I went to the bank across the street to withdraw money yesterday. I lost my debit card remember?

Upon arriving at the bank..i walked over to the counter and handed the lady my passport and explained my predicament to her.

me: haaaiii.. i LOST my atm card.. ive put a block on it, was just wondering if u can give me my account number so that i can withdraw money from that lady over there..*points to grumpy greek lady with orange hair*
Lady: yah sure.. do u have two forms of id with u today?
me: yes. *takes out student id*
Lady flips open my passport …. a bright blue debit card drops on to the floor.
Lady: *picks the card up* and.. what’s this???

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my debit card was in my passport the whole bloody time!!
me: oh shit. Since ive found it..can i get my 15 dollars back? (ive put a block on the atm card. they’ve charged me an extra 15bucks to get a new one)
lady: im afraid no..cause uve already put a block on it..

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: okay…………

HOW STUPID IS THAT??? ITS LIKE .. going on the weighing scale after one week of drinking slimming tea.. only to find out that you havent LOST 5KGS. I was bummed out to the maksima.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*slaps forehead*

im such a ditz.

NOTE TO SELF: NEXT TIME PUT BACK CARD IN PURSE AFTER BUYING BAKUNIS.