Rrrrumahhhan, taaambaaan, saaapaaat.. DaLLLak.

Currently transfering my files to another hard drive. Sending it for reformatting besok. yup. my laptop is officialy an asshole. I dont understand why it keeps on fucking up on me. perasahan ku kan the only thing i do on this laptop is play sims and chocolatier all day. inda kan marah? maybe its just not meant for playing sims 2 and chocolatier all day, barangkali computer ku ani suka main bouncer? ataupun carah? ataupun ya suka be karaoke kah? ataupun main chess? ataupun kah ya menyamal pasal nya dalam drive c ada lagu KRU dari albumnya AWAS , Ooh La la saampai KRUMANIA. tau tia org. “ahaks” (i entered this because i PURPOSELY wanted to sound like those people who leave dedication messages on Bruclass.)

ahaks.

my weekend’s been a blast and a tiring one. Made a roast dinner for the family on Saturday which took up the whole day. I also made rubies from SCRATCH for Pablo’s gathering in the evening. I had a rough time making the rubies. And it all started when i added a few drops of colouring to the waterchestnuts. I was happily mixing them together when i realised that the colour of the chestnuts started to turn a blinding shade of yellow (kinda reminded me of someone’s teeth..yatah kamu jangan luan kan makai barus gigi anu free dari RBA ah..nda brapa bersih tu gigi ulehnya). I screamed brabis.. cemani:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! followed by PALOI. KENAPA TIA KUNING ANI!!!

i swear. org tuli pun buleh mendangar bah. malas tah ku peduli.

skali apa nah?

The maid had given me the WRONG colouring..she handed me YELLOW COLOURING instead of RED. skali ku liat arah butul ani “pewarna kuning telur”. BAIK JUA INDA RASA TALUR. MUN RASA TALUR. KAU KU JADIKAN TALUR, KARMIAH. param pam pam.

Following the drama that took place after that, i decided to re-wash them and added extra red-colouring to get rid of the yellow, already settled in most of the chest nuts. garam atiku. jantah kamu membuat rubies kali kalau amah kamu babal. aku atu pun satu jua inda membaca. sasakku. It’s been a while since i made them..the last time was in 200..3 (kali lah) tapi atu amah ku bisai
ada initiative lagi tu ya kan simpan pandan dalam air gula supaya ada rasa pandan. inda jua luan palui. astah ..ani dui. huhu.

haha astah..beckap sal amah tah pulang. tapi banar. kalau kamu kan mencari amah jan pilih yang babal. pilih yang pintar sikit.. tapi jangan jua luan pintar.. atu payah tia jua. haha. tapi banar amah ku dirumah atu..they soo remind me of that song yang ku dgr arah rangkaian harmoni ariatu..that goes like this:-

yang lagu atu bah..yang.. di suroh ambil..this.. di ambilnya that.. disuroh ambil this..di ambilnya that.. disuroh ambil this..di ambilnya that..

INDA KU INGAT. tapi ujungnya :”DI BILANG SALAH TAK BILANG SALAH..JADI SEMUA SERBA SALAH!”.

yatah mcm amahku dirumah ani heng sikit..

disuruh ambil mubail. di ambilnya remote.
disuruh buka pagar. bukanya pintu.
disuruh cucur pisang. di cucurnya selipar.

di bilang salah, tak bilang salah jadi semuanya serba KEOTAK.

keotak bah. keotak.

AK namanya nie. Amah Keotak. Mental ku tarus. but its true. payah bah kan cari amah yang NGETOP ani. It’s really a matter of luck. ada dalam profile amah atu kadang2 nya.. PERNAH BEKERJA DI SAUDI ARABIA, SINGAPORE, MALAYSIA. skali sudah keraja arah kitani..barus dawai pun pikirnya barus gigi. nda ku tau kalau urang di singapore makai barus dawai untuk bersugi.

well maybe i’m exaggerating (cana kan ija eksejerating ani? inda ku pemandai) a fair bit lah. tapi kan halnya lah. namanya BANAR. sebenarnya aku marah marah amah ani..inda plang bisai ni banarnya..pasal huhu bukan aku membayar gaji… jadi mulai hari ani. aku inda mau marah lagi. aku BLOG saja.

anyway. haha. the gathering at Pablo was good. managed to catch up with my aunties, her friends and ka azian ku. and tina ku. huhuhuhu. cali bah dorang ani. exsp ka zian. hahahahahahahahaha. mcm lesbian bunyiku. tapi banar. aku suka ia. pasal ya cali berabis. aku suka org buat ku ketawa. hahahaha. muhahahaha. sama ya suka ruby ku. woohoo. Thanks Pablooo for having us overrr.. migraine ku tarus balik ketawa. hahahahahaha.

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ada yang ready..ada yang balum ready…hahaha eseh si tina sama bushu ready ah hahahahahahah. bushu mcm kurus??? kurus kah!?

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me posing the i-want-cake look. huhuhu.

*pics courtesy of Marul.

ok. came sunday. another busy day here at home. babu melagau cousinnya dari labuan makan. makan tah kamiii sama saudara kami dari labuan. huhuhu. ngaleh eh. next week. i mean this week.. will be even busier. need to get my visa and flight to melbourne sorted out. anyone reading this able to help me push for my tickets on the 14th? in need of your help. please holler. basar pahala mu.

kiss me.

3 thoughts on “Rrrrumahhhan, taaambaaan, saaapaaat.. DaLLLak.

  1. Sas.. I love the second pic.. It looks like the chocolate cake is ready to eat u up..hahaaa. apakan!!
    The chocolate cake is so heavenly velvety..hahaha..

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