Yo moma jokes could be funny.. in moderation. lol. I still have Yo Momma Jokes ringing in my head from watching lastnite’s episode of YO MOMMA on MTV; YO Momma’s so lazy that when she breast feeds you..she breast feeds you through a straw.. LOL. the most funny one has got to be.. YO MOMMA’S SO CHEAP..THAT SHE GOT MARRIED FOR THE RICE. LOL. Gila banar jua eh.

Thanks to Kamy, im done with this week’s grocery shopping. Drove down to Sydney road to get Halal Meat then Safeway to get some stuff for the pantry.

Non DH and Prisonbreak fans..STOP HERE..

Currently downloading last Sunday’s episode of Desperate Housewives. They had a massive episode a weekend ago where Lanette and a few others were held hostage by a psycho housewife, whose husband cheated on her. CRAZY. Lanette got shot. Along with a few others..but she didn’t die though. Thank god cause what is Desperate housewives withou Lanette!! She’s probably the only wife,the story, im interested in the rest are shit and I HATE HATE HATE TERI HATCHER I HATE HER. EVEN IN SUPERMAN I HATE HER she’s just so annoying to look at. Anyways,yatah tu. moral of the story. husbands. please. dont. cheat. nanti. kena. tembak.pakai.senapang.gajah!!!! Berani jua laki laki ani kdg kdg. In the words of my Nini Boy: “Fool! Bladisapul!”. (Fool Bloody’s FOOL!!!)

On another note,I’m also looking forward to watch this week’s episode of Prison Break. Last week Sarah bailed on what’s his face.. mm.. Schofield leaving him a note that said something along the lines of “Now, i know better.” My response to this would be:-

FUCK OFF.

Kan. I never liked that Sarah girl. If i had it my way, i would’ve shot her right from the very beginning of the series. Anyway. At the end of last week’s episode Sarah was walking back to her..car (leaving schofield behing in a motel in Gila) when that bad ass “FBI” agent, Kellerman caught her. Ok. As for now I can only 1. assume that she’s going to be tortured by the agent to get the information that they need to find schofiled.. 2. HOPE that she would be shot dead.

Well actually. after reading this SCRIPT which i found here. hehehe.. I KNOW that Sarah would be tortured – WITH AN IRON by Kellerman. huhuhuhuhu. Ya. So i’ve kind of spoiled it for myself.. a little bit. hehehe.

But can i help it kah if THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL THING??? And WENTWORTH is the hottest man ALIVE????

indakan? nah.

OH. and one more thing. I cant believe this season of WEEDS have already ended. Bladisful banar. The finale got me at the edge of my seat!! What can the MILF do now??????

OK. Apart from sorting out my groceries.. i have to catch up with Last week’s America’s Next Top Model.. sama Project Runway.. sama.. i cant think now. But i know there was something else i have to watch. Anyways. Yes I agree with Mama Lobengs that Tyra should just get her own personality. I HATE HER TALK SHOW. Love her in ANTM..but her talk show is just plain shit. There are even times when the whole thing just gets AWKWARD and it shows that she’s not capable of handling such situations. Why can’t she just stick to modelling..FOREVER?? However,It’s nice to see her gaining weight.. well maybe thats why kali. She thinks she looks like OPRAH she could run a show like OPRAH… basar kali lagi oprah ah.. alum cukup cincangan tu si tyra ah lol.

but please. i think she should just stop the bloody show before i start hating her like i hate teri hatcher.

ok..i shall write to the board of..uh…i dont know.. hollywood?. now..lol. sorry for ranting. (ok. im at it again) i just cant help it when there’s a show as stupid as a the tyra bank’s show. i really can’t see the point of having your-every-day-plain-janes in the show to talk about stuff like.. “Ya..i broke up with him a year ago and it still hurts..” hello. like. get over it already. like. and this stupid tyra is only making things worse by HAVING THEM TALK ABOUT IT infront millions and millions of people. bodoh. bladispul. And all Tyra could say is “Aw… that’s so sad.. i think i’m tearing up a little bit”. LAME.

lol.eh. ok. this tv junkie is getting hungry.

eh bah. peas out. kan mamasak ku lagi lai..peas to the world. peas. peas. peas.

kiss me.

Just got back from Nawa’s. I just realised i left my keys over at her place. damn you goldfish memory.

I had my churros today along side the Mocha (ah..a bundle of joy!) that i’ve been craving for the whole week. Had Nawa drove me down to Brunswick Street to accompany me to San Churros. Spent the rest of the night at Nawa’s watching MTV. Shit. MTV has changed so much since it was first available in Brunei. It used to be all about backstreet boys, song dedications and Nadia Hutagalung. Now, its turning more in to a nightmare. Sure, shows like Yo Mamma and Sweet 16 and La viva la bam (?) are interesting to watch. But think of the impact of it would have on the younger generation. Do we want sixteen year olds finding happiness in slutty dresses and trashy make up kah? I’ve met enough of them to last me a lifetime sudah. The world sure does not need anymore.

Anyways. Wanda Sykes is HILARIOUS. She played the skunk in Over The Hedge and boy was she a funny skunk! I love her. “I’m going to gas you so hard your grandchildren will stink” says the skunk. lol.

I saw her on Ellen the other day and they were having this discussion on the new “The Bachelor” series. Ellen Degeneres was talking about this PRINCE who plays the bachelor in the upcoming series when Wanda threw in a really DUHHH question:- “Is he handsome?” Ellen’s reply to this was “Yes, of coure he is, he’s a prince!” (i found this funny pun considering the fact that Ellen Degeneres is GAY) Wanda then said:-

“Well.. with Prince Charles out there..you can’t be too sure now can you?” *looks knowingly in to the camera*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That got me rolling on the couch laughing.

love her love her love her. I tried looking her up on youtube but hardly any videos of her came up. boh-reng.

haha.. ok la..1.30.. waking up early to get meat tommorow. promised the girls Pandan Chicken for dinner.

kiss me.