Boring ku. Boring ring ring ring ring ring..

I went out wit Nat again today. This time for coffee at this place can’t remember what its called crammed in the lanes between Myer and GPO. Spent the rest of the afternoon getting lost at Borders. Didn’t buy anything. Although i did initially wanted to get this:

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and a few other magazines (for toilet reading). But i was strapped for cash and plus i still haven’t finished reading my James Patterson. I’ve been reading his books for quite some time now that i find myself the need to read chick lit. This book the Unwed and The Undead has been around for quite some time now. I first saw it a BIG W and it was selling for $22 (don’t ask me why books are sooo over the top expensive here) hence why i didn’t get it right away. It’s gone down to $16 now. I didn’t realise the book was a part of the “Undead” series. In addition to “The Undead and the Unwed” there’s the Undead & the Unpopular , the Undead & the Unappreciated and The Undead and the Unreturnable and a few others. The book tells a story of a female vampire named Betsy who’s in to her monoloblahniks and what not. Kind of like Christopher Pike meets Sex and the City lah. It should be an interesting read.

back to toilet reading. Ive practically hafal IKEA’s catalogue for 2005 sudah. huhuhu..and Tiffany & Co’s 2004 Summer collection..so there’s an urgent need for new magazines in that section of the apartment. Life used to be so easy back in the boarding house. I used to be able to subscribe to anyyyy magazines and have it billed to my school account (of course mom wasn’t so pleased about this). I used to have copies of vogue cosmo and cleo neatly stacked on the table in my room at every start of the month. Oh how spoilt we were (or I was)! huhuhu. Now it’s like mcm karit bah kan ngeluarkan usin atu. With shopping blogs online there’s hardly any need for me to get them anymore. Other things that we were allowed to charge to our school accounts were things sold at the pharmacy down the street. Mind you the pharmacies here bukannya bejual ubat saja..i used to charge everything from Ralph Lauren perfumes to sanitary pads (the pricey Libra kinds) to stuffed teddy bears to my account at one point i even bought a HAIR STRAIGHTENER with the school account. Kalau ada Maggi. Maggi pun ku charge ke account kali. hahahaha. Doi awal ani. Mudis pun bebata dari Brunei. YANG WHISPER??

hahaha.

oh well.

have a good weekend everyone.

kiss me.

Ghasidah wow!!

panas!!

lol. wah. ok. im going to say that now. instead of just “wow”. i’ll say “Ghasidah WOW!!” lol. ada ada saja. keluarga 69 anie. tra la la la la la la la..*menari twist ala cerita pramlee keluarga 69* lol. tapi karau. …………………………….sadang jua pagi pagi buta menari. REN. I misshyou my tiramishyouu.

My class today got canceled. Thank god i checked my email before flying out of the door in a hurry. I was already half an hour later LATER aku ckp? lol. LATE i mean. Ya. I’m still having trouble waking up early in the mornings. Maybe i shouldn’t sleep anymore after this. as in no more afternoon naps for syazwana and only sleep at night. DAMN.

huhuhu..what im looking forward to. BOXING DAY. woohoo. I’ve never stayed around for boxing day because even if ive stayed here for summer term id usually go home during christmas breaks and only come back in January. Sale plang maseh but by then all the good stuff would be GONE. However, this year unless some miracle happens. I’m staying. Boxing day falls on the 26th of December and all of the shops in the city would be on a crazy sale.

50%!!!!!
60%!!!!
75%!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and there’s also going to be a DFO (direct factory outlet) opening just accross my house. Great time to buy shoes. Nat, i wonder if the little expensive frock shops on flinders lane (that seems to be seggregated from the rest of the world) are going on sale ha? or are they too good for boxing day sales?? I wonder what boxing day would be like in Sydney..crazy kali. cause they have more shops there.

The Sydney and Melbourne shopping experience are different altogether. First of all, What ive noticed during my short stay there, Sydney have bigger shopping mallss (in the city) and while Melbourne has a stretch of road assigned for the top knotch brands like Gucci, Prada, Hermes.. these shops in Sydney seems to be scattered everywhere. The Hermes that i saw the other day when i was in sydney was located next to a longkang. And there seems to be more little boutiques carrying Australian & International designer stuff in the city. I guess thats what makes Sydney great , cause you never know what great shop u’d find just around the corner. I think the same thing applies to melbourne, but in a different light. Shopping in Melbourne is a whole different experience. Designer shops hidden in little lanes. Similar to the restaurant,some shops are hidden underground, behind graffiti walls. Its crazy. and then there’s places like Chapel Street and Flinders Lane where cafes and jazz bars co-exist on a street dedicated to shopping. There are also newly renovated malls like QV and Melbourne Central that boasts stylish decors and a variety of new shops and cafes. If i was to choose shopping in Sydney ka Melbourne. I’d say Melbourne. Sydney’s too congested to enjoy shopping.

huhhu.
GHASIDAH WOW!! PANAS. malas ku menyambung eh.

PANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

LOL. I GOT THIS IN THE MAIL

wahahahahahaha. rasa jua kan be plasma atu ah. siok jua plang be plasma. siok karaoke. huhuhuhu..sama siok meliat istana idaman. ish. siapa nama laki laki yang ku mimpi atu ah.. lupa ku. ariatu tecari sudah.

kiss me.

I WANT

PUMPKIN PIE. IM CRAVING FOR PUMPKIN PIE. WHERE TO GET HA??
i don’t bake.. so no luck there. I DONT KNOW WHY IM CRAVING FOR IT WHEN IVE NEVER EVER HAD IT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
I think my tastebuds got confused between the dudul labu that i never got to have during raya with pumpkin pie.

Bu, if ure reading this. ariatu nah i knew something was missing. dudul labu sama dudul kacang merah.. uwaaaa..siasapun eh..

oh well i’ll check out the local cheesecake shop..mana tau ada Pumpkin cheesecake?

highly doubtful. but worth checking out.

kamu tau siapa lagi hot? pelakon Istana Idaman.. can’t remember his name now. no. not Jalaludin Hassan atu gila lawa lagi niniku. huhuhuh.. ih krg tah. BULEH KU MIMPI PELAKON ISTANA IDAMAN KAH??

Ren, kau pandai ah. Apa ertinya tu ah???

kiss me.

Somewhat displeased..

*sigh*

Its 3 in the morning. I’ve got an early 9am class tommorow and I don’t know why i’m still awake at this ungodly hour. My body clock hasn’t quite adjusted to my school timetable yet. I’m also blaming it on day lights savings. Clocks go one hour faster in summer here in Melbourne. We’ve had it for a while now but because of my late night playing monopoly (pc monopoly ehe kedapatan tia) habits over the holiday the time difference didn’t quite set with my biological rythm yatah sekalinya awal ani aku merana, inda dpt tidur. I realise that time flies even more faster during summer. ALANG ALANG JUA SEJAM. MENGAPA INDA KAMU LAJUKAN 24 JAM. nda ku sasak eh… ehe ehe *PIGANG PEMARANG* SIAPA CKP AKU SASAK AH? MANA ADA!!!!!!

Melbourne’s been awfully hot past few days. Last i check it’s going to be 26 degrees max tommorow. Not so bad compared to a fe w days ago where it was 36 degrees for two consecutive days. Gila yoh. And the panas is not like the panas in Brunei. Brunei bepaloh lagi. Sini the air is sooo dryy! On hot days it feels like the heat is biting on your skin. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. It’s not that bad in the evenings though..or at least not yet.

Another thing i hate about summer (and i’ll keep saying this until i kill them all) are flies. Big fat flies that presistently sticks on to your face as if they spent the whole day swimming in a pool of UHU paste. Gila. and i thought living on the 22nd floor i would be protected against these icky little buggers..or so i think; inda jua. just another day a few manage to fly in to the apartment. GILA. Handal ya terabang tinggi tinggi. LALAT DARI SARKIS (circus) kali?????? kill kill die die. I think they’re competing among the other fellow lalats kali belumba who can fly to the top of the highest building.. mcm ada Guinness book of lalat records. Ani kira prelimenary round..next stop KLCC skali yang manang dpt hadiah skali host nya..TAHI LALAT HALIM OTHMAN. huhuhu. cheh. ataupun FEAR FACTOR kah tu. huhuhuhu. cali jua tu ada lalat fear factor. huhuhuh. kalau ada its biggest fear should be disturbing MY peace. Oh. and the flies here are not like what u get in Brunei pun. di Brunei lalat nya kurus kurus. Disini lalatnya kuat makan huhu basa basa dang, inda lagi haba basa nya. Di brunei lalatnya paham lagi.. kalau lilin bepasang pandai takut.. sini kalau bepasang lilin durang pikir durang kana buatkan romantic candle light dinner kali. baru ya. living proof of: “Mun paham bisai”

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Sorry Halim, isok isok tah mengantati kek.

omg. ive been rambling on for a good 20 minutes now. I think i should stop and try to go to sleep.

kiss me.

Ps: i personally think Halim Othman is hot.

meeow.

Boring ku. I wonder how’s me cats back home doing . Heh. This is what happens when you’re home sick. You tend to ask about anything and everything that breathes back home. You go..HOW’S SAMI? although u know he was sacked as your driver ages ago. Skali u suddenly remember all these people u havent seen in a long .. mcm.. Mrs Wong my form 3 History teacher. How is she ah?? sigh. kan balikkue. homesick kue.

During this time last year, i was waking up early in the mornings to join my cousins at squash di Stadium. awu bah. yang sama PG HAS……. huhuhu atu bah. I played from Mondays to Saturdays ..tapi tekana ada kadai chicken rice (Happy Dean) sama kadai cucur pisang (Jalan Durian) ampir atu nda tah jua mau kurus. huhuhuhu. Imagine if i did all that squash training and not eat for the whole 3 months that i was in brunei.. gila men..kurus banar2 kali.. kalah apek saiful yang senario.. huhuhu.

I miss Happy Dean.

Speaking of cucur. I had a helper back home who loved to show off her cooking skills by making everything Cucur. Kalau ya ada website, id imagine it to be : www.justcucur.com . There was this one time she made cucur..out of Maggi. MAGGI guys!! Being the fussy eater, that was enough to put me off Maggi for a while. Paning bah orang dirumah atu ulehnya, babu ganya berani mencuba huhuhu. I remember having a chat with my dad about it and my dad was like:“Ti, Lai, si Irus ani..kalau ada selipar..SELIPAR pun cucurnya kali heh heh heh heh”

i couldn’t agree more. baik jua pandai beranti huhuhuhu

Si Ren balik sudah. Ren kirimsalam saja Ruti “MANTAGA” dari barkat ah. huhuhuhu. adakah Mantaga. huhuhuhu..

meow meow meow.. i am so bored. Oh. I went to class tadi. Skali. Siok jua ah marketing anie.. i took marketing in my first year but that was only because it was one of the core subjects. This semester i’m left with 3 electives and having done all of my other HRM and MGMT subjects i chose 3 marketing subjects as electives and i’m really enjoying it. Maybe i should base my masters on Marketing instead of Management ah..im also wondering if it would be a good idea to go into Property Manangement.. but then..is there a future for real estate kah di brunei atu? huhuhu..cubatah ada Masters CAPAT KAYA. Then i could retire early and buy myself an island somewhere off the coast of Sri Lanka and have lavish holidays to the Greek Islands every other weekend. I was talking about this with Nat yesterday during lunch. How nice it would be to go in to the trendy shops that sells $500 per garment on flinders lane and FIGHT about whose gonna pay whose stuff.

“No No use my credit card!”
“No no have mine. here!”
“No no use mine lah!! u pay for the roti tissue already!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO tsk. this time my turn lah. its ok!”
“NOooooo. eh u calling me poor is it? no no use mine!!”
“oh..ok lah.. but next time its on me ok!” (ciye)

wah. wouldn’t that be nice? hahaha Nat was telling me about what she saw in a chinese movie once. A lady went in to an expensive shop jua.. and goes

“This this this this this this this…” *points to the garments in the shop*
ok. THESE ONES. I DONT WANT. I’m taking the rest.

wah. she went and bought the whole shop. sigh.

hahaha all we could afford to do now..is go
“this this this this this this and this” at a stall selling fruits at Victoria Market and go. “all that. i dont want. just this MANGO please”.

kalau di brunei arah tambing..

“ani ani ani ani ani ani..semua alai inda mau!”
“Langsat atu saja…………..sebiji!”

sigh. oh well a girl can dream.. huhuhu

anyway, time for me to..i dont know.

bye

kiss me.

ps: is it wrong for me to find this guy so so so so so so so so so seksi kah? huhuhu.

PASS henglis nya. henglis kedayan. huhuhu. sigh……..

Mr Phua and Ms Choot

i wrote a long bitch ass post last night. I clicked PUBLISH. badluck. The server was down and all of my ramblings about what i did the day before DISSAPEARED. just like that. I did copy it.. but hehe i kinda copied something else over it without realising. When i opened up my notepad to retrieve everything that i had copied.. huhuhu………. i screamed.

ILANG SEMUANYA. ILANG. ILANG. ILANG. ILANG. ILANG. ILANG. Its hightime wordpress or blogspot or whatever develop that auto saving thing like Microsoft Word. Its annoying. Ani TAWAR sudah atiku. i can’t be bothered re-writing it. hish.

I’ve enrolled for Summer school. And my classes run from Wenesday to Friday. SEMUA LAGI MORNING CLASSES. i’ve got the day off today and i’m spending it with Natanie Choot. lol. Daughter of Choot. Not sure where we’re going for lunch but i realy want to check out this Japanese restaurant down on flinders lane. Apparently its hidden somewhere behind graffiti walls. Macam macam sini ani. semua betapok. even the public toilets are hidden underground.

its only 10 by the way. I couldn’t sleep anymore because of the heat. it’s sooooooooo panassssssssssssssssss and stuffy in my room that i almost choked when i woke up this morning. need to get a fan. Times like this i wonder why I gave my one and only table-top fan to the boarding house. Kata kata ku. I wonder if its still there even. It’s been a good six years and everyone knows that things you buy from Target doesn’t last forever. cheh.

i just found out that Phua Chu kang is CINDIAN. lol. I was watching it the other day and when the credits came on i scanned the screen for his real name. Skali nada. yang ada Kermit Singh and nawa was the one who pointed it out to me. and i was like eh? SINGH??? PCK reminds me of Natalie whose really funny in real life. Nat’s a very witty girl who can make u laugh almost instantly. She was over the other day and she started asking us how much the Keyboard in our living room was (which is btw isn’t ours but Nauli’s and she has yet to lug it back to her new house) anyway so i went…

me: this one kah?? this one..$1.
nat: serious bah!!!!! (this penang girl knows how to incorporate BAH in her sentences)
me: serious.
Nat: siti!! how much!!
me: $1
Nat: ok..SHIT …
me: why??
Nat: I buy the other day $2.50.

kes sasak. hahahaha.

hahahahahaaha I think the first thing she said to me when i met her in boarding school was.. “wah..siti.. why is your laptop toshiba?” and i was like “oh this one mine, the school one in my room”.. and Nat being the big bully went “Oh. ok..i heard toshiba very good one..u try throwing it downstairs (we were talking on the stairs) and it never BREAKS one..u go try try try!”. cheh. Jealous much? huhu.

so anyway yeah looking forward to hang out wit dis natanie choot today..NAT u better watch ure back ah. if KENSEL out on me one more time..i go BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

oh i would like to plug RANONIKE / SUperfriends. another funny guy that never fails to crack me up..ya sama kawan2 nya sama cousin2 nya lah cali. inda branti menyaya. hahahaha. u should read ya punya reviews on casino royale..”It was kinda different from the other Bond movies, its like kena ass-whooped banar-banar ia oleh org jahat atu eh but yeah its worth your money hehe Bond Girl hot but you should see her in ‘The Dreamers” lagi ahem ahem ;p… “ haha BUBBLY/Godfather is probably the true defenition of CHEEKY sama BULLY.

aku suka orang yang cali cali. they make my world go round.

kiss me.

LED is the new BRACK

Me: Hi. can i order one mango tea with pearl?
old chinese lady behind counter:- ya ya..ok ok.. wif pearl ha?
me: ya.
chinese lady behind counter: ok. u want take away or dlink here hor?
me: take away
chinese lady behind counter:- ok ah.. u want LED (red) tea or BRACK (black) tea?
me: BRACK.
chinese lady behind counter:- ok ok.. have a seat.
me: eh! wait!
chinese lady behind counter: WAT?
me: no ice!

adakah black jadi brack red jadi led.

Nat on the other hand was telling me how people from HONGKONG (i refuse to say hongky) confuses the letter L with N. Instead of calling her Natalie. they call her “NATANIE”. LOL. It’s hinanious!

lol. Nat. I guess its not FLYINGNAT.BLOGSPOT.COM anymore. its FRYING NAT. BROGSPOT.COM or FNYING NAT . BNOGSPOT.COM

lol. Si Maya lagi handal. Adakah “Ku tampar karang MURUT (mulut) mu!”???? LOL.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

kiss me.

Attention House Converts:-

Solsonik – I’m in love again

Great morning pick me up. Happy Monday everyone! I’ve got a couple of new tracks in hand but im still playing “who’s who” , trying to match the tracks with their singers. I’ll upload them on my multiply once i’ve got their names right. I’m off to school now. huhuhu.

you groove,
Sash

is J**b*r a bad word?

Jamal Jalan Jalan Jalan Jalan Jumpa Jin, Jin Julok J****r Jamal, Jamal Juluk J****r Jin,
Jin Jerit Jangan Jangan Jangan..

It’s probably not a bad word. But it’s definitely nda senunoh that’s why im censoring it. huhuhu. Anu bah..

iatah bah..

nada..

boring ah?
awu.

berabis kan?
awu.

sudah kau makan?
sudah.

dimana?
dimana mana saja..

ngaleh kau layan aku kah?
ngaleh.

kenapa?
pasal ngaleh lah..

ah…..
ah yatah bah.. ada staple?

random jua kau ani.
awu.

kan kau apa staple?
ntah. saja.

ah..naa ku staple.
sian jua nada.. mm.. minyak kapak ada?

nada.
kesian. apatah ada?

nada.
kesian.

awu.


hmm..
eh!

eh apa?
minta staple..

………

Good news & Bad News

Rumours are circulating that Wentworth Miller is gay. I found out from Nawa who found out from Nick who found out from Peter. My reaction to this was? Wentworth? Wentworth who? MY wentworth? Can’t be! if that’s the case then the world doesn’t make sense anymore!!!!!!!!!

Shakened up by the whole thing, i straight away went on the internet and googled “Wentworth Miller GAY”. And I didn’t find anything of subsantial proof,only that he was found holding another guy’s hand at a party somewhere. So? He’s a hand holder it doesn’t say anything.

Ah. The power of denial kan?

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The good news is that apparently this Peter guy thinks everyonefrom Tom Cruise to John Travolta to Oprah is gay When i asked why, Nick told me it was because Peter is gay!

So i don’t think there’s anything to worry about lah. hahaha. Just another gay-guy’s attempt in crushing every woman’s dreams of baring Wentworth Miller’s child.

kah kah kah..
tekajut babi ku dang.

Another lazy sunday. Spent the whole day in bed, i just finished taking my shower and Nawa just called. We’re going out for dinner. Good timing too.. sikit lagi ku kan pingsan..lapar. *AHAKS* ketawa BRUCLASS style.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JOKES PAGE ARAH BRUCLASS AH????? That used to be one of my daily reads. I loved the jokes that were posted up daily by the contributors. It’s my home away from home. SIAPA DELETE? DAN KENAPA? ANYONE KNOWS????

kiss me.

ps: what’s up with my layout?