apa hat trick ani kah?

magic magic atu kah?
i thought it was a working day again. After a failed attempt to go back to sleep, i am wide awake at 7:37am. i might as well get in to my baju kurung and drive as fast as i can to work. heh. so what now? i guess i’ll just bake or something. Oh. don’t get me wrong.. today isn’t exactly a holiday either! i just hope it rains like BERABIS so that whatever kg ayer tour we have this afternoon gets KENSEL. huhu. not cancelled. gets KENSEL. uwa. i’ve exhausted my two fridays for work. On the upside, i need to collect all the off in lieus i can get.. haha. jangan saja tekajut krg aku ‘in lieu’ 5 tawun. huhu.

ngantuk ku eh.
we spotted someone wearing a turtle neck yesterday. at Le Arch. Hilarious i tell you. Everytime i see turtlenecks, the first thing that comes to mind is Marks and Spencers. and a Harrods bag to go with it. which by the way, im starting to fall in love with all over again! those black shiny plastic bags are quite the thing, for grocery shopping. btw, how many of you actually bring your green bags to tsupermarkets? honestly, i dont cause i tend to shop in bulk and i may have to bring 10 of the greenbags to the kedai. i know, its not an excuse plang..but what i do is i try to ask the girl at the counter to use as minimal plastic as she can. why are all cashiers girls anyway? here in Brunei la exsp. ive seen male ones before..but never here. well. unless its in an indian tuckshop.


bag ani bag bahhh bag ani

he…
so ok to the kitchn it is.

kish me.

bedukang ani apa?

Hi, I’m Syazwana. When i grow up i want to be a designer a mom and a fashion mogul. I also want to have my own kelupis empire. god willing. so hello world, how are we today???? minus the shin splints , bulk of work-related assignments and the fact that i’m on my way to a coffee overdose, i am doing OKAY.

so what went down in the life of Syazwana today. well. a bird poo-ed on my car. it was raining, so i missed my run..again for the hundred billion gazzilion jillion dollars time this month. oh. and i also just found out that MYR stands for Malaysian Ringgit..when all this while i tot it stood for MYANMAR dollars. so yeah. woop-tee-freakin-doo that!

in other news. why has it been raining non stop? why? why? why? seriously, anymore rain..i plan to have my showers outside. not totally naked of course. no of course not. i’m not porno. lol. who says that anyway? i’m not porno. that’s saying ‘Shit you’. it doesn’t really make sense. well grammatically anyway. so yes. i’m not porno. and ‘shit you’ is apparently the new ‘f*ck you’. and 12-3AM is the new working hours. serves me right for spending the night out when i kudve started on work around 8. oh. look who’s crying over spilt milk………the shityouporno.

ok. enuff being vulgar. time to down this cup of coffee .. and do work.

it’s 11:37PM now…… maybe i shud sleep for FIVE MINUTES..and then wake up at 4:30am to do work.

sounds like a plan.

kind regards,
syazwana harun
correspondence college of witchcraft
London
USNXYe89273.

jinchiew kah gincu? kalau gincu warna apa ? warna ping kah warna merah kah?

i need coffee. and money. lol. and roti kawin from CHOP JinChiew. eseh. pandai sudah kan tegincu-gincu. ok nda pulang pandai. tapi pandai lah. begincu merah. its thursday. its TIGIT again. u know, TGIT for Thank god its thursday.. pronounced as TIGIT. yes. TI bloody freakin GIT. oh wait. no not really. i just remembered i have to work tommorrow afternoon!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its ok. all for money, coffee and roti kawin.

i guess?

i was planning on filling up my friday in the kitchen making tarts … you know chocolate tarts, lemon tarts…STRAWBERRY tarts.. (langsat tarts, manggis tarts.. longan tarts.. ) im just looking through my old posts to find out when exactly i started selling my Brownies. i think it has been a year since ive been operating my business online. and amazingly, many of my customers today consists of the same customers i had when i first started my biz. i cant tell you guys how much i love you for constantly coming back for more, regularly checking up on me to see if i have something new on my menu.. or just saying hi on twitter every now and again… your support means alot to me…i ruvvvv you is all. to the moooooooooooooooooon to the moooooooooon to the moooooooooon.

anyway, i gotta GONE now.
smell you all later.

kiss me.

eskremz. bapak, sama sekali nggak nyambung!!!!

*waves to Tina, Syazriah and Doc Alia*

hahaha. maseh rupanya kamu baca sini ani walaupun inda beupdate. 2nd update for today. choc chip peppermint icecream is the best icecream in the iceream planet! it wins 3rd place in my heart for the best icecream in the cecream planet. what is your best ice cream in the icecream planet?

hmm..apa lagi ada ah. nada pulang papa. i thnik this site needs a new layout.
hmm..
what say u.
u say what
gimme gimme more gimme more..

OUT jua eh.

inda bah ariatu lagi out. i was having twixx at the airport when an indonesian man came up to me and said:-
‘.. waduh..baju nya item.. jacket nya item..celana nya item.. tapi makan nya.. coklat..’

DOT DOT DOT jua tu? hahahahahaa

aku senyum saja..tapi dalam kepalaku mcm APAKANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! OUT JUA PACI ANI EH. hahaha

dont be blinded by beauty.

because..kassim selamat is blind.

… (when i type this ..i’m actualy saying DOT DOT DOT outloud..!)

watsup beautiful people? mulakan hari dengan senyuman. unfortunately some don’t share the same sentiment. boo. membuka tah kamu kadai sana atu.. ‘Sad Dean’ – Not bad, chicken rice in town. haha. not bad chicken rice in town. not bad jua english ku ani ah. ha ha ha.

but yeah. i dont give a shit. its my right to be cheerful. if you have a problem with it…then.. ntah inda ku tau apa ku kan cakap.. what do you say to those who don’t agree with all things happy?

dot dot dot.

eh. ok brain freeze.

awu ren aku inda minta kiss.

aku pakai bye saja
bye me. apakan. hahahaha bye ling. bye bye. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

steady kau daling..baju pun leather..berjambul.

leather kah..leder?
lol. cubatah tidur ani kana bayar gaji ah? macam kana bayar by the hour lagi tu..pebaik tah seringgit sejam. kalau ku tidur 24 jam..24 jam kali $1 x 7 x 4 x 12 =

..*tunggu ah aku cari calculator* wah “EQUALS TO” BD$8064 setaun yo!!! kaya kaya kaya. hahaha. kaya tidur. huhu. if u think about it, makan idna payah bayar minum inda payah bayar karan inda payah bayar ..tidurrrrr saja tiduuuurrr.. hahaha kaya jua tu…

.. u r also as good as dead..

.. *awkward silence*

anyway. im so sleepy. Oh u know, always the case when you have waffles for lunch *rolls eyes* . i also drink pepsi like water. and use Kaya as toothpaste. hahaha. i had my waffles with a truckload of maple syrup and vanilla gelato on the side.. y is maple syrup so good? it comes second to MSG on my list. hahaha. but you know what i still love? fried chicken. i had a go at the blackpepper fried chicken that is on offer now at KFC and it’s not as bad as i expected it to be..im actually craving for more – said the girl who just had waffles for lunch. even after getting my period i’m still blaming my cravings on PMS. ani kira pre pre pre pre pre menstrual syndrom kali..untuk taun 2020 MASEHI.

i wonder.. if anyone would notice if i was to write ‘sukaCINTA’ instead of ‘sukacita’ when writing official letters.. hahahaa skali imagine kalau ku buat cani

Yang Mulia, Dato/Datin/Jambul/Tuan/Puan/Awang/Dayang/

hahahaha liat kalau ada orang notice kah inda suratku berJAMBUL atu. hahahaha. kalau ku tau wah ku banar banari melayu ku masa highschool dulu. if i only knew it would be this hard to compose a letter in malay i wouldve taken Sastera as my bachelor’s degree. biar lagi SHINING surat ku ani.. dapat present. mcm asal ku buat surat aku dapat present pasal surat ku atu isinya lawa.. walaupun tah kan mengantar surat minta cuti inda becatit ganya. hahahahaha.

ok bye.