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Terimakash Power root
Terimakasih power root
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Terimakas Power root!!

KECERGASAN TANPA BATASAN :- POWER ROOT.

Power root power root power root. The ad followed me back to Melbourne. I just can’t seem to get this drink out of my head. Mamalobengs feels the same way. We’ve been constantly bombarded by Power root ads that we are now actually curious to know what it tastes like.Since its not available in brunei, apatah lagi di MELBOURNE ive taken the initiative to surf through the internet for its ingredients so that i can have a fair idea on how it tastes like.

According to this Power root is made up of :-

Filtered Water (is it really?)
Tongkat Ali Extract (ahem)
Citric Acid
Fructose
Honey (kah horny?)
Yellow 5(CI19140),
Flavourings
Permitted Perservative. (like? a pinch of kacip fatimah?)

ok. i have not the slightest idea..but it definitely doesn’t taste like SUNVALLEY ORANGE JUICE lah..or MANISAN for that matter.

so ok. im cool with honey, yellow 5 (whatever the heck that is), flavourings etc etc etc.. but the Tongkat Ali, im not too sure. Yes tongkat ali is energising.. but to what extent? plus isn’t Tongkat Ali some sort of a viagra to the malay world? kan? i thought so too. I’ll be diplomatic and settle for ‘maybe, sikit saja tongkat ali dorang pakai..therefore tidak MEMUJARABKAN..kekeke’.

But i think kan guys, if Power root was to be made available in Brunei’s kedai runcits like Sehat Water, i reckon there would be RAPES. hahaha. Funny, but at the same time very disturbing. Banar jua tu? It should really be a prescribed drug and not a DRINK that could be consumed saja saja during AF.

this SHOULD be their AD:-
*kampong chinese man walks in to kedai runcit atas bukit*
KampongChineseManTinggalbawahbukit:-“Eh youk, jangan kelentong sama saya aaaa, jangan bagi saya itu air sehat sama coke ah.. saya mau itu satu POWER ROOT .. bungkus SIKALANG!! bini saya sudah tunggu!!”
Owner of Kedai Runcit Atas Bukit:- “Ok. Kali ini tidada tipu.. itttuuuuu doktorrr sudah suro kasiii pass ini minumaan untuk semuaaa enjoy!!” *hands him the power root*
KampongChineseManyangtinggalbawahbukit:-” Waaaah itu macam kaah?? okaayy ahhh, Thank youkkkkkkkkkkkk!!”

Luan creative banar bah orang orang ani.. sampai Tongkat Ali kan dijadikannya mcm coca-cola. They’re even marketing it like coca-cola. What next? Tiger-Balm EXTRACT Coke? “Just like coke..but like tiger”. or or.. “Sprite rasa Kuyu!”;- “pening kah anda?” “Mopiko EXTRACT Soda!” – . Ada ada saja. And Mawi will be the face of every weird canned drinks there is out there. Duta minuman minuman menguatkan. hahahaha. On another note; HOW EFFECTIVE IS MAWI?? gila yoh. kalau ya jual gigi palsu..membali jua ku tu yoh. untuk siapa? antah. untuk periasan pun inda papa.

power dowh!

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