The only rnb songs i listen to these days is by Rain. by Rain i mean the korean singer. yes. i listen to songs that i dont understand in my car. Cana tah jua? everytime i turn on the radio that JABLAI song will come up. I dont have anything against the song. It’s only when my head starts shaking to “lai lai lai lai lai ” that i have to change it. bukan apa. luan siok bah lagunya takut ku eksiden.

The song’s stuck in my head. and i hate the fact that i can’t sing it out loud. huhuhuhu. its a faster version of bang toyib. or was bang toyib faster? no no. bang toyib is still faster by 80 BPM . Is it just me or are ETHNIC INDONESIAN songs really getting faster and faster? it would be no surprise if people starts popping pills to dance to these songs . huhu. but yeah anyhoos back to this Jablai song, it is guaranteed to be the next big hit at MALAY WEDDINGS. so. please mr dj. put the record on?

*nyanyi dalam hati*
lai lai lai lai..panggil aku si jablai.

i dont know whats more suprsing. the term jablai given to perempuan yang JARANG DI BELAI (who thought of this??) or the fact that its TITI KAMAL’s SONG. since when is she in to dangdut?? I didn’t believe it was her at first, till isaw the clip on youtube.

hahahahaha. NENG IKU ABANG DANGDUTAN YUK! hahahahahaa.

yatahbah. skalinya. right Rain. the only rnb singer i listen to these days. forget usher. forget the face like the baby and forget about daddy puff, ruffedge dan kumpulan NICO. hahahaha. Ni si rain ah. gila bayang ku kan si rain. i first heard this song on pelangi. yes i switch between kristal and pelangi alot. huhuhu. and i was like. OMG. si RAIN KAH NIE?? WOOOHOOOO. spent a good hour trying to find the song online but to no avail. skali dimalam hehe membali tah ku CD NYA. and it was just my luck that the song’s in the album and its called “In my Bed”. si kel suka ni si kel. huhuhu.

hemsem nya.

aku nikah kan kau rain, dengan siti syazwana dengan mas kahwinnya 20 WON dan 20 WON-SEN TUNAI.

sah. sah. sah. sah. sah. sah. sah. to infinity.

hensem bebanar ya ani. pdntah si kilah gila bayang. huhuhu.

wooohoooooooo krg menari ku siring kerita ku cematu eh. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

eh main squash dulu huhuhu. peas.

kiss me.

ADDED:- KEL YOU WOULD LIKE THIS. eh kel.. ani apakannie? ada movienya kah? mcm lawa????

kan tenangis menangis ku liat video nya hahahahaha.

thank god the car runs on diesel.

Due to not wanting to be caught in the lunch hour traffic. we have now moved our squash playing from 9:30am to 8am. I have no idea if the courts are open yet even. an hour of squash daily didn’t seem to do us any justice so we plan on playing for at least two hours every morning. We start at 8. we finish at 10 , the highway is still pretty quiet around that time. and i no longer have to rush home and mandi kerabau for lunch dates. jan saja lunch date ku di belait. atu mengancit minyak wangi ganya tu – ke kaki to mask the after squash feet smell. huhuhu.

nothing planned for today. just squash.

I just had a read of her latest post.

pasal meliat org main bula di stadium.
can i add a few more to that? inda banyak. dua saja la. haha.

1. Jan makan gula2 while you scream your teams name. pasal takut gula gula atu takeluar, terabang dan tekana org yang duduk di dapan. Exactly what happened to my cousin lush.
2. If its raining, and you have been asked to wait inside by your parents. DO NOT PESTER OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE SCORES. pasal org brunei ani sensitip. exsp if you’re stuck inside with another family consisting of a bitchy MOTHER of four. I remember one time, my dad was still watching it inside and we had no way of knowing what the scores were. Skali one of this bitchy mother’s daughters came down and told her the score. kami kedengaran. so me and my sisters started to discuss about it la ok more like bickering. unfortunately we werent being discreet. skali this lady the bitchy mom came up to us and went “KALAU ORG BECAKAP GOL NYA 4-3 , 4-3 TAH TU ERTINYA”. we were both like.. WHAT THE..?? MENTAL JUA AUNTY NYA ANI?? pwaaalui. we were only 10 at that time so i was TERRIFIED. skali panggil bapaku TAKUT. huhuhuhu. (boring main bapa bapa) terok jua bini bini atu kanak kanak kan di bawanya kelayi.
3. bawa pemarang bisai ke stadium atu. mana tau ada MAMA ORANG kan membawa kamu kelayi. huhuhu.
4. Pakailah versace banyak banyak supaya nampak kaya raya.
5. kalau makan kek mor banyak banyak bagi lampoh kah? hahahahahaha. out.

kisiminisan.

Bukan ku marah ni ah..

tapi kenapa kamu semua ija nama ku SHAZ? ya SYAZ bah SYAZ.

ES WAI EY ZET. WAI bah WAI. mcm WAI iban bah. WAI. WAI. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y.

hehehe.. its ok plang. i get it all the time..

kalau namaku.. sHAzwana..

SHASHA tah krg namaku. huhu mcm si Shasha ani.

shasha hantap tia.

hahaha. shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i miss yew. hew hew hew.
ive always liked the name shasha. when i was a kid, i thought the name Shasha was really glamorous. Like, Zsa Zsa Gabore. huhu.

ok. i dont know what to say anymore.

kiss me.

apa khahbarrrr mewwww?

BIKE BIKE saja.

just woke up a few minutes ago. washing my face in a bit. meeting up with kaymz for squash again this morning. Baik jua ada si Kaymz danganku be squash. Although i did played with Radz at her place yesterday. and Abang at the empire. THANK YOU KAYMZ FOR WANTING TO LOSE WEIGHT AND SWEAT LIKE A PIG WITH ME EVERYDAY…apeh. hahaha tapi lapas atu makan. mango chicken rice lah dimsum lah.. and i have Salwani to thank for that huhuhu thanks sal (who btw, i didnt know, reads here) then there’s Bushu Najwa who’s taking me out for lunch later with the Baboo Mellez. cana kan eksesais mun lapas atu makan?????? Even Babu has been generous lately. taking is out for makan quite a fair bit. Not that i’m complaining. This only means that i just have to work harder during squash. awu..PATAH NI KRG RACKET AH. LIAT SAJA.

nda papa. nya org nya..

biarkan racket patah, asal badan kurus.

wahaha.

bah eh bejalan ku dulu…

peas.

kiss me.

i know you all miss him.

kiss me.

ps. he said thanks for the SELIPAR.

[Tag Replies]
Vivi: huhu ill be here until i dont know when babe. 🙁
Mohash: Yatah, membari malas tu kan. mcm INDA IKHLAS bah durang membagi no telepon ah. jadi paning plang. tantu plang sendiri tu mengorder kesana.
Shadio: haha cali lagi kau bah banarnya. huhuhu.
Mellie: haha yups. haha nice bumping in to you. we’ll chill out soon. KALAU SI ALAI INDA NGALEH. haha kimsalam pei pei the chinese panda doll. huhu.
Nadz: SQUASH LAKASTAH!
Rina: hahahah awu ah AWANGKU JUA MASEH. mana ada ku bedusa. sal ya ucing. si kamy marah tu hahaha nama bapanya sepol.
Kutir: tani jalan soon okay? i miss you my love.
Burita: ani apa ni eh, jan turut campur hahahaha sudah jua ko jumpa kau kemarin KAU UCAP AKU LAMPOH lagi tu. chis.
Azian: awu 113 buat aku catu. KONG HAJA KAN. bila lagi tni gathering? dimana lagi bisai? damuan sudah..di.. hmm..di the mall arah the the dome?
wang-ee: hahahahahahaha BUKAN SHARIFAH AINI. SELIPAI AINI
JIRIN: BAH LAKASTAH MAIN!!! hahahaha.

I want a bengal cat.

Babu took me and the kids (Tharwana,Nurul,Madah & Ajis) to the very over hyped dorchester high tea at the empire yesterday. The bread for the sandwhiches were stale. Clotted cream wasn’t as fresh as we liked it to be and the scones. I’ve had better scones for $3 bucks for six from Safeway. But i can tell you this. The Scones were wayyy better than the one i had at vintage rose the other day. The ones as Vintage were HARD and CRUMBLY like Biscuits. huhu.

Despite the dissapointing selection of cakes and sandwhiches. I however, had two steaming pots of the Paris tea. Fruitty smelling tea that tasted like fruit-tea, those kinds you get in the box that holds a tinie tiny weeny straw at the side. only hot. The tea was the highlight of the whole thing. Other than that, don’t bother. Clotted cream nya..not given given ah. although you could ask for more, 2 tiny LUMPS of clotted cream for six people is really what you call not given given. huhuh. kenapa nada betulis Dorchester “not given given” high tea ah?? but the selection of teas were delicious.

Visited Naqiyyah @ Bushu’s after tea. Naqiyyah’s all grown up now. huhu. membari garam ati. Need to go back to Nini’s house some time soon. Kan ikut meliat prison break. I’ve been sooo outdated. Haven’t been downloading the last two episodes karna INTERNET di rumah ani..slow. like its running on an ekzos buloh or possibly a bicycle haram.. or nothing at all even. sigh.

My dad’s asking me of the title of this old cop series starring mel gibson. WAS MEL GIBSON EVER IN AN OLD COP SERIES EVEN?? Lets see what google says.

google says LETHAL WEAPON.

ahahahahaahahahahaha. antik tu eh.
ndabah. skalinya i should be getting ready now. playing squash with kaymz.

kiss me.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKHAHAHAHAKAKAK
AKKAHAKAKAKAKAKAKHAHWHAHAHAAH.HAHAHAAHAHAHA. hhahahaahaaahaha.

woi. ngaleh ku eh. ketawa. siapa menggunting rambutnya ah?? with hair like that he could may as well be a member of charlie’s angel. kalah farah fawcett. hahaha.

(tapi ku dangar kristal salah itung votes.)

Rafie

Pynk: Apa tah perasaan rafiee jadi oren ani?
Rafie: Jadi Oren?

Pynk: Lagu Rafie part yang “Sesalan ku hanyalah untukmu sayang” atu..Sesalan untuk siapa?
Rafie: ….

Pynk: Suka makan apa?
Rafie: Nasi Ayam

Pynk: Isi apa? Tulang kah? dada kah?
Rafie: Tulang

Pynk: Kenapa Ee suka awie?
Rafie: Sal ya KHOOL.

Pynk: Ee, pernah kau dgr lagunya sama ziana zain namanya Senja nan Pisang? (senja nan merah kali ah)
Rafie: Inda

Rafie: Apa website kaka siti?
Pynk: Kau ta plang kan betanya.

Pynk: Lagu favourite mu didunia ani?
Rafie: Tragedy Oktober

Pynk:- Kenapa inda tragedy november?
Rafie: Pasal mana ada.
Rahim (menyampok): Tragedy 1st Mac????

Pynk: ada sudah Gf?
Rafie: inda.

Pynk: Sedang Mencari?
Rafie: Sedang mencari.

Pynk: Si Rano atu handsome kah?
Rafie: Handsome.

Pynk: Banyak banyak Dj, Dj Kristal mana Rafie paling suka?
Rafie: Dj Keejah sama Honey

Pynk: Kenapa??
Rafie: entah

Pynk: Boring kau ani eh. cam inda ikhlas saja menjawab.
Rafie: ni aku mencheck friendster kali ah.

Pynk: Siok tah manang?
Rafie:-siok

Pynk: Kenapa?
Rafie: Entah.

Pynk: Sebeluma ani dimana rafie pernah menyanyi
Rafie: Mana ada..first time. Dirumah kaka Siti, sama lam Jamban.

Pynk: ada pesanan untuk orang diluar sana
Rafie: Rajin Rajin Sekulah Ugama

courtesy of Ranoadidas.

pynk: kenapa kau tidur dalam gambar ani?
Rafie: Inda jua tidur tu.

pynk: tidur.
Rafie: mana ada.

pynk: tidur..
Rafie: HAHAHA MAJAL.

the end.

Good morning. Nada plang kan ku cakapkan. But i’m playing squash this morning. Hari’s sleeping on the bed next to me. Sleeping like a baby. BULEH KAH YA PAGI PAGI BUTA MENGEOW LUAR BILIKKU MACAM VIP mengamok sal inda kana bagi first class ticket??? lol. This Hari is quite a character. During the afternoons, mana ya mau membari mua nie, di panggil pun inda mau dtg. skali sudah pagi2 cani..pandai minta manja. haha. membari sasak.

and her name is hari because..hehe 2 raya aidiladhas ago we found a litter of cats at the back of our house. we named one Hari, the other two Aidil and Adha. But sadly, Aidil and Adha died. ok im not too sure, they other died or.. ran away ataupun kana CURI. so. tinggal tah si HARI ganya. hahahahahahahaha. Hari eventually gave birth and we named one of her kittens.. RAYA. haha. jaditah si HARI SAMA SI RAYA. haha. baik jua drpd nama kucing si rina PENGIRAN SEPOL.

hahaha.
ok picking up kamy for squash!!

*does the chicken dance all the way to the stadium*

kiss me.

*Dials 113*
Siti: Hello? buleh betanya brapa no telipun squash di stadium?
Operator: ah..skuash..mana ada tu..eh ada.. eh.. prasan ku nada bah.. eh nada..eh ada..eh..skajap ah paksa through operator di stadium atu tu..eh inda eh..eh cuba saja numbur ani:- 2381753
Siti: Thank You

*Dials 2381753*
Siti: Hello? Skuash nie?
Person at the end of the line:- “Bukan ani tennis”
Siti: ah brapa no telipun skuash ah??
Person at the end of the line:- telipun numbur ani 2382796
Siti: Thank You

*Dials 2382796*
Siti: Hello. Skuash nie?
Person at the end of the line:- Ani swimming pool..
SIti: ah brapa no telipun skuash ah??
Person at the end of the line: Mesti dari operator tu.
Siti: brapa no teponnya ..
Person at the end of the line:-
2380700

*Dials 2380700*
Siti: hello skuash ah
Operator: tunggu kajap ah.. ni nah nombornya 2382482

*Dials 2382482*
Person at the end of the line: Hello? Stadium tertutup.
Siti: hmm…ah..brapa no telipun skuash ah?
Person at the end of the line asks the person behind her:- BRAPA NO TELIPUN SKUASH AHHHHHHHH??? *crackle crackle*..
2382795
Siti: terima kaseh.

*dials 2382795*
….ring ring ring ring ring to infinity (nda bejawab)

after all that?? skali inda bejawab??

sigh.i guess i CAN be sabar if i want to be.

sakit jua eh. bisai. kana buatkan PASSING PARCEL.

kiss me.