I was just reading Izzah’s Post.

Zah. Jadinya kau berani? Ba Ilmu banar jua kau anie? huhuhuh.

This is what i think lah ah, we bitch in real life. Same thing applies to blogging. Nya urang who can feel the hot that hot is the one. Take goss magazines for example. Why goss when it’s slander?? Cause its HIGHLY ENTERTAINING. Even whenn they get SUED – hello? free publicity? kah kah kah.. Don’t tell me, kamu tarus tutup mata when A sindirs B under the samaran name “C” in a blog.

tutup mata wah?

EKSEN mu. kekekekeke ku liat hits ku naik 25% jua ariatu.

It’s not good pulang.. but i guess that’s how they ‘create awareness’ around here. The truth hurts jua bah (try reading He’s Just Not In to You a couple of times you’ll know what i mean..lol)
bini2 di brunei ani lagi penamparan. If u say face to face pun no use.. nanti u yang “kena face”. Membari ijab bah kan dibawa bakalayi, banyak bini bini gangsta di brunei ani nyamu. I’ve seen testimonials on friendster that goes;-

“Wah. Handal ko anie..inda ku sangka ko kan menampar ya ah!! SYABAS EH!!!!!! PADAN MUKA NYA YA KAN TUNJUK KUAT SANGAT AH”

This is from a girl to a another girl – with love. Banar. True Story! Its true that we are our own enemies. Example:-

– Girl A kisses boy. Boy leaves Girl A . This other Girl, Girl B, who is Girl’s A best friend kisses boy that left Girl A. Girl A VS Girl B ..lawan betampar.. kita lihat kesudahannya di FRIENDSTER i.e ; not to worry, we will know who wins on friendster!
– Girl from Phillipines work for Husband and Wife . Wife’s at work. Girl goes with Wife’s Husband. Girl ends up marrying Wife’s Husband.

dll. dll. dll.

I don’t know why we keep on doing this to ourselves.

Anyway, back to what i was saying.

Those who know me will know i am not the type to beat around the bush. I’ve sindir-ed people many times in my blog before solely because when i confront them,they are always indenial. Always blaming it on someone else…its neeeeverrr them..it’s always..”oh..i didn’t mean anything by that.” “yakan?, adakan? kau salah dangar kali” , “antah ah..lama sudah..inda ku ingat..” . Either that or they avoid confrontations like the plague ; “mm..aha aha..skajap ah..bekeriting ku dulu!”. And No there’s no fun in having someone lying to your face. So when these people FINALLY TERASA , its my turn to say “YAKAN?” “ADAKAN?” “KO SALAH BACA KALI? *cough*awukau*cough*” “ah anu ah.. um..be keriting ku dulu jua” . Hahaha. Fair Fair jua tu? Inda ja?

All i can say, yang terasa atu..heh.. SINDIR PLANG BALEKKK~~~

kiss me.

Coffee is good. The high i get from caffeine comes and goes. That’s the effect i get anyway. One minute i’ll be all talkative and restless the next i’m quiet and strangely tired. Two minutes later ill be all nonsense again and then i’ll be all roadkill again.. and so on and so forth. I don’t quite get it. Right now i’m.. hmm..let me see..how am i feeling ah.. ok. roadkill. definitely roadkill. ngalehku.

Afternoon was spent with my long lost best friend in this whole wide world Bebbette. Went out for drinks at coffeezone (where i had the coffee, very nice. didn’t know they had caramel latte), got bored and moved to Funbread where we met up with Ghah for another round of drinks. That’s two days in a row ive seen her for drinks. Very excited that girl. Congrats on getting your first Pay Check..i’m sure there’s plenty of it to come kan?

Aku mau kerja ju eh. Dapat bali biskal warna peng. The transportation of my dreams. ada luncing lagi tu. sama hon. Dapat ku hon orang orang yang paloi paloi yang inda pandai makai round-about atu. I’ll have my basikal pimped ; extra loud lonceng and monster truck tyres. Wah. And people would go:-

Eh Si Sas.
Sas mana???
Si Sas bah yang namanya dulu Siti skali si Syaz ..skali ani si Sas tia..
Eh yang mana!?
Si Sas bah!! Sas luncing.

kah kah kah kah kah. Ra alip nun dal wow mim (*lol* WOW!)

oh i have yet to tell you guys how i got the name Sas. huhuhuhu. One of the little elves/amah kudnt pronounce my name properly. macam semua indon di dunia inda pandai menyabut SYAZ atu bah. there’s Nauli who calls me SASH. Anyway, Everytime my friends called the house and asks for me..my maid will be like “Oh. iyah iyah.. SASWANA jalan .. ” so yeah. that’s the story of my life.

How shit is the weather today? I was on my way to telanai this afternoon from Beribi and was shocked to find 3 simpangs under water the. I had to pusing and go the long way. The rain pun mcm my caffeine high pun. Hello, Bye bye. I just got a text from Nad58 (banyak bah Nadiah di brunei ani, i have like 7 different Nads stored in my phone!) “Syaz drinks at Matadoe tonite at 8”

Hmmm..menyuroh kah inda bapa ni ah..

hujan lagi.

confirm cemani nie krg cakapnya;-
Anak yang Solehah yang kan bejalan malam Jumat:- pa pa buleh siti jalan.
Bapa:=inda.
AYSYKBMJ:kenapa inda buleh.
Bapa:-inda kau meliat ujan di luar atu kah.

….. sigh. mana sims ku?

kiss me.

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently – ladies especially a true
story…!A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent
an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark
coloured blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the
surgery but she was terribly wrong.

It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female
hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst
in the womb.Therefore, I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to
lower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!People, who receive this email, please forward it to your friends.

In other words, if you have a daughter that can’t stop eating chicken, send this email to her!. (Thanks Bu!)

What rubbish! Your gynecologist thinks too much!!! huhu.

Sending me this email is like asking a bear to guard a jar of honey. I refuse to boycott Ayamku.

Macam macam eh.

—
Awu. lurus tah tu “buatan katil” huhu.

kiss me.

Playing:- Ecoutez – Simpan Saja

I’m still not over this song yet. Selalu saja kau dapat..membuatku~ maafkan. Salahmu.. u u u.. ciye. hahaha. Ok. Another boring wednesday. Nad as predicted kudnt make it for squash and Wangz didn’t reply to me messages. I’d play with Ren, but she injured herself playing squash a few weeks ago and her ankle has not recovered fully. This sucks to the bone. If only Kel was here. I hate this. I hate being an only child. hahaha Not exactly true pulang but yeah. There’s six of us altogether with 3 at school and the other 2 overseas i’m practically the ONLY CHILD at home..ok again, not exactly true. Because being 20 going on 21 doesn’t really count as a CHILD. But calling yourself the only ADULT doesn’t really appeal to people’s emotions.

Notice how i dont really have anything to post about? pasal brunei is so goddamn boring? Don’t get me wrong, i love coming home. It’s just that no one is around to take me anywhere!! I’d go for a pedicure but my pedicurist has recently got married and moved to the UK. I’m too scared to try out the new nail cutter (haha) at the saloon. I only trust MAURINE to do by nails..Maurine Maurine, why did you have to get married? The man you’re married to isn’t even handsome..ya ya ya ya but im sure she’ll throw in ‘baik hati’ & ‘kaya’ in her defense. Boo. Sigh. Im just gonna have to cut my toe nails myself..even if it means having crooked toe nails. 🙁

hmmm…….
chatting to a few people on msn. Currently craving for Mango chicken rice. i’d ask Sami to balikan but SAMI – “tara tau apa apa..mana itu kedai..semua dia tara tau..” suruh si Andy bali.. “Yes mam, i buy forrrr yew, bat i hep to wait forrr Sirrr’s call, laterrrr he call i’m not thereee, he Mara mara bah!” suruh si Anik membalikan ya nada be lesen.. sama ya sibok me mop mop jamban. KAN. KEOTAK BAH. KAN JADI ONLY CHILD PUN INDA PASS BAH NIE. hahahaaha. sighhhhhhhhhhhh..

buring ih!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

owh Faz, lagu Api Api canie..

Api Api tunjung ke laut,
batangnya batang katil,
laki laki andangnya gauk,
Bini bini kuat mengatil..

skalinya atu lah saja chorusnya yang ku tau yang lain inda ku tau huhuhu. lupa. sikit. huhu. Api Api ani nama urang kali? apa kan? huhuhu.

kiss me.

OI KALAU JADI SQUASH KARANG TALIPAUN KU!!!

KAMU ADA KAN NO TELIPUN KU??

AH. TELIPUN!!!!!!!

Kapunan Squash ku nie!

kiss me.

hee-hee. I love it.

I need to fix mine though. Pasal tekubak kubak sudah. Believe it or not, i still bite my fingers regardless if i have nail polish on or not. Terok eh. Cancer karang eh temakan cutex anie. huhuhuhu. dapat cancer kah!?!?

and Yes Sha, u can pull it off pun lah. You’re just not used to seeing it kali. That is why. huhuhuhu. Anyway, aku atu sebenarnya kan mempost pasal chigu melayu si rahim..skalinya tapinya aku macam malas SO-dah bah. huhuhu.It’s been a LONGGGG DAY.

Went out with Nadz,Renz and Mauz . This time we went to portview. What happens if you put larry harry and a mutu tambang in the same room?? a very crazy mutu driver. haha apakan. its SOOO easy being cheeesy~~~ heh.

How can you all hate her??? she’s just oh so the very FUNNY. ish. How funny? try.. kalah-niniku funny.

before i forget

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RADHIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Semoga Panjang Umur dan Murah Rezeki. Senyum Senyum lah selalu. huhuh. Happy bday babeeee. Cease the moment, ill see you on Sunday. Inshallah 🙂

kiss me.

Today i met up with Ghah and OWNER OF RANOADIDAS.COM (that’s what it says at the back of his car lah..creative ranz. very creative) for Lunch at Sugar & Spice. Ani i just got back from jalan jalaning..with im-not-saying-who. 😛

it’s been a long day. In my attempt to find ways on how to entertain myself while my girlfriends are at WORK.. i have resorted to cheap thrills , like going for Rahim’s Parent-teacher conference. haha inda wah. parents, both kudnt make it. so they sent me..oh sugar.. gtg.

ill continue tommorow. kekeke.
kiss me.

YO.

LOL. That’s funny. starting today’s post with a YO but yet its ohhhh sooo bruneian. hahaha. Behapa kau nie YO? Kemana ko nie YO? eh YO..wasap ne YO. Yo.. mandi ko sudah ka yo? BALUM YO!! LOL. it comes in different voice tones lagi tu. I.e: BALUM YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LOL. I notice that i tend to use YO alot when im back home.. eh YO. hahaha. GAH! i can’t stop now. hahahaha. *Does Ghah’s Beruang laugh* (oh. i also owe someone publicity in here. remind me to do it later..) I think YO is this Era’s version of “JUL” , “Brader” and “Jek” kali (thank you wu-tang clan). Mom was telling me how they called everyone JUL back when she was still studying in the UK. And “Brader” is still being used by the older generation of men.. like the ones in BRUCLASS. kah kah kah. “rilek brader..” “jan catu brader..” .. Jek..im not sure. ok. rewind. i think MOm was telling me how they called everyone JUL and not JEK. but yeah.. cematulah. hehehe.

So anyway, nothing planned for today. Well, i initially wanted to play squash with Wang Ee. But.. ntah i slept late, didn’t feel like waking up early so we moved it to tommorow. Tawar jua wah atikukan main Squash lately. palui2 urang training di stadium atu. keotak. Honestly, my time here hasn’t been all that. Things were slightly better over summer. ani i find brunei to be just.. antah DULL. Maybe because everyone’s not around kali and plus my sisters arent coming back.. so i really dont have anyone to maen maen with. tsk.

Congragulations to the girl who won Bintang Kecil yesterday. “Good voice control , baju sangat cantik , tone sangat enak” well for a 12 year old. She was also last year’s juara.. atu baru ya “inda membari CHAN!” . Yes i am a fan of bintang kecil..as a child ive always wanted to enter. But my mother being a new mom, juggling work and 3 kids at the same time, really didn’t have time to send me back and forth for rehearsals kan. But yeah, i spent my time idolizing ERNI ANIZA, DK MONIRI ,MONA MARLINA and the MALIK FAISALS (ALL SEVEN OF THEM!!!) crazy. i know. There was this one time when i wanted the same shoes Erni wore for the finals (that could be bought at Yaohan!) hahaha..I wanted Mona Marlina’s lacey gloves.. huhu that also could be bought at Yaohan back in the day hahaha. From 1989-1996 i taped eveeeeery single Bintang kecil there were.It’s really sad how they stopped having “wajib songs” in the competition. Macam before, each and every contestant had to sing a traditional malay lagu before contiuniing with their main song. Gila apal ku kali ah lagu2 melayu anie hahaha..Ambuk di tunjang, Api Api, Kulimpapat..Gol Gol Nang..YOU NAME it. i know it. hahaha. I dont know why they stopped it though, it was too time consuming kali if every contestants were to sing two songs each.. time is money kali ah buleh. But it’s really saddd.. kesian adi adiku inda tia menahu lagu brunei asli anie.. huhu tau durang lagu SPIDER saja.. ALADDIN. hahaha. When my brother Rahim entered the competition 2 years ago, he made it in to the finals without even knowing the theme song to the competition. He lip synched his way through, “BINTANG KECIL, DI LANGIT YANG BIRU..” and got away with it. hahaha. caya ku anak atu. BOOO!! But yeah they should re-introduce lagu lagu wajib in to the program. Brunei used to produce good quality tv shows wah (sayang di sayang, murai, doi ginisnya..) ..exsp children’s programs. No idea what happened there.

Ani now, lagu2 yang kana nyanyikan ani..lagu INDON saja. ilang tia authenticity urang kitani atu. eseh. hahahaha. krg lah ku tulis surat arah rtb..

dear rtb boss,
why song all indon song? please give brunei malay song. because its nice. thank you.

sincerely,
ERNI ANIZA #1 FAN.

anyway,
i wants tos mandis nows.

kiss me.

AT LAST…KAWIN!!!! 😀

I missed out on last night’s AF as i had to attend Hong & Chulin’s wedding reception at Huaho Mall. No regrets there, great food and great entertainment all night long. Although i might have to buy the DVD of the reception (if available *wink* Wang Ee) as everything last nite, was in Mandarin..kira aku tunggu Subtitle lah haha. I have to say that their family are made up of quite a number of Chinese Opera Singers and good looking people. Wangz and siblings looked good in their formal attire exspecially Wang Tech who was dressed in a Suit. hahaha HANDSOME BOYYYYYYYY!!!!!! , LENGCHAIIIIIIIIt’s good to see him running away from his Yellow singlet once in a while. That was my first chinese wedding ever..and it was a really really interesting experience. Apologies for not being able to stay till the end. Congragulations again Hong and Ling, mogaaa berkekalan ke anak cucu. hehehe. Now how do i say that in mandarin? hehehe.

Dad got one of the little elves (yang bernama SAMI) to get last nite’s AF on dvd this morning ahh..the wonders of Komunis. The whole family is in the next room watching it. Im in for Velvet & Farhan to win. huhuhu Another AF sunday with the parentals. With everyone working and what not, i really dont have anyone else to go out with. Plus Bon’s leaving for her longhaul this evening. menanges ku menanges. I got no friend. Who wan to friend wit me? huhu.

Oh Yes Rauufah, Definitely going for Argentina next. Since everyone i know is rooting for Argentina, why not kan? No it’s not that i dont have a mind of my own… it’s just that i dont have a mind of my own. hahahahaahaha. When it comes to football lah to say the least. Fucking still not happy with Korea losing. They got robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *&(#&*(#&^#^#^#^3.

Anyway, *control marah* nothing planned for today…i think. bored out of my mind.

wah..Ling’s married.. *throws confetti in to the air*

kish me.

PS: BJ! OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JAN MANASKAN SINI ANI AH. BANCIKUUUUU. BIDA BIDA!! WOOO. AUSTRALIA KUNUN..MANTANG SKULAH DI AUSTRALIA.. JANGAN JADI MCM KACANG LUPAKAN KULIT. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! hahahaha

*sobs* Must everything associated with *sob* koreans end in tears????.I guess im back to watching Ahn Jung Wan on you tube *sob* *sob* *sob* . Bleurgh. Not sure what team im supporting next.. definitiely not SWITZERLAND that’s for sure lah. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Banciku ehhhh kalah cani ani ehhh..nangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangisku …

nangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangiskunangisku nangis ku nangis ku nangis ku nangisku..THIS IS WHY GIRLS SHOULDNT BE WATCHING WORLD CUP. MENANGESSS!!!!!

kiss me.