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the stress is mounting.

next week start semester break.

i cant wait.

huhuhhu.

once a snob. always a snob. forever kana sumpah – bukan jadi batu tapi a snob. even if you’re adorned with $2 LV cuffs from Chowkit, geylang or pasar gadong pun ure still a snob. so dont even attempt unsnoberring yourself..it only makes you look worse.

kalau jadi batu kan bagus? inda nyusahkan urang. People like this have never had it hard. They probably think they have..but what they’ve experience is mild compared to what most ‘normal’ people wudve gone through.Mun ganya patah kuku (speaking metaphorically)..doi alum jua brapa tu..sedikit baru tu. baik tah kau bekipas kali.

Once ure used to stepping all over people’s heads, telling them what to do – having complete disregard for other people’s perspectives and feelings……unless some miracle happens, u can never go back i guess. I’m done giving these people the benefit of the doubt.. i’m just not going to bother anymore.

anyway. ive been doing my assignment the whole day, it was either more coffee or sleep. i choose sleep.

kiss me.

i woke up today thinking oh how i would love to travel. South Africa. Newyork. London. Paris. Greece.

i also woke up today thinking..ive got assignments to do 🙁

Its hot today. The haze have subsided . thank god. but the heat is still unbearable… and its responsible for my daily nose bleeds. I havent had nose bleeds since i was SEVEN.

we’re in the last month of 2006. not even. we are in the FEW last weeks of 2006. Apart from gaining weight, burning my toungue on this morning’s coffee and missing out on raya it has been a good year i must say. everything’s been smooth sailing on my side.. and i don’t want to be jinxing anything..but BRING IT ON 2007. huhu.

omg. im so blank.

bekipas ku dulu eh..

You know what else i realised this morning? Im broke. broke to the point that my tabong only makes vague clinking clanking sound when i shake it. Lainlah kalau tabong ku panoh.. huhuhuhu. kalau tabong panoh nya si kel INDA BEBUNYI. lol. Come to think of it. Tabong inda bebunyi can mean two things:

1. USIN MU BANYAK. kalau kau shake pun..nda bebunyi. sal panoh bah. tunggu macahkan lagi. hahaha.
2. USIN MU abis. 20 sen pun nada.

wow syaz. at least u still have 20 cents. Nevertheless its good to know that i still can shake my tabong and do the pocho pocho at the same time. huhuhuhu..

anyway. here’s Glenn fredly with his rendition of Rame Rame . Live.

how come Glenn’s never invited for concerts in Brunei? nada market kah for this kind of music? just look at him singgggggggggggggg. ACOUSTIC. and listen carefully to how the sax man adlibs to whatever he is humming to. hahaha.evidently, he’s one of the most gifted people in this whooolee wide world. and i want to kiss him.

kiss me.

nda tia paham mun nya packet m&ms atu ada betulis CRISPY. dalamnya semua crispy lah.
sama jua nya mcm ruti bismi ; ruti mantaga atu. dalam ruti atu MANTAGA. ehe ehe.

what have i been doing all day?

let me see..

today i did my assignments.. abis sudah. kan mengantar ganya lagi.

hahahahahahahahah………………….NOT.

argh. paning ku….

paning……………..

bekipas ku dulu eh..

huhuhuhuhu

kiss me (sagainya be kipas jua eh..jan maraaah)

“Ini Bukannya Kipas Lipas, Ini Kipas KEBAS!!!”

ok. first thing i wake up. what do i do??? rant.

shall we start?? yesssssssssssss.

Im ticked off by how the fashion business works.

One day, Kenneth Jay Lane was selling this for US$119 a piece:-

And i’m sitting here going “PHEWH thank god i didn’t get it!” because right now Sportsgirl are selling the same KJL knock off for AU$20 .

and then there’s Shona Joy. Inta bought a dress from Shona Joy for a whooping $300+ .
Two days ago, i walked in to sportsgirl and i was SHOCKED to see the same dress selling for less than $100. It was the same material, same colour , same everything! the only difference being that Inta’s Shona Joy dress was a Pinafore and the one at Sportsgirl was a day dress. All i can say is. Thank god i’m not Inta.

the offending shona joy rip off.

But sportsgirl aren’t the only ones that are producing knockoffs. In a way, its good lah..but at the same time it can get pretty annoying.I’m not saying the same for Gucci, Prada etc etc though. I dont blame people for copying ridiculously expensive designer goods.. afterall they ARE ridiculously expensive.

awu ihavent finished nie. it doesnt just end there. huhuhu.

.. 2 days ago..due to the heat i bought shorts at cotton on for $15. and yesterday..i saw standing fans that were selling for $25 for TWO at Safeway. I COULD FEEL MY HEARTBEAT SLOWING!!!!! BAIK KU BALI KIPAS…lagi SAJUK. I feel like burning those ill fitting shorts in to another life..biar ya jadi toilet paper. heh. whatever. my big question is:-

How can a pair of shorts cost more than a STANDING-4-different-setting FAN???????????? damn assholes lah these people. Thinking of the smoking-summerdays ahead..ofcourse i ended up buying it. One for me. One for Molly. argh. sasakku. kalau $15 shorts nya ani BERANGIN inda jua papa.. SIGH. i KNOW ITS JUST $15 dollars. but its $15 dollars of my PARENTS MONEY I WASTED. uwaarghhhh.

I guess its true lah how they say.. in fashion..they need VICTIMS. huhu…and im a victim of a $15 good for nothing piece of shit shorts.

oh wait…
unless..ku pakai sluarpindik sama on kipas at the same time…. sajuk plang tu ah.. kalah power numbur 4. power 12 kali huhuhuhu.heh heh heh.

NO. SYAz. NO. don’t even try to justify the ill fitting purchase.

eh antah eh. bekipas ku dulu eh…

kiss me

ps: i also woke up today thinking i should get a Meebo. huhu type away my friends.

woiiiiiiiii melbourne. mengapa ko panas????

sama..mengapa ko hazy saja inda branti?? bush fires everywhere. macam kana puji saja.
im sweating in my $10 cotton on shorts. takut ku bebadas. eh. huhuhuuhu. paksa bali badak sajuk kali. bebadak ku sini ..kana pikir pengantin. rupanya inda..hahahaha TAKUT BEBADAS. hahahahahaha. i really need to get that table top fan lah. the heat’s getting terrible by the day. Melbourneeeee oh melbourneeeeeee. baik jua ku nda di darwin. ive showered twice since i woke up.

this is what the weather says on google:-

Melbourne
Smoke
Today: min: 11 degrees. max: 31 degrees.
Currently: 41 degrees.
GILA KALIIIII.

cuacanya pun pandai besigup. hahahahahaha. and how can it be 41 degrees when the maximum is only 31??? am i reading it wrongly kah??? woi. panas eh. panas. GOOGLE PANAS ni melbourne ah. panaaas. panaaaaaaassss. Even vanilla ice would melt in this weather nie.. ice ice baby lah kunon more like PISANG PANAS ESOLUSI. lol Salleh Yakub kali ah. hahahaha BULIEH. woiiiiiiiiiiiii PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Hana’s coming down to the city again.
silakannnnnn.. we were planning to check out the bakeries at st kilda beach..tapi mcm bepikir ku dua kali kali. ill probably end up fanning myself with a piece of hand made paper fans on the balcony sampai that Minimum 11 degrees comes.

its freakin SMOKING outside man. reminds me of the jerebu days back in brunei when everyone walked around the place looking like ninja turtle. WOI. Panas eh. bebadas ni krg. bebadas. cept that i dont think i’d want to wear those masks now. bebadas krg bibirku. huhuhuhu….

cana nie. Bu. sorry ah kalau bulan ani BILL AIRCON mahal.

PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

this is how it looks like outside from my balcony:-

crazy. On a nice day you can even see Yachts Sailing in Port Melbourne.. but today..its too hazy to see anything. unless.. rupanya org sailing atu paus paus besigup. haha yatah membarinya nda nampak. this is crazy.

oh. PAULINE HANSON (serial racist!) is back in politics talk about being presistent! few years back it was ASIANS skali now she’s going against Muslims & Africans. Saying Black africans are bringing in AIDS to australia. woiiiii. kau pikir org org kan masuk ke AUSTRALIA ani sanang kah!?!?!? *takes a deep breath*

I didnt undergo intensive medical check up for nothing. I didn’t go to Reynolds and got asked if i was PREGNANT for being a little bit overweight for nothing.. i didn’t try to lose weight so the next time i go for your stupid australian visa medical check up requirement thing at Reynolds he wouldn’t mistake me for being pregnant anymore for NOTHING.

u dont know how much i dread those embarassing moments at Reynolds just so that i could get a visa in to your racist country.Baaaaaaaaaatch banar eh. baru ya. the epitome of bitchiness. racist racist country.

oh pauline. why can’t u be normal and start worrying about your weight and how saggy your cheeks are getting like any other ugly moms out there ? THINK LITE & EASY PAULINE. LITE & EASY. why can’t u be normal like Martha stewart??? why can’t u be like those typical Datins who are all about botox and $400 hair cuts in Singapore?? oooh pauline paulineeeeee…..

huhuhuh. breathe syaz breathe.

students in queensland. be careful. be very careful.

kiss me.

but i love it. hahahahaha.

HARD GAY goes COOKING. huhuhuhuhu. AHHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

its wrongggg but ohhhhhhhh sooo rightttt!!

ARE YOU READY??

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!! Poor kids. lol. kan muntah saja inda hahahahaha.

AVOKADO…are u an office lady?? hahahaha HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOO!! SAY SAY SAY SAY SAY SAY! lol

OKAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

hahah have a good weekend ya’all! hahaha and dont exit this site without watching these videos. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiss me

Its only 5 in the morning, and im awake. Selalu tu. Kalau pagi2 kan skulah inda tia tebangun tu. kan mati banar. I’m pissed. Pasal i’m still having trouble waking up in the morning for classes and im in the 4th week of uni. Ani kan behapa tah ku nie?

Going to danganikan Norhana find her uni accomodation place in Footscray later. She didn’t want to go alone because the area is infested with vietnamese people. scary vietnamese people. And i’m not talking about AUNTY-NASI-LEMAK-GANGSTER-SCARY i’m talking about vietnamese-people-with-guns-SCARY & vietnamese-people-with-knives-SCARY. Why she’s living in footscray pun i also dont know. huhuhu. My only advice is to befriend as many vietnamese as you can lah babe. That way you’ll feel much safer. huhuhu… haha pandai krg masak vietnamese food nie si Norhana ani krg.. karaoke pun karaoke lagu vietnam ni karang..nama pun tukar nama orang vietnam ni krg..huhuhu…jadi Miss Saigon ni krg. hahahahahahaha. joking babes. joking. huhuhuhu.

I’m not sure what we’re doing after…makan i suppose.

huhuhu..makan saja makan. sini makan jua. balik brunei makan jua. tu TAGBOARD ah.. org bekalayi sal makanan pun.

ADAKAH NADA LAGI RUTI MANTAGA?? Ya sebenarnya MENTEGA bah tu. Skali there was a typo arah the label jadi MANTAGA tia.

banar tu nya si kel:- “Mana boleh ini macam” ja arahnya ren!!!!
Skali kau bawa gambar kami tiga (me molly kel) kesana, skali kau ckp arahnya “ini anak anak dalam ini gambar semua suka makan! Mana boleh ini macam!!!”

wahahaha pacah si kel ah. mengapa ya. hahahaha. awu tapi adakah tutup. eh. abis ku bedegree ani membuka kadai ROTI POUND ku. huhuhu. bukan lagi ruti paun. roti POWWWWWWWWWWWWWnd.. jan marah. huhuhuhu.

Lately ive been going “jan marah” alot. lol. i find this particular expression funny berabis:-

Kami ke singapore ni, jan maraaaah.
Kami kan naik aji ni, jan maraaaah.
kami kan ke the mall ni, jan maraaaah.
kami ada beg harrods, jan maraaah.

BEHAPA TAH JUA KU KAN MARAH? hahahahahahaha. labeh jua org kan ke singapore pun kan marah. hahahaha. yang beg harrods atu marah ku tu. pasal perasahan ku aku inda pandai tedapat. guru skulah ugama ganya tedapat tu. huhuhuhu. Harrods kali ah..jan maraaaaaahhh. hahahahaha.

tapi kau kan ke the mall ka kan naik aji kah..kan ke pantai kah..kan dimsum kah.. kan balik tiga hari kah.. kan ke huaho kah..kan masuk bintang kecil kah.. alum jua ku kan marah bah.. eheh aku ani inda jua pemarah banar…jan marah..

darimana kan ku belurih jan marah ani??? dari BUSHU kali???

bushu kah bush?? jan maraaah..

kul anam sudah eh..jan maraaaah..
lapar ku eh..jan maraaaah..

JANGAN MARAH.. dari pramlee inda jua. pasal the way they say JANGAN MARAH in Pramlee and what im used to hearing is different. hahahaha.

huhuhuhuuhu
tidur ku balik.

kiss me.

I was just reading Nat’s joke on free-range chocolate. What is up with “free range” ah? it seems like everything pun they want to make “free-range”. From eggs to breads to poultry and meat. To me, Chicken is chicken. Beef is Beef. Eggs are EGgs (sometimes people, but that’s another story) . cept that if its BREAD its not FREE RANGE. its ORGANIC.

Just how “free” is free range??? Heh..inda pun free. over the roof expensive ada jua. I think this term “free range” is used loosely just so that farmers and restaurantiers have a reason to jack up prices of their produce sky high

Free range chickens are like the creme de la creme of all chickens. They are chickens that have privellages to roam freely on fresh patches of grass skali beamah, ada driver.. ada personal pemutik sampah…..sama be peshyen..etc etc and ALL thiss for what!?!??! at the end of the day they get chopped in to little chunks cooked in teriyaki to be served and sold at $18 a dish at Chocolate Buddha. buang masa aku saja. it makes u macam stop and think and go..eh? inda jua free nie? huhuhu. OH. and notice if a restaurant serves freerange produce.. they’ll have longer names for their dishes? ie: ” Vegetables bla bla bla bla blacooked in.blablabla with.. free range chicken..from..mulaut..that was caught by awang bla bla bla..bla bla bla serve in free range bla bla bla bla..only rich people can eat this..bla bla bla bla.. its nice!”. u think they would have an abbreviation for it by now.. lik FRC or something but nooo. mesti jua di acknowledge basar basar FREE RANGE CHICKEN ATU. huhuhuhu. cali. manusia oh manusia. anyway, hahaha, Its bad enough that the waitresses are judging you cause ure in your slacks and tees and selipar jipunzzz.. and now the CHICKEN ARE JUDGING YOU TOO???

if kfc starts using free range chickens..

kurus ku ni.

bana. inda lagi haba.

and Kobe beef. cows that are fed BEER (so they say) on the farms of Japan. Its like the PARIS HILTON of all cows la. and they’re called KOBE BEEF. sup with that man? huhuhuhu. KOBE. if i was a rich cow called KOBE i think i’d just DIE. i wudnt wanna be caught dead with the name KOBE. The name just doesn’t sound appetizing wah..even if i was a BOY COW..i woudnt want to be named KOBE. huhu one time i tot it read KOBOI BEEF on the menu of this jap restaurant down the street. mcm? eh apa kan koboi durang bagi makan? huhuhuhu there’s a reason why Paris hilton is called “Paris” and not KOBE you know. Thats unless..nama paris hilton sebenarnya KOBE HILTON? hahahahaha.

chet. buang masa aku saja. lawa2 lagi nama ayam ayam dalam raban bapakami..

KASTURI,LAKSMANA…sama si peter. huhuhu.

kami cari (namanya) pakai BUKU kali ah!!!! jan maraaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! hahahahahaha.

i have yet to ask an update from my mom on our chickens’ names.

kiss me.

kiss me.

THANKS TO SHASHA (my used to be ugama school enemy. huhuh!)

IVE BEEN WATCHING REX NAVARRETE’S SKITS ON YOUTUBE. lol. AND it just so happens that He’s PERFORMING HERE IN MELBOURNE TONIGHT. warghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

tickets are gone. and needless to say..i missed it by a heart beat.

uwaaaaaaaaaaa…

sparkle sparkle. lol.

OM GOS..HONEY..ITS BEAUTIFUL CHILDRENS! O my GOS!

go look for it on you tube.

kiss me.