I’m not giving out the password to my previous post. and thats that. I just needed to rant thats all.Last time i checked, I am still entitled to keep secrets. I know i dont do password protect as often. but this time, there was a need for it huhu. I guess the only way you are able to read the contents of the post is by going to the nearest bomoh and have it read from a bowl of water.

I had a shot of caramel machiatto from “darimanakalaubukanSTARBUCKS” earlier. I skulled it on the way home like it was nobody’s business.Thanks to the caffeine rush my eyes are nowww wideeeeeeeeeee open. So wide, that if they were britney spears’ legs you could definitely see something smiling.If you dont know what i’m talking about..come on la. get with the program!!! Huhu. Anyways, this is why i don’t like her. She’s an example of those people who have been shaped by the media. E-news says white trash . She smiles,from down there.

Exactly why some things should be kept secret kan? Pakai bah Spendet. Spendar. Spandit. Spindat. Spendex dan lain lain. dan lain lain. *yawn* kan diapa tia duit banyak banyak atu.

i have nothing to say banarnya. cept for..

Looking goooooooooooood.
not too shabby!

aha .. aha..

hehe. just a song that’s been stuck in my head all weekend. huhuhu. It’s Cerrone’s – Not Too Shabby. I probably have it uploaded somewhere in my multiply. However, don’t bother. It’s a remix pakai fengtau punya. huhuhu. argh. boring kuuuuuu. boring. ring ring.

have you guys heard of the never ending song?

*in the tune of some nursery rhyme the name i’ve forgotten*

makan apa makan apa makan apa sekarang?
makan pisang makan pisang makan pisang sekarang

pisang apa pisang apa pisang apa sekarang?
pisang tanduk pisang tanduk pisang tanduk sekarang

tanduk apa tanduk apa tanduk apa sekarang?
tanduk kerbau tanduk kerbau tanduk kerbau sekarang

kerbau apa kerbau apa kerbau apa sekarang?
kerbau putih kerbau putih kerbau putih sekarang

putih apa putih apa putih apa sekarang?
putih baju putih baju putih baju sekarang

baju apa baju apa baju apa sekarang..?
baju sekolah baju sekolah baju sekolah sekarang..

sekolah apa sekolah apa sekolah apa sekarang?
sekolah makan sekolah makan sekolah makan sekarang.

makan apa makan apa makan apa sekarang?
makan pisang makan pisang makan pisang sekarang

pisang apa ..pisang apa.. sudah nyangku. balik balik kan? haha. Imagine kalau ada lagunya banar2? Pingsan kali IPOD kamu. huhu. Sejuta labeh GB pun inda cukup ni. pikir saja kamu. huhuhu.

anyway. i should go.

Luv & Peas,
Syazwana

Bored.

Oh. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAYANGKU MIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huhuhuhu. Jangan ckp aku lupa haa..aku ingat haaa.. ganya no credit haa to msg you haaaa..

awu. its been at least a month since i last recharged. malasku bah. nda jua kana telipun?? ada la kana telipun. hehe. biar tia nelipun. hehe. malas kan telipun balik. huhu…

projek runaway is on.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

bored.

HA HA HA. this was what kel said to me before this shot was taken

Kel: Ti. Apanie kan.
Me: W (Double You)

hahahaahahahahahaaha. jadinya inda kan westside?

I agree with her when she says that this whole blogging thing is going towards the IRC DAYS. huhu. IRC kicked off with familiar nicks in #brunei like Boomex,C3po,Yuy,Swee_T, Dawgy, Riddler,@Bkid Puteri8. and then the list of people kept on increasing..sampai lah irc jadi overrated. huhuhu. So, my question is, will blogging eventually be overrated too? ..it definitely looks as if its going down that path lah.

mari kita tengok siapa yang kena.

on another note, i got tagged by Alyaa!!

hahaha. apaaaa lagi ne..

Each player of this game starts out by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog!

Six Weird things about Syazwana:-

1) I wake up in the morning..squinting. blinking. squinting. blinking. hehe ..because i never take my contact lenses off when i go to sleep.
2) I wear my contacts to sleep. (is this weird even? MALAS kali namanya nie)
3) I don’t like sharing spoons. i don’t like people double dipping (think weddings).
4) i don’t eat at weddings .. for reason as mentioned in No. 3.
5) hehe..when i go to KFC or any other fast food outlets. I demand which parts of the chicken i want with my meal. For the 2 piece feed at KFC : 2 thighs. for the wicked wings: All Wingettes. At Nandos: When it’s possible 2 thighs for the combo. At Express; All thighs. and maybe one or two drumstick. for my Chicken Rice: Chicken Breasts. I guess i know which parts of the chicken goes nicely with what. huhu. Which is a really good skill to have..i guess.
6) I don’t eat Mee-goreng look-alike noodles. I don’t i’m just very particular when it comes to noodles. The curly curly noodles reminds me of hair.. and i don’t have curly hair. who in the right mind would eat hair apart from their own? see. NOBODY.

Six friends im “supposed” to tag:-
If i wanted to play tag. I’ll go on friendster. Kalau ku kan main TAMBI pun.. boring..style lama sudah tu tambi atu. krg ani kami main Sims 2 – Night Life. eseh..kalau inda Sims 2 Nightlife.. main Nintendo DS.. ataupun Wii. Ataupun.. BOP IT kalau inda main BOP IT. MAIN SMS SMS sama BOY. Tambi atu zaman NINI kami saja main tu. huhuhu.. eh. tambi sama simban mana satu lagi siok? At this point, i bet some random girl or boy or girlboy reading this is going:-

“Omg, what’s SIMBAN again?”.

like. OMG. fuck off.

i don’t know why i’m so bitchy today. maybe im tired. been running around the city the whole day. huhu.

huhu. anyway. Its the weekend. Nauli and Yeddi just left the place. Yeddi’s here again. This time bringing us presents from Indo in the form of 3 CARTONS OF CIGARO TIK TOK. No lah. They aren’t cuban cigars. We wished, though. Siok kami main Cowboy tu huhuhuu. Anyway, Cigaro TIK TOK are really Chocolate wafers shaped like a Cigar. More or less the equivalent to Choki Choki. It’s “kampong”Chocolate. Then again, unless your Kampung is in BELGIUM (eseh)..it’s a far cry from your normal KAMPONG COKLET.. Nauli was saying that it costs just a little over AU$0.50 for a box of 30, back in Indo.tapi RASA nya..mcm coklet yang $20,000. hahaha. menipu jua eh. tapi banar. you wouldn’t thik FAKE CIGARS would be SO COOL and TASTE SOOO GOOD. hahahaha. Catchy name too. CIGARO TIKTOK. hahahahaa.

CIGARO..CIGARO..CIGARO!! (in the tune of *FIGARO*)

I think i’ve had way too many of it lah that if they were real cigars we would all be on our way to the hospital in an ambulance by now.

Apa Sakit???
Ampus doktor…
Kenapa??
Rokok itu Curut.

jadinya. siapa yang ke INDON atu. JAN LALAI BE KIRIM SINETRON SAMA CD SAJA. Ni kirim ni. CIGARO TIK TOK AH.

Wang Ee stayed over my place friday. Threw a Hainanese Chicken Rice Dinner on her behalf, Wine List: PANDAN SOYA BEAN. Haha. Maya’s staying over for the weekend too. It’s been a busy busy wknd lah..took wangee to the Direct Factory Outlet (DFO) across the street.

I’ve been going to the DFO for six days in a row now! Last Sunday, i went with Wangee, Monday I went with Nawa, Tuesday i went with Kel. Wednesday:- I went with Chandima, Thursday, i went back to return this ill-fitting belt that i got. friday:- i went there again to get shoes.. Saturday:- TODAY. i went with wangee AGAIN. WENT THERE TWICE EVEN. Once this morning and then in the afternoon. OMG. I might as well walk around the place with a cardboard around my neck saying “Loser. No place to go” kan? hahaha.

THATS IT.
I’M STAYING AWAY FROM THE DFO ACROSS THE STREET FROM NOW ON. Boring kali org kadai atu meliat aku saja.. nya krg “Eh balik balik jua anak ani, mcm baru meliat kadai saja!”. translated in to english:-

” OI. repeat repat this child. Like never seen shop before”

lol. But banar. Malu ku. hahaha Walaupun across the street. Nya org skulah ugama dulunya; “walaupun..walau”.

hahaha. ok bah. im off. enjoy the rest of your wknd people.

kiss me.

If you’re reading this. it’s been a while since we last spoke. huhu. sibok banar jua kan org kawin atu? lupa babu kan kami kah? huhuhuhu. well.anyway, i on behalf of molly and kels would like to wish you a very happy 49th birthday. huhuhu.

eh bukan 49. eh brapa tu ah ariatu? kami kira 16 baru bah umur babu ani. hahaha . dua taun lagi kan 18. hahahaha. nya si maya nya “innocent” maseh. eceh. hahahahahahahaha. handal.

wishing you all the happiest of happy birthdays bu, semoga panjang umur murah rezeki..selamat dunia akhirat.

and we all love you to death.

i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you

drpd,
anaknda siti syazwana, siti amalina and siti aqilah.

eh. org bday belanja ni ah. hahahaah….ada maseh babu no account kami kah? hahahahahah

ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES.

ngaleh saja bekelayikan harta. tau tau parai jua.

boring.

Aku sasak nie.
SASAK.

I just finished downloading Episode 2 of Heroes. Took me a day to download it. skali. Guess what happened when i hit PLAY?

Heroes was playing in SPANISH.

the hell man. Its a dubbed version of the episode. argh. cana buleh atu? nda lagi ada warning tu. What a waste of downloading-bandwith. U know kan how i only have 20GB of downloads a month with my “UNLIMITED” plan. arghhhhhhhhh. after downloading Paris Hilton’s “EXPOSED” videos on this random blogsite..i doubt i have much bandwith left. arghhhhhhhhh.

buleh kah Spanish?? KASSIM SANTIAGO belakon.

Heroes plang tapi heroes version “porque sere porque sere” ni. (yes its that line from the song LAMBADA)

i just came back from dinner at this korean joint down the street. 2 hari beruturut turut sudah ku makan bulgogi anie. hahaha. nda bah, Over dinner, me and my sisters got in to an interesting conversation about girls back in ugama school tadi.. mcm how these ugama school girls used to be head over heels for AnZ.

Me: eh. ingat kamu masa ugama durang gila2 si Lan aNz.
si amal: apakan AnZ ada kan?/
Me: eh AnZ bah inda kan kau inda tau.
si amal: eh apakan?? (looks at kel)
si kel: EH APA KAN AnZ.
me: AnZ wah. AnZ yang.. “YE KE IYO KO??”
si amal: OI. A TO Z .
me: apA nyangku kan?!?!?
si amal: A and Z.
me: ehe… ya kah. atu nama bank tu ah. astah. hahaha CONFIDENT ANZ.

Nah website aNZ.

ani baru Lan AtoZ (the cool looking guy holding the guitar)

anyway, i remember how the girls back in ugama school were crazy about this malaysian boyband. particularly with the band leader si LAN (who ended up marrying a bruneian stewardess). gila yo. hahahaha. They would have their quraans open..tapi bawah MIJA meliat gambar si LAN. hahahahahaahaha. ai gila banar eh. skali ada bini2 sorang ani. ya gilakan Andrew Keegan. GOD. andrew keegan. hahaha. i made a mistake of commenting about him once infront of his no 1 fan in this whole wide world : Saleha.

I was like..”eh aniko suka. bida ani?? lawa lagi si JTT.” ME AND MY BIG MOUTH.. i know right??? skali sikit lagi ku kana tumbok. hahahahaha. si saleha ani lagi ganas. mun ya memasik gigiku. rumpang kali ku awal ani.

Anyway,it wasnt after watching GEMERLAPAN that i started to appreciate si Lan ani. atu pun sadang2. but i still prefer him to ANDREW KEEGAN who played the narcissistic model in 10 things about you. sampai ani i cant stand the sight of white boxers. cause it so reminds me of him. huhuhuhu.

oh well.
by the way HOW GOOD WAS GEMERLAPAN? LOL. hahaha KUMPULAN THE SUGARBABIES kali ah!! hahahahahahahaahahaha. i used to watch Gemerlapan over and over sampai apal skrip ani wah.. at one point i even thought the SUGARBABIES were cool. Even now i still remember their footwork to that song.

berdegupp jantungkuuuu mendengarrr kan namamu.. AH AH. hahahaha.

hahhahahaha. sad. eh kan meliat ku lagi eh.. hehehe baik jua ku ariatu bali cd nya di komunis.

eh yatah bah. how good was jennifer hudson’s solo in dream girls?? (sudah atu cover up.)

kiss me.

Been up the whole day. Had a presentation this morning. Presentations at uni are always a funny thing. You get girls by the name of Baiying Chen going as “Pony”. which i later found out from the lecture slides is really “Polly”.

so this was Polly; “Goot mornayng. we wew bee analYZE ..bla bla..My nem is PO-Ni”

And i was like. WHAT THE HELL. PONY. U MUST BE JOKING???

skalinya next to the “Thank u for you listen to us” on the last slide..there it was in bold arial lettering “BAOYING CHEN..(POLLY)”.

THANK YOU FOR YOU LISTEN TO US. again. U MUST BE JOKING??

but hello. why bother changing names if you can’t even pronounce it properly?? why cant you call yourself “A”. or “B”… BULLET FORM LAGI SANANG. go nameless. kan inda menyusahkan?? INDA KU PAHAM KAMU ANI. annoying bah.

It’s been a long week la. haha. I even got in to a fight with my group mate ANGEL (obviously ,not her real name ) @ Chai ren. GIla. i dont think this bitch understands the concept of working in a group. anyway, to cut a long story short.. she never did any of the work that we asked her to do. This angel talks BIGGGGGGG..but no action. paloi lah. everytime i see her she’d be the one FULL OF IDEAS. full of bullshit la. Datang kan buat keraja. doi. ABOK PUN NADA. and i thought i was the slacker here. ada lagi paling paloi.

anyway. the day the assignment was due my group mates and i planned to meet up with our work in the computer lab. Angel came and i asked her if she has done any work. She had a lot to say in group meetings so i really thought she would be the least of my worries.

SKALINYA APANAH. DOI!!! skali ya masuk.. haha she’s only done HALF OF THE INTRODUCTION SECTION. Angered and dissapointed, I sounded her la. i was like..”eh is this all that you’ve done??, u told me on the phone that you’ve almost finished with your part”. of course la i had to throw in a few condesending looks here and there. of course i was going to judge her. MUN NAMANYA she was talking the talk but not walking the walk. and with 4 more hours till the assignment was due in….gila she was sure as hell giving us problems.

SKALINYA.. YA MARAH. she got really defensive saying that i shudnt be pressuring her to work. In my head i was like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME KAH? By not doing any work she was jeopardizing others from passing the assignment pun??? skali ya PRESSURE? KAMI ANI LAGI PRESSURED.Having said this, She still insisted lah for me not to pressure her. and all i could do was sneer. INDA TIA PAHAM KALI BABI ANI. i kept my cool and told her to just finish off whatever she’s doing FAST cause we have no time..

and then.. she looked at me and went “BITCH”. ha.

cheap shot if you ask me.

boring jua tu. mcm..err..sudah tah apa yang ku ckp ani ya inda paham..skali now she’s calling me a bitch. ok la layan saja. AT LEAST THIS BITCH IS DOING WORK nyangku. skali.. she went quiet for 2 seconds huhuu..but started going BITCH BITCH BITCH again. hahaha. boring jua eh. in my head iwas like.. so when do you turn 12??

SKALI during the presentation this morning. wow. banyak ckpnya she was slurring her words like its nobody’s business. mcm choochoo train ya ckap. yang choochoo train inda mau branti pasal breaks nya rusak?? mcm hello. there’s just SOOO MUCH YOU CAN SAY IN TWO SLIDES KAN? *sarcasm* she only did that two slides but it was as if she was reading off the holy bible dari awal sampai abis sampai lah ya KHATAM. Obviously she was trying to make up for the work she hasnt done.welcome to the mind of a slacker, i knew what she was up to. having done minimal work, she was trying her best not to look like a loser in front of everyone

well ANGEL. u shudve thought about that earlier. now its too late for that. ive already sent in a peer assesment review to the lecture.. and my other groupmates and i have agreed that she’s only done about 5% of the work. 5% of sheer crap.

i have also taken the initiative to write her a long ass email telling her how 25 YEAR OLDS SHOULDNT ME GOING AROUND CALLING LITTLE GIRLS LIKE ME “BITCH!”.

argh. i hate her.

i hate people who knows how to taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk saja. but no actionnnnn.

they can all go and die.

kiss me.

ps: oh. jangan namakan anak kamu ANGEL. cause ironically, all the ANGELS that ive met so far are assholes. tantu pulang namanya DEVIL tu. mana tau opposite effect? SETAN kah.

HAI MY NAME IS SOMETHING SOMETHING REN.
JUST CALL ME SETAN.

Incorporating Brunei malay names with Mexican names. In the event that this was going to happen, i wonder what the future of newborn bruneians would be like?

Me and my friend came up with a few good..errr..character building names.. huhuhu

Imagine if you were to name your future sons and daughters;

Tuminam Cruz bin Hamdan

Ramlah Rosa binti Suni

Ani pukulan si yuy nie :-
Wero Wan Maniam < -- SIAPA BAPANYA AH? MASK OF ZORRO?? Sama anie:- Aminul Lucio Maidin (gila kali atu bercharacter serta bercallibre!!!!!) Kassim Santiago bin Asgai (cam nama tarzen) Nurul Emilio Rosamar binti Hassan ehem..ehem panggil saja ROS.

SOFEA JANE . cana buleh namanya sofia jane atu kan?? gila. her parents SHOULD be the ones writing a book on baby names. handal. Sofea Jane. huhu. skali namanya banar rupanya Sapiyyah Maimun Aji Muamad.. kali Jane atu nama nininya..nininya yang JANE bah. eseh. walaupun kacukkan.

kiss me.