Capital S.

1. Sit and hope they read this blog and think. hey. is she talking about me? and re-think what they’ve done to hurt others.

In the event number 1. doesn’t happen. I shall resort to numero 2. which is

2. Sabar and lets HOPE karma would do its thang and kick them on their “stupid ass” butts – 3 fold.

as for now. Im just going to go with listening to Kelis’ I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!! and wait for BOTH to happen.

Its been a lazy sunday or in my case another Lazy kuning baju kurong day! if you see me with a really bright YELLOW baju kurong with POCKETS on the streets dont be scared to say Hi. cause its just me having a really lazy kuning baju kurong day. Yes. there are days when i feel like going out understated. Uncles, Aunties, cousins and friends have commented on how often i use the baju-kurong. exsp to family occasions. and they would laugh and point at how my baju-kurong even has POCKETS. “Macam baju ugama!” “macam baju skulah” they would say and this would be my cue to go “awu. mcm doraemon bah. DORAEMON ISLAM!”.

I love bajukurong with pockets. exsp when your bag collection is limited to either a black prada that has a huge hole in-it that i refuse to repair , a brown friis and co. that’s too huge for my own good and a gucci tote that’s too small. With this baju-kurong, somehow i feel liberated bah knowing that i won’t leave anything behind pasal everything’s in my pocket and could be easily thrown in to the pocket after use (etc; mobile phones, change , gula gula hacks punya wrapper.) Everytime i wear a bag, i feel like i have to hang on to it with my life takut kana curi kah, tinggal kah..and i sooo hate going through the contents in panic mode for my car keys. Kalau simpan dalam pocket..mcm salok salok sikit NAHHH ADA TIA KUNCI KERITA KU!! salok lagii NAAAAAAh TISSUE.. Salok lagii NAAAAH basikal.

But unfortunately, ive only got two bajukurongs with pockets left. no idea where the others went. Anyway, one is in Yellow with huge blue-ish flowers and one. again, is all YELLOW.. with tiny red flowers. Talk about a fashion faux. huhuhu. One thing though, if you happen to call me when im wearing this baju.. jantaaaah ku dibawa ke the mall atu. ataupun ke “the dome”. huhuhu. My baju is meant for Vintage rose and Supa Save only. It didn’t help that Nelson, the seamstress from Khazanah saw me in this baju the other day. He was like , Hey syaz, what happened to your baju.. the sponge rosak sudah!!.. but i justified it by proudly explaining how deep the pockets were and then asking him; WHO THE HELL COMES TO SUPASAVE anyways? that’s right. nada. huhuhuhu.

anyway, i should be going to bed now. another day at work. OH THE JOY!!!!!!!!

note to self: bring along k-drama series “Mygirl” to work tommorow. If you’re new to k-drama i suggest u watch these first:-

1. Stairway to Heaven
2. My Lovely Sam Soon / My Name is Sam-Soon
3. Spring Waltz
4. Sorry I Love You
5. Full House ( i dont know why, but i didn’t enjoy this at much!”

kiss me.

PS:BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH ada kah BUSHU gitauuuu!! siapa manang ANTM CYCLE 8. I was watching it at the office up to episode 5 baru. and i can’t believe Ms Chacha wonnnnnnnnn!! uwa there goes one of the things to do in my “list of things to do when bored at the office”. sniff.

oh. Deeds, hehe inda. bukannya simpur. huhuhu.

Pagi ani, kepala ku paning. I had a quick look at the calendar on the task bar to see if my period was due anytime soon, hence causing the migraine..skalinya..mcm..inda jua. Ntah. The headache’s probably caused by a really unproductive week.

Sha, cawie Glenn fredly ah. baru tah ku meliat ya cawi tu. Belawan lawanan suara lagi tu sama Rio Febrian. UWEK. But thanks for dedicating it to me though. i love you long time. Oh, and cuba durang kan becakap pasal aku behind my back..ku gtau niniku! awu-eh main nini-nini ja. kenapakan? Nini ku atu samseng kedayan kali ah. awu. she’s a tough cookie, my grandma. huhuhu. kalau siapa siapa yang inda takut atu..BAIK TAH TAKUT.

huhhuhu… HMMMMMMMM..Currently chatting to Bushu Najwa and Ka Zian. Ka Zian kan membawa aku kawin. huhuhuhu. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO ada jua org beguna kan aku di dunia ani! Ka zian, kalau ku kawin sama you be kaka ka be abang?? huhuhuhu.

Oh. check this page out. My Web Idol?? Cooool! eh apakan. lol “Coool”. mcm batah sudah ku inda memakai.

ok. im really running out of things to say this morning..

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OH! Assalamualaikum WBKTH. Ucapan ini saya tujukan buat Anak Brunei yang menyambut Ulang tahun nya yang ke ENAM BELAS. Dengan ucapan… Taun ani Si manis 16. Taun dapan si Manis 17. huhuhu.

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apalagi ah..gigi ku sakit.

kiss me.

I AM AT THE OPIS. FLEASE DO NOT DISTURB UNTL POUR THIRTY.

Been here since morning. I was late today. Doubt anyone cares. But i like to think they care because these days i wake up at 6:45AM.I Get dressed by 7:05 and make sure to be out of the house by 7:20. Where i follow long lines of cars queuing for their turn on the roundabouts. yes. roundabouts. i pass 3 roundabouts each day to work, squash or kiulap.

haha epeh eksen jua aku ani baru jua keraja TIGA HARI. hahahaahahahaha.

i amuse myself silly.

kiss me.

This is just something that i can’t seem to let go after all these years..

i dont know if you’ve seen the movie Maria & Mariana.. tapi..

BULEH KAH.. MARIANA KAWANNYA TAPI SI MARIA yang di pinangnya!???!?!?!?

cheh. laki2 skarang ani inda buleh pecaya. sama. kalau membari nama anak atu biar lain lain JANTAH KAN SAMA.

kiss me.

ps: to those of you who have commented about laughing while reading this blog at work. OMG. i sooo know how you feel now. Ren just made me laugh and the whole office heard. and supressing it only makes you want to laugh more. banar tu MACAM ORANG GILA ketawa sendiri sendiri. mun andang gila inda jua apa paham jua org. huhu.

And i’m here, sitting alone, on my desk. Apart from my empty water bottle, no one’s talking to me. huhuhu. Yes i am that bored that i’m manifesting talking-water-bottles. It’s been a very quiet morning. I’ve been asked to read through a couple of introduction slides and when i think my water bottle is putting its tongue out at me (when im not looking), i stop to give it a very cold stare.

There’s no WIRELESS internet connection here so i’ve showed some initiative by buying myself a $5 simpur surfkad so that i could use the dst hotspot to do some “research” on my Acer. YAY i never thought the internet could be this precious!! $5 bought me 180min,I guess that’d keep me busy for now. CHEH jadi belanja plang bah. WHAT THIS IS??. In the event anybody wants to top it up for me, please follow the following instructions..

Login: http://prepaidoss.simpur.net.bn/registration/Main.jsp?wispId=2
Username: sasmonroe
password: hellokitty

Enter card number and pin. and voila! You’ve added valuable hours to my precious precious internet connection.

I can’t believe its only-almost eleven. One and half more hours to go before lunch. blaaaaaaaaaaaaah. boring kali ah. BORING. I’m imagining all the things i could do if i wasn’t stuck here. First, there’s squash and then there’s tasek..and then there’s just doing nothing and enjoying every moment of it. not really. Now that i think about it.. there’s two types of “doing nothing”. One that you enjoy and don’t mind doing for the rest of your life and then there’s the other one that’d leave you absolutely bored and would drive you to absolute madness. I’m experiencing the latter, incase you haven’t noticed. booooooooooooo.

what else can i do now. i’ve surfed at least each of my favourite blogs twice. i’ve shined my mobile phone screen against my bajukurong a good number of times that if i do anymore it’ll scratch. hdihsdaisdiwqhADSISHDIHDIAHSDIUA DBOREDOME FUCKING KILLS.

KISS ME.

kiss me.

orang ani.. kalau dipikir pikirkan, puas ya be-choker!!

the topic of conversation for today’s tea with mimi & friends. laen laen bah cerita kami. I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to typing “Kelabit” on google image. ok. I actually did typed it. but i couldn’t find a funny caption to go with it. so yatah ganya nie. “Puas ya be choker.”

When you’re bored. You are forced to do things like typing “Borneo, Longneck” on google..

contrary to my weekend,I have had a very very boring day!!!!!!

piong piong piong (holds an imaginary gun and starts shooting everything that is in my view)

piong piong pion.. ketipiong payong.

kiss me.

ps: OH ACTUALLY..

“KAU NGUCAPKAN TELINGA KU PANJANG KAH???”

Before the clock strikes twelve, i would like to wish my Bushu a very happy 31st Birthday!! Thanks for the wonderful evening at Charcoal and in the words of Paris “Jailbird” Hilton :-

“Loves it!”
“That’s Hot!”
“Thanx Batch!”.

with love,
Syazwana H.

slept as early as 10 last nite, just to make sure i wake up right on time for personal training at 8 this morning but kan, MY TRAINER JUST HAD TO CANCEL. If i can swear in 1000 different languages, i would. argh. boreng eh cani ani eh. anyways. what’s the story morning glory?

like everyone else, i saw SPIDERMAN sudah. hahahahaha. usually i’ll be 2-3 weeks lambat, sampai bangas movie atu baru ku liat ani inda, i just haaaaaaaaaad to watch it. The day after its premier in Brunei, everyone i knew including the filo waiters and waitresses at Matadoe & Vintage as well as my filo personal trainer were RAVING ABOUT it. I even heard a few fellow filo workers from saloon talking about it on my way up to the gym. Its as if the character Peter Parker is being played by a Davao city basket ball STAR player!!! oi na koh!!!! but yeah it was good. aku bagi Spiderman 2 – 0. lol. adakah membagi markah mcm markah bula. kalau spiderman pandai main gulingtangan baru ku bagi 5- 0. muhahahaha.

seriously, i dont know where i got all this crap from. U know, i usually blog early in the morning, that’s when i dont have writer’s block. huhuhu. boreng eh………………………………….

It’s saturday right? what can i do on a saturday that’d cost me only $1.20?????

kiss me.

To whose its might concerns,

Ini Pikirja baaanyak bagus. Saya suruh dia datang dia datang. Sikijap saja dia datang ini pikirja tida pernah akhir. Dia tinggal itu sebela kadai saya saja, Kalau saya panggil, ada dua mey-net (tida sampai dua meynet la!), dia musti turus datang. Lagi ada bagus kalau itu hujun ada turun, ada banjir, dia suro itu semua barang kasi angkat masok dia punya rumah. itu bagus la. mau kasi high fai ini pikirja. lama lama kirja tida pernah rugi. Banyak hujan lagi bagus itu dia punya rumah lama lama buleh jadi kedai juga sudah! Ujung taun saya mau pergi itu India, cari saya punya anak bawa sini mari, simpan rumah ini pikirja. biar dia jaga. itu macam bagos. saya boleh bisnes laen laen. Isteri saya ada saket, lain taun lagi mau angkat dia sini mari juga, simpan dia rumah juga! ok thank you. good work. itu pasal kalau dia cari kerja kamu tampat, mesti kamu ambil!!!!! banyak tolong.

ok. see you!

ini saya simpan lagi proof dia bagus kirja.

dia tida jaoh dari saya.

kedai saya

Afterrr BANJIR

ok thank you. goodbye!

1.Namakan 10 budak hitam..
Correct answer: the song little indian *HA HA HA coughlamecough*
my answer:Jamie foxx, Usher, Puff daddy..mm..err..Shah Rukh Khan..err.. Anchit, Rohit , Sami, Mani , Vee-jay, Rajen.

2. Namakan 5 kampong yang bermula dengan huruf B
Correct Answer: Beribi, Bunut, Bantun , Bengkurong , Berangan
mun kan be luyar: Ban 1, Ban 2, Ban 3, Ban 4, Ban 5.

gila kali. membari mental jua soalan2 cemani ani ah. anyway. appointment with Fer.

goodmorning & goodbye.

kiss me.