Coffee is good. The high i get from caffeine comes and goes. That’s the effect i get anyway. One minute i’ll be all talkative and restless the next i’m quiet and strangely tired. Two minutes later ill be all nonsense again and then i’ll be all roadkill again.. and so on and so forth. I don’t quite get it. Right now i’m.. hmm..let me see..how am i feeling ah.. ok. roadkill. definitely roadkill. ngalehku.

Afternoon was spent with my long lost best friend in this whole wide world Bebbette. Went out for drinks at coffeezone (where i had the coffee, very nice. didn’t know they had caramel latte), got bored and moved to Funbread where we met up with Ghah for another round of drinks. That’s two days in a row ive seen her for drinks. Very excited that girl. Congrats on getting your first Pay Check..i’m sure there’s plenty of it to come kan?

Aku mau kerja ju eh. Dapat bali biskal warna peng. The transportation of my dreams. ada luncing lagi tu. sama hon. Dapat ku hon orang orang yang paloi paloi yang inda pandai makai round-about atu. I’ll have my basikal pimped ; extra loud lonceng and monster truck tyres. Wah. And people would go:-

Eh Si Sas.
Sas mana???
Si Sas bah yang namanya dulu Siti skali si Syaz ..skali ani si Sas tia..
Eh yang mana!?
Si Sas bah!! Sas luncing.

kah kah kah kah kah. Ra alip nun dal wow mim (*lol* WOW!)

oh i have yet to tell you guys how i got the name Sas. huhuhuhu. One of the little elves/amah kudnt pronounce my name properly. macam semua indon di dunia inda pandai menyabut SYAZ atu bah. there’s Nauli who calls me SASH. Anyway, Everytime my friends called the house and asks for me..my maid will be like “Oh. iyah iyah.. SASWANA jalan .. ” so yeah. that’s the story of my life.

How shit is the weather today? I was on my way to telanai this afternoon from Beribi and was shocked to find 3 simpangs under water the. I had to pusing and go the long way. The rain pun mcm my caffeine high pun. Hello, Bye bye. I just got a text from Nad58 (banyak bah Nadiah di brunei ani, i have like 7 different Nads stored in my phone!) “Syaz drinks at Matadoe tonite at 8”

Hmmm..menyuroh kah inda bapa ni ah..

hujan lagi.

confirm cemani nie krg cakapnya;-
Anak yang Solehah yang kan bejalan malam Jumat:- pa pa buleh siti jalan.
Bapa:=inda.
AYSYKBMJ:kenapa inda buleh.
Bapa:-inda kau meliat ujan di luar atu kah.

….. sigh. mana sims ku?

kiss me.

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently – ladies especially a true
story…!A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent
an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark
coloured blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the
surgery but she was terribly wrong.

It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female
hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst
in the womb.Therefore, I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to
lower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!People, who receive this email, please forward it to your friends.

In other words, if you have a daughter that can’t stop eating chicken, send this email to her!. (Thanks Bu!)

What rubbish! Your gynecologist thinks too much!!! huhu.

Sending me this email is like asking a bear to guard a jar of honey. I refuse to boycott Ayamku.

Macam macam eh.

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Awu. lurus tah tu “buatan katil” huhu.

kiss me.