Cow say moo cat say meow. cow bday. cat say boo.

RENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LUPA KU RENNNNNNNNNN HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENNNNNNNNN!
IM SO BAD WITH PEOPLE’S BIRTHDAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! HAPPYYYYY 19th Birthday Rina ku. nanti aku bagi kau kiss ah. kiss apa kau mau kiss campur kah kiss mis? ha ha ha .i love you ren! hope u had a good one!!!!!!! nanti ku bagi kau dedication di radio ah hahahaha.

Bushu tagged me. So aku jawab.

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Yes!!

2) Are you a vegetarian?
Yes!! I am also very skinny and i fit into a size MINUS (-) 0 dress and ive been banned from showing up on all the catwalks in Milan for being too skinny. huh. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR.

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
Yes. heaven is a place where i can have all the vegetarian fried chicken in the whole wide world.

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Flying kah dying?

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
I wear nothing but me. ESEH. now where did that come from??

6) Favourite time of day?
3Pm – 3:30 PM every week day thats because Super Sweet 16 is On
8PM weekdays :- Reruns of sex & the city on W. hahaha.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
apakan STEM ko makan? KRATAS KALI AH. MANA BULEH MAKAN. UJUNG2 MATI PLANG KRG.

8 ) Do you wear makeup?
do u wear spendet?

9) Ever have plastic surgery?
Ive worn a plastic over my head. the pink ones u get from buying sekupong at the pasar when you were 2. i am now 22 16 and i want to play skupong skupongan.

10) Do you colour your hair?
Black dang. malas ku kan be dye ani. rusak bah rambut.

11) What do you wear to bed?
Galang amas yang banyak sekali serta rantai emas berjuntai juntai.

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
this question is oh so the very laughable. INDA MANA PERNAH. AWU MANA KU PERNAH
TU MASUK KE KELAB MASA UMUR KU 16 TAUN . MANA PERNAH. SAMA MANA PERNAH KU MEMBAWA CINCALU KE AMINAH ARIF. INDA PERNAH AH.

13) Can you roll your tongue?
can you make cake roll?

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Lately no. Nauli cakapnya jan tweeze nya inda baik. Shave saja. but my other friend, Nawa says the opposite. MANA SATU TAH BANAR NIE? MALAS KU LAGI KAN MENGACAU KIRAI KU.

15) What kind of sneakers?
chocolate nya sneakers ani halal kah? MANA TAU SI YUY KAN BETANYA.

16) Do you believe in abortions?
hehe. what is there not to believe?

17) What is your hair color?
black

18) Future child’s name?
Kassim Santiago

19) Do you snore?
hehe…apparently so.

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
French. hahahaha. confident “French”.

21) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
inda.

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
bali papat kuku. eh. kapeh jua sudah tu.

23) Gold or Silver?
on teeth i like gold. on the tooth i like silver.

24) Hamburger or hot dog?
i dont know how to eat hotdogs/sausages. the smell of ham makes me vomit. i accidentally ate bacon once and threw up at the boarding house. headmistress thought i was bulimic. haha

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
fried chicken.

26) City, beach or country?
bitch.

27) What was the last thing you touched?
antah..telingaku?

28) Where did you eat last?
oh where. at home. too broke to go out and eat.

29) When’s the last time you cried?
tommorow..when they tell me that the motherboard for my laptop has not arrived yet.

30) Do you read blogs?
ada jua lah..

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
why not.

32) Ever been involved with the police?
yes!! that one time my car’s mirrors got hit by a golfball on the highway. i went straight to the police to make a complaint.

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
V05. im done with those designer ones. they never work.

34) Do you talk in your sleep? nope.

35) Ocean or pool?
boring eh..

38) Window seat or aisle?
window seat. so that i dont have to be woken up every few seconds by the person next to me just because they need to go to the toilet. LEARN TO HOLD IT IN PEOPLE.

39) Ever met anyone famous?
nope

40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
no not yet. coming soon.

41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
cut it kai gunting. lurung sikuna style.

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
ricki lake can go and die. stories that are juiced up aint my thang.

43) Basketball or Football?
ntah..ubat gigi dunhill.

44) How long do your showers last?
ntah. mcm tah ku be timer sini ani.

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh awu bah..ubat gigi malboro.

46) Cake or ice cream?
cake or cake ice cream kah? ataupun ICE CREAM saja? antah aku nda makan manis2 jaga badan. last last aku makan KUEH MOR saja 100 BIJI – one sitting.

47) Are you self-conscious?
are u self couscous. adakah couscous.

48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
luan jua sampai muntah. megapa? baik tah be TUBE saja lain kali. be control minuman atu.

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
apakannie. boring soalannya.

50) Have you been in love?
lagi tia.

51) Where do you wish you were?
brunei. foodzone to be exact. dimsum.

52) Are you wearing socks?
i hate socks.*

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
inda! bising!

54) Can you tango?
JOGET kah?

55) Last gift you received?
hehehe bowtie necklace..

56) Last sport you played?
squash. ages ago.

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
jewellery, clothes, books oh KFC.

58) Where do you live?
dalam almari. sampit lagi tu almari nya. KAN PINDAH KU EH…ganya contract tinggal 7 bulan lagi..krg inda balik BOND.

59) Where were you born?
ripas lipas

60) Last wedding attended?
si radz kawin.

63) Most hated food?
indomee. hahaha. serious. pasal dulu kana takut takuti becacing. sampai ani ku inda makan. call me HIGHCLASS but i can’t even stand the smell. hahahaha.

64) What’s your least favourite food?
sama jua tu. indomee. amal just asked kel..”Kel. indomee sedap ani NYAMAN kah?” apakan. was there a need to ask kah when it says there on the package that its SEDAP? hahahaha.

65) Can you sing?
OI. MODEL kali ah. bukan penyanyi.

66) Last person you instant messaged?
Liyana “Orang Puteh Sasat” Latif

67) Last place you went on holiday?
i think it was dubai.

68) Favourite regular drink?
vegetable oil.

69) Tag 3 friends:
mestikah? malas ku eh.

70) Current Song:
Olivia – Never too far.

71) suka makan kerupuk kah inda?
suka.

72) berapa sudah kau makan hari ani.
4 packet.

73) kerupuk apa?
kerupuk cheese.

74) nyaman tah?
nyaman.

75) minta?
inda.

76) Ai karit jua?
peduli ku. kerupukku.

77) Bah banar ah lainkali aku bali sugus inda ku bagi kau ah?
jangan pulang.

78) eh bah minta eh?
inda.

79) eh minta wah?
inda wah.

80) minta wah please?
ISH BAH MAKAN TAH SEMUA. MALAS KU MAKAN LAGI. SIKIT SIKIT MINTA. SIKIT SIKIT MINTA.

ehe………..

sapakan shuffle shuffle tah..

aaah..a dose of elektronika..
just my cup of tea..what better way to relieve stress.
dgr lagu ALA ALA lagu AEROBICS. hahahaha. nya si nauli nya “lagu SENAM”.

i love it when i hold you in my armsssssssssssss
i loveeeeeeeee itttt when you’re holding me you make mee feel so me…
i love it. i love it. i looveeeeeeeee it. i loooOooooooooooOoooo *wait for it* veeeee it!!

funny how the vibrant colours featured in the clip makes me want to highlight all my school notes in PINK, eat them up. and puke up pink paper mache. *SIGH* stress ku banyak keraja.

back to work.

MAKE SURE THERE ARE FOUR FIVES

VOTE :-

VKI RAFI

at 8885555

i came across this on Mamalobengs comments page:-

Melly Says:
January 29th, 2007 at 7 25, pm
Please make sure its 8 88 5555!! Make sure there are FOUR FIVES. Cos my little brother is getting everyones text messages, his number is 8 888555 with THREE fives. PLEASE tell everyone NOT to waste their money messaging him….hehehe

si melly ani Me…. kah??? cause if you’re the melly i know, i remember you mentioning about the problem over coffee before. hahahahaha. and if that’s the case tell your brother i said sorry. its partly my fault kali. i did typed 8888555 in my previous post instead of 8885555!!

VOTE AT 8885555! FOUR FIVES guys! and its VKI RAFI

VKI RAFI @ 8885555
Kalau nya org dari RTB :- ‘bot.. VKI spes RAFI ke 888 LIMA LIMA LIMA LIMA!!!”

THATS FOUR FIVES dan majulah bangsa untuk negara!!!!

hihihihi.
kiss me.

Another Monday!!

Here’s a pick me up. haha Cardigan’s Love fool. aaaaaaaaaaaah. this song reminds me of Inta. we used to play this song over and over whenever we’re cruising around Melbourne in her odyssey FAMILY WAGON. haha it was either this or Kylie Minogue..sigh. almost everyone i know has left melbourne for good..its a SIGN that i should be going home pun..soon. haha anyway:-

Sing with me now!!

So i cried, and i begged..
for you to love me……
love me SAY THAT yOU LOVE ME
need me need me..just say that you need me..
i don’t care bout anything but you….~

lol. i’m all perked up for a new Monday!!

Nat’s coming in half an hour’s time with Duck Rice!! Yipeeeeeeeee!!

kiss me.

ps: i’ve never seen romeo + juliet.

Bintang kecil VS KKI – Susah sudah dahulu, berjoget joget kemudian!

Saturday night. At home. Keeping myself warm under the doona. It’s summer but it’s sure damn cold outside. Melbourne melbourne. Unpredictable weather. but its okay. at least we can’t get bored with the temperamental weather.

I know i said i was going on a hiatus. But i’ve been crying that morning. When your pissed off , upset and you feel like killing somebody ..you tend to say things you dont mean. well. same goes to me. hahaha. But now, thanks Nauli who has kindly lent me her laptop, to do my work just until my laptop comes back ,god knows when! – im happy again! hahaha. so hiatu schmiatus!!happy se happy happnya. awu bah. mcm lagu Spoon atu.

I’m almost done with this assignment that im currently doing..although ive got two more big ones after this. inda papa. nya org tua tua yang pernah belajar peribahasa:- Susah susah dulu joget joget kemudian.

SIAPA HENG menaruh “JOGET” arah periksa melayu olevel ah??? lol. Dj tiesto???

I got a B3 for my malay olevel. not too bad for someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. hahaha.

During my malay exams we were given 4 karangan options and the one that i chose was “SEBUAH REPORT (?) TENTANG SOMETHING SOMETHING NAIK HAJI KE KOTA MEKAH”. When i saw the title. i thought easy. I’ve been there before. lets do this. kira mcm excited la. hahaha.

skalinya…

lets do this tia karang!!half way through the essay with less than half an hour on the clock i realised that I HAVE NEVER GONE TO HAJ BEFORE. UMRAH YES. BUT UMRAH HAJI.. TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. I’d choose another karangan but it was tooo late for that. so there i was. panicking + i had 5 more puisi at the back of the page that needs answering. I was hyperventalating. My palms started to sweat..and just when i thought i was going to pingsan and scare the invigilators to their death….i suddenly thought.”EH I CAN BULLSHIT!!”.

So this is what i wrote. believe it or not. towards the end..somewhere in the middle of “Seekor unta yang di kelilingi oleh orang orang yang ingin mengambil gambar dengannya” and the LAST fullstop.. i wrote:-

“lepas itu semua orang berkumpul di pedang arafah dan mereka semua menyahut seruan allah , *and then in my most neat JAWI hand writing i wrote* LABAIKALLAH HUMA LABAIK LABAIK KALA SHARI KALA KALA BAIK“. I even took the initiative to translate it in RUMI in closed brackets (in my head; mana tau yang me mark paper ku ani cina!?) .

BAIK JUA PASS. ada kah labaikallah huma labaik. PANIC JUA SUDAH TU. hahahaha. yatah tu lainkali BACA BISAI BISAI. I was distracted. NADIAH at that time who was sitting infront of me was TAUCA-NGING HER HAIR TO ITS DEATH. adz, ingat kau nadz. in my head i was like. apakan bini2 ani LAJU JUA YA ABIS? BE TAUCHANG LAGI TU. hahahahaha. i miss you babe. hahaha.hahaha but yeah B3. like i said. not too bad for someone who bullshit-ted their way through an O LEVEL examination. hahaha.

so yeah..anyways..(wah atu random..hahah inda be assalamualikum)

VOTE FOR RAFIE. (pronunced RAFEE-EE)

VKI RAFI to 8888555

VET VET VET VET..VOTE VOOOO RAVIEEEEEE…

to those who wants to listen & compare,click here to download audio files of the other nine finalists.

VOTE PAKAI UTAK AH SAMA PAKAI TELINGA. YANG PAKAK PAKAK ATU DI PERSILAKAN JANTAH MEMVOTE. MELIAT SEMBILU 2005 SAJA KAMU. YANG ADA SI VINCE.

Best performance has got to be that Pei Pei girl who sang Awan Yang Terpilu flawlessly and Tegar by Dk Azy. Sama of course si Rafiee 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ( suara yang hebat lagikan hensem). Its good to see that they’re recruiting kids with contemporary voices this time around.Kalau mcm bintang kecil atu..membari watir bah suara kanak2 nya.

Their voices are usually not so KECIL and very very POWERFUL. and its usually just that:- powerful (fullstop!). With Bintang kecil, what ive noticed, the more powerful the voice and the more jewellery & make up (preferably GLITTER) the kids wear..their chances of winning increases by 200%. gila yoh. SIAPA JUDGE NYA AH. Nenek kebayan!?!? but its true.

I remember watching Bintang Kecil when i was about 10. And there was this boy who sang his lagu wajib: KULIMPAPAT like a constipated Broery Marantika. I GOT SCARED. sampai ani if i think about it.. mcm hey, how weird was that BOY! hahaha. But he wasn’t wearing much jewellery or glitter on his face so.. lucky for us, he didn’t win. kalau inda trauma kali. hahaha baru menyanyi lagu kulimpapat. imagine mun lagu Jamal Abdillah. beganti spendet kali.

kudos to kristal. keep this up.. baru ya maju musik industry brunei. huhuhu. boring ku mendangar band suka terais terais saja ani bah sama urang menyanyi suara MISIN ani bah. hahaha boring bah boring. Even Cher’s Do You Believe in Love after Love was a one off thing. Last i checked, Cher CHOKED.

adakah suara misin. style lama jua eh.

VOTE FOR RAFIE. ataupun nama manjanya “ee-ee”

kiss me.

no pok no pok no pok. we never sell any pok’k over here.

Those who enjoyed listening to YOU KICK MY DOG MY NOW MY DOG NEEDS OPERATION *caugh*babuAmal*caugh* will absolutelyyy love this one.

hahaha courtesy of..siapa lagi kalau bukan ia – Miss i’m buying siti duck rice this monday 2007.

ONE MORE TIME YOU ORDER POK I RUN AND CALL THE POLICE I TELL YOU…
you give me…nasi BAbi..

hahahaha kurang ajar!!!

OH. VOTE FOR RAFI!!!

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAtalie buying me duck rice!! hahaha. eh nat NO POK AH. NO POK AT ALL!!!!!!!

instead of ending my posts with kiss me. ill be ending it with

vote for rafi-ee. – for now.

KRISTAL KIDS IDOL

KKI (baik jua inda KKK)

SEBELUM KU HIATUS. I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE…RAFIE. MY TALENTED 12 YEAR OLD COUSIN WHO HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS A FINALIST FOR THIS YEARS KRISTAL KIDS IDOL.

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THIS IS HIM..longggggggggg before we knew he could SING. remember him???

Please vote for this kain pelikat model. HENSEM KALI AH. huhuhu.

Md Rafie Nasiruddin
Age: 12 years old
Song: Puteri
To vote type: VKI RAFI
and send to 8885555

VOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** DOWNLOAD HIS SONG HERE :- (right click save as)

Vote for Rafie – Puteri.mp3

gila anak yang anu nyanyi lagu TEGAR atu pun power. lawa2 jua soara dorang anie? huhuhu.

Prisonbreak Season 2 Ep 14.

hah. The long awaited episode is here. I’ve seen it. huhu. Ngaleh ku sudah drg lari lari ani. bunoh sana bunoh sini. sikit sikit bunoh. sikit sikit bang bang sikit sikit parai sikit sikit lari sikit sikit sikit hensem. sikit sikit hensem. yang HENSEM atu tah yang ku kalah tu nah. hahahaha. membari kan meliat. selalu. senyummu. oh abang ku. michael schofield. woohoo.

im at school. spent half of the morning CRYING in bed. Siapa punya pasal? tu ACER paloi atu lagi lah. I really thought i’d be getting my notebook today. Skalinya ntah. they’re having problems with the delivery of the motherboard and the estimated arrival time have been pushed to the 29th. Another LONGGGGGGGGG WEEKEND without a notebook to work with. How frustrating. it sucks having to stay back in school every day till midnight to do my assignments. Mun sikit assignment nya ani inda jua papa. Ani ive got 2 big assignments and a presentation due in before the 2nd of february. And all i could do now is bare with the Uni’s computers and CRY.

last semester of my degree and EVERYTHING’S GOING WRONG. just when i thought every thing was going to be smooth sailing this year. boy am in for a ride.

HIATUS.