Aku sasak nie.
SASAK.

I just finished downloading Episode 2 of Heroes. Took me a day to download it. skali. Guess what happened when i hit PLAY?

Heroes was playing in SPANISH.

the hell man. Its a dubbed version of the episode. argh. cana buleh atu? nda lagi ada warning tu. What a waste of downloading-bandwith. U know kan how i only have 20GB of downloads a month with my “UNLIMITED” plan. arghhhhhhhhh. after downloading Paris Hilton’s “EXPOSED” videos on this random blogsite..i doubt i have much bandwith left. arghhhhhhhhh.

buleh kah Spanish?? KASSIM SANTIAGO belakon.

Heroes plang tapi heroes version “porque sere porque sere” ni. (yes its that line from the song LAMBADA)

i just came back from dinner at this korean joint down the street. 2 hari beruturut turut sudah ku makan bulgogi anie. hahaha. nda bah, Over dinner, me and my sisters got in to an interesting conversation about girls back in ugama school tadi.. mcm how these ugama school girls used to be head over heels for AnZ.

Me: eh. ingat kamu masa ugama durang gila2 si Lan aNz.
si amal: apakan AnZ ada kan?/
Me: eh AnZ bah inda kan kau inda tau.
si amal: eh apakan?? (looks at kel)
si kel: EH APA KAN AnZ.
me: AnZ wah. AnZ yang.. “YE KE IYO KO??”
si amal: OI. A TO Z .
me: apA nyangku kan?!?!?
si amal: A and Z.
me: ehe… ya kah. atu nama bank tu ah. astah. hahaha CONFIDENT ANZ.

Nah website aNZ.

ani baru Lan AtoZ (the cool looking guy holding the guitar)

anyway, i remember how the girls back in ugama school were crazy about this malaysian boyband. particularly with the band leader si LAN (who ended up marrying a bruneian stewardess). gila yo. hahahaha. They would have their quraans open..tapi bawah MIJA meliat gambar si LAN. hahahahahaahaha. ai gila banar eh. skali ada bini2 sorang ani. ya gilakan Andrew Keegan. GOD. andrew keegan. hahaha. i made a mistake of commenting about him once infront of his no 1 fan in this whole wide world : Saleha.

I was like..”eh aniko suka. bida ani?? lawa lagi si JTT.” ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.. i know right??? skali sikit lagi ku kana tumbok. hahahahaha. si saleha ani lagi ganas. mun ya memasik gigiku. rumpang kali ku awal ani.

Anyway,it wasnt after watching GEMERLAPAN that i started to appreciate si Lan ani. atu pun sadang2. but i still prefer him to ANDREW KEEGAN who played the narcissistic model in 10 things about you. sampai ani i cant stand the sight of white boxers. cause it so reminds me of him. huhuhuhu.

oh well.
by the way HOW GOOD WAS GEMERLAPAN? LOL. hahaha KUMPULAN THE SUGARBABIES kali ah!! hahahahahahahaahahaha. i used to watch Gemerlapan over and over sampai apal skrip ani wah.. at one point i even thought the SUGARBABIES were cool. Even now i still remember their footwork to that song.

berdegupp jantungkuuuu mendengarrr kan namamu.. AH AH. hahahaha.

hahhahahaha. sad. eh kan meliat ku lagi eh.. hehehe baik jua ku ariatu bali cd nya di komunis.

eh yatah bah. how good was jennifer hudson’s solo in dream girls?? (sudah atu cover up.)

kiss me.

Been up the whole day. Had a presentation this morning. Presentations at uni are always a funny thing. You get girls by the name of Baiying Chen going as “Pony”. which i later found out from the lecture slides is really “Polly”.

so this was Polly; “Goot mornayng. we wew bee analYZE ..bla bla..My nem is PO-Ni”

And i was like. WHAT THE HELL. PONY. U MUST BE JOKING???

skalinya next to the “Thank u for you listen to us” on the last slide..there it was in bold arial lettering “BAOYING CHEN..(POLLY)”.

THANK YOU FOR YOU LISTEN TO US. again. U MUST BE JOKING??

but hello. why bother changing names if you can’t even pronounce it properly?? why cant you call yourself “A”. or “B”… BULLET FORM LAGI SANANG. go nameless. kan inda menyusahkan?? INDA KU PAHAM KAMU ANI. annoying bah.

It’s been a long week la. haha. I even got in to a fight with my group mate ANGEL (obviously ,not her real name ) @ Chai ren. GIla. i dont think this bitch understands the concept of working in a group. anyway, to cut a long story short.. she never did any of the work that we asked her to do. This angel talks BIGGGGGGG..but no action. paloi lah. everytime i see her she’d be the one FULL OF IDEAS. full of bullshit la. Datang kan buat keraja. doi. ABOK PUN NADA. and i thought i was the slacker here. ada lagi paling paloi.

anyway. the day the assignment was due my group mates and i planned to meet up with our work in the computer lab. Angel came and i asked her if she has done any work. She had a lot to say in group meetings so i really thought she would be the least of my worries.

SKALINYA APANAH. DOI!!! skali ya masuk.. haha she’s only done HALF OF THE INTRODUCTION SECTION. Angered and dissapointed, I sounded her la. i was like..”eh is this all that you’ve done??, u told me on the phone that you’ve almost finished with your part”. of course la i had to throw in a few condesending looks here and there. of course i was going to judge her. MUN NAMANYA she was talking the talk but not walking the walk. and with 4 more hours till the assignment was due in….gila she was sure as hell giving us problems.

SKALINYA.. YA MARAH. she got really defensive saying that i shudnt be pressuring her to work. In my head i was like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME KAH? By not doing any work she was jeopardizing others from passing the assignment pun??? skali ya PRESSURE? KAMI ANI LAGI PRESSURED.Having said this, She still insisted lah for me not to pressure her. and all i could do was sneer. INDA TIA PAHAM KALI BABI ANI. i kept my cool and told her to just finish off whatever she’s doing FAST cause we have no time..

and then.. she looked at me and went “BITCH”. ha.

cheap shot if you ask me.

boring jua tu. mcm..err..sudah tah apa yang ku ckp ani ya inda paham..skali now she’s calling me a bitch. ok la layan saja. AT LEAST THIS BITCH IS DOING WORK nyangku. skali.. she went quiet for 2 seconds huhuu..but started going BITCH BITCH BITCH again. hahaha. boring jua eh. in my head iwas like.. so when do you turn 12??

SKALI during the presentation this morning. wow. banyak ckpnya she was slurring her words like its nobody’s business. mcm choochoo train ya ckap. yang choochoo train inda mau branti pasal breaks nya rusak?? mcm hello. there’s just SOOO MUCH YOU CAN SAY IN TWO SLIDES KAN? *sarcasm* she only did that two slides but it was as if she was reading off the holy bible dari awal sampai abis sampai lah ya KHATAM. Obviously she was trying to make up for the work she hasnt done.welcome to the mind of a slacker, i knew what she was up to. having done minimal work, she was trying her best not to look like a loser in front of everyone

well ANGEL. u shudve thought about that earlier. now its too late for that. ive already sent in a peer assesment review to the lecture.. and my other groupmates and i have agreed that she’s only done about 5% of the work. 5% of sheer crap.

i have also taken the initiative to write her a long ass email telling her how 25 YEAR OLDS SHOULDNT ME GOING AROUND CALLING LITTLE GIRLS LIKE ME “BITCH!”.

argh. i hate her.

i hate people who knows how to taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk saja. but no actionnnnn.

they can all go and die.

kiss me.

ps: oh. jangan namakan anak kamu ANGEL. cause ironically, all the ANGELS that ive met so far are assholes. tantu pulang namanya DEVIL tu. mana tau opposite effect? SETAN kah.

HAI MY NAME IS SOMETHING SOMETHING REN.
JUST CALL ME SETAN.