She sends me forwarded emails that sounds like this:-

“Dikatakan bahawa menyimpan sebatang jari kuku yang panjang, dosanya sama seperti memelihara sekandang babi, jika kesemua jejari kita menyimpan kuku yang panjang…. bayangkanlah dosa yang telah kita tanggung untuk kesemua babi-babi tersebut…. potonglah kuku anda.”

…

kah? skang not dead?

ada ada saja. banyak pang ku liat masih di mall atu bejurit. some of them look really really scary that if i’m scared that if go near them they might stab me, hack me and slash my throat. really scary ok? skali durang pakai lagi yang galang be duri duri atu. eee.. mun mcm pang banar banar inda jua. ani mcm setan. they look so scary that they might as well go around abducting people for $5 dollars easi cards.
skali rambut pun be duri duri. why pang? why not go all the way and dress up as a cactus? skali. when i see these kids, i always fantasize them having fangs. aku takut kan ckp. mcm. what if one day? i needed directions..and the only people that were around were pangs? thats the end of my life as you know it.

to think all this while that i was only scared of sleezy old men! there’s plenty of things to be scared about lagi didunia ani. like. PANGS..hahaha judgmental much? dude, seriously? how can i not be?????? mcm rasa ku kan bawa drg ani membali kain pakai memutung cara melayu di first metro. mcm wang..kau ani melayu..bukannya Panggg, syurga di bawah tapak kaki ibu. ingat tu.

oh. speaking of 1st metro. i dont really go there pulang. pasalnya the salesgirls are snobs. so i get my kain anywhere.so anyway, aku ada baju kurung baru. 5 buting! aku show off saja. huhu.
pangs have fangs.

eh. ok. so isuk shampoo kah inda? mau rambut mcm loreal kah mcm pang?

PANG.

kiss me.

Sup dawgs? Whut up?

my legs have been bitten by evil mosquitos. I’m making mosquitos officially the assholes for the month of March. Eh. March? is almost over. it’ll be April by the end of the week. fo shizz. crazy stuff. ive been workng for 3 months now. I have a feeling that this year’s going to go by just like that. So far, it has been memorable..need to keep this up till December. funny. i’m talking about the end of the year already! better things have yet to come 🙂

i’m tired. spent the rest of the evening + night at the gym. Planning to go for the Hash tommorrow..but this totally depends on what time i get off work. blah.

ngaleh ku kan sleep. buleh ku sleep? ill try to be funny again tommorrow. ive exhausted ‘funny’ over green tea tadi with the girls.

reminder to self: pls be funny on blog tommorrow. cause funny sells brownies.

kiss me.

ive jst started watching glee and im craving for milk chocolate digestives. those mark and spencer ones are so good..that im secretly cursing my sister for only bringing back a pack 🙁 but its ok. my friend’s leaving for singapore tommorrow so ive kirimed. what would we do without SINGAPORE ah? they seem to have everything WE bruneians need. but anyway, im sure by the time my friend comes back i wont be FANATICALLY craving for chocolate anymore.

last month it was samboi. a hundred million of them. and this time around its chocolates. why is it that I crave for different things every time i get my period ah? most times its samboi. but there are also times when i crave for red meat.. and extra extra hot and spicy stuffs

HAHAAHAH dont u just hate it when people say stuffs instead of just ‘stuff’ like FOODS instead of food? kenapa inda semua kamu tambah ‘s’? like i need airs to briefs (breathe). hahaha. waters to drink. Justin timberlakes. and fesbooks. its facebook. there’s only 1. ONE. oneS facebook!!!!! oh and peoples. so many peoples. but i believe that it’s actually OKAY to say people as peoples..but not when it comes to saying it like this ‘accomodation for 3 peoples’. talk about being pushy. hahaha. yatah tu lagi damit nda mau belajar ckp org putih. biar kamu main biji gatah. luan banyak biji GATAHSSSSSS kali.

oh and u know whats worse? all the ‘S’ coupled with an ENGLISH accent. tapi ada lagi org taking it over the top.. when S’s+ English Accent + kalau ckp melayu drg reply jua ckp ENGLISH NYA NON EXISTENT YANG LASAK MACAM KEPALA KANA KAMIHI ULEH KELAWAR. hahahaha.

mcm cani ah

Girl: so rite i was wondering if you could give me the instructions on how to pay my bill online? nda ku brapa paham cana system kamu ani.
girl on other line: yez. yez. canz. here is it.. u go dis wbsite den u priss dis botton. den u credt crd pays..gve number and seykuriti kod. den u pays!!!!!!!!!!!
girl: ah. catu rupanya.. nda lagi payah ke counter?
girl on other line: no no..no heps to. yez. but makes sures nx times u pays bill in time..aukeys?
girl: bah ok terimakasih. assalamualikum
girl on the other line: yes yes..heps a good day.

…. org puteh banar jua kau ani salam pun inda bejawab. mustahil jua org putih kali.

mm..ok. aku mcm kalat mata. kan shut eyes ku.

kiss mes.

me: eh jay, kalau kau liat cerita anakku sazali menangis kau banar2.
beejay: ah i think ive seen that, yang BAPANYA cucuk matanya sendiri atu kan?
me: atu kassim selamat tu.

this is my fav scene from the movie..

i love the lyrics to this song..

Tanya sama hati
Apa asal sayang
Adakah tandanya nampak dipandang
Kumbang rayu bunga
Bulan dan bintangnya
Punya tanda-tanda hubungan mesra

Tanya sama hati
Pernahkah merindu
Ingat masa lena apa mimpimu
Masa berjauhan
Apa nan dikenang
Bila difahamkan itulah sayang

Jikalau tidak kerana sayang
Kuntuman kasih tak mungkin kembang
Andainya jemu mengganti rindu
Jambangan mesra tentulah layu

Tanya sama hati
Pernahkah merindu
Ingat masa lena apa mimpimu
Masa berjauhan
Apa nan dikenang
Bila difahamkan itulah sayang……

beautiful kan?
macam lagu Lady Gaga..hahhahaha apakan.

Mine mine mine mine. His sweet yet sultry tone just does it for me. 30 seconds in to this track and i feel like i’m walking on clouds.. except the clouds are made out of cement with little (damn you) potholes in them and the wind smells of the nearby fish market. i love driving around with my car windows rolled down. always something i look forward to after a crazy spinning session at the gym. Anyway, sick of the usual Neyo , Lady Gaga and Teio i remembered i had Maxwell’s new(ish) album in the car.

Cause i, I go insane, crazy sometimes,
tryin to keep you from losing your mind..
Open your eyes, see what’s infront of your face,
and save me my fistful of tears.

wow. mcm burung ya nyanyi.
burung kali?

goodnite folks.

kiss me.

Random number:
“Brader aku ne cpanjng..Lau kita jln kng tuut ku..No ku ne brader”

my instant reaction to this was ????????????????????? bila ku ada kwn namanya cpanjang?? my second reaction to this was..ok. how do i reply this?? lol. as if it needed a reply pun kan? lol. but knowing me, i kudnt resist not txting back.. and this was my reply:-

“k 2 bro.”

my other options included : ‘k 2, tuut th’ , ‘k’ , ‘ani cpndek ni kalo ko kan tuut kaang tuut sja jnth lg mnta mscall..bis sdh krdt ni’.

HAHA. cali jua.
kesian si panjang salah ‘No’.

hahahaahahahahahahaahaha. what is up with these people? are they mcm really poor for time to the point that they cant even spell out short words in full kah? i hate it. i also hate it when facebook becomes ‘FB’. hahahaha. its not freakin FB. its facebook.

u mrn.

ks me.

i love.

Indonesian lady:- ya nama saya Nenen
me: apa? Nenen?
Indonesia lady: ya nenen, nenen.
me: oh nenen?
Indonesia lady: ya.
me: oh hi nenen im sas.
Indonesia lady: ya hi sas. nenen.

NENEN: saya punya blog. 4 blog.
Sas: oh ya? mana?
Nenen: ya.. org pda bilang nenek nenek juga punya blog!!!
Sas: nggak apa apa.. kan nenek juga punya PERASAAN. (..apa lagi nenen!..)

turns out her name was NENENG. hahahha

Loving this version of D’massiv’s ‘Merindukanmu’. Maybe i should get my sister Kel to make a cover. I love this track. love love love love love.

Aku engkau selalu ada
Aku ingin engkau selalu
ku kenang..

Selama aku
Masih bisa bernafas
masih sanggup berjalan
ku kan selalu memujamu.. (eh barijap)

Meski ku tak tah lagi
engkau ada dimana..
(yes im typing the song as im listening to it)
dengarkan aku..
ku merindukan muzzzzzzz…

love love love love 😉

kiss me.

can’t remember the last time i slept the whole afternoon. possibly during my Uni days. Having had a full week this week i have now totally crashed in to ‘condemn mode’. if u were to give me panadol and rat poison now..i prolly wouldn’t be able to them apart . oh and my eyes. they feel so heavy. i’m so tired that it feels like i’m the shawty who was fire burnin’ fire burnin’ on the dance floor in Sean Kingston’s song.i feel like im the shawty who waz fire burnin fire burnin on the dance floor. fire burnin fire burnin on the dance floor. lol.

i dont know why, but for some reason,lately ive developed a taste for today’s version of ‘pop music’. for the longest time i i was re-listening to old rnb,soul,pop tracks from the late 90’s to early 00’s. I must say that today’s pop is actually pretty good, if not even better. oh i know why now. astahhhhhh…lol. its probably because of all the spinning classes the ive been going to!!!! shytes. hahaha mcm for a moment there i was like thinking..kenapa ya ah? maybe im starting to be indenial about how old im getting. no. its just the spinning classes. LOL.

ANYWAY. im tired. Kel is coming home soon with my Jollibee. and i havent written anything substantive on my ‘report’. expect more blogs to come..cause ‘having to write reports’ now means that ‘i will be procrastinating..through my blog’. ah. just like uni days. only I GET PAID now 🙂

kiss me.