It’s Sunday.
I’m really hoping that my laptop would be fixed by tommorow. assholes promised it would be ready by EARLY THIS WEEK. By early, im confident it will be tommorow, Monday. Tuesday in my book would be too late if you were to “take how time flies really fast these days” in to consideration. Wednesday’s in the MIDDLE of the week. Thursday’s are usually as good as a Friday. and Friday is the END of the WORKING WEEK. Damn motherfuckers are really stalling. Like i’ve said, i’ve spoken to possibly every TOM DICK AND HARRY from the repair centre and it’s been almost a month since ive seen my laptop. The latest TOM that i harassed on the phone last week pissed me off when he said: “I don’t know what’s your problem, but we’re doing this work for free”. YES FREE. BECAUSE ITS ON WARRANTY. I BOUGHT THE NOTEBOOK SO I AM ENTITLED TO A WARRANTY. To which he quickly changed the subject and went; “..You’re laptop is not the only laptop we’re fixing..”. aghhhhhhhhhh. sasakkue. and then i told him.. bah. That’s not my problem. Ive been really patient with them kali ah.. but this was just getting ridiculous.
OF COURSE LAH. BANYAK LAGI LAPTOP. NAMANYA KAMU REPAIR CENTRE/KADAI COMPUTER. BUDOH.
sasakkue. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
assignment due wednesday assignment due wednesday.
omg. i think im going crazy. i cant say it in english in fear that orang sebalah ku ani yang cina ani paham apa yang ku cakapkan. Skalinyakan. Aku bejanji sama chenes ani kan buat assignment disekulah. Yatah ku disekulah ani. Sekalinya kan.. kedia ani..ya allah. punya lah babal. babal ketahap Matrix bah. Buleh ya tanya aku kah..GREECE ani dimana?? usulnya kedia slama ani tinggal dalam SHELL pakah??? Mun shell stesen minyak arap ku lagi. ani SHELL bah sea sells sea SHELLS on the seashore. Ya tanya aku banyak soalan anu budoh budoh..skali kalau ya inda betanya.. BECERITA TIA PASAL BOYFRIENDNYA ..anu ceritanya bf nya ani paloi..boyfriendnya pinjam usin dari bapanya kah kan buat bisnes. Bisnes apa ku tanya? BISNIS KADAI MAKANAN KUYOK.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT????
SKALI MALAM ANI YA MAJAL BAWA MAKAN KERUMAHNYA. MAMANYA PANDAI MASAK NYA.. skali rumahnya ada swimming pool. arghhhhhhhhh. malas ku malasssss. Before i told her my answer (which was going to be a NO) she was already on the phone and told her MOM to MASAK DINNER KAWANNYA KAN DATANG. gila banar jua eh……
UWAAA..
kan pacah kepalaku. kan pacah. eskiusme.. eskiusnme.. memacahkan kepala ku dulu.
Hatbais on the tagboard, whoever you are. this is for you.
and for my friends. in brunei. who never get sick of me playing this in the car..ALL DAY LONG. Hey, it was either this or Siti Nurhaliza’s – Sebenar Cinta. hahahahahahahha.
What’s ure name? cause im impress
can u treat me good i wont settle for less
u a hot boy a rock boy a fun toy tote-glock boy..
where u live..is it by yourself?
can i move witchu?
do u need some help?
i COOK boy..i give u more..
im a fly girl and i like those..
*my favourite part of hte song*
HOT BOYZ BABY YOOOooo GOT WHAT I WANT
See cause you’ll be driving lexus jeeps and the benz jeeps and the lincoln jeep
nothing CHEAPA GOT THEM PLATINUM VISA.
HOT BOYZ BABY YoOoo got what i want..
see cause you all be driving jaguars and the bentleys and the rolls royce
playin hard balls with the PLATINUM VISA.
eh.. awal ani BLACK card kali ah?? BOOOOOLEH??
hahahaha.
enjoys.
kiss me.
hot boy baby Yooo got what i want..won’t u really come and satisfy me..i’ll be loving u like endlessly~~
YAY ABIS..
ok ok rewind lagi…
What’s ure name cause im impress..
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
help me stop. i need to do my work. heng youtube ani. membari lalai. cana? BAN tia? hahaha
Fresh out of class. Fresh tia karang. More like jittery. Like a teenage boy doing Fengtau, i’m jittering all over the place because of the coffee that i had this morning. NISKIPI nya niniku. Caffeine has that effect on me. I may seem ookay from the outside, but inside my shoes my feet sweats like a marathon runner. And dont get me started on my hands. Once, after a day at coffee bean, my mom was with me to witness my shaky hands. She thought i had Athritis and sent me in for a checkup. huhu. Baikjua inda. Sakit saja kana ambil darah. Sampai ani masih sakit.. (menipu jua eh..)
Hmm… No plans for today. I’m still holding on to a promise that my laptop would be repaired by TODAY. argh. I’ve been putting off so much work that my head’s starting ache and my hands are starting to jitter slightly faster than usual…why? all because of the motherboard that THEY say they’re waiting on…and yeah the NISKIPI. Can i sue them for this kah?
My thoughts aren’t flowing. A guy at the end of the room seemed to have caught my eye. Why? He’s sporting a vest ,a choker around his neck and a turban. And he’s looking at my direction too.
WOI. KO PIKIR KO SEKSI KAH?? APA LIAT LIAT. Walaupun PUNJABI MC.
Notice how photos like these make you go:
*kneels down on the ground*
*looks directly up in to the sky…(or in my case, the ceiling)*
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TUHANNNN..KENAPA KAU BUAT AKU BIDA???????? kau atu jua luan inda besyukur.
in case you couldn’t see the picture. its a photo of scarlett johansson.
blah. I’m going home now.
and im walking. please god. dont make me stop at that sushi place down the street. i’m on a diet.
Me, I’m supa fly! Supa dupa high! Huhu. I love her. I was crazy about her right up to the end of the 1990’s. My email, missay018.. is really short for Missy Misdemeanor Elliott. hahaha.. sebenarnya lah. huhuhu.
*sigh* Hiphop’s just not the same anymore kan? I’m so craving to hear old skool rnb. Think SWV.. Jay-Z, the whole RUSH HOUR OST, marc nelson..Ginuwine … dan bermacam macam lah lagi..
siapa ingat this one? haha now this has got to be my all time favourite.
crazy beats. and what ever happened to Dabrat???
hahaha..
omg. i still know the lyrics to this one. hahaha…i can take it like a pro u know.. *censor* *censor* *censor*
awu..back to being that little rnb girl at heart..
Alai shares the same sentiment. She’s probably the only girl i know who appreciates Missy E as much as i do. huhuhu.
PASS DA BLUNT LAI!!!
hahaha Lai..kenapa namamu si ALAI? hahaha..
anyways, im off. got to to more work. huhuhu.
BEEP BEEP WHO GOT THE KEYS TO THE JEEP???…VROOOOOooooooooooooMmmmmmmmmmm….
My favourite photo has got to be the Thelma and Louise number. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LAWA EH SI JATS SAMA SI REN ATU EH.. hahaha..Bushu pun lawaaaa huhuhu. semua kamu lawa. huhuhu.
Emmagoodegg, thanks for including me, your blogger away from home. 🙂
tapikan. lawa jua si ren atu eh..kimsalam eh.. pheeewit. huhuhuhu… “sekali petik, sepuloh yang datang tau!”
kimsa..astah.. Kiss me. (i almost typed “KIMSALAM”)
Rahim and Aziz fighting for the spotlight. Aziz making a GRAND EXIT out of the door.
it’s good to know that at least they are still MTV CLASSIC influenced.
kiss me.
added:
Hi. I just got back from school. Desperate to shed the weight that ive put on since boxing day, i walked home. Screw dieting lah. I should just migrate to a country where triple chin-ned women are considered highly respectable ,the epitome of beautiful and not to mention sexy..I’m thinking of places like Tonga..or possibly India? In India. You get points for being fat. Cause being fat means ..never having to go through STARVATION.
The more i try to diet. the more i eat. Kel having eaten her 9th creme cracker today (either with Jam or susu Manis) is now going mental with regrets….or is she?
Kel: ti. OMG TI. SEMBILAN SUDAH KU MAKAN TI. SEMBILAN?? OMG.
Me: ……bwooh..
Kel: AWU. KO PIKIR KALAU MAKAN BANYAK BANYAK CREME CRACKER ANI BULEH MATI KAH?? OMG OMG OMG.
Me: eh.. labeh jua anak anie..
She then spent the next 2 minutes mounting cheese on a piece of bread and eating it lying down on the sofa outside. WALAUPUN WHOLE MEAL BREAD.
sigh.. cana kan diet anie kan??? i just checked up on Kel. She’s still on the couch. but sleeping. hahaha.
can’t blame her pun. afterall a DIET always starts TOMMOROW.
I love the way rnb singers go “Break it down” in a live performance. Exsp when they move from a fast song to a mellow song. They’d always go and say:” BREAK IT DOWN NOW “..i’m not sure why they like to break things but i think i’m definitely doing it at the moment. I had Blur’s – Song 2 ringing in my head a few minutes ago and now its Glenn… no… I have to remind kel to update her playlist to something more upbeat lah.
Nothing’s been happening on my side. Spent the weekend watching back to back episodes of the PlayBoy mansion and MTV Cribs. I want to meet Hugh Hefner now. Despite him having a reputation of womanizing, he seems like a pretty pleasant man (arent they all?). During the weekend, we were also bombarded by stories of Donald Trump feuding with Rosie O’donnell. Apparently, Trump’s pissed off at Rosie’s impersonation of him on day time tv talk show; The View. Huhuhu. I used to be an avid fan of The View. I watched it everyday before going to school. But now that Meredith has left and Star, recently has been fired i have no reason to watchi it anymore. The only person worth watching on The View is Joyce but she’s been tuned out by the boisterous Rosie Odonnell and Elizabeth of Survivor who ive always thought was GODDAMN ANNOYING someone kill her off the show. Sayang eh. Anyway, yeah read more about it here. Alah. Its just a publicity stint to get views for his next season of The Apprentice. Trump has always been an attention seeking freak.. and this is no different.. Boo. sama rambutnya bida. huhuhu. kenapa rambut nya catu atu kan? lawa lagi rambut niniku. rambut bawa tuah kali? KENSEL eh. there i was thinking of cutting my hair ala Nicole Richie. huhu bebalah sebalah kiri saja ku. huhuhu. mana tau kaya. AMIN.
so i heard SHE was down in Melbourne for the weekend. Boo. ANDANGNYA ORANG KUALABELAIT ANI. TEMENG TEMENG. MANA PANDAI KAN NELIPUN APA. hahahahahaha. sudah tah. putus tah tani. inda ku mau becakap sama kau lagi. hahaha. 🙂
We had a pramlee movie playing tadi.. haha guess which one:-
Siapa nama adik?
..Rohani..
Cantik nama, macam nama NENEK saya..
“Kenapa 3 hari 3 malam saje? Kan saya dah bagi duit untuk 7 hari 7 malam!!!??”
“Pah, Butang baju aku mana dah!?!?”
hahaha si Ren tau nie. Ya pandai nie barang cani ani. Siapa tejawab dengan tepat aku bagi present. berupa.. swimming lessons.
“Mari Belajar berenang bersama Siti” – taken err.back when Vondutch was famous and i was paying a few hundred dollars for a cap (what a waste that was!) – at the Pool back home. hahahaha. Sigh. Home sweet home. sedih jua eh.
oh goodness. Kel just asked me WHAT is the STARTING for the song “e siko siko siko siko sa?”
well. *clears throat*
its.. hehe KOKO DIDI OMA KWAH KWAH KWAH ESIKO SIKO SIKO SIKO SAA. FELLOW FELLOW FELLOW FELLOW FELLOW.. (and then u start counting) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
god. HELLO 1990’s. style lama jua durang main barang cemani ani. inda kamu tau Y2k sudah kah nie? y2k?? millinimium bah sudah nie milleniMIUM. haha adakah main siko siko. at least SIP SIP SIP oldskool lagi..ani i dont even know what IT IS. hahaha.
I’m sitting in Kel’s swivelling chair. Blogging and typing a search on limewire that reads: The Greatest love of all. Woohoo. How did this facination with me and whitney begin? I was watching Coming to America (one of bapa’s all time greatest love of all MOVIE haha) on tv tadi and there was this guy who did a really funny and a thousand times more BAD rendition of this wedding number. It was so bad, that i just felt obligated to download the original out of pity for whitney houston.
so here i am. with my (apparently BIG) butt swivelling on the chair as i blog type download and PMS.
damn. i cant find videos on you tube.
aku liat survivor dulu eh. survivor cook islands. the one yang LAKI LAKI KOREA atu MANANG???? yippee..
