out of boredome..
ive resorted to..
making this:-
huhuhuhu.. the look of love lah konon..
sama posing.. hahahahaha
tapi seluar seluar sport.. hahaha.
oh. i’ve also started wearing glasses again..i heard about this.
*sigh*. my prayers are also with you babes.
kiss me.
Lecturer: You going to the party tommorow?
me: no.
Lecturer: why not? its free. everything’s sponsored by the school.
me: well..just because.
Lecturer: do u like to dance, can u dance?
me: no..
Lecturer: Do people in brunei dance?
me: yes..
Lecturer: oh what sort of dance..
me: i dont know. traditional dance..
Lecturer: oh so they dont do ROCK AND ROLL (see how prehistoric this man is???)
me: yeah they do.. are YOU going?
Lecturer: i’ll go if you go.
*#(*$(^&^#@^#.
Nothing’s uglier than chipped nail polish.
Guys! I just had the best tasting prawn tempura roll in the tempura roll planet. I always pass this jap restaurant on my way to uni but never did really had the time to check the place out. This morning, I was already 10 minutes for class, but stopped there anyway.. I initially wanted to get the californial roll but today antah the little doraemon in me wanted the tempura roll instead. For $2 each. Prawn tempura rolls are usually more expensive than that.. usually by a dollar or two, so i wasn’t expecting much. But clearly it was a BARGAIN lah cause it wentt way way way beyond my expectations. hehe..i wonder what’s kel doing after this? lunch, there. perhaps?
Im in class. and my lecturer’s a perv.
Me: John, i accidentally took the example report home last week
John: Naugh-tee Naugh-tee..
Me: heh.
John: I’m just going to have to put u on my knee and give u a good spanking.
I think he caught on to my tua-kutok-tak-sadar-diri-nak-mampos-vibe and went:- “err..its ok. just give it to me next week”. I had this look on my face that read; WHAT THE FUCK ok?
skali last week lagi tia. there was this girl in class..asking if she could take an example report home.
Very pretty Korean Girl:- “John, can i take zis report home?”
Very SLEEZY ugly and old lecturer:- “Can i take YOU home?”
wah gila.. hahaha reminds me of some of the male teachers i had back in my STPRI days. Prasahan dorang cali ka baibun sama bini bini canie?? *rolls eyes* come on la..its about as funny as catching your grandfather flirting with an indon waitress wearing a skirt with a thigh-high slit.
kiss me.
