Hi, I’m Syazwana. When i grow up i want to be a designer a mom and a fashion mogul. I also want to have my own kelupis empire. god willing. so hello world, how are we today???? minus the shin splints , bulk of work-related assignments and the fact that i’m on my way to a coffee overdose, i am doing OKAY.

so what went down in the life of Syazwana today. well. a bird poo-ed on my car. it was raining, so i missed my run..again for the hundred billion gazzilion jillion dollars time this month. oh. and i also just found out that MYR stands for Malaysian Ringgit..when all this while i tot it stood for MYANMAR dollars. so yeah. woop-tee-freakin-doo that!

in other news. why has it been raining non stop? why? why? why? seriously, anymore rain..i plan to have my showers outside. not totally naked of course. no of course not. i’m not porno. lol. who says that anyway? i’m not porno. that’s saying ‘Shit you’. it doesn’t really make sense. well grammatically anyway. so yes. i’m not porno. and ‘shit you’ is apparently the new ‘f*ck you’. and 12-3AM is the new working hours. serves me right for spending the night out when i kudve started on work around 8. oh. look who’s crying over spilt milk………the shityouporno.

ok. enuff being vulgar. time to down this cup of coffee .. and do work.

it’s 11:37PM now…… maybe i shud sleep for FIVE MINUTES..and then wake up at 4:30am to do work.

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sounds like a plan.

kind regards,
syazwana harun
correspondence college of witchcraft
London
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