Transformers makes herbie look like a pondan.

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I finally caught Transformers at the movies last night, and like everybody else; I LOVE. Even the prolonged robotic fighting scenes were tolerable. I can say watching friendly robots box the shit out of bitchy robots is definitely better than watching dinosours fighting with a gigantic monkey (who also appears to be shallow, only going after BLONDES).

Transformers make Herbie look like a pondan. not just any pondan. but the hard core trannies on the streets of thailand. huhuhu. And i think ive got a crush on Bumblebee. huhuhuhu.

When i first entered the cinema i really didn’t know what to expect as the only thing i remembered from the cartoon was “robotron”. turns out there was no robotron and ITS Cyber-tron ahahaha Truth be told, as kids..i only watched transformers because MY LITTLE PONY wasn’t on. Nevertheless i enjoyed watching a childhood cartoon of mine come to lfe like that.

eh. tapikan. optimus prime atu..DEEP sikit ah? hahahaha mcm mental robotnya banyak pikir. hahahahahahaha. haha baik jua drpd bitchy.

next movie? My little pony???? hahahahaha ataupun CAREBEAR?? sama Jem is my name???? hahahahahaha. ah yuy ah?

hahaha. Im on molly’s laptop. if you’re reading this mal, sorry i didnt ask your permission. i did called out your name to check if you were home. tapi no response.

bah. peas.

kiss me.

THE TRUTH PLEASE.

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I dont get it with people sometimes. Well not generally all people lah. only those who like to rave about things that arent exactly all that. Mcm kadang2 kalau kamu baca post org atu..nyaman ni kadai ani ani ani… tapi INDA JUA NYAMAN. nyaman ni ice cream ani..nyaman berabis.. skali..dirasa KARAS jua icecream nya ani..mcm AIS bukan icecream..Movie ani ani ani siok..skali diliat movie nya ani..nda jua siok. barangkali tah jua taste orang sama taste tani inda sama. but come on lah. kalau SADANG atu ckp SADANG bah..jantah luan iski kan melabel NYAMAN kalau balum lagi NYAMAN BANAR.

All this while that me and my sisters were in melbourne, we’ve heard people RAVE about the RIBS at charcoal grill. So the family finally went for dinner sana tadi. Skali not only the service was SLOW, the manager was rude, the waiter got our order wrong etc etc etc.. but..to top everything off the RIBS were not all that fantastic pun eh salah. it wasn’t FANTASTIC at all. Which kinda spoiled the whole kel’s-last-dinner-in-brunei-night really. Maybe its because it was a saturday night lah, and the place was packed. tapi perasahan ku tampat atu..BILA JUA PANDAI LAJU SERVICE NYA. maybe im just pissed off at the manager who did gave us a 10% discount but failed to apologize for her lack of ..err table manners lah so to speak.

bliak.

here’s a tip to those making ‘reviews’ .. please don’t exaggerate. if the food’s disgusting. tell us the food is disgusting.

kiss me.

ku sue kau karang.

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Lisenting to Dayang Nurfaizah. SOng title: Aku Rindu, Aku Jemu. Tauku ya bida. tapi didangar jua maseh ya ani. I don’t know what it is about her i dont like. Kali because she tries so hard to be Beyonce with her blonde hair and all – even if she denies this. (padahal dulu prasahan aku ya tah artis malaysia paling bida)..ataupun maybe its because she sings through her nose? or maybe its because.. she first came out sporting a frankenstein hair cut baru ya HORROR HAIR. No. I hate her because she practically butchered that KASIH song. I still listen to her though. only because her songs are nice. *rolls eyes*

berikan ku cinta
seandainya ada,
bila cinta di harap
pasti ada..

aku rindu..aku jemu..denganmu…

eh jiwa jiwa jua. walaupun malam jumat. huhu. Stayed home tonight. Going out every single day of the week can be really tiring so i chose tonight to just chill out at home and catch up with some of my old friends on msn. its been a while since ive logged on to msn. I’ve also just discovered FACEBOOK anyone not registered to facebook should register now. its loads of fun.. kalah myspace and friendster put together. *coughs* not that i ever check friendster or myspace anymore.. doo bee doo bee doo bee doo. hahahaha. tau tia org.

My laptop’s fried. Loading is slow. I think i need to get it reformatted (yes again!) soon lah. sasak ku acer ani. i swear. kalau acer ani pukuk pisang sudah lama ku tabang nie. ambok pun inda mau makan pisang dari pukuk ani ni. kurang ajar bah acer anie.
I’ve probably reformatted my laptop 3 times since i got it sudah which was not too long ago. try; march 2006. asshole kan? ish. annoyed ku brabz. I want a newwwwwwww laptop. but how can i? when i only bought this one last year? can trade in pun.. mcm. doi… inda banyak kali dpt nya. haha. meliat lagi ya laptop ku macam ani.. 20 sen kali ganya ku dpt kalau ku trade in. BAIK TAH KU BEGARAGE SALE VCD. VCD LAMA AH. BEJUAL 1, LIMA PULOHSEN.

lagi untong.

we’re all sleeping in my parent’s room tonight. awu. manja. manja piabong sudah basar kana tabong.

bah eh im gonna google for dayang nurfaizah’s old pictures now.

enters “Gambar+Dayang+Nurfaizah+masa+ya+bida”

kiss me.

kenapa mesti melawat zoo?

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Kenapa kalau belayar tani mesti melawat zoo? i dont know if its just my family. but seriously. between the ages of 4 and 16. I remember memories of me going to zoos whenever i go travelling. kalau ku ke singapore ke singaporee zoo, ke malaysia zoo negara ke perth zoo perth, ke melbourne ..well some sort of Safari i went to during one of my boarding house trips. perasahan ku masa ku UMRAH ganya ku inda ke zoo. the closest thing to a zoo was when i was in mekah .. petting a camel. but yeah anyway, kenapa kan tu? sama jua di liat ani. gajah..tiger.. peacock….

just a random thought.

anyway how are you people today? i am still sleepy. i woke up at 8 tadi to follow up on my uni applications. gila banar jua eh. alum ada. inda pedah2 stress.

kiss me.

Rrrrumahhhan, taaambaaan, saaapaaat.. DaLLLak.

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Currently transfering my files to another hard drive. Sending it for reformatting besok. yup. my laptop is officialy an asshole. I dont understand why it keeps on fucking up on me. perasahan ku kan the only thing i do on this laptop is play sims and chocolatier all day. inda kan marah? maybe its just not meant for playing sims 2 and chocolatier all day, barangkali computer ku ani suka main bouncer? ataupun carah? ataupun ya suka be karaoke kah? ataupun main chess? ataupun kah ya menyamal pasal nya dalam drive c ada lagu KRU dari albumnya AWAS , Ooh La la saampai KRUMANIA. tau tia org. “ahaks” (i entered this because i PURPOSELY wanted to sound like those people who leave dedication messages on Bruclass.)

ahaks.

my weekend’s been a blast and a tiring one. Made a roast dinner for the family on Saturday which took up the whole day. I also made rubies from SCRATCH for Pablo’s gathering in the evening. I had a rough time making the rubies. And it all started when i added a few drops of colouring to the waterchestnuts. I was happily mixing them together when i realised that the colour of the chestnuts started to turn a blinding shade of yellow (kinda reminded me of someone’s teeth..yatah kamu jangan luan kan makai barus gigi anu free dari RBA ah..nda brapa bersih tu gigi ulehnya). I screamed brabis.. cemani:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! followed by PALOI. KENAPA TIA KUNING ANI!!!

i swear. org tuli pun buleh mendangar bah. malas tah ku peduli.

skali apa nah?

The maid had given me the WRONG colouring..she handed me YELLOW COLOURING instead of RED. skali ku liat arah butul ani “pewarna kuning telur”. BAIK JUA INDA RASA TALUR. MUN RASA TALUR. KAU KU JADIKAN TALUR, KARMIAH. param pam pam.

Following the drama that took place after that, i decided to re-wash them and added extra red-colouring to get rid of the yellow, already settled in most of the chest nuts. garam atiku. jantah kamu membuat rubies kali kalau amah kamu babal. aku atu pun satu jua inda membaca. sasakku. It’s been a while since i made them..the last time was in 200..3 (kali lah) tapi atu amah ku bisai
ada initiative lagi tu ya kan simpan pandan dalam air gula supaya ada rasa pandan. inda jua luan palui. astah ..ani dui. huhu.

haha astah..beckap sal amah tah pulang. tapi banar. kalau kamu kan mencari amah jan pilih yang babal. pilih yang pintar sikit.. tapi jangan jua luan pintar.. atu payah tia jua. haha. tapi banar amah ku dirumah atu..they soo remind me of that song yang ku dgr arah rangkaian harmoni ariatu..that goes like this:-

yang lagu atu bah..yang.. di suroh ambil..this.. di ambilnya that.. disuroh ambil this..di ambilnya that.. disuroh ambil this..di ambilnya that..

INDA KU INGAT. tapi ujungnya :”DI BILANG SALAH TAK BILANG SALAH..JADI SEMUA SERBA SALAH!”.

yatah mcm amahku dirumah ani heng sikit..

disuruh ambil mubail. di ambilnya remote.
disuruh buka pagar. bukanya pintu.
disuruh cucur pisang. di cucurnya selipar.
di bilang salah, tak bilang salah jadi semuanya serba KEOTAK.

keotak bah. keotak.

AK namanya nie. Amah Keotak. Mental ku tarus. but its true. payah bah kan cari amah yang NGETOP ani. It’s really a matter of luck. ada dalam profile amah atu kadang2 nya.. PERNAH BEKERJA DI SAUDI ARABIA, SINGAPORE, MALAYSIA. skali sudah keraja arah kitani..barus dawai pun pikirnya barus gigi. nda ku tau kalau urang di singapore makai barus dawai untuk bersugi.

well maybe i’m exaggerating (cana kan ija eksejerating ani? inda ku pemandai) a fair bit lah. tapi kan halnya lah. namanya BANAR. sebenarnya aku marah marah amah ani..inda plang bisai ni banarnya..pasal huhu bukan aku membayar gaji… jadi mulai hari ani. aku inda mau marah lagi. aku BLOG saja.

anyway. haha. the gathering at Pablo was good. managed to catch up with my aunties, her friends and ka azian ku. and tina ku. huhuhuhu. cali bah dorang ani. exsp ka zian. hahahahahahahahaha. mcm lesbian bunyiku. tapi banar. aku suka ia. pasal ya cali berabis. aku suka org buat ku ketawa. hahahaha. muhahahaha. sama ya suka ruby ku. woohoo. Thanks Pablooo for having us overrr.. migraine ku tarus balik ketawa. hahahahahaha.

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ada yang ready..ada yang balum ready…hahaha eseh si tina sama bushu ready ah hahahahahahah. bushu mcm kurus??? kurus kah!?

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me posing the i-want-cake look. huhuhu.

*pics courtesy of Marul.

ok. came sunday. another busy day here at home. babu melagau cousinnya dari labuan makan. makan tah kamiii sama saudara kami dari labuan. huhuhu. ngaleh eh. next week. i mean this week.. will be even busier. need to get my visa and flight to melbourne sorted out. anyone reading this able to help me push for my tickets on the 14th? in need of your help. please holler. basar pahala mu.

kiss me.

Electro blue Cupcakes.

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buleh tahan lah birunya..

Has anyone played this game called Chocolatier before? and no it’s not a boredom induced chocolate eating competition with you and your sisters at 12 oclock at night but a computer game that involves selling and making chocolates around the world in the early 1800s. siok. I was playing it the whole night the other nite..it’s kinda like lemon tycoon only that you don’t sell lemonades but chocolates. It’s the next best thing to Sims 2. i promise.

It’s a full-house. Molly’s back which means all the rooms in the house is occupied for the first time in a year. Been going out for Faiz’z roti almost every other day. and today. i tried my hand at baking cupcakes in which i realised that god never meant for me to bake. and this is why:-

1. I only realised that i forgot to turn the oven to ‘baking mode’ after 20 mins of putting the little cups of batter in.

2 I had to make two batches of icing because i accidentaly poured half a bottle of blue colouring in the first one. I wanted electro blue..but it looked like the ‘blue’ you see after FLUSHING.

3.Because i had to make a second batch, i didn’t have enough icing sugar therefore resorted to making MY OWN ICING SUGAR which resulted in my BLENDER coughing up a fair amount of smoke. This was detected by my maid by the way, i just stood there licking the first batch of monstrous blue icing off my fingers thinking, why the hell does sugar smell like burnt coconut when it’s in the blender? skali nya si Yati nya “kaka siti..kaka siti!!!! ada asapp!!!!!!!” macam..aii..awu ah.. asap…i panicked and asked my maid to take the blender out in to the back. by this time blue icing was already everywhere, and half a cup of granulated sugar spilt all over the kitchen floor. The blender got overheated.

Blender’s meant for blending and not for turning normal sugar in to icing sugar.
The blender’s meant for blending and not for turning normal sugar in to icing suga.
Blender’s meant for blending and not for tuning normal sugar in to icing sugar
the blender’s meant for blending tapi hari ani yang kurang ajar. mcm gula pun kurang ajar jua.

4. I spilt EVERYTHING on just about EVERYWHERE. there were blue smears of icing all over the kitchen counter, floor, sink, trays..EVERYWHERE.

5. by the end of the baking process.. stress ku. kalau ku baking hari hari GUNDUL KALI KEPALA KU. KEPALA KU ANI YANG JADI CUPCAKE KALI.. ive got banana-cinnamon icing substituting for HAIR.

I dont think i have the patience for Baking. I tried my hand at making eclairs once but that was just as disastrous. I just thought i’d giving baking another go today. Martha Stewart makes it seems sooooo easy. eksen nya tu eh. I’m starting to think that there’s an “AYAHANDA PUTRA” of BAKING. huhuhu. si martha stewart ani bukannya buleh pecaya banar. be black magic bah ni ya ah. kau pikir aku inda tau kenapa sebenarnya kau masuk jail ariatu kah?????

But anyway, the cupcakes turned out to be too sweet for my liking and i could still taste the eggs..but as far as texture is concerned, it was just right. The kids didn’t seem to mind it though. However, the adults were put off by the electro blue icing. tau tah org tua tua ani, inda suka meliat ataupun inda ingin meliat cake yang mcm mcm warnanya.

that’s it la. no more baking for me. i’ll just stick to cooking from now on. FINISH. ABIS. FINITO. PAPAI. BYE BYE. *kuyak baking paper* *kuyak recipe* *patahkan baking tray* *cabut wayar oven, bagi makan arah tikus*

I can’t even make decent cakes out of pre-made mixtures. luan ambitious jua bah aku atu. hahahahaha. Brunei Yakin.

kiss me.

bulih lah tahan hensemnya..

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Honestly, im not really the type who goes around snubbing people like tarus tarus. nda jua kan ku tarus2 bitchy? prejudice jua? no no no no no that’s just not how i roll. Nada ku kan pandai mengucapkan org walaupun ia bejagok..walaupun tah jagoknya atu paling basar parnah ku liat seumur idup. Usually kan, if im snubbing you.. ertinya.. YOU MUSTVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG TO PISS ME OFF IN THE PAST bah tu. nda ku pandai eh kan bitchy bitchy ani eh..pandai lagi ku menjahit kali! atu pun inda seberapa. If you i know you, and i’m not smiling at you..

1. its either ku inda nampak.
2. kau pernah ngucapkan aku lampuh
3. aku pura2 inda nampak.

On another note. hee-hee..aku kana saman. adakah pulis atu. menyaman urang arah jalan yang speedlimit nya 50km/h. i was only going at 73km/h at that time. I guess it was just badluck that i got fined. alang2 eh. mun ku tau kan kana saman lajukan lagi sampai 140km/h arah jalan biasa ah..inda jua ku mau rugi tu. terabangkan bah kerita ah. ada jua lagi reasonnya kan menyaman. ani dui mun 73km/h ganya.. kalau mengudar pizza, pizza pun lambat dtg tu. hahaha. when i arrived at the station ada cina ani marahi driver nya..hahaha.. patut tia jua marah mun driver nya mendrive 145 arah jalan biasa. GILA. hahahahaha. luan gagas jua jalan biasa 140. hahahahaha. mcm mcm lah orang disana atu. ada senyum (mcm mengampu jua) ada marah..ada mcm takut. I asked the polis lady.. “eh..ani bah brg ani bah.. nada sorry sorry ni ah?” skali nya “awu nada sorry sorry” huhuhu . cubatah bagi warning kah. mcm baru jua ku parnah bah ni brg cemani ani. huhu. but thank god i was just fined for speeding. rupanya that day they were looking for mobilephone offenders jua. baik jua hari atu aku inda eksen eksen migang telipun ku. ehe ehe.

Molly’s coming back tommorow. yahoooooooooooooo. It’s a full house again!!!!!

ok going back to sleep.

ki me (org inda tesabut “s” kan kiss jadi KI)

Tua tua pun mau jua ke disneyland kah?

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Spent the evening chilling out at Bushu’s. huhuh Shiok. should do it again when the rest of the girls are back. awu wah. not just ANY “rest of the girls” what i mean is WHEN,*tarik napas* Amal, Rina, Aimi and Elush comes back. huhuhu. mcm banyak kan kami becousin? awu. banyak. I think on my dad’s side there’s ten girls saja.. all around my age group. Back in the day Aimi & Elush used to be my side kick. Half of the time, if im not at home, i’ll be sleeping over at their place watching movies, reading books, running around the place, playing “chopsticks” on the piano OR in their family van watching Scream on video. Ingat kamu yang van yang ada mcm tulang atas atu? yang satelite ah. hahaha. the main attraction was being able to watch tv in a moving vehicle. biasalah baru jua lapan taun kali ah.. kira “iban” bah tu maseh.. mau jua masuk kerita yang betibi (baik jua inda bebabi..haha apakan , slalu out aku ani. yatah nada ni mun main badminton ahahahaha lagi tia..) but yeah, those were the good times. last last stress pun pasal slalu carah mun main carah. sama kalau time vcr rusak inda dpt liat home alone 1 sama 2. hahahaahahaha. sama kalau si Shahrazi (their baby brother) ikut ikut kan main masak2 jua. hahahahaha. Why were we so anti-boys ah during that age?

so anyway. wahai cousin cousin ku.. cepaaaaaaaaat pulanggg cepat kembali jangannn pergiiii lagiiiii..
firasaaat ku ingiiin tuk kauuu cepat pulanggg..

eseh. can’t wait to see kamu kamu. we’ll have the world’s noisiest sleep over when you all come back ok?

tua tua pun kan sleepover maseh.