EFF YOU ALL.

-Do not scream at me when i sleep during maghrib.
-Do not Scream at Me while im Driving. I hate it. Scream some more i might just crash in to the car infront of me – ON PURPOSE. -Do not reject my calls when i call you.. cause i really really hate it.
-Do not kesian kan ME when i DO NOT NEED to be kesian-ed. fuck you.
-Do not CALL me, and ask me to come out.. while u make plans with other people,causing you to fucking cancel out on me on the last minute.
-Do not BETRAY ME by becoming friends with my exes.
-DO NOT PRESSURE me in to taking Drugs. NEVER. PRESSURE ME in to taking them.
-Do not MOVE to MELBOURNE unless YOU have YOUR own SET of FRIENDS to jerk off with. I have not time for your bullshit.

yes. i havent been world’s friendliest person lately.

you assholes should learn never to walk all over other people’s heads. GROW UP.

kiss me.

Ouch.

Apparently “being-back-in-brunei” to me also means that im more prone to getting eye infections due to the heat and 5 minute trips to the Pasar Malam. The eye infection will subside.. NOT. It’s been sore for two days now. None of that redness and itching fiasco, it’s just sore and i have no idea why. it’s getting even more sakit. I guess im just going to have to say bring it on to the long queue at the eye clinic tommorow. tsk. I wanted to have a sleep in 🙁

Aimi’s back in town. Had her, Elush and ren to come over my place tonite for a catching up session. We Went to TPH for the first time since i got back..and stopped at the pasar malam on the way home to get mom’s cucur kacang. I noticed that the boys (more like the UNCLE UNCLE) at the pasar malam are getting more and more dodgier everyday lah..esp since the last time i was there.

“Lai, mari sini lai, beli beli, LOBAK ada..LADA ada.. SAYANG ada” Said a GROUP of potential ABANG TOYIB fans.

skali OMG. okay. There was this one stall selling fresh water pearl earrings and bracelets skalinya the guy behind the table was like being GATAL in the world.

Me: eh ani bah ni, galang ah berapa nie.
Him: 10 ringgit tu LAI.
Me: weyh mahal tu eh.
Him: bah ABANG bagi 8 ringgit saja
Me: mahal maseh tu eh. jantah. anting anting ani saja sepasang.
Him: ah bah alai mau anting2 saja , kalau nda cani saja.. ABANG bagi anting anting ani sama galang atu untuk 10 ringgit.
Me: bah ok jua.
Him: bah ah..pakai tia tarus galang ani ah.. jarang abang meliat muka ALAI ani wah. bukan urang bandar kah?
Me: inda. bah. makaseh.

merasai tah kuuuu urang te alai2 te abang abang arah kejiakuu. BIDA RASANYA in the world. I won’t even wish it upon my worst enemies wah kamu eh. god. 🙁 mihir eh. mcm sexual harassment rasanya. hwefuewuif.

Ok. im hoping to meet up with radz for squash tommorow, if my eye’s okay lah.. then i have to go cari kain.. i think. then see Chu Lin..most probably meeting up with andie and maurina for lunch..aww godness im gonna be having a busy weekend lah. functions here and there. 😐

kiss me

PALOI..nda dedicated.

SQUASH SUCKED! APA TU COACH AH. PADAHAL DI TELIPUN SUDAH SAMPAI SARUT SUDAH SUARA ANI NELIPUN INDA JUA ADA TADI!!!!!!! NGALEH SAJA KU BANGUN AWAL. BEJANJI INDA ADA.. selalu!! membarikan EEEeeeeeeee.

and that girl. what a bitch.

sniff. where’s bon? i need to rant.

kiss me.

Naleh

It’s been a long day. I think i only slept for 3-4 hours max last nite. Caught Korea Vs France all by myself on the telly outside. Sorry lah if i woke up the whole house in the 2nd half. Sorry Naik Lorry lah. hahaha. I’ve just discovered the wonders of the 901 channel on Astro. The one that allows you to view a match on whatever angle you want? Gila yo (sakai). the whole time i kept on switching from the normal cam to the KOREAN CAM. BARU TARANG AHN JUNG WAN KU ATU LAM TV. Sakai pun Sakai lah..janji NAMPAK. Shucks , now, how i wish i had a CINEMA (yang d the mall) for a tv.

Lawa ahn jung wan atu eh.. woohoo. tapi nya babunya kalau kan kawinnnya jantah korea atu nya.. laki2 cam si mawi bisai. WORLD banar jua si MAWI atu ah? hahaha.. “poweroot!”

Had to wake up early this morning for my first squash session. I played with Nadz today! Was good seeing her after so long. ailafyou babeeeee isok lagi ku bejumpa kau. huhu jan jara nya urang. skuash tani isuk sama si asnan.. salah.. COACH asnan.. hehehe..

In the afternoon, i went for my first outing with this girl. hahahaha. aku suka ya. sal ya cali. hahahaha. Same date next year, we’ll celebrate our friendship ok? Also met up with my darling my hamana hamana booboo googly woogly malaiku Ghah.. huhuhuhuhu.. bahagia rasaku dapat berjumpa dengan si dia yang ku rindui selama ini.

its so good to be back.

ani i just got back from the the mall. I just had to meet up with bon to catch up with
sizzling hot goss. huhuhuh. andangnya melayu. inda kurang umpat. huhuhuhu. skalinya now. im too tired. too tired to even wash off what’s left of my eyeliner. sigh.

just me being random; i need a good book to read.

kiss me.

Tag Replies:-
Bushu: isuk sebelum SUBOH beta sampai. anu bah bush, awu isok siti kesana sama si ren. ya pun free tu si ren sal mamanya UMROH.
Liyana:- awuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu KO TELIPUN aku please?? aku nada no telipun mu!!! hahahaha

boooo.

Naz, i refuse to comment. Malas ku. ..banyak lagi kan dipikirkan.. mcm insuran kerita , me renew lesen (sal nya qeue di JPD slalu panjang..) pampers anak result exam sama world cup. kalau kau serious, aku serious, semua serious boring cha kan? aku pun inda cukup tidur nie..

Yatahbah skalinya..BOO JAPAN BOOOO!!! I was expecting at least One – Nil. BOO. there’s no way they can win against brazil now. 🙁 Not good. Saw the match at coffeezone gadong with my darling Bonita and the rest. Mimi however was not to be seen today pasal ya ke “temburong” oh mimi you’re the true definition of : “I’ll call you later, You wait forever!” Mimi Mimi.. *begiling* . Funny thing happened at coffee zone tadi, i wasn’t surprised that it happened pulang.. 5 minutes towards the end of the game the place black out-ted. Another welcome back to brunei moment i guess ..hahahahaha. FRUS banar jua urang atu sampai karan di gadong atu kan ditutupnya. haha cayaaa lah man!! hahaha. Im catching australia vs Brazil in a bit.. definitely waking up to watch Korea against France later.

Playing Squash tommorow (YIPPEEE!!!) – dont know how i can wake up pulang..but yeah anything for squashhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! huhuhuhuhuhu!!

Anon: Why thank you thank you. huhuhu.I flew with SIA.. cause there’s no direct flight from bru melbourne melbourne bru. not too sure if RBA provides it though but yeah here’s the add;- Internet-Check In . thank you for flying with singapore airlines.

Bah. Getting ready for the next match..
*stretch stretch*

Bapa: ti bangunkan bis si tharwana sama si rahim. bula ja.

AWU tebuat BULA tebangun bisdiorang..BANGUN SAHUR payah payahan.

kiss me.

Pfft. ALL TALK NO ACTION. BURING.

Lala gala jiu.

Since when did BLOGGING became so bloody fucking SERIOUS????
kalau kan mau serious nah

www.cnn.com
www.bbc.co.uk
www.bruclass.com
www.brudirect.com

buka kah newspaper sendiri. newspaper JAWI sendiri kah.

mun kana dangar..bisai.. heh.

aku kan post sumthing of substance kah yang nada be substance kah yang nada be butang kah..nada be gigi kah suka ati ku lah. its a free country, TanSri.

kiss me.

Bye Bye Rich.

Just finished watching this week’s AF concert. Thanks to..(something along the lines of) www.torrentmelayu. (? cant remember) ive been following every concert since i was in Melbourne. But nothing beats watching it from Home . surrounded by family, cats and rounds of cincau for everyone. huhuhuhu. yes. i’m an avid fan of AF..sue me for being very melayu 😛

Bapa: eh ti..
me: ah apa
Bapa: karang bapa bagi usin..krg malam membali ko ah..
me: apa krg malam membali apa?
Bapa: ehhhh anu bah.. nie.. ani!
me: af kah?
Bapa: awu ..krg bah usin..bali DVD ah.. 5 ringgit kali tu..krg bapa mambari usin..

COUGH. that’s brunei’s way of saying ; welcome home siti syazwana ..
oh JAPAN’s Playing tonight. JAPAN KOREA and BRAZIL.. wah shit man.. siok nie malam anie..

KOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALL THE WAY!!!
Japannnn all the wayyyyyyyyyy!!!!
BRAZIL ALL THE WAY.. (peminat peminat australia atu cough RANO cough BJ cough cough.. jantah di pasang astro atu malam anie.. hehe..wooooooo)

betaroh ku 5-0 korea lawan france .. hahaha. U CAN DO IT KOREA.

TEYYY HAMINGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiss me.

Saturday Night Live – Versi Brunei.

I would firstly like to say HI to my mom who has been visiting this webpage from her office. Now i would like to say HI to her BOSS and tell him that she has been abusing the internet at the office and suggest that this SITE should be blocked off their system.

“Babu dapat sudah ko punya website..ha ha..” (jadinya)
“Tu babu click click arah si rano..” (…)
“babu click click click, skali nampak babu “Syaz” babu click”

OOooo. okay la “Ms-juara-takan-2006″. hahaha inda payah kambang. hahahahaha.

I like how parents sometimes are still in that ” IT- sakai” stage. Macam like they still get over-excited about the little things. Take my dad for example.. last year he didn’t even know how to switch on the Pentium 2 at home. But now, he has to SWITCH IT OFF everytime he’s finish with it (kalau computer ani laju loading inda papa.. ani pentium 2 bah kan ditutup bukanya.) Mom on the other hand, is IT savvy ..buleh lah. aku bagi 2 star lah (tecari jua blog si rano sama blog ku) i think that’s because she works with computers,so i guess she isn’t as sakai as my dad but when it comes to forwarding emails she could be! Haha.

I always find the interaction between humans and technology amusing. Mana lagi style dulu2 mengantak TV kalau begagar. Sakit saja tangan Ni Ni.. haha.. But things are getting more and more easier lah with the internet. I the other night for instance, instead of checking in at the airport i had checked in Online. This is very helpful exsp if you’re on a full flight… You can even choose your seats online.. which i did ..and how i wished i hadn’t cause the man i was sitting next to snored in his sleep..he was snoring like a bitch and kept on stretching his elbows over to my side. BUDOH. PALOI. SELFISH PUNYA CINA. TAMPARAN. You KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT IS KAH? exsp on an 8 hour flight. heh. Anyway yeah, online check-ins very helpful. skali in the aiport tinggal masukkan luggage saja. saves you from all the trouble queing.You can even now print your boarding passes online..but i didn’t cause ntah for some reason i tot it was risky. but i’ll try it next time lah.

Anyway, today. I went out with Bonita and Mimi. But Mimi as usual lashed out on us at the very last minute. But its ok. we’re used to it. apa jua kan kami anie? I know Mi, we’re just not cool enough for you anymore kan? so its ok. aku paham. i still leppewwww.. big kiss big kiss. huhuhu. Had lunch at Sugarbun, and went to the post office to try and renew my 3-month-sudah-mati license. “Ani mesti ke JPD nie..” said the ladie behind the counter. NYUSAHKAN.. tau kamu cana panjangnya queue di JPD atu kah!?!? Tapi nda papa, the lady wasn’t being rude about it so my temper was at bay. Im probably going to get one of my little elves to do it for me this Monday. Hahaha. Bukan kan jahat. But its true kan? life back home is just so laid back. You have people to do things for u, drive u anywhere, get you anything you want.. this is what i like about coming back. oh how i have missed you my little elves. huhuhuhu. Anyway aanyway, yes.. and then we went to the the mall where i got over-excited sikit. he he he. What can i say. I missed the place. Then, we had drinks at Chills. Gadong was at its busiest today due to the school holiday. and everywhere, i saw cute little children – smoking. yup. Someone should check if the oxygen machine things at the children’s ward works. Bulan ani yatah bulan yang banyak kanak kanak ampus nie. So i hope they’re prepared for that lah. huhuhu. If i was to say that they should impose stricter penalties for selling ciggarettes to children under the age of 18 inda jua patut. cause i know how it feels like. hehehe. Nervous kali ah. kadai kaling pun nervous kan membali sigup hahaha.. “me me..m.m..minta ku ma..ma..ma..bo..ro… l..l.. l.. *liat kiri kanan* lights..pu pu pu..teh..punya.. ” wahahaha. gila men.

Skalinya spent the rest of the afternoon with Bon circling Kiulap before heading home.

I chose to stay at home tonight. Coming down with the flu. I think its the change in weather from very cold to very hot.

kiss me.