*Dials 113*
Siti: Hello? buleh betanya brapa no telipun squash di stadium?
Operator: ah..skuash..mana ada tu..eh ada.. eh.. prasan ku nada bah.. eh nada..eh ada..eh..skajap ah paksa through operator di stadium atu tu..eh inda eh..eh cuba saja numbur ani:- 2381753
Siti: Thank You

*Dials 2381753*
Siti: Hello? Skuash nie?
Person at the end of the line:- “Bukan ani tennis”
Siti: ah brapa no telipun skuash ah??
Person at the end of the line:- telipun numbur ani 2382796
Siti: Thank You

*Dials 2382796*
Siti: Hello. Skuash nie?
Person at the end of the line:- Ani swimming pool..
SIti: ah brapa no telipun skuash ah??
Person at the end of the line: Mesti dari operator tu.
Siti: brapa no teponnya ..
Person at the end of the line:-
2380700

*Dials 2380700*
Siti: hello skuash ah
Operator: tunggu kajap ah.. ni nah nombornya 2382482

*Dials 2382482*
Person at the end of the line: Hello? Stadium tertutup.
Siti: hmm…ah..brapa no telipun skuash ah?
Person at the end of the line asks the person behind her:- BRAPA NO TELIPUN SKUASH AHHHHHHHH??? *crackle crackle*..
2382795
Siti: terima kaseh.

*dials 2382795*
….ring ring ring ring ring to infinity (nda bejawab)

after all that?? skali inda bejawab??

sigh.i guess i CAN be sabar if i want to be.

sakit jua eh. bisai. kana buatkan PASSING PARCEL.

kiss me.

meow.

Bibiran, i’ve answered the six weird things about you post sudah. and that can be found here. huhuhu. but thanks so much for tagging me anyways! 🙂

its seven. i woke up thinking it was 10. banar. I’m still on melbourne time. I can ofcourse, go back to sleep but i dont want to. Kalau tidur.. boring tia. inda dpt meliat “keindahan alam di waktu pagi.” – said the girl who still hasn’t undrawn the curtains.tapi. kalau tidur balik. mcm nyaman jua. wow. first assignment of the day. to sleep or not to sleep. i say, let’s pocho pocho. oh. what crap.

im bored. i wanted to play squash today. Being away for a long time, I totally forgot that wednesday is ‘hari beurusan sedunia’. haha. semua sibok. my cousins are applying to ubd this morning, so they couldn’t make it. Nad’s sick. Ness is working, Kamy mendangani mamanya.. aku ganya kah inda kraja sini ani? kraja ku eh. dimana baik? meng apply jadi part time doctor ku di hospital. hahahahahaahahahaha. jadi part time architect kah. hahaha. omg. buleh kah ku ketawa sendiri2? hehehehehe. i’m enjoying every moment of doing “nothing” pulang. tapi membari gerigitan nada dangan ani bah. cana ah..

last last balik ke dentist ni. saja be qeue batah2 nada kan dibuat. lol. which reminds me., yesterday as i was walking out of the room the dentist’s assistant called me back in to ask me about my medical history. all these mandatory yes or no questions lah..

ada penyakit kuning?
inda.
ada hepatitis a? hepaititis b?
hepaptitis F saja.
*the assistant, smiled and slapped my shoulder BUAJAH style*
awu. inda jua.
Ampus?
inda.
Bronchitis?
inda.
allergic kan ubat?
inda.
HIV?
hmm.. sikit.
*tebeliak matanya*
ehe.. inda.
*kana ampas ku lagi*
pengampas jua kita ani ah..
umur brapa?
21 taun ani 22 taun dapan 23
sudah berkahwin?
mm..inda..kenapa? kita kan mencarikan laki?
*ampas lagi*
bah, terima kasih syazwana ah.. lainkali datang lagi.

mun malar kana ampas. behapa ku kan dtg. sakit saja. kana dera.

kiss me.

ok. my “Kiss me” has been rather ..how should i put it.. controversial. Putting “Kiss me” at the end of every posts, does sound abit GATAL. i admit it. it does sound GATAL. if someone was to say that everytime they leave the room i’d be the first to sound/tagur them and say: EH KENAPA KAU GATAL ANI KAN. hehehe. but no in my case its really different. ive been using kiss me since i started blogging way back in 2000-2001. I got the phrase “Kiss me” from Frank Sinatra’s song fly me to the moon:-

fly me to the moon,
make me sway among the stars,
let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars
in other words hold my hand
in other words..darling KISS ME.

i really thought that part of the song was really sweet and being the 15-yearold LOVE SICK TEENAGER (god) i started using “kiss me” at the end of every post. so don’t get me wrong la. BEHAPA JUA KU MINTA CIUM SELURUH DUNIA. UJUNG2 HIV PLANG KRG. RIOH ASSITANT DENTIST. Nya si Jojo nya (yang penyanyi) I’m not that kind of girl nya. hahaha. But putting kiss is that much of a norm for me that i don’t even realise that i’m actually writing it anymore. It’s just a way of saying “The ENd” at the end of every post. I know. so why can’t u just put “the end” instead of “kiss me” kan?

well thats because….

PASALNYA AKU INDA MAU, paaaaaaaaaluiii. JAN MAJAL. BLOG KU NI KAN? ADA BETULIS NAMA MU? NADA KAN. JAN MASUK CAMPUR.

huhuhu..boh mental. but imagine if i was listening to something else and not frank sinatra at that time. haha. if it had been Akon it would’ve been “Smack that” instead of “Kiss me.” kalau 2pac “Peace out motherfucker” kali? yatah baik sudah ni KISS ME ani..

KISS ME.

the morning was spent playing “lotto” at the government dentist.By lotto i mean waiting to be called by numbers. I arrived around 8ish and i wasn’t called in until 11. Played lotto again in the afternoon with DST. gila. batah ku kan bingo disini ani.

what a way to kick off the HOLIDAYS.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACK IN BRUNEI.

Siapakan belanja atu..sila meregisterkan diri ke missay018@hotmail.com

hahaha. havent got a line yet. well i had a line..but it was unused for so long that dst decided to BLOCK it. ish. bukan lagi MANUSIA. TELIPUN pun mata duitan karang ani!!! In this case, i have no choice but to go.. “DONT CALL ME. I’LL CALL YOU”. yatah paksa ku cas ni.

Line up of things to do today:-
ke dentist.
antar cpu balik.
Sambong line.
oh. lesen ku pun mati. Go Posto. Update lesen.
CARI PARTNER SQUASH

the desktop computer’s already not working despite the fact that my mom only bought it a few months ago. I almost went in to a hysteria when i saw the word ACER written across the cpu, the monitor and when i switched it on, the screen. sudah ku bagitau. bali dell. dell. dell. dell. dell. dell. dell ani acer kah? inda kan. dell bah dell. dell. dell. dell.dell tu pagal hey bah dell. dell. dell. dell.

aah. im back with my boys at last. huhuhu.

kanak kanak lapas dari skulah ugama. huhu.

smell my kili kili.

ajis

peeeeeeeeeeeas

He’s definitely in it to win it!!!!

Pic courtesy of Marul.

GO EEEEEEEE. MAKE US PROUD.

kiss me.

Oh Melbourne. How im going to mish you like tiramisu.

Had dinner with my closest friends (and sisters) at Oriental Spoon. Its 3am. Just finished playing poker with the girls. whom im going to miss dearly. Mal’s thinking of investing in a poker set. why the hell not right? huhu. We also managed to catch this stupid indo movie:-Apa ertinya cinta? omg. i’m telling you now. please please please don’t watch it. The movie’s jam packed with cliches and i don’t get why they keep on rusak-ing all these nice cars. first scene, their beemer was hit..skali the ferarri got broken in to ,the window on the driver’s side smashed in to pieces.. skali ada hummer pun kana langgar. GILA KALI. apatah tu artinya? the movie should really be called :- “Apakah ertinya memacah mobil2 yang mewah?” even better, “Adakah kamu gila?” translated in to english ; “What is this bullshit?”

One thing that got my attention was the title. Notice how indo movies punya titles tend to have a question mark at the end. all these questions man, i cant take. for example;

Ada apa dengan cinta? (which was not too bad)

then came.. Apa ertinya Cinta? @ What is this Bullshit?

kalau ku buat movie baik tah : – “Apakah ertinya Tekidum?” “Tahukah kamu Rosyam Nor?” “Sudah kah kau makan”? “Minum?” “Mana mamamu?” “Siapa bapamu” dll. dll.

haha skali imagine if hollywood movies were to follow through.

FINDING NEMO?

hahaha.

baik plang exam kali.

anyway, goodnite people. have a good weekend.

kiss me.

Merdekaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak. (i choked)

Yes. its over. its over. *starts singing* Guy Sebastian..

tell me its overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
baby lets doooooo it all again.. malasku ingau baby. I dont know how i did, but am i glad ive finished.

Been sleeping since i got back from my exams. The house seems quiet. The girls are probably at Nauli’s still. playing cards. Oh. I shocked Nick with my ability to shuffle the other day. Shuffle cards, not the dance (although i wish!). He was all like “omg syaz, you’re like the SHARK. How’d you learn to shuffle like that?” in my head i was like ah? How could he not know how to shuffle cards like i do?? And i was just shuffling them like i – shuffle cards! no fancy houdini card tricks. So i gave this “ANI PUN KAU INDA PANDAI KAH, INDAKAN?? LOOK” and smiled. Awu. Luan banyak main cangkul. Australians probably dont play cards as much as we do cause they have other things to keep themselves busy with. Like, Victoria Bitter, Clubs that play techno , and Social Squash they go to at a very regular basis where the trainers actually do turn up *sarkestik*.

aku balik., siapa mau danganikan aku main squash~!?!?!?!? HARI HARI. Balik brunei tanam jagong saja ni. dimana mana pun sama sebenarnya. the holidays here are like the holidays i have in brunei, where all you do is stuff your face with food till it can’t stuff anythin’ no mo. I’m not big on clubbing. so usually when i go back for long periods of time, i dont really find the need to go clubbing or find the nearest club to practise on my shuffle *cough*Zouk*cough*. So i tend to keep myself busy by eating. and eating. and eating. and eating alot. Thank god, food is cheaper in Brunei, so i really can’t wait to be home. although it might be boring this time around cause none of my sisters are going back. Maybe i should take up scrap booking. huhuhu.

ntah lah. im just looking forward to go home.

kiss me.

huhu.. My paper’s at two and to tell you honestly i’m not sure if im well prepared for this exam. Ive been up all morning trying to cram all these last minute facts in my head. I didn’t start last minute this time, i started last week, but i’m still having trouble comprehending what needs to be memorized for this subject. its 10. 2 more hours…

2 more hawa.

wish me luck.

huhuhu. Pic taken off Rano

GUYS!!!
RAFIEE FOR KKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOTE :- VKI RAFI to 8885555. What’s 50 cents to bring a smile to this lil boys face???? + He’s the only Awie-singing-12-year-old that i know!! Shudnt he get credit for that?? SO VOTE. VOTE. VOTE.

VKI RAFI to 8885555

Remember one of those little books you had back in primary school. I used to have one. I had it signed by friends as memoriblia. Yes. i was ONE OF THOSE girls. And last time i checked, i still had it. I laughed & Cringed and CRINGED some more, reading over what my friends had put in there. huhuhu. What i find most amusing about the “autographs” is how you can get a selection of people who , based on their answers, could be put in to these categories:-

“Anything thats Halal-ers” ,
“Anything-ers”
and a pool of people who actually answers in GREAT DETAIL, hence “Answerers”.

*FOR SAMPLE USE ONLY*

Name: Kassim Santiago Nickname: Sim, Casey, Muamad, Sanny, Tia, Go. (my nem, can be girls can be boys)
D.O.B: 1/8/1985
Birthplace: My nini house in perpindahan lambak kanan.
Age:- *secret* i cannot tell you. if not i kill you.
School: Sekolah Rendah Kiarong, Sekolah Rendah Paling Rendah, S.T.P.R.I, westside till i die.
Ugama School: Serusop Ugama
Hobbies: merambat, listening radio, reading the magazine, and…berkenalan.

*Favourites*
Drinks: Anything thats halal.
Food: Anything thats halal.
Music: Backstreetboys, 2pac, Makavelli, K.R.U, Elite – anything thats halal. i’m the “Stereotype”, anything play on Radio.
Snack: Anything thats halal.
Actor: Rosyam Nor, Eizlan Yusof, Chef Wan, Sasha Elite, KRU.
ACTOR: anything thats halal.
Hangout place: KJ Restoran, Kiarong
Actress: Juliat Ro..RO.. eh. ro what ah i forgot.
Song:- Jasa Guru

Massage:
Hi. Goodluck for exams. ples keep in touch! Dont forget me. friends forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks you for being friend with me.

love, Casey.

—- WOI MAKAVELLI SAMA 2PAC SAMA KALI AH. BU-LEH.

huhuhu. This is classified under “Anything Thats Halal-ers”.

the ANYTHING-Ers.

Name: Jannatul Hasnidah
Age: 33-13-1988 D.O.B: 33-13-1988
Nickname:- Janet, Nidah
Hobbies: Anything.

Music: Anything
Actor: ANything
Actress Anything
Song: Anything
Drinks: Anything
Food Anything

Message to Owner:
Thanks you! Keep in touch!

Janet

Owner’s Comments: OI LAINKALI KALAU INDA KAN IKLAS MENJAWAB ATU JAN TAH TULIS.

And then, the Answerers. My favourite people. People who gives you something for toilet reading.

Name: Siti Saidah binti Pg Haji Samsuddin Bin Pg Saprol Bin Pg Tanjong (I’m not actually dayangku because. actuallynya, i am anak angkat)
D.O.B:- 4/5/198? *secret*
Age: 14 turning 15 this year.
School: 199x-199x- Jicso prep school , 199x-199x Pggmb 199x 199x, Pggmb Madang , 200x – 200x , Stpri

Boyfriend Name: Roslan Nickname: Rosemary, Rossle School: SOAS

*Favourites*
Drink:- Coke,Sprite, Fanta, Ribena, Coke , Sprite, Fanta, Ribena, Coconut Juice, Sugarcane Drink, Soyabean etc etc
Food: Meeteow, meegoreng, Nasi goreng, nasi teow, karipuff, Soto Urat, Soto Daging, Soto Ayam, Soto Tinis, Kebab, Belutak..Satay Urat, Satay Ayam, Satay Daging etc
Movies: KL Menjerit, Laila Isabella, Cinta Metropolitan, AWAS, Gemerlapan, Puteri Impian 1 , Puteri Impian 2, Sembilu 1 , Sembilu 2
Music: Backstreet boys, Boyzone, 2by2, AtoZ, KRU, Siti Nurhaliza, Liza Hanim, Ziana Zain, Kaer , Zahid, Bob, Felix, Pang music..my friend Beejay saids thats PANG IS NOT DEAD.

Hates:
Food: Pig & Sabli Can Foods
Drink: Water (wah kira rebel lah tu! huhuhuh)
Music: Raihan
…….

Messesh to Owner:
Assalamualaikum (haha tapi PANG), thanks you for letting me write in your beautiful diary. Hopes to see you after this, if not if you see me at the street you please says Assalamualikum to me. Takes care of yourself. dont laughs alot, later your tummy ache. ok? PANG IS NOT DEAD. oh, and jangan banyak makan

love,
Siti

——
WAPEH. YA YANG BANYAK MAKAN. MUN SATAY URAT PUN KERAJAKANNYA.

hahaha its either this or you can get a combination of any. ie: An ANything thats Halal-er & Anything

cali jua org dulu dulu atu eh.
how i miss being a kid.

hahaha.

going back to bed.
hahaha

kiss me.