Sarjan Hassan

I dont know what it is with me, you tube and black and white films lately. maybe it’s love. or maybe im just a girl stuck in the 50s,60s,80s and 90s. i wonder what it was like during the\ pramlee days. it’ll be nice to be able to travel back in time kan?

love love love this scene.

have a good Saturday everyone! TGIS.

kiss me.

but its only 8 am :(

too..freakin bad.
im up early to send my car in for servicing. i dont know which is shiittier.. the fact that i have to wake up early on a public holiday or the fact that i have to fork out money for oil change. dua dua lah shit. it seems like its going to be a very busy friday…

1. Yantar itu kereta.
2. beyli itu kotak untog simpan kuey.
3. pigi itu kedai sana untog beyli itu chok-led, tahpong..
4. semoa semoa itu sodah bikin..lagi mao pergi steydiem..mao jorrgging..
5. mao pergi itu JAYRUDONG.. jompa itu Nini Girl.

he he he.. mcm si Mani sudah aku ani.

bye

4:30

Aku notice lately..12:15pm sama 4:30pm ani lambat kan datang. Kalau pukul 6:30 Am capat ya tu..sama 7:45am. pukul 2PM capat. Kalau hari Jumaat sama Hari Ahad.. lagi capat.. pukul 1 capat..pukul 2 capat..pukul 3 capat dan seterusnya.. try sleeping the whole day friday and sunday..and the next thing you know you’re waking up to a weekday.. i cry eh.

anyway..nuthing much. spent lunch at coffee bean with my org puteh friend. funny thing happened.. our drinks came..had the pure vanilla that came in a really cute cup.. and Liyana was all surprised at how cute the cup was..(like she’s never seen cups in her life ever) and the waiter went:

Waiter: awu la. mcm org yang order jua.
Liyana: cute kan ko ani???
Waiter: inda bah, org yang order bah yang cute.
*the table went silent*
after a few moments..

Me: Nah. ko mau nombor telipun ku kah? bah nah tulis tah tulis..
Waiter: e h e h e h e.. jangantah.
Liyana: HAHAAH SUDAH ATU INDA TAH KAU MAU.
Me: Awu aku banar banar ni. Mau kau? kalau inda aku bagi.
Waiter: ehe ehe jangantah jangantah.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA pandai ya TTR (Tak tentu RASE) . hahaha balum ya bejumpa aku sama si liyana tu.. patronizing kali nya bini bini dua org ani ..hahahahahaha tapi banar jua tu tadi eksen ya.. kiut lah apa lah.. hahahaha..skali bagi numbur telipun..KACUT. lol. talk about reverse psychology. lol.

nothing planned this wknd. making first batch of banana cake to sell.

nyum.

kiss me.

Forest Gump.

i need a layout change. im thinking white. nantitah sudah ku ada masa.

had a good run today. my running buddy and I managed to run a full round at the stadium in less than 30 minutes..initially it took us 45 minutes.. so its a good improvement. we’ve been running for what? 2 weeks now? my goal is to be able to run non stop for at least half an hour.

in other news.. nada. i wnted to stop by Joey’s to get One Fine Day on dvd. I was dicussing romantic comedies with a friend last nite and i just remembered that before You’ve got Mail there was One Fine Day! The one with all of that George Clooney love.. *cue in..what a man what a man what a man what a mighty good man*. haha. skali nya inda sampat! ive been trying to stream it online..but i dont know which site offers movie streaming..eh i want to watch eh. i want george clooney bah.

ok im in no mood to blog anymore. nada kan ku ckpkan? lol

hello. do u want an eyebrow template?

this is a continuation of my eyebrow story.

so i was at work today. filling in my eyebrows. when one my colleagues..lets call him KIPLI came in and asked me what i was doing.. “oh. u know!”, i said “filling in my eyebrows”. When my other colleague, which i will call BEEJtchy started laughing. So i was like. ok fine. my eyebrows are thin ok. LOOK. *points at eyebrows* NADA. so both MEN started laughing and continued to make jokes about my non existent eyebrows.

SKALI..nya si KIPLI ani.. ‘SYAZ SYAZ..INDA KAU PAKAI TEMPLATE???????’ si BEEJtchy menyambong, ‘AWU KO DRAW TABAL TABAL SHAPE KIRAI YANG KAU MAU ARAH PAPER SKALI RAKAT KE KIRAI MU’.

HA HA HA. funny kan? it was even funnier when KIPLI decided to draw me an EYE BROW template on a POST IT.. ANTAH CALI TAH KALI TU PERASAHANNYA.

“Ni nah syaz nah!!! hahaha pakai ni!!! ‘EYES HERE”

it just gets better and better i tell you.

kurang ajar banar. it didnt help that earlier on in the day, another colleague of mine which i shall name AYU..who by the way has “NEVER PLUCKED BEFORE EYE BROWS” had a good laugh over my eyebrows saying ‘yatah kau.. kau majal aku suruh pluck, kan nda ku mau..baik jua sudah nda ku mau atu…krg mcm KAU jadinya..mcm POKLEN’.

sial. awu mcm poklen plang banar usul ku..yang bini2 poklen yang slalu kana laser-laser time org main bula???? thats exactly how i look like. lol.

and i know, that by bloggging about my eyebrows ani it’ll only DRAW(pun intended) more attention to it..but hey. at least i am comfortable laughing at myself. hahahahahaha.. HA HA HA HA ..

nah puas ati kamu. puas puas?

awu aku tah poklen

so Kipli, Beejtchy & AYU(PAK YU more like) i hope u guys had fun today laughing at my eyebrows. its good to know that my eyebrows are now COMIC RELIEF. *pakyu*
hahahahaha

awu bah awu bah, kamu tah manang..ambil tia Limbang ah.

kiss me.

Fun in Pink!

I just came back from the Go Pink Foodie Event for Breast Cancer. Not knowing what recipe to contribute at first, i settled for my simple Banana Cake recipe. One of my many favourite things in this whole wide world.I was first introduced to the cake when i was studying in Melbourne by my good friend Kamy. She used to bring her version of the banana cake over during exam time..and i instantly fell in love with it. there’s just something about it that is oh-so-comforting. i dont know ah. maybe its the scent and the very flavors of nut meg & cinnamon that soothes the tastebuds..and then mom, i remember sometime during puasa last year made her version drizzled with butterscotch. now every one knows that banana cake + butterscotch is what LOVE is made of.

The simple recipe won me fourth place only losing one point to coconut jelly. i am so proud of myself. lol. something that you need to know about me, i dont need to be first place to feel like im on top of the world!

Will be selling the banana cake on The Cakery soon..and will be donating $2 for every banana cake sold to the Breast Cancer Support Group πŸ™‚ Recipe should also be available in the Pink Foodie Recipe Book which will be out pretty soon. cant wait. i have to thank Pablo for pushing me to contribute a recipe. lol.

the event this afternoon was a success. thanks to the committee. good job everybody. and i apologize for not being able to contribute more of my time in coordinating the event…i hope everyone gets a good nite’s rest..

Say hello to Monday.

kiss me.

kana brainwash rupanya.

my eyebrows are small. moral of the story:- never trust a filo hairdresser with praying mantis thin eyebrows to do yours. aku sasak ni selalu ku kana.

exsp when you’re at the salon and they’re like a PACK of filipino hairdressers with ‘barely there’ eyebrows. So you commission ONE to do your eyebrows THE MOMENT you utter a shriek of resentment with what the BITCH has done..you find yourself surrounded by 5 MORE thin-eyebrowed-hairdressers.. in which one would quickly come to the rescue and say ‘mana ada. lawa ja’. the other one ‘no lah! nice!’ the third one ‘ya apa kan. mna ada bida!’ , the fourth ‘eh magandaaaaaa jua!’ the fifth ‘uRRe fes lk differeynt now. verry pretty ba!’

..and you’re like. ok maybe its not that bad. mcm at that point,you’ve been brainwashed to think that this SETAN *points at eyebrows* look is actually.. LAWA.

skali sudah balik, when you’re around people with normal eyebrows you’re like…

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK. SHIT YOU. THIN EYE BROWED BITCHES!!

and then slowly, you come to the realisation that.. you’re one of them..thin eyebrowed bitches and then the

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkKK!!KKkKK!!!

continues…

nangis ku. i feel like staying in bed today πŸ™ i tried filling them in with eyebrow pencil but it just makes it look worse. kalau ku pakai badak ni..SAH mcm bini2 dapan gambar badak cina atu?

yang cani!!! hahaha

sasakkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

NO ONE IS RAINING ON MY PARADE.

i think i am going to have a Zinger today. and Nuggets from KFC. Kalau dunia ani kehabisan ayam..nada tah lagi Ayamku. lame joke. because i am lame. and ramdon. and i am the happiest girl in the world today. not sure why. but i am happy.. and I refuse to let anyone rain on my parade! πŸ™‚

i dont know why but when people say ‘ku tampa tampa ko kaang’, i have an image of someone getting slapped over and over with a large fish. funny. hahaha. ok. i dont know what to say now.
ive been forgetting to bring back my laptop from the office everyday for a few days now. hence why i’ve been quiet since friday(?). im thinki

Alfatihah

To the late Din Beramboi. Who passed away an hour ago. Was going through facebook, when i saw Afdlin Shauki’s facebook status update on his fan page.

Din Beramboi usually keeps me busy on youtube.

semoga roh nya di cucuri rahmat. amin.

Sometime or someday, Cat Stevens..cross the road ..also.

padan muamu kana tipu bulat bulat.

a little bit past midnight and i’m in the kitchen making butterscotch. the things that i do for bags and shoes. im just glad im not in the construction business! busy weekend ahead. of course there’s work related stuff and then there’s a wedding im catering for. i have no idea why i put myself through these things.

its been a year since i started my brownie business. i realise i havent been promoting it as much..only because i can’t afford to. time wise. Thus, i have my loyal customers to thank. I’m sure you know who you are. Thanks guys. you have all been really good to me πŸ™‚

so shit. here i am. a few more stirs with the butterscotch and hopefully im done for the night.. i am running back and forth from the stove to my notebook.. unbereivabre! i know! my helpers are still spooning brownie batter in to the baking tins. i love how chocolate smells. you know what’s good now? a tub of Ben Jerry’s Yellow Cake batter ice cream..which supasave has ‘conveniently’ ran out of.

Ive got Ruth Sahanaya’s (Masa nya muda) Memori playing. and i just asked one of the new helpers if she knew this song.. she nodded and went.. ‘Ruth Sahanaya?’ . yes. Ruth Sahanaya. We used to sing this song all the time on the karaoke. Laser Disc punya! hahaha ‘Side A’ of the LD was cracked.. thank god this song was on ‘Side B’. this is PROOF that things last longer before ‘Made in China’. c hahaha the song was written and composed by Oddie Agam in which, without him i don’t think there will ever be any ‘evergreen’ (according to Syaz) songs from the malay/indo world. He’s the same composer who wrote ‘Antara Anyer Dan Jakarta’ made popular by Sheila. He also wrote songs for popular indonesian singers like Vina Panduwinata, Dewi Yul & Chrisye.

Memori

Sekedip matamu
Seakan dalam mimpi
Senyummu lesungmu
Wajahmu menjelma

Hayalan lembut
Memukau hati
Ke dulu kala
Hari yang bahagia

Kau lari kukejar
Tertawa bercanda

Sumpahku, sumpahmu
Yang kini tak tercapai

Kau pergi jauh
Janji kembali

Kini kau pulang
Membawa kekasih

Memori kau membuka luka lama
Yang β€˜ku ingin lupa
Memori tolong daku pergi jauh
Janji tak β€˜kan kembali

Memori..

yes. please dont come back. go away.

kiss me.