Meow.

I got my laptop back. If i knew that GOING to the repair centre would make a DIFFERENCE, i wouldve gone 2 months ago. palui.

Ive got two more papers left. and then MERDEKA!!!!!!!!!! Nah. Coincidentally, brunei pun ari kebangsaan. pandai skulah ku ani memilih date abis periksa. lainkali..kalau periksa atu NADA lagi bisai. Spent most of the day at the library. I’m supposed to be getting some shut eye now..but i got distracted reading this one site. omg. vulgar berabes. buleh. Oh well , i guess everyone has their own taste when it comes to humour. tapi, inda jua payah capi2 kali cali ani? mestikah? *closes blog window*.

Im still not used to typing on this thing. you know. That getting to know moment between you and the keyboard. My fingers are not used to the keyboard and i keep on hitting the wrong buttons. huhu.

I’m getting a sore throat. And i’ve got an ulcer forming on my right cheek. the weather has been very discomforting lately. Blowing hot winds and what not…sigh. sudahnya kan autumn baru tia PANAS. buring jua eh.

kish me.

Im tired. I think I’m sort of hungry. i dont know. My brain’s utterly confused after this morning’s exam. It went well.. although i really shouldn’t have studied as hard as i did. None of the theories except for 2 came out in the exam. The rest was just common sense. one of the questions was about how celebrity reference groups could be a disadvantage to marketeers.
I mentioned Kate Moss and her cocaine habbit and Naomi Campbell pulling fur out of her arse. So much for anti fur. huhu. I was so dissapointed with the paper. I answered everything pulang. But i was dissapointed. I had all these theories and well… THE WORKS in my head when i entered the exam but i only ended up using probably 1/4 of the information. haha. That was more ENTERTAINMENT NEWS la rather than Consumer Behaviour. And i have “E” to thank for. krg tah ku tulis surat arah juliana depandi.

hello ms depandi. is that ms or mrs? or just depandi?

lob,
Sash

.oh well. I should just shut up and be happy that i managed to answer all of the questions kan?

ok. this is me shutting up.

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after my exams we headed down to chadstone. oh no. that was after i went to the repair centre to demand for my laptop. Before going there, i had called ACER AUSTRALIA up over the phone and they told me that the motherboard has arrived but they are still waiting for the OUTER HARD CASING TO ARRIVE . and i was like. what the hell? why are they only ordering it now??? ok. whatever. they then told me for the 100,0000,00000,00000,0000 time that it was going to be fixed either tommorow or today. there’s only so manyyy “tommorows or todays” that i can take kan?!?! Naturally, i didn’t settle for it and had Nawa drive me up to the repair centre where i demanded to see my laptop. The technician on site showed me the outer casing of my laptop and pointed out a tiny air bubble poking out of the right hand side of the case (next to the touch pad). and i was like. shit. how did that happen right?? SKALI APA NAH??

SURE THEY DETECTED A “DEFAULT” on THE OUTER CASING OF THE LAPTOP. but they failed to tell me that it was INDUCED by the TECHNICIAN who was fixing my unit at that time. YA TETABAK SCREW ARAH THE WRONG PLACE. WHAT THE HELL RIGHT????????? and there they were on the phone making it seem like it was MY FAULT that the outer casing was broken. GOOD THING I WENT THERE. I was so madddd sampai si Ben (the technician) ani pun KAJAR KAJAR BAH becakap. pwaaalui. I got him to give me his direct mobile line and i expect my laptop to be fixed by TOMMOROW. huhu. tapi kesian jua si ben ani kana marahi inda tantu tantu pasal. but whatever. SIAPA LAGI KAN KUMARAHI KAN?SI ANGEL X-MEN ATU CUTI. indakan masuk tarus2 bejumpa director kai KAPAK? hehe.. he was really shaking sampai tulisannya ani pun inda lagi betantu bah. hahaha. i remember going “eh is that a 3 or an 8” its an 8 nya. bwoh. terok. terok bah customer service cemani ani.

with this kind of customer service. ACER can go to HELL.

it has been a long day. lusa lagi exam. tis weeks is not my weeks. kan pms kali.

bah bring it on the coklet.

kiss me.

JANGAN BALI ACER/

Im in the state library. Protecting myself from the heat. It is like a ciggarette bin outside. Hot, DUsty and Smelly. In the words of the fat watcher lady from little britain:- Dust, anyone dust? dust anyone? dust, anyone? dust? anyone dust? anyone? anyone? DUST HAS 0 CALORIES. SO YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE DUST THAT YOU WANT. hahaha.

do you have dust? dust no? yes no? dust no? dust? dust? No? well..just give her a glass of water. haha.

yes. its dusty outside. there’s a bush fire somewhere……..(over the rainbow~~~)

i am also doing last minute cramming for my consumer behaviour paper tommorow.

I love it here in the library. The high ceiling makes me feel as though i’m in a european palace (Not that ive ever been to one). It also makes me feel short..and stubby. ok no. Thats SHORTER and STUBBIER. hehe. My favourite part has got to be how everyone in here is trying to be as quiet as dead. Nope. No shahrukhan mp3 playing in here (YESSSSSSS!!!).

The only thing i hate about this place is how the computer monitors are placed way higher then the usual height fit for a monitor screen. Who comes here to use their computers anyway? A Giraffe?? Gila men. Is this even healthy?? my neck is starting to hurt. can i sue?

hehe thought i’d post.

ive never posted from the library before. haha. What’s next? you ask? a LONGKANG.

i want to post from a longkang. hehe.

anyway, wish me luck.

peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

kiss me.

ps: oh i havent got my laptop back yet. sigh.

i thought i’d read my text book before going to bed..but nah. i’m too full to be studying at this ungodly hour.

A bowl of rendang and a plate of hot churros ..owh. just thinking about it makes my tummy churn. ive been fighting to keep my food down since i got home. It’s true that too much of a good thing is never good. To throw up or not to throw up. throw up. no. no. don’t throw up syaz. dont.

*mental note:- jangan makan. lagi. selamanya. forever.

currently looking forward to go home. its been half a year. and this upcoming holiday is long overdue. gila. I can’t wait to go home to see family , friends and a squash racquette. huhu.

Just a random thought right. Imagine if someone was to bet INFINITY dollars on a game of poker. huhu kalau ya kalah? ertinya. ya jadi HAMBA ABDI tah tu slamanya? forever. haha. kan sama tah tu mcm abby abadi. ganya ya hamba abdi. haha Poker with unlimited, infinity bets. fictitious. but fun to think about. huhu. I think ive been playing cards too much.

No plans as yet for tommorow. I’m laying off outside food for a while. Ive been eating out all week and my thighs are now as big as an elephant’s backside.

someone buy me a nintendo DS, the (sold out) chunky pearl bracelet from mimco, a crown for my tooth (seriously!), white coloured leggings, those royal blue skinny jeans from Bettina..that country road dress with puffed sleeves, a ticket around the world , a vintage kerokodile skin clutch, a marie france bodyline membership,Troop Beverly Hills on DVD and Death Becomes Her on DVD.

I think. Meryl Strip is hot. Goldie Hawn, hotter but..ISABELLA ROSSELLINI HAS GOT TO BE THE HOTTEST.

Isabella Rossellini is hot.

i am no longer sas monroe.

it is now.. Sas Rossellini, Siti Rossellini. hahaha. and i heart Kassim Santiago. hahaha. I am still not over the Mexican-Bruneian baby names episode.

wah. very random post.

so yeah if you’re feeling generous. pleaaaaaaase? huhu.

oh. my top FIFTEEN must see, BELOVED chick flicks:-

1. Beaches (This is how i fell in love with Bette Midler..menangis ku sampai paning meliat ni)
2.First Wives Club (Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton – chick flick at its best!)
3.Bird Cage ( Hank Azaria plays Aguador Spartacus)
4. You’ve Got Mail ( Time masa be dial up masih! haha world’s greatest romantic comedy in my book. Although i know bushu prefers when harry meets sally)
5.Chicago ( Loved the sound track to this musical. Roxy heart’s just fabulous! pop six squish cicero..)
6.She Devil (before Meryl Strip was in the devil wears prada. revenge is oh so sweet.)
7.Death Becomes Her (Rosselinni madness! I’ve always wondered HOW MUCH she was selling the potion for. luan discreet bah arah PAPER ganya.)
8.Pretty Woman ( “BIG MISTAKEE, Huuuuuuge!! i have to go shopping now!”)
9. Sabrina (the one with harisson ford. version numero 2)
10. Ten Things I hate about you (Heath ledger kali ah?? The only movie where Julia Stiles was actually GOOD)
11. Big Business (hehe i just had to include this in. Bette Midler again!)
12. Cabaret (Liza Minelli. I’m not sure if this falls under Chick Flicks or “Macho” flicks..or neither. but whatever..i loved Liza in this one huhuhu)
13. House Sitter
14. Clueless (it was all about Alicia’s hair her pouty pout)
15. Interview with the Vampire (I reckon, any movie with Brad Pitt in it is a chick flick. Gila ya jadi Le Stat ah. woohoooooooo.)
16. Mean Girls . haha i just had to include this one. ..oh Bridget Jones was actually good too.. hehe oh wwwwwwwwwwwwwell.

what is your favourite chick flick?

kiss me.

On the way to Chilli Padi, we found a laneway that showcased pacman walls. Despite the fact that I’ve passed this lane numerous number of times,ive never noticed it before.

Beejay & Molly

Beejay

Went to Fitzroy St to have desserts at San Churros. Took these at an empty laundry mat on the way home.

Molski,Kelski,Bjski!

Ouph. Posing Maut.

again, the girls on fitzroy.. hahaha or is it? look carefully.

it has been a long tiiring weekend. I’m gonna go chill out for abit before my revision. FIRST PAPER TUESDAY. WOOHOO………………………..not

kiss me.

brother john. brother john.

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kenapa mesti JOHN? kenapa inda..kassim kah? aji mail kah? kenapa mesti si JOHN jua? hehe. I’m exhausted. Parts of my brain are still numb from laughing the whole night last night. Nauli & Yedi came over to visit and Beejay taught us how to play “Joker”. Its a card game similar to Tunit but more challenging. Joker is the wild card and could replace a card that makes a running “house”. So. if the house runs. too bad. hahaha. No no. but seriously. The joker changes every round. Oh. It’s so hard to explain. Main tetris saja kamu.

I’ve got revision classes in a few minutes. *yawn* my first paper is just around the corner.

bah baiktah berinut dulu.

nya si yedi nya. jan minum Air nya pasal ya minuman ikan. thats like saying..
jan makan sayur pasal ya makanan arnap. (lush, luruskan? ArnaP. bukan ARNAB?)

hahahahahahaahah. jadinya.

kiss me.

Hari hari cikgu TIDOR.

Adakah Buleh Mr Maniam jadi centrefold?? KRG MINTA TA NAIK GAJI bushu ani ta banar. huhu. im tired. im really in not in the mood for school. but then again when am i ever??? huhu.

batch(!) kemarin atu ah??? lol. kiri kanan org becium. pdntah jua kana ban. huhuhu. by the 10th kiss i saw on the streets i felt like memulas-ing their lips. ANNOYING ah. jalan sikit2 org becium. sikit sikit becium. boring.

ok. gonna get ready for skool now.

kan bapa ku antar aku sini untuk belajar??

kiss me.

To compensate for the roses amounting to zero this year. We, and by we , i mean me my sisters and Beejay showered OURSELVES with a lavish italian lunch from the streets of Lygon and chocolate rich drinks from max brenner.

I think we over did it with the chocolates this time.

i just woke up from my nap.

kfc anyone?

kiss me.

*yawn* .

MACAM PANAS DILUAR ATU. ATAUPUN POWER KIPAS KU ANI INDA CUKUP KUAT?

“Kenapa. tak di gantikan dengan ekzos buloh?” ehe. pagi pagi bah pramlee ah. and ANDIE PLEASE DONT USE THIS AGAINST ME THE NEXT TIME i tell you off for going “OIC” on msn. huhu.

Oldskool bah si Andie ah. “OIC” the online term for “OH, I SEE!”.

The other day, i sounded him. I asked him not to use it saying it was very style lama. This is what he said to me.. huhuhu..

“yang YOU dangar lagu PRAMLEE masih atu…inda jua me peduli?”

awu. bitch banar bah si andie ani. inda betampat mulutnya. BERACUN. hahahaha.

“OIC” really reminds me of those sleezy people chatting girls up in the main #Brunei on irc. The type who goes “ah..abang..ada..bla bla bla.. bila ALAI kan..” ai buring. be abang. hahaha. sakit.

So andie, please stop. hahahaha.

boring eh. need to do laundry today. need to wash bedsheets. pillowcases. amah kami kana pinjam. (bila jua be amah disini ani). I was playing what if the other day and wondered what it would be like getting a maid flown in from Brunei? huhuhu. Its probably a waste of time. and this is why..

ONE. she has to go back and forth to renew her visa every 3 months.
Two: limited living space. dimana ya kan tidur? kan beshare?
Three: She’ll probably get bored staying homeee saja.
four:- It would be my responsibility to take care of her makan,minum..baju..

point is. BUKAN PLANG YA JAGA AKU. AKU PULANG MENJAGA YA TU. YA jadi RAJA. huhu. RAJA EMMA. ehe..apakan. I think it was Nawa who had a maid during her first year of Uni here. The mom flew her in from KL and her maid got so bored that she changed her bed-sheets every day.

hahaha. cali.

kiss me.

I’m not giving out the password to my previous post. and thats that. I just needed to rant thats all.Last time i checked, I am still entitled to keep secrets. I know i dont do password protect as often. but this time, there was a need for it huhu. I guess the only way you are able to read the contents of the post is by going to the nearest bomoh and have it read from a bowl of water.

I had a shot of caramel machiatto from “darimanakalaubukanSTARBUCKS” earlier. I skulled it on the way home like it was nobody’s business.Thanks to the caffeine rush my eyes are nowww wideeeeeeeeeee open. So wide, that if they were britney spears’ legs you could definitely see something smiling.If you dont know what i’m talking about..come on la. get with the program!!! Huhu. Anyways, this is why i don’t like her. She’s an example of those people who have been shaped by the media. E-news says white trash . She smiles,from down there.

Exactly why some things should be kept secret kan? Pakai bah Spendet. Spendar. Spandit. Spindat. Spendex dan lain lain. dan lain lain. *yawn* kan diapa tia duit banyak banyak atu.

i have nothing to say banarnya. cept for..

Looking goooooooooooood.
not too shabby!

aha .. aha..

hehe. just a song that’s been stuck in my head all weekend. huhuhu. It’s Cerrone’s – Not Too Shabby. I probably have it uploaded somewhere in my multiply. However, don’t bother. It’s a remix pakai fengtau punya. huhuhu. argh. boring kuuuuuu. boring. ring ring.

have you guys heard of the never ending song?

*in the tune of some nursery rhyme the name i’ve forgotten*

makan apa makan apa makan apa sekarang?
makan pisang makan pisang makan pisang sekarang

pisang apa pisang apa pisang apa sekarang?
pisang tanduk pisang tanduk pisang tanduk sekarang

tanduk apa tanduk apa tanduk apa sekarang?
tanduk kerbau tanduk kerbau tanduk kerbau sekarang

kerbau apa kerbau apa kerbau apa sekarang?
kerbau putih kerbau putih kerbau putih sekarang

putih apa putih apa putih apa sekarang?
putih baju putih baju putih baju sekarang

baju apa baju apa baju apa sekarang..?
baju sekolah baju sekolah baju sekolah sekarang..

sekolah apa sekolah apa sekolah apa sekarang?
sekolah makan sekolah makan sekolah makan sekarang.

makan apa makan apa makan apa sekarang?
makan pisang makan pisang makan pisang sekarang

pisang apa ..pisang apa.. sudah nyangku. balik balik kan? haha. Imagine kalau ada lagunya banar2? Pingsan kali IPOD kamu. huhu. Sejuta labeh GB pun inda cukup ni. pikir saja kamu. huhuhu.

anyway. i should go.

Luv & Peas,
Syazwana