Norhana’s been urging me to post. So here i am posting. You know, how people go: “oh i don’t read Her/His site anymore because its boring!” . The last thing i want is to be called “boring” so here i am, trying to think of something mind blowing-ly not boring to talk about. *scratches head*

Ive been watching the shopping tv (kind of like smart shop) on and off the whole week and now i’m convinced that i neeed:-

-A Magic Bullet
-Pro-Activ Solution (as used by P-diddy and Britney spears)
– Miracle Vacuum.

Magic Bullet’s probably the next best thing since Pitera was discovered for SKII huhuhu .
It blends everything :- everything to everything. It’s even microwavable..and you could cook PASTA SAUCES in seconds and make COCKTAILS (not like i’m gonna drink any) in a snap of a finger. Gila yo Handal. Its like the GOD of all BLENDERS. huhuhu. and if u buy now.. u get a free magic bullet “upgrade” that consists of a juice maker and an extra whipper. huhuhu.

Pro-Activ Solution .. its a facial wash. Prior to watching the ad i never knew Jessica Simpson had acne..probably because she doesnt. And i honestly thought puff daddy would have other things in the world to worry about (court hearings, gangster shootings , maybe getting braces etc..etc) rather than bad skin. gila. sekali.. the whole time i was watching it i was stuffing myself with mouthfuls of ferrero rocher.. skali..aku rasa rasa siring telinga ku..yo. ada tia jerawat atu yo. huhuhuhu. and i spent the rest of the afternoon watching Britney Spears’ punya skin turned in to a baby’s bottom..and here i am.. still touching my pimple near my ear and going.. kalau ku pakai pro activ solution..ilang kali ah… ? huhuhuhu. inda kan inda baik. baik kali ah.mun puff daddy lagi pakai. oh sorry. P.DIDDY. kalau pro activ ani dpt membari kurus mana saja..huhu mcm MERIT.

Miracle Vacuum. I’m convinced this is the best vacuum in the vacuum planet. MIJA PUN YA TESIROK. huhuhuhuhu. I could probably use it to save the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huhu……. my way of showing it off is by using the vacuum at the beach. hahaha memvacuum pasir. hahahaha.

but what i really need now is.. a new swimming cap. anyone knows if they come in different sizes? because mine doesn’t seem to fit properly. i keep on getting my hair wet. unless..andangnya cap or no cap you still get your wet?

oh well. im off. huhuhuhuhu. ISOK BOXING DAY YOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiss me.

ps: si norhana tidur sini. and she brought her swimming aparrel, shorts and RUNNING SHOES. ya pikir apa kan sini ani? FOBISSEA?? hahahahaha.

This festive season..

my laptop broke down..(ho..ho ..HOE),

ive got the Girls of the Play Boy Mansion theme song stuck in my head.

come on a myhouseee a my houseeeee i’m gonna give you candyyy..~

and most importantly,

i learned how to dance. lol. elf dangan bibir bibirnya menari. lol.

Selamat berkerismas everyone. drife safe. sayno to drugs. peace to the world.

kiss me.

How many times have i started a post with: “i have nothing to talk about?” . Well.. same thing this time. The only difference being, that this time around it’s true. i really have nothing to talk about. I have been so un-inspired. I guess it’s just not the same blogging from other peoples’ laptops as it is on your own.

I have a feeling that my laptop won’t be fixed until after christmas. and this feeling of knowing that my laptop won’t be fixed until after christmas sucks.

i’m typing away on Kel’s toshiba now. The keys are thank god (so much!) slightly visible compared to Sir Julian’s Viao..but it’s not quite acer. as much as i hate the damn thing. i miss it. huhuhu.

Ive started swimming again. I bought new bedsheets Ive been splurging on food… huhuhu.and im still craving for pumpkin pie.

hmm.. oh i dont know….

blank. ku. berabis.

Natalie Choot, please call me whenever you are free. Boxing day next week..you want to join us or not? huhuhu.

anyway, if i dont get to blog next few days:- Have a merry christmas and a happy new year everybody. stay safe. don’t do things i wouldnt do!

aaaahhh buringgg.

kiss me.

ps: you are still one kabasaran person la. ok. u can go and tell you little kebasaran friends your “side” of the story now.

Currently blogging on his Viao. The keys are so small that i find myself wishing for smaller fingers. My laptop is still at the ‘workshop’. Last i checked it needs a motherboard replacement. Thank god..(sooo much)..that it is still on warranty.

Jule’s busily waxing his legs on the floor. banar.

oh. nad’s here. huhuhu. with candy canes.

i better go..the keyboard’s starting to piss me off anyways.

kiss me.

fine. tomorrow.

computer ku rusak lagi. so i’m going to go on the phone with the acer “specialists” and DEMAND for a quick fix. Looks like i’m going to see “X for X-Men” Angel again.

i guess i’m going to go on a short hiatus. just until my laptop is OK again…

tatak boley ini masham la.. sikit sikit losak sikit sikit losak.

pui. tatak gunya punya laptop oo..

jangan beli “ace” ok? ini bland ace suka losak losak. kalau mau beli..itu mactosh balu bagus!! itu mactosh hor..wa ada tengok dalam iklan kalau buat itu muwi (movie) ada kasi kalua JISEL banchan oo.. wa mau coba..mau kasi kelua.. ini..

edison chen..

wow. manyak seksi kan?? lu tatak pecaya. ini lelaki..engrish dia manyak bagutz..boley jadi plesident itu amalika shalikat.

jangan maaalllaaaah.

kiss me.

Im watching whose line is it anyway on the comedy channel. we’ve finally upgraded our foxtel package to the big value one (just for summer). good. now i can practise on my british accent from watching the FOOD channel all the time. Sitting here, infront of the 40 something channel-tv reminds me of holidays back home where i would spend every morning (before squash) flicking endlessly through the astro channels and settling with CIT CAT BERSAMA HAZWAN or the previous night’s repeat of Istana Idaman. If i was lucky, sometimes i could catch Bazaar on the discovery travel channe and if i was really really luck Anthony Bourdaine. huhu.. ..bad days usually starts off watching FLoyd COOKING. He’s such an asshole.

Oh. I’m not usually on the BIG VALUE package for a reason. I just dont think paying 78 bucks a month for cable tv is worth it unless ofcourse, my mom is paying. huhuhu. yes. im cheap..no..im a STUDENT. huhuhu. ive also got boxing day to save up for. huhhu i can’t wait!!

Ive got nothing planned for today.. *sigh*..

i guess more tv?

oh. I want to watch Chicago. where is my chicago dvd???

i dont understand why Kel doesn’t like the movie. everytime i want to play it..she’ll be like “ih balik balik jua ni eh chicago ani eh.. inda jua siok? siok kan? inda jua siok? siok kan?” balik balik macam cd garit. huhuhu. Watching Rene and Catherine Zeta Jones razzle dazzle it out on broadway is a bundle of joy!! huhuhu i love love love love movie musicals.. the other movie i enjoy watching is Cabaret. A story about two foreigners working in Berlin during the rise of the Nazi’s. i loved the songs featured in this one.

one of my favourites. huhuhu.

apakanie meliat movie saja anie.. maybe i should get a book. yes a book.

kiss me.

..i was watching the movie kan. siok sudah ku meliat si Uma Thurman memancong kepala si Lucy Liu (bleugh, padan mukanya!) skalinya..ABIS TIA.

I should’ve bought Volume 2 tarus yesterday. DAMN IT.

YATAH GANYA TU KAH!?!?!?!?!?!? THANK GOD I DIDNT WATCH THE MOVIE WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. hahaha.It mustve been a long wait for you guys who first caught it at the cinema.

now. i just have to take a deep breath. put on my jeans. and take a tram to JB-HIFi to get Kill Bill Vol 2.

woooo. annoying. hahaha..

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kiss me.

owh acer notebook ku. ive so given up on you. this’ll be the last time i’m touching your nice soft black keyboard.. this will also be the last time i play Krisdayanti on your nice soft ears.. lapas ani akan ku buang laptop ini kedalam bara (im throwing it in to a dungeon yang berapi) biar muka mu hitam berkilat macam arang…(im not going to be bothered translating this one). BANAR. i have to reformat the whole thing.. tapi i’ve got this huge phobia for reformatting notebooks. I’m scared karang if i reformat, all that i will be getting after that would be a bright blue screen. I’ve also got a phobia for bright blue screens. Believe me, there is a risk propensity involved when it comes to me doing all these things by myself therefore, i’m going to put off reformating / cleansing my laptop’s insides lol for a little bit longer. I would rather have things work ON AND OFF than rosak completely. AND GOING TO A PROPER IT TECHNICIAN IS OUT OF QUESTION… PASAL MY PRINTER DOESNT EXACLTY PRINT MONEY.

heh. I’m sick of people telling me how my posts are sometimes very hard to read. exsp when everything is in malay. huhuhu. well. all i can say is.. withh all due respect, huhuhu LEARN MALAY. ndakan nda paham? labeh jua eh. cerita korea inda subtitle krg menangis kamu tu krg inda pedah pedah. huhuhu. ani nda paham?? its not rocket surgery science! oh. huhuhu. tapi banar i dont blame them sometimes for not understanding my writings. Afterall, i AM really random with my material. huhuhu. Anyways. yang inda paham atu..SORRY NAIK LORRY la. huhuhu.

JB HI FI is on sale!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! huhuu dvd’s are selling for less than 15 bucks. So i treated myself tadi to

BEACHES (the movie i was talking about this morning)
Joy Luck Club (huhu… i’ve only realised today,that all the characters in this movieee are soooooooo annoyingly EMOTIONAL huhuhu. but its still enjoyable)
Kill Bill Volume 1;- why am i talking in brackets? huhuhu.. anyway. kill bill. believe it or not..hehe i havent seen this one yet. I’ll watch it later..if its any good i’ll get the sequel. huhu.

I havenet received my first wives club yet. I can’t remember where my dvds went lah. Im hoping that my BEETLEJUICE is still with Nur so that i dont have to buy a new one 🙁 The other movie that i love is..

The Birdcage.. starring Robin Williams..Nathan Lane and Hank Azaria. A story about a gay couple, Armand (Robin Williams) who owns a drag club called BIRDCAGE and his wife Albert (Nathan Lane), who plays the epitome of a DRAMA QUEEN and is also the star in the drag club. Things starts to get crazy, when their son Val, told them that he was going to get married to a daughter of a politically conservative U.S. senator (Hackman).

Haha. its fantastic how two completely straight men could play the roles of two completely gay men perfectly. I first saw this movie when i was 11. Back then. i’d probably laugh anything that tries to hide their penis . The movie projects issues like racism, morale values, homosexuals etc etc..through humour. Ofcourse la, when Robin Williams is in it you can expect the movie to be chockful of wise cracks.And ALBERT is just fabulousssssssssssssssss me makes the perfect screaaaaminggg gaydess!! huhuhu.

Hank Azaria stars in the movie as Aguador, the maid/HOUSEMAN. huhuhu. I love watching him the most. huhuhuhu.

I’ve watched this movie for years and ive nevet got bored of it..and i strongly urgeeee you people who havent seen it yet to watch it! huhuhuhu. Men in dresses rocks.

Aguador:-“My dad was the sharman of his tribe..and my mom was the..”
Armand: then why did they move to America?
Aguador: I dont know they’re sooo stuuuuupid..!

its a pity they dont make movies like these anymore.

I’m currently trying to find this movie House Sitter. the one with Goldie hawn & Steve Martin huhuhu. i love goldie hawn too. I think she’s soooo lawa.

kiss me.

My laptop needs reformatting. Thats the thing about 24 internet connection. Windows gets f****** up. pronto. no. its not porno. its pronto. huhu..

This is the last week of uni. Christmas holidays starts next week. for two weeks. To those who are going home.. baik tah kurus kuruskan badan. krg kana ucap lampoh di epot. hah. *bitter* sasakkue kamu ani balik. apakan kamu ani. DUA MINGGU CUTI pun kan BALIK kah?? hehe.

I’m going to go on a hunt for cheap dvds today. Not looking for anything in particular.. But im hoping to find Beaches (the one with bette midler).. huhu. I bought first wives club off ebay the other day. still waiting for it to arrive. huhuhu. I couldnt find my old copy. cheh. I have a thing for old skool movies. huhuhu. more on this later..

im going to school now..

going going gone.

lets gone!

kiss me.

Norhana is here! buleh nya. syaz. say something nice about me. say aku lawa kah nya. apakah nya. BANAR PLANG LAWA. Ganya kalau ku kan becakap pasal kadikau saja baik ku membuka NORHANA.BLOGSPOT.COM // Livewebcam. hahahahahahaha.

anyways,
Assalamualaikum para hadiran dan hadiran yang dihormati sekalian. eseh.

OMG. Have you (readers in melbourne) guys been outside???????????????????????????? Its smoking hot!!! literally SMOKING hot. The haze is back. Apparently the fires in the bushes havent been putout due to the shortage of water. GILA MAN. You could literally SMELL the smoke outside. Now thats really really bad. The house is smokey pun and i couldn’t open any of the windows cause its just going to make things worse. Earlier in the day, the concierge downstairs were making a fuss about how the smoke was filtering in to the entrance of the apartment. Rioh dang..mcm time kg saba darat angus saja. ehe ehe. i remember this one joke my dad told me when i was a kid hahaha..

Ani. Kalau urang kan menyanyi nda payah be smoke machine nie eh.

nya ada urang ani dari kg aying skali angus kan tu..ya atu lari lari lah dgn tilam katilnya.. and he was stopped by reporters asking him: “paci..apakah punca kebakaran di kg paci ani paci..” . Paci atu pun angih2 menjawab pasalnya ngaleh bagas mengangkat tilam nya paci atu nya.. “Api”

please mr fireman.. ancit tia bah segala api apian atu. kipas kah. kipas. huhuhu.

hmm..

BAH ASSIGNMENT!

kiss me.