Cikgu suka blog. hari hari dia blogging.

Sibok saja ku. Inda lagi te blog hari hari mcm dulu. Sibok behapa? well. from the top of my head..

1. Bedikir.
2. Mempertahankan Negara.
3. Menjamur pusu
4. Menumpah Ambuyat
5. Ke Bismi

hehehe…..no. not really. isok baru ku kan makan ambuyat. ntah ah. Unlike Melbourne, coming home i’ve got things to do. people to see. di Melbourne atu di rumaaaaaaaaah tia ganya. My sisters and I only go out at the starting of the month, when we have money. huhuhu. As boring brunei can get, i tend to quickly run out of time here. Time flies sooo fast here that i most of the time, i don’t get to see some of the people i wanted to see and do some of the things i wanted to do ie. memukat. Cuti pun mcm inda cuti. For instance, ive been back for not one but TWO MONTHS. inda terasa. but anyway, Here are the list of things that i’ve done, noticed, love and despise since ive been back.

1. There’s a cheaper alternative to Jati!!!!! :- banar. aku membagitau si Yuyanakkaling ariatu dimana. ya pun turut bersukacita!! Nya si mani nya, “itu workshop, tidada nama. dia punya resit nada. Pepsi belakang punya sign!”
2. Gin Chu punya karipap inda lagi nyaman.
3. Naik ke Tasek lalu “Sheraton”.
4. Had almost a million road rages.
5. Learned to use the 3rd lane on the round-about.
6. Had Roti at the Faiz’z in Delima Satu. The ROTI there is FANTASTIC. kalaaah, dimana mana pun kalah. AKBAR pun kalah.
7. Ive seen my bestfriends 🙂
8. Its true that those YELLOW SIGNS are really annoying. gila kali. KENAPA KAN KALAU KU KAN BELAJU. HIGHWAY KU JUA NI.
9. Going to Dome costs too much.
10. Whenever i order from Coffee Bean, i like to think i’m Mischa Barton when i hold my order of Caramel Ice Blend in my hand. Not just when im in Brunei. But when i’m in Melbourne too. hahahahahaha. i love the purple straws from CB. getting your pictures taken at STARBUCKS or with starbucks in your hand is just oh so the very style lama. huhuhu.
11. I miss my sisters & kamy who are still in Melbourne.
12. Personal Training with Ferdie is a Bitch. But in a good way. My body’s been aching since that start of last week. i guess its a good thing?
13. I hate the receptionists at Squash. They do nothing but literally ‘menganyam lapik mija, sarong bantal in NEON green’ and they still eskep from work. boooooooo. thats why i dont go to the stadium anymore. i prefer polo club.
14. the free vet in Rimba is a nuisance. I brought my cats there once cause they all had mm.. “irritation of the skin” and One was suffering some sort of an eye disease. when it was my turn to see the doctor i was amazed at how they were so many syringes with different kinds of liquids on the bench. I think i had 6 kittens with me at that time and they all had a shot of 3 different medicine. I informed the doctor that 2 had ‘kurap’ *malas ku kan menyabut kurap atu bah, bida* and he was all like “tapi makan ya?” i said “yes, makan” and he went “Ok tu eh” and briskly gave each of the cats a quick shot on the rear. when it came to the last kitten, i told him that this one was ‘damam’ and he continued to ask me the same thing. “tapi makan ya” when i said “yes, makan” his response after that was “OK TU EH”. If i hadn’t reminded him that a few of the cats had a skin condition he wouldn’t have given me a packet of panadol look-alike tablets for my cats. inda paloi dimana tu? macam.. apakan doktornya ani. dodgy.

“doktor.. aku cancer”
“tapi makan ko?”
“makan pulang..”
“ah..OK TU EH”

“Doc, ni kakiku temasuk kaca!”
“tapi makan ko”
“makan eh!!”
“ah..OK TU EH!!!”

gila..gila..

15. hmm…

aaabis tia. i know there’s more. but that’s all i can think of for now. nanti nati lagi la. mengupdate. anyways, this will be my last entry for this week.I Need to get the internet at home sorted out dulu. blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

kiss me.

Its Automatic!

I was watching Utada Hikaru singing “First Love” live on youtube.Apparently she wrote “First Love” when she was only fifteen but anyway,It reminded me of this:-

Automatic.

one of my all time favourites by best-selling Japanese singer, yang suaranya begagar akan tetapi ianya manis – Utada Hikaru. I loooove her!! Kel, my sister used to sing this song all the time. like a true japanese. ganya jubur itam. huhuhu.

Its automatic.. kara shiroka lalakeke.. (aku antam antam plang saja nie)

Another fabulous international singer is Kyla. I’ve been listening to her since her very first appearance on Mtv. She’s filipina and posesses a very ethereal , super super super fragile voice. She sounds like she’s whispering when she sings, its as if she’s trying very hard not to shatter a thin sheet of ice. lawa brabis ah. Kind of like the Asian version of Amel Larrieux.

Kyla – Hanggang Ngayon (Until Now)

Voices like these makes me tick. I’m trying to find Amel Larreiux video on youtube. tapi inda banyak. if you havent heard of her yet. its high time that you should.

i recommend these songs by her:-
Make me whole
For real

kalau laki2 punya voices..aku suka mcm suara si Kaer, si bob, si Zahid..si felix.. hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha.

huhu enjoy the videos. ill be back tommorow with pictures.

mm..inshallah taala.

kiss me.

Tua tua pun nak bday jugak? huhuhuhu.

Its two am. I was woken up by this huge urge to shishi. On the way back from the toilet i saw my father outside infront of the tv, eyes wiiiiiiideeee shut. rupanya bukannya ya liat tv. tv yang liat ia. I woke him up and greeted him a 50th Birthday. yeap. its my old man’s 50th. a very big deal indeed. huhu. Anyway pa, Happy birthday. we love you.

with love,
Siti, Amal , Aqilah, Tharwana, Abdul Rahim, Abdul Aziz


on another note, kenapa multiply.com ani SLOW kan bukanya? there are days where its superfast but most days it takes a while to load. Exsp on espeed. Boring jua eh cani ani. kan masuk website pun mesti menunggu.. macm di hospital saaaaajaaa. boring boring. boring. boring. boring. boring. boring. ok. im giving up isok isok tah saja ku meliat multiply ku yang lama suda ku biarkan atu. malas ku kan memajal. tidur ku dulu.

assalamualaikum.

kiss me.

Annoyed.

boring eh. mcm all of the sudden, dunia ani boring berabis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha you can say that i got over excited with the exclamation marks.

inilah. tanda tanda, orang keboringan. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My tasek trip this morning has been cancelled. So i’m stuck at home this morning contemplating whether i should go back to sleep or ring up Kel to give her a piece of my mind. PECAYA KAMU? SHE TRICKED ME IN TO WATCHING QABIL QUSHRI QABIL IGAM . Her exact words were “Siok” “Kalah Korea!” “menangis ko tu berabis. paning kepala mu!” “banar” “siok! baik ko liat”. Skalinya aku ani pun paloi jua. On the way home from the gym yesterday, i stopped by the dvd shop at supa save and bought a copy of the movie for $4. Needless to say that i wasted my time watching it.

It’s a typical malay-movie plot lah where the husband beats the wife. wife runs to drug-addict boyfriend, boyfriend wanted to kill husband but killed the girl instead then the husband killed the boyfriend and the boyfriend’s brother ran after the ‘husband’ with a parang with his mom blocking the way. paloi kali. im still so sasak about it. I want my 2 hours back Kel. marah ku ni. GOoooodddd. And what the hell. cana buleh si Qabil Igam tarus tarus jadi penageh atu?? paloi cerita melayu ani sumanya tarus tarus. everything happens RANDOMLY. Macam Sepet ah.. inda batah atu panggil nya tia sudah boy nya atu “sayang”. mcm hey!! where did that come from???? Mukhsin was crap. Qabil whatever and Qabil whatever movie was alot more crappier. I suggest you spend your $4 wisely and not get the movie. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What happened to malay movies ah? it used to be sooo good. Remember puteri impian? puteri impian 2? soal hati? Gemerlapan? even Maria Mariana managed to get my attention..and what do we get now?? Qabil this.. Qabil That..blah. That Yasmin lady tries, but ntah to me her movies aren’t much of a big deal. It’s always of the same plot. mcm yesss we get it that you support inter-racial relationships aswell as underaged ones. come up with a new story line already!!

inda ku suka eh movie ahhhhhhhhhhhh walaupun tia Hans Isaac. BALDING sudah Hans Isaac atu. Boring sudah. Si Nauli ganya gila gila maseh.

so anyway. KEL JAGA KO.

apa kiss kiss??

Samut-stung lips – literally speaking!!!

yawn. last nite, i thought i dreamt scratching my lips cause they itched. mcm banar banar ku menggaru. when i woke up this morning, i felt something wierd bah on my face. my face somehow felt heavier. ran in to the toilet to find a huge ‘nyamuk’ bump on one corner of my lip. LABU BIBIR KU KANA GIGIT SAMUT. ku pikir aku mimpi menggaru bibirku rupanya..menggaru tah ku sudah ku banar banar. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

it’s 10. i was supposed to go to the airport to send off my grandmother for umrah ..*rasa rasa bibir* well guess i’m not going now ha?? malu ku eh kan ke airport meliatkan bibir ku yang SAMUT-STUNG ani. huhuhuhu. bida. I’ve been putting ice on it since half an hour ago and the labu-ness still refuses to go down. Amahku si Yati lagi babal tadi. I intercommed her to get me a bowl of ice.

me: Eh yati..minta AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
her on the other line: bah bah.

skali naik apa bawanya??????? there was a TALL GLASS OF AIR sitting in the middle of a huge tray.

and i was like. oi bukannya AiRRRRRR. AiSss AIsss Aisss ICE bah ICE nda kau meliat bibirku labu ani????

and she went: “ah..ais batu kah kaka siti?” (yes, for some reason, the new batch of maids calls me KAKA SITI..and ive told her so many times not to call me KAKA SITI since she’s OLDER and everything, but this morning, i wasn’t much hassled about it. i was more concerned about getting ice ASAP on the bump of my lip!)

BABAL KAN. mcm hello. awulah ice batu. Ice apa lagi? I ice skating???? ice kacang?? Ce ice baby?? ish.

haha. so dari tadi tah ku mengais bibirku ani.. malu ku kan airport eh usul ku cani. huhuhu.

uwa..and the thing is is, it still itches.
i feel like rubbing my two lips on the cement wall.

gataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

🙁

kiss me…..?? haha buleh time ku bckap pasal bibir jua??

sAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY.

Same shit different day. That’s why i’ve been so lazy to blog. Malas ku kan memarah utakku yang lama inda beparah ani for ideas. I just can’t be bothered.

It’s been a month since i’ve been back. bordering on two..

I heard my sisters are in Brisbane. Siok tah movie world ah? i know for a fact that Kel’s been looking forward to go to a proper theme park (compared to the oh so the very lah dodgy Luna Park in St Kilda) in ages! What i’ve noticed in the last few years that i’ve been in Melbourne is that; tourists don’t go to Melbourne to see the sights.Melbourne’s more to epicure ,shopping, night life, music and art. So if you’re expecting to see kangaroos the whole time you’re there, tough luck. Even the Zoos suck. huhuhu.

I’ve only been to Brisbane once. That time, the only thrilling ride at Movie world were Men in a Batman and Robin costume. LAMA JUA SUDAH TU. huhuhu. BORING JUA TU. Siok lagi bday party yang ber-jollibee kali. huhu.

anyway. off to the tasek.

i need to pluck my eyebrow. but i’m never going to the filipina lady who did my eyebrows the last time. gila. NIPIS ani bah ya buat. mcm BE TATOO tah plang. i was like “OI. THIS IS TOO THIN.” and she’d be like .. “No, Ha, It’s not Thin , Ha, You see, Ip I draw a line herrrreee haaa.. its longeRrrr ba!!”.

muamu ah.

sudahnya paksa be draw a line atu ertinya NIPIS lah tu. palui.

kiss me.