I’ve only seen it 2billion times 😛

Beejay and i were taking a group of tourists around Kg Ayer.. when the tourist guide told us to wear our lifejackets just incase we fall in to the water.. one of the tourists voiced out their fear of crocodiles..

tourist: are we wearing a life jacket because they are crocodiles in the water?
Kampong tourist guide: no..no.. u dont have to worry about the krokodail, they no krokodail here.
touris: oh, but he *pointed at bj* said they were crocodiles.
Kampong tourist guide: no no..don be scare.. inpek, d krokodail here in d water is not very dangerous..
tourist: oh so there r crocodiles?
Kampong tourist guide: yes yes..(PANING KALI GUIDE NYA ANI?) there is krokodail.. but.. nut very dangerous.. the only krokodail that is very dangerous..is the LEN (LAND) Krokodail..
tourist: land crocodiles?
Kampong tourist guide: YES YES len krokodails! very dangerous!!!!
tourist: *nods*
Kampong tourist guide: *looks around to see if ANYONE got his joke*

hahahaha
hahahahaha beejay and i got him, but we refused to acknowledge Mr LAMEchops.

hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha..,

Land crocodile.

stupid.
hahaahahaha

did u get it? LAND crocodile!
wahahahahahahahaha.. i dont know what was more funny.. hahahah his direct translation of BUAYA DARAT or the fact that NO ONE got his joke.

kesian. wang, wang..cali lagi mun kau be turtle neck
HAHA.

kiss me.