My Celcom

Kenapa since ku balik ani banyak tia complain ku???? kenapa nah kenapa kenapa??

Its good to know that ive got people backing me up on my last post. Pasal its true. and Sas brought up a really good point. Our attendance has to be 85% and above. If it falls below this number what do we get? We get sent home and banned in to coming in to Australia for 3 consecutive years!!! And we can’t afford to double fail a subject cause that too would send us packing our bags home and banned from coming in to Australia. And the australian government , these days are very high tech when it comes to tracking our attendance atu. everything’s done systematiclly that even if you think they’re not watching. THEY ARE WATCHING.

You think, sekulah atu sanang kah? kan ke skulaaaaaaaaaaaaah saja ari ari?? kami mau jua INDA SKULAH & PASS. Di london atu pebaik tah umur 50 taun tu graduate. ndaaa papa tu.

ANYWAY. ON TO ANOTHERRRR TOPIC.

KAMU TAU KAH RUPANYA TASEK LAMA DI BANDAR ATU MALAYSIA???

We were following the path to Sheraton Hotel bah this morning. And this comprised of a few pain stalkingly high hills. We were somewhere at the top when my friend had to call her mom (pasal mamanya bejalan sudah ke imigresen..tapi bukan plang tani becakap pasal ani) Anyway,She was on the phone for 2 minutes before she realised that the service provider on her phone was MY CELCOM and not DSTCare.

I could understand if we were on the borders of Brunei and Miri. Even then, this shouldn’t happen. But ani. WE WERE IN BANDAR SERI BEGAWAN. Smack bang in the middle of the city. perasahan ku kan keatas bukit atu nada becap passport ku kan malaysia. upon realising this, aku yang kepoh ani called up org dst on HER behalf.

Some lazy ass person picked up my call and when i told her about this she was all “OH. KENAPA TAH INDA KITA TUKAR KE DSTCOM MANUALLY, PASAL ANDANGNYA TU SANA ATU FREQUENCY MY CELCOM ATU KUAT TU SANA ATU.”

i was going WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.. labeh jua kedia ani.. (in my head)

so this is how the rest of the conversation went:-
Me: mana tah ku tau diatas ani MYCELCOM. Pasalnya, aku ani setau ku di BRUNEI bah. Bukannya semua semua mesti DST kah kalau di brunei ani? bukannya ku kan KE MIRI ataupun ke Limbang.. di BANDAR ku bah nie.
Her: ah andangnya tu frequency nya sana!
me: jadinya, tadi aku nelipun mama ku atu, kira roaming tah tu????
her: awu. pasal my celcom kan.
me: eh???? how could that be? di brunei jua ku ni?? kenapatah paksa be roaming d negeri sendiri??? i want you to reimburse my money. pebaik tah sedikit. inda jua fair tu.
her: inda dpt!
me: eh. siapa kau ani kan becakap inda dpt. mana boss mu?
her: paksa kita ke counter tu membuat complaint.
me: apatah plang aku sendiri membuat complaint. kau nda dpt?
her:inda.
me: tapi cana buleh brg ani terjadi in the first place.
her: eh andangnya bah NYANTA EH. DI KAMPONG AYING ATU PUN MY CELCOM TU KADANG2.
me: lain jua kamu ani. bah eh. bye.

She wasn’t even being apologetic about it. pfft. boring jua eh.

but yeah anyway,

WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. rupanya orang di KG AYING ani salama ani ORG MALAYSIA??

skalinya..baik tah membuka KASTAM di atas tasek atu barangkali, mun diatas atu MYCELCOM.

buleh kah mycelcom? perasahan ku nada ku becap passport kan ke malaysia kan kesana atu tadi pagi. mun ku tau bebata baju mandi ku kan tarus ke sunway lagoon.

but hello? how could it be that (now she has mentioned it) around Kg air area atu pun Mycelcom service provider durang?? what’s happening? untong durang tu eh. rugi jua tu. pebaik tah brapa puluhsen ganya. mun semua org betelipun ke KG AIR. kaya jua kali eh. dpt jua membali gigi amas. … 10.

tapi andangnya kah??? cani ani?? can someone enlighten me on this matter ?

kiss me.

5 thoughts on “My Celcom

  1. Ti, kalau ku inda salah…i think walaupun mycelcom roaming..murah lagi dari dst- kaliiiiiii lah. i think ada orang cakap macam atu last time. Di Temburong/on the way to Temburong di perahu (huhuuuu…kapal) sama jua tu ti..my celcom

  2. same goes for being in kota batu. At my uncles place memang service nya My celcom. Funny eh.. think coz we’re above kalimantan n between sabah n sarawak ter-cross tia connection nya. hahahaha mungkin ;)or maybe coz malaysia crosses there service provider with dst to hear what ‘bruneians’ are talking about.. it’s an AF conspiracy tu. hahah *paranoid* nadawah.. buleh cam mikin political post2 mu. Not that Im complaining.. so what’re youre plans next? keep me posted yea.. it’s SJ btw.
    All the best. Take care. =)

  3. morgan jay, untong durang tu eh. walaupun tah murah. huhu Rocky, inda tekajut ku saja hahahahaha. mcm ai. mycelcom. IN BANDAR. hahahaha. you too babe! gluck!! ill see you in june. mwa!

  4. oh man, just read your last post! haha my internet was down for 2 weeks. telstra!! GAH! but like ya man!! i get so bloody annoyed when ppl go, SELF FUNDED KAH DI MELBOURNE? WHY CHEAPER KAH? its almost the same lah, sheesh! hahahaha.

    what annoys me shit most is those ppl yg dapat scholarship to uk and who look down on me cos i picked australia. bepalui, if it wernt for the scholarship they’d be in UBD! grrr. hahaha

    and i dont think u should pay for roaming man when ur in brunei! thats so strange!! go kick her butt! 😀

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