Lecturer: You going to the party tommorow?
me: no.
Lecturer: why not? its free. everything’s sponsored by the school.
me: well..just because.
Lecturer: do u like to dance, can u dance?
me: no..
Lecturer: Do people in brunei dance?
me: yes..
Lecturer: oh what sort of dance..
me: i dont know. traditional dance..
Lecturer: oh so they dont do ROCK AND ROLL (see how prehistoric this man is???)
me: yeah they do.. are YOU going?
Lecturer: i’ll go if you go.

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