Watsup? nothing much. Been filling up my time getting harassed every now and then on the round a bout and cringing over long assed dedications ending with “happy always” on the radio. Kenapa ya mesti “happy always” atu kan? hahaha. Cali. We are funny people. huhuhu.

Tommorow we will be going to Masin to mengatam padi. Monday, a jungle tracking i will go at tasek followed by a few rounds of squash at the stadium. I dont get it with the people working at the squash courts. All these people do is jaga the place, watch tv (sanay wala on RTB), sell soya-ben and turn on the court lights for players..even with this kind of goyang-kaki work they still want to eskep kah? its ridiculous!.Half of the time the counter is unattended. Forcing us to play in the dark. WHAT THIS IS??? nada discipline bah. mcm kanak kanak skulah plang yang slalu eskep ke yayasan dari stpri pakai motorboat. Buleh kah org tua tua nya pun eskep jua?? Paham la ku kalau kan eskep ngaga anak skulah. tapi inda kan kul 10 pagi ngaga anak skulah pun?? more like ngaga anak skulah di YUSOF CAFE di anggerek desa ah..

boring bah boring miani ani.

buat squash court sendiri ku. suruh si mani jaga. arap lagi ku kan si Mani menjaga kali, belandscape lagi tu squash court ku. maklum si mani pandai jaga bunga. huhuhu.

im off to sleep.
happy always.

kiss me.

Yesterday our family met up at my nini’s place to discuss about my uncle’s wedding preperations. well. THEY as in the adults discussed la. While the cucus played samchong. I’ve only played Sam Chong a couple of times atu pun Beejay was the one who taught me how to play during his trip down to melbourne. Having got nothing to do, i joined in lah. hahahaha.Skali sudah ku JOIN.. ULONG bah card ku ah. hahahaha.

*places cards confidently on the floor face down*
Me: Alai ni Alai. Alai lagi manang nie.

First top three cards were : Ace Ace and Four.

GAGAR SUDAH THE OTHER PLAYERS ULEH KU. MUN ATAS SKALI ACE.

Second level of cards: JACK JACK FOUR…FIVE…Six..

when Jimah called out “ULONG”.

Me: Ulong? apa ulong?
Jimah: Ulong bah..
Me: eh apakan????? Manang jua ku tu atas skali ACE atu.
Jimah: ulong ani mcm fault ba, kau mesti semua lowest cards mu diatas skali bah. ani mun atas skali ACE inda jua LOW to card mu atu. Skali bawah nya.. DUA LAGI JACK MU.
Me: mun atu.. semua ku ULONG tu eh. Pasal bawah skali atu..
*Jimah opens the last set of cards*
Jimah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
WOI APA NI BAWAH SKALI KAU SIMPAN DOUBLE TEN GANYA.
me: he..he..
Jimah: HAHAHA.. mana ALAI manang nie!!!!! Confident bah si ALAI ah.

hahahaha menyasak bah si jimah ah. majal. awu wah. ALAI inda jadi manang bah. haha lainkali ALAI manang. sudah ALAI pandai MAIN.

cheh.
yatah kamu, moral of the story. mun inda pandai main, jantah kan be ALAI dulu. huhu (??)

kiss me.

Tag Replies:-
Wangs: eh sorry babe. i thought i did babe!!!! IM so sorry. and THANKS AGAIN. very very much hahahaha SALIPAH AINI.
Azian: eh mana ada. ya handal tu ya manang. huhu
J47: mengudah ku french chips ah.
Azian lagi: hahahaha cam busu ku? namanya kami saudara. huhuhu mastilah sama. bila kau kan belanja aku minum ani??
Bg Toyib: Assalamualaikum. Siapa ni ah? tapi banar tu nyamu atu. Quality. huhuhu.
Rocky: Ahahaha.. Hey..thank you! siapa ni ah??? Si mun kah?? Ataupun SJ?? huhuhu.
Godfather: Awu. Sini banyak kanak kanak. Ada bouncer kali ah. Eh bang. batah ku inda meliat kau ah? kan satu purnama.
Burita: Hehehe Lain hari aku main Badminton!!!! Lusa la lusa. Sorry. Ariatu.. ada samting bah. nda ku jua kan mau bulu ketiak mu atu panjang ah.. huhu. lusa ada ku tu.
Deeds: hjuhuhu inda jua lawa banar. hehehe eseh. hahahahaha. kan modest lagitu.

for: Ren, Kel and all the chubby girls out there..

SI RAIN SUKA ORG CHUBBY.

TUNG TUNG SARANGHEY (ok translated to malay i think this means.. fat i love you hahahahaha.. adakah Big,i love you aku ani.) WAH. hahaha jan kamu pemain kan tung tung ani. LAWA tung tung ani. hahahahaha.

Big, i love you.

ps: Jats, you can take off the “SL” at the end of your nick sudah, as i no longer see you in that light. lol. *mwa*

SIAPA LAGI MENUKAR LAGU ENDLESS LOVE KE BAHASA MELAYU ATU AH..

nadabah. eksenku. huhuhu. mun endless love jua kan kamu tukar. baik tah beranti menyanyi. keraja saja kamu sama komunis. durang beguna tu kali org untuk yang pandai menulis SUBTITLES. MENTRANSLATE TAH KAMU HARI HARI SANA ATU.

Tried my hand..or should i say foot? at football today. When arrived at the padang it was so sunyi that i thought i was being PUNKED. Turned out they were just late. huhu. First of all, ADAKAH??? BIDA BAH, BE LEGGINGS main bula ani. Having never played football – ever in my life before, i turned up in my leggings and t-shirt (what i wear for squash). Abis ku kana ucapkan cam kan AEROBIC. hahahahaa. baru ya CULTURE SHOCKED. Anyway,I was so crap at it that i was even yawning during a game. Liyana, who was behind me at that time was like; “Oi. Jangan kau tidor eh.” hahaha. Nyangku sudah aku inda pandai main, ya yang memajal. huhuhu. But i had a good time though. Not too sure if i’ll be playing it again. But it was good chilling out with my Liyana after sooo sooo sooo long. huhuhu. Next time, lets do the chit chatting and laughing over nothing Over coffee saja ah?? tadi ngilu ku sudah..kaki ku tepalicok sikit. I know i know, me and my ALASAN. haha tapi bana Li, teplicok kaki ku sikit hahaha..sama aku ampus.. sama ujan labat di jerudong..sama.. mm.. huhuhuhuhu. Kalau main BULA ani be RACKET BAH. HANDAL KU SUDAH. hahaha. Liyana even pointed out that IM GAGAH when it comes to everything and anything else ..just not football. I have to admit, when it comes to football i am a bit of a Pondan. exactly why i hate contact sports. it shows my weaker side. hahahahaha.

and yes Beejay. lol. its not FRENCH FRIES or FRANCE FRIES. we’ve established, not too long ago that its FRENCH CHIPS. hahahahaahahahahaha. rinduku eh melbourne.. hahahaha.. skalinya “F” ingat kamu? hahahahaha “Apa Jokernya ni ah?” “F! SAS! F!!” (inside joke)

nothing planned for today. ive just cancelled squash with my cousin, Mimah. Ngaleh ku mim. Kaymz couldn’t make it today pun. i need to lose weight fast. My uncle’s wedding is just around the corner and i’ve put off going to the tailors cause i thought that i’d be able to lose weight in time to make the greatest baju pesen yang katat of all (mcm lagu whitney houston) I guess i’d just have to stop living indenial. I’m just have got to go to gypsy today and make the greatest baju pesen yangi nda katat of all.
Maybe drop by Rizqun for that UK expo education thing. and then meet up with Nisaa and Mimi for drinks. Malam.. i dont know.

uwaaaaaaaa… i was looking at my old pictures with my baju kurong. and this picture is OLD. kalau gambar BANAR ku KUYAK KUYAK sudah kali.

im starting to have 2nd thoughts about cancelling squash…………….

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh payah jua kan “slemming” ani.

kiss me.

Am i the only one who sleeps at 9pm around here? Seriously. Its either im still jet lagged. or i’m getting old. How can i still be jet lagged? Ive been back for 2 weeks. Apadey. Melbourne jua ganya. Bukan jua Melbourne atu di America. Melbourne di..Ostoria. huhuhu. Haven’t been doing much since i got back. Like i said,my life has been revolving around makan ,minum, squash and dvd dvd haram. What’s even more haram about the dvds is when you think THE PLEDGE was worth your $2. The movie made no sense. Paris Hilton’s crap acting skills got me cringing all through out the movie. and why was Holly Vallance in the movie? Being a new comer and all, was she that desperate to act ka???

Why won’t the house computer download any torrent files??? I’m behind with my Desperate Housewives and Prison Break. uwa. and i really can’t wait to see Heroes episodes 17 and 18. Kenapa espeed kami dirumah ani mcm slow maseh ah?

…………..oh. and i woke up to this. Astrid, Idola Melbourne Winner’s song & video clip on youtube (thanks Micky!).

its a good pick me up.

you and me..will always be togetherrrr..

i want the DVD!! hahaha. Have fun performing at Alun Alun guys. Wish i could be there. huhuhu. but im back in my kampong for now…(till further notice la) huhuhuhuhuhuu.

ok. a squashin i will go.

kiss me.

ps:- the video was made by students. rtb should probably think of hiiring them. no? sick of looking at those “psychadelic” background colours. naik sudah degree kaca mataku.

Sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve been busy celebrating. ie; makan sana sini dan SINUN. I abandoned my squash racket over the weekend and substituted sweat with pearl milk teas from Easyway. ho. ho. ho. Macam nada papa kan dibuat lagi sini ani. makan saja. makan saja. makan. makan. makan. makan.

p.s

SIAPA BELABIH MENUKAR LAGU ALLURE ALL CRIED OUT KE BEHASA MELAYU AH.

CHAWEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

(cawir, cawir..ya jua stuck di kepala..)

I would also like to thank friends, family and readers for congragulating me on getting my degree, sunggu baek kamu semua:-
Fids,
Maurina
Dhil
Alyaa
Sha
Molly eh mal. thank you. kau lagi tu coming soon!!
Sas
Twelve (ganya balum ku kan kawin eh..huhuhuu)
Sza
AnakBorneo eh salah..Anak Brangin.. eh salah..Anak Brunei
Ahim
War186
Syazwani(!!)
Livie (boss! huhuhu)
Tina
Konteklens
Vixennova (SYAZ wahh hahaha 🙁 🙁 🙁 )
Jo
Faz (awu. ABes!!),
Bibiran
Jewelle (hahaha, i wish!)
18
Babyamy.
Pablo

from the tagboard:-
Jats Sl (hahaha..awu emsem si rain atu ..) , Deeds, Jimah,Alwi, Eleanor,Zilly, AJIAN,Buajah Tom (thank you!!),Jbeejayhhh (babe! haha alhamdullilah!!!),Vivi (hahahaha..balanjaaa neyyy) HS57 (Thanks Hanaku!!) Izzah: Terimakaseh IJAH ABU BAKAR DARI KG TANAH JAMBU. hahahahahaha. Nadz thank you.

Thank you. berabis berabis berabis for your kind words. kalau buleh ku bagi kalupis. ku bagi sudah kalupis. ganya jantah makan kelupis time ani. bagi lampoh bah yeh. huhuhuh. krg saja ku dedicatekan kamu lagu arah kristal. huhuhu. lagu apa kamu mau?

……migrate ku ke gua ni lapas ani kajap..takut org minta belanja. hahahahaha. nda..ku membagitau gua mana. haha.

thanks again guys!!

kiss me.

alhamdulillah. i got my degree.

stamped in history, this is one of the happiest days of my life.

taking things one step at a time 🙂

kiss me.

The only rnb songs i listen to these days is by Rain. by Rain i mean the korean singer. yes. i listen to songs that i dont understand in my car. Cana tah jua? everytime i turn on the radio that JABLAI song will come up. I dont have anything against the song. It’s only when my head starts shaking to “lai lai lai lai lai ” that i have to change it. bukan apa. luan siok bah lagunya takut ku eksiden.

The song’s stuck in my head. and i hate the fact that i can’t sing it out loud. huhuhuhu. its a faster version of bang toyib. or was bang toyib faster? no no. bang toyib is still faster by 80 BPM . Is it just me or are ETHNIC INDONESIAN songs really getting faster and faster? it would be no surprise if people starts popping pills to dance to these songs . huhu. but yeah anyhoos back to this Jablai song, it is guaranteed to be the next big hit at MALAY WEDDINGS. so. please mr dj. put the record on?

*nyanyi dalam hati*
lai lai lai lai..panggil aku si jablai.

i dont know whats more suprsing. the term jablai given to perempuan yang JARANG DI BELAI (who thought of this??) or the fact that its TITI KAMAL’s SONG. since when is she in to dangdut?? I didn’t believe it was her at first, till isaw the clip on youtube.

hahahahaha. NENG IKU ABANG DANGDUTAN YUK! hahahahahaa.

yatahbah. skalinya. right Rain. the only rnb singer i listen to these days. forget usher. forget the face like the baby and forget about daddy puff, ruffedge dan kumpulan NICO. hahahaha. Ni si rain ah. gila bayang ku kan si rain. i first heard this song on pelangi. yes i switch between kristal and pelangi alot. huhuhu. and i was like. OMG. si RAIN KAH NIE?? WOOOHOOOO. spent a good hour trying to find the song online but to no avail. skali dimalam hehe membali tah ku CD NYA. and it was just my luck that the song’s in the album and its called “In my Bed”. si kel suka ni si kel. huhuhu.

hemsem nya.

aku nikah kan kau rain, dengan siti syazwana dengan mas kahwinnya 20 WON dan 20 WON-SEN TUNAI.

sah. sah. sah. sah. sah. sah. sah. to infinity.

hensem bebanar ya ani. pdntah si kilah gila bayang. huhuhu.

wooohoooooooo krg menari ku siring kerita ku cematu eh. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.

eh main squash dulu huhuhu. peas.

kiss me.

ADDED:- KEL YOU WOULD LIKE THIS. eh kel.. ani apakannie? ada movienya kah? mcm lawa????

kan tenangis menangis ku liat video nya hahahahaha.

thank god the car runs on diesel.

Due to not wanting to be caught in the lunch hour traffic. we have now moved our squash playing from 9:30am to 8am. I have no idea if the courts are open yet even. an hour of squash daily didn’t seem to do us any justice so we plan on playing for at least two hours every morning. We start at 8. we finish at 10 , the highway is still pretty quiet around that time. and i no longer have to rush home and mandi kerabau for lunch dates. jan saja lunch date ku di belait. atu mengancit minyak wangi ganya tu – ke kaki to mask the after squash feet smell. huhuhu.

nothing planned for today. just squash.

I just had a read of her latest post.

pasal meliat org main bula di stadium.
can i add a few more to that? inda banyak. dua saja la. haha.

1. Jan makan gula2 while you scream your teams name. pasal takut gula gula atu takeluar, terabang dan tekana org yang duduk di dapan. Exactly what happened to my cousin lush.
2. If its raining, and you have been asked to wait inside by your parents. DO NOT PESTER OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE SCORES. pasal org brunei ani sensitip. exsp if you’re stuck inside with another family consisting of a bitchy MOTHER of four. I remember one time, my dad was still watching it inside and we had no way of knowing what the scores were. Skali one of this bitchy mother’s daughters came down and told her the score. kami kedengaran. so me and my sisters started to discuss about it la ok more like bickering. unfortunately we werent being discreet. skali this lady the bitchy mom came up to us and went “KALAU ORG BECAKAP GOL NYA 4-3 , 4-3 TAH TU ERTINYA”. we were both like.. WHAT THE..?? MENTAL JUA AUNTY NYA ANI?? pwaaalui. we were only 10 at that time so i was TERRIFIED. skali panggil bapaku TAKUT. huhuhuhu. (boring main bapa bapa) terok jua bini bini atu kanak kanak kan di bawanya kelayi.
3. bawa pemarang bisai ke stadium atu. mana tau ada MAMA ORANG kan membawa kamu kelayi. huhuhu.
4. Pakailah versace banyak banyak supaya nampak kaya raya.
5. kalau makan kek mor banyak banyak bagi lampoh kah? hahahahahaha. out.

kisiminisan.

Bukan ku marah ni ah..

tapi kenapa kamu semua ija nama ku SHAZ? ya SYAZ bah SYAZ.

ES WAI EY ZET. WAI bah WAI. mcm WAI iban bah. WAI. WAI. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y.

hehehe.. its ok plang. i get it all the time..

kalau namaku.. sHAzwana..

SHASHA tah krg namaku. huhu mcm si Shasha ani.

shasha hantap tia.

hahaha. shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i miss yew. hew hew hew.
ive always liked the name shasha. when i was a kid, i thought the name Shasha was really glamorous. Like, Zsa Zsa Gabore. huhu.

ok. i dont know what to say anymore.

kiss me.