I know i know..pictures kan? huhhu.. im sorry but that’d have to wait a lil bit longer. I’ve been busy juggling desperate housewives, Prisonbreak and K-drama Goong (princess hours) that i havent had the time to resize the pictures i took during our “raya” here. I’ve only got a few more to go..so come back tommorow. I promise it’ll be here.
Summer term starts next week. Time sure does fly when all that is that you do is stay home and get fat. I’m still waiting for that call from NATALIE CHOOT. Oi. Chabo. If you want to go out for a decent japanese lunch or whatever it is you want to eat with me you better make that phone call quick ah! My pocket got hole bah!!! [insert cursing in hokkien here]. Don’t pray pray ah. Time is MONEY…you chinese should know better. huhuhu. Don’t take this to heart cause you know deeps in me hearts me loves youse to the moon stop on swanston to get roasted duck and back. huhuhu. Just think of that Beegees song “How deep is your love” when you see me going online-offline on your msn.
PS: A decent japanese lunch doesn’t involve buying $2 handrolls from the “jap” stalls along swanston street ..and eating it whilst walking to the nearest garbage bin to spit it out cause the SALMON tastes like a fish tank full of goldfish (on laxatives)
Speaking of songs. That reminds me. Kel was telling me that she was surfing on you tube the other day and found this clip of Siti Nurhaliza singing to Once’s – DEALOVA at her wedding. Dedicated to yours truly, Datuk K. Please let me walk you through the lyrics.
Na na na na na na na.. (dang, mun ku apal.. aku type nie..)
na na na na na na…
AKU INGIN MENJADI MIMPI INDAH .. DALAM HIDUPMU..
Kel’s reply to this was.. “Eee. MAU YA JADI MIMPI ORANG TUA? CANA KAN TU!?!?” *kirik* *kirik*.
Yes. My Sentiments exactly!!! CEMANA KAN TU?? hahahaha. Sheesh. If you can’t find the video on youtube (i cant be bothered looking for it) then.. just imagine it lah. Aku pun kirik kirik sini ani uleh nya. huhuhuhu. argh. *it all starts on the pinky.. hate her love her hate her love her hate her love her hate her love her hate her love her hate her..OMG.. LOVE.. ok just for today aku ada extra pinky finger*
ok. founds its!!
Thank you Kaka Shashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So. Melbourne Cup is.. or WAS here. They had a long weekend for the horse races. That could be a long weekend of getting pissed drunk, losing on bets and spending $2000 on a hat-that-they’re-only-going-to-wear-once for others. Its funny lah the Melbournians. They get FIVE days off (including sat and sun) for betting on races. Hairan ako eh. QUeens birthday nada holiday. Anzac day..Sehari saja..tapi MELBOURNE CUP.. wah.. 5 HARI CUTI.. baruya.. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE.. MAOK MAOK MAOK.. OI OI OI . But yeah.. for the past few days, the city has been filled with drunks, girls with lovely hats and illegal immigrants sipping on mocha lattes on the pretty Alley ways of melbourne.
Illegal Immigrants comes in many types and sizes. Ada yang.. ILLEGAL banar banar .. prostitutes smuggled in to the land by ship..
workers from china smuggled in to australia.. yang kapisan beasak asak dalam kutak..and there are students whose visas have been canceled due to various reasons. So ok. we were chilling out at Crown today when i started chatting to this other indo girl who was sitting with another group of people next to me. Ok lah we started with small talk.. your name my name your age my age..came the “what do you do” part..i was surprised when she replied “NOTHING”. I asked her if she was on a holiday she said “NO”. so okay fine. I asked her again.. I WAS EVEN MORE SUPRISED WHEN she revealed that her study visa was cancelled 3 weeks ago and that she was now officially an Illegal Immigrant. So i asked her..(banyak tanya kan aku ani) what she was still doing in Australia. So she explained lah..
if she stayed THEY won’t be able to catch her and knowing the australian government banyak lagi kan durang buat besides running after illegal students..so drpd ya kana ban from entering……mm.. ok. this is getting to complicated. let me break it down for you.
1. BY LAW she was supposed to leave Melbourne the moment her visa got cancelled Which would result in her being banned in to coming in to Australia for three years.
2. But this girl decided to stay confident that there’s NO WAY that they could find her. Which is true..to tell you honestly, i dont think the officials could be bothered running after a 20 year old girl whose ONLY fault was OVERSTAYING as a result of unsatisfactory ATTENDANCE.
3.She could flee to Sydney, Brisbane and Perth WITHOUT the officials batting an eye lid. (cause all the ID that you need to fly to these states is really just a student ID or a driver’s license) hence making it much much more harder for them to track her.
4. The only thing that would be hold against her if she gets caught is that she’d be BANNED from coming in to Australia for 3 years.
5. Since she doesn’t see this as a lost on her side.. she might as well stay and enjoy melbourne till she gets sick of it kan???
…. then in that case. She’s stupid . Well..its true pulang..sebelum kana ban baik that enjoy enjoy dulu..BUT What if. Say what if kan..she gets in to a huge bitch fest with one of her mates and the “mate” resorted to calling up the police and tells them that she knows of an illegal immigrant- as a – “DONT FUCK WITH ME OR ELSE I BITCH SLAP YOU BACK TO INDO” thing. Baru ya bitch slap banar. huhuhu.Sendiri tah kau sana atu mendangar lagu Benjamin S arah detention camp. Its true. My friend Nauli had the honour of doing it once. Nauli TURNED her housemate in for being a pain in the butt.
GO NAULI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha. (but that’s another story)
cali lah these people. taking risks like that. baik masa kana antar arah detention center saja? mun kana jail? nauzubillah himinzalik.
Owh well. but thats their problem. hehe. jaga jaga saja your next housemate could be an illegal immigrant!!!
anyway, im off to sleep now.
gonna go to the halal butchers to get meat esok. Lakas abis stock kami sini ani..baik tah kami buka farm saja kali???
kiss me.
ps: this post was starting to look pretty bare.. huhuhu
taken during Maya’s & Syuib’s bday dinner at Sawadee over the wknd. heheh jan marah maya eh. muah!!
aksi kiut. hahahah trying on the hat we bought for syuib. huhuhu.
awu kami sini semua lampoh sudah..sini AYAM AKU nya beinjik bah.
