or anything, i’m just helping the guy out. huhu.

anyway. same shit different day. I bought 3 dvds last night, Material Girls , Stranger than Fiction and Paris Je t’aime. I’ve only seen Material Girls. same stuff you’d expect from Hilary Duff. I still like watching these kind of movies. I’ve watched Confessions of a Teenage Drama queen, Lizzy Mcguire the movie, Herbie and i’ve cringed and rolled my eyes a thousand times at the cliched scenes but it still doesn’t stop me from watching them over and over again. huhuhu. Kenapa kan tu ah? I’m looking forward to watch Paris Jetaime. It’s been in my face the whole week bah. wherever i went there it was Paris Je T’aime punya dvd. Supasave, Komunis, Chong Hock.. Paris Jetaime Paris Jetaime, i doubt its anything like Le’Divorce (I LIKE!!) but ntah last night, i thought i’d give it a go. At least Le’divorce i knew what it was about before watching it from the title. at least paham lagi pasal org BECARAI.. ani Paris Je t’aime ani mcm.. yes. i know its in Paris? Je t’aime ani apa? mcm Jejak rasul kah? Jejak Paris? huhuhu. According to rotten tomatoes, its good plang. huhuhu.

sigh. boring ku disini ani eh.
i’ve been seeing Jimah every day for the pastweek now. She’s like my Ren when Ren’s not in Brunei. Ya mau dangani aku mana mana saja. huhuhu mcm si Ren jua. calinya pun mcm si Ren. eh Ren, you’ve been replaced. hahahahaha. inda bah. aku pun sebenarnya rindu si Ren. at least rumah si Ren inda jauh. si Jimah jauh di jerudong, Nangiskue. tapi cali kamu sama. sigh…….

ani si jimah ya suruh aku Attachment arah kadai lingka sebelah rumah. buleh “attachment”! haha damit lagi tu kadainya. i should really take pictures of it and post it in here. nantitah. bila ku sanang sanang.

anyways, im off people. need to wash my hair.

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Dafi tersingkir.

Kesian but It’s about time. and Aznil really stole the show last night. such an attention seeker! He could’ve just gone “I will be doing another 2 concerts before i leave” instead of “Yes i’m leaving………*waits for audiences’ attention* BUT..i will be staying for the last two concerts.

There’s no denying that he’s good but he just screamsss attention whore attention whore attention whore.

lol. buleh kah ku opening pakai Af news. can you tell that i’m running out of things to say? can u can u can u?? hahahaha..

*coughs* *maintains pose*

who’s Dafi?

baik sudah ni AF news ani..kalau ku opening pakai MARIAM..tekajut krg kamu. huhuhu. No plans for Sunday…well. actually i do have plans. i need to get kitty litter for my cat. My cat is officially a high class cat. only low class cats poop on grass. and congrats Hari for making the transition from a perempuan kebret to audrey hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s!

GANYA ABIS TAH USIN KU NI MEMBALI KITTY LITTER SAJA. KURANG ASAM PUNYA KUCING.

Siapa pandai men-train kucing untuk balik o’o ke rumput ah??
kamu pikir Bomba pandai kah? Or are they really useful for getting cats out of trees saja? huhuhu. gila ku paning ku melayan kucing ku ani.

i think ive spent a good $150+ bucks on Hari in the last month.

bawa ya ke doktor : $48
balikan ya cage: $50
Balikan ya punya cornflake sama litter: 30++
Paning , Kapeh inda beusin: PRICELESS

ani baru kucing BIASA.

thank you god for not making hari a persian.

ehe ehe.

bah.. membalikan tampat kucing ku berry dulu.

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Its been a week!

Internet: check.

espeed is so slow. I dont know if its me or the connection but my internet is so slowwwww when it comes to downloading! exsp via limewire,bitcomet etc etc.

kenapa ya ah??
SOMEBODY HELP!!

org di telbru tadi ku tanya pun nya durang INDA YA TAU.

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Kalau bukan si MAIDIN, JAN MAU!

Im at Matadoe. Making it my new office till i get my internet at home sorted out. Currently with Azimah and Anuar. We were supposed to play squash this morning but skipped it to have roti at Faize. I’m addicted to the Roti there , I know. I went to the Faiz’z in Beribi with my brother Aziz the other day but somehow the roti there wasn’t as nice. The one di delima satu lagi nyaman. Ku tanyakan lagi sapa masak si MAIDIN masak. jadinya kalau kamu kesana, kalau bukan si MAIDIN yang masak jan mau. huhuhuhu. Gtau saja, si SITI suruh si MAIDIN jua masak. kalau ya nada, suruh CARI si MAIDIN. Lord of the murtabak……… cincin.

hua hua hua hua.. ho.

….
This just came to me..

BULEH KAH KU SKIP SQUASH KAN MAKAN RUTI?????????????????????????

*PANIC*
*AMPUS*
lampoh ni…

*SIGH*

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Cikgu suka blog. hari hari dia blogging.

Sibok saja ku. Inda lagi te blog hari hari mcm dulu. Sibok behapa? well. from the top of my head..

1. Bedikir.
2. Mempertahankan Negara.
3. Menjamur pusu
4. Menumpah Ambuyat
5. Ke Bismi

hehehe…..no. not really. isok baru ku kan makan ambuyat. ntah ah. Unlike Melbourne, coming home i’ve got things to do. people to see. di Melbourne atu di rumaaaaaaaaah tia ganya. My sisters and I only go out at the starting of the month, when we have money. huhuhu. As boring brunei can get, i tend to quickly run out of time here. Time flies sooo fast here that i most of the time, i don’t get to see some of the people i wanted to see and do some of the things i wanted to do ie. memukat. Cuti pun mcm inda cuti. For instance, ive been back for not one but TWO MONTHS. inda terasa. but anyway, Here are the list of things that i’ve done, noticed, love and despise since ive been back.

1. There’s a cheaper alternative to Jati!!!!! :- banar. aku membagitau si Yuyanakkaling ariatu dimana. ya pun turut bersukacita!! Nya si mani nya, “itu workshop, tidada nama. dia punya resit nada. Pepsi belakang punya sign!”
2. Gin Chu punya karipap inda lagi nyaman.
3. Naik ke Tasek lalu “Sheraton”.
4. Had almost a million road rages.
5. Learned to use the 3rd lane on the round-about.
6. Had Roti at the Faiz’z in Delima Satu. The ROTI there is FANTASTIC. kalaaah, dimana mana pun kalah. AKBAR pun kalah.
7. Ive seen my bestfriends 🙂
8. Its true that those YELLOW SIGNS are really annoying. gila kali. KENAPA KAN KALAU KU KAN BELAJU. HIGHWAY KU JUA NI.
9. Going to Dome costs too much.
10. Whenever i order from Coffee Bean, i like to think i’m Mischa Barton when i hold my order of Caramel Ice Blend in my hand. Not just when im in Brunei. But when i’m in Melbourne too. hahahahahaha. i love the purple straws from CB. getting your pictures taken at STARBUCKS or with starbucks in your hand is just oh so the very style lama. huhuhu.
11. I miss my sisters & kamy who are still in Melbourne.
12. Personal Training with Ferdie is a Bitch. But in a good way. My body’s been aching since that start of last week. i guess its a good thing?
13. I hate the receptionists at Squash. They do nothing but literally ‘menganyam lapik mija, sarong bantal in NEON green’ and they still eskep from work. boooooooo. thats why i dont go to the stadium anymore. i prefer polo club.
14. the free vet in Rimba is a nuisance. I brought my cats there once cause they all had mm.. “irritation of the skin” and One was suffering some sort of an eye disease. when it was my turn to see the doctor i was amazed at how they were so many syringes with different kinds of liquids on the bench. I think i had 6 kittens with me at that time and they all had a shot of 3 different medicine. I informed the doctor that 2 had ‘kurap’ *malas ku kan menyabut kurap atu bah, bida* and he was all like “tapi makan ya?” i said “yes, makan” and he went “Ok tu eh” and briskly gave each of the cats a quick shot on the rear. when it came to the last kitten, i told him that this one was ‘damam’ and he continued to ask me the same thing. “tapi makan ya” when i said “yes, makan” his response after that was “OK TU EH”. If i hadn’t reminded him that a few of the cats had a skin condition he wouldn’t have given me a packet of panadol look-alike tablets for my cats. inda paloi dimana tu? macam.. apakan doktornya ani. dodgy.

“doktor.. aku cancer”
“tapi makan ko?”
“makan pulang..”
“ah..OK TU EH”

“Doc, ni kakiku temasuk kaca!”
“tapi makan ko”
“makan eh!!”
“ah..OK TU EH!!!”

gila..gila..

15. hmm…

aaabis tia. i know there’s more. but that’s all i can think of for now. nanti nati lagi la. mengupdate. anyways, this will be my last entry for this week.I Need to get the internet at home sorted out dulu. blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

kiss me.

Its Automatic!

I was watching Utada Hikaru singing “First Love” live on youtube.Apparently she wrote “First Love” when she was only fifteen but anyway,It reminded me of this:-

Automatic.

one of my all time favourites by best-selling Japanese singer, yang suaranya begagar akan tetapi ianya manis – Utada Hikaru. I loooove her!! Kel, my sister used to sing this song all the time. like a true japanese. ganya jubur itam. huhuhu.

Its automatic.. kara shiroka lalakeke.. (aku antam antam plang saja nie)

Another fabulous international singer is Kyla. I’ve been listening to her since her very first appearance on Mtv. She’s filipina and posesses a very ethereal , super super super fragile voice. She sounds like she’s whispering when she sings, its as if she’s trying very hard not to shatter a thin sheet of ice. lawa brabis ah. Kind of like the Asian version of Amel Larrieux.

Kyla – Hanggang Ngayon (Until Now)

Voices like these makes me tick. I’m trying to find Amel Larreiux video on youtube. tapi inda banyak. if you havent heard of her yet. its high time that you should.

i recommend these songs by her:-
Make me whole
For real

kalau laki2 punya voices..aku suka mcm suara si Kaer, si bob, si Zahid..si felix.. hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha.

huhu enjoy the videos. ill be back tommorow with pictures.

mm..inshallah taala.

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Tua tua pun nak bday jugak? huhuhuhu.

Its two am. I was woken up by this huge urge to shishi. On the way back from the toilet i saw my father outside infront of the tv, eyes wiiiiiiideeee shut. rupanya bukannya ya liat tv. tv yang liat ia. I woke him up and greeted him a 50th Birthday. yeap. its my old man’s 50th. a very big deal indeed. huhu. Anyway pa, Happy birthday. we love you.

with love,
Siti, Amal , Aqilah, Tharwana, Abdul Rahim, Abdul Aziz


on another note, kenapa multiply.com ani SLOW kan bukanya? there are days where its superfast but most days it takes a while to load. Exsp on espeed. Boring jua eh cani ani. kan masuk website pun mesti menunggu.. macm di hospital saaaaajaaa. boring boring. boring. boring. boring. boring. boring. ok. im giving up isok isok tah saja ku meliat multiply ku yang lama suda ku biarkan atu. malas ku kan memajal. tidur ku dulu.

assalamualaikum.

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