THIS IS NOT SASMONROE. I IS RAHIM.

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HEY! MY NAME ARE RAHIM.

WHEN I GROW UP I IS WANT A BIG CAR WITH AT THE SAME TIME A VERY VERY NICE HOUSE. TODAY I AM VERY TIRED, NO? TOMMOROW I IS ALSO TIRED, YES? MY FAVIURITE COLUR AM PINK AND I IS LIKE THE SUN WITH THE TURTLE AND DO YOU LIEK THE SCRAMBLE EGGS? MY SKIN ARE BLACK BUT MY HEAART IS WHITE. MAYBE? IS THE NAME RAHIM MAY BE A NICE NAME, BUT WHEN I IS BORN MY FATHER IS CALL ME THE RAHIM. IS A VERY PROUD NAME IN THE FAMILY. IS MY FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECT IS THE ENGLISH. I IS THE NUMBER ONE IN THE HOUSE. HAHA. I IS JOKE. I MEANING THE CLASS. THE SMART PEOPLE IS VERY GOOD AT JOKING, NO? JUST LIKE ME. RAHIM, YES? WHEN I IS GO HOME I IS LIKE THE SOSIS AND NASI WITH SOME OF THE VERY NICE EGG. WHICH MEANS YOU MAKE WITH ME NEXT TIME OK? IS MY FAVOURITE FOOD. HAHAA.. I IS LIKE THIS GIGGLE, IS MAKE ME SOUND VER FUNNY. JOKEING JOKEING. I IS VERY GOD IN SPELLING. MY FAVOURTIE SPORT IS THE SPELLING. NEXT TIME I COMPETITION I IS TOLD TO SPEELL THE WORD PINEAPPLE.

FIRST I IS SAY. P THE A TING GO ON. I . N . E . A . P . P. L . E . S I GOT THE WRONG SPELLING.

THNX. GOODBYE.
RAHIM IS THE HARUN HAS JUST LEAVING THE BULIDING. HEHE. JUST LIKE THE ELVEIS. .MY RCKER.

Moving aint easy.

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Things to do this afternoon:

-Register a phoneline.
– Register Kristal Astro.
– Buka kipas. Pasal aku awal ani panas.

boring ku. i need to find someone who is free in the afternoons to take me out. For the last few weeks, my afternoons have been spent doing absolutely JILO (zero). Sometimes, i even find myself immersed in 5hours of “ACCIDENTAL” sleep after a big lunch. how shit is that? not that there’s anything to do pun if someone was free enough to free me from afternoon boredom. but its better than sitting at home.. all afternoon.. indulging in sleep.

not today though. im running errands for the parentals. We have been deprived of astro in the last couple of days (maybe thats why im bored kali, astro pun nada!) and my dad has been whining about not being able to access Malaysia Kini and no CNN. I hope, in return of this hard work (nda pulang berapa sebenarnya) of sorting things out, i will be getting an OVEN. not just any oven. a full blown bakery oven!!!!!! none of that pondan kitchen oven.. i want the .. JAY-Z of all OVENS. the SEAN COMB of all ovens. the WEST SIDE f&#*( EAST SIDE of OVENS.

yes.the world is now exposed to my crazy oven fetish. after baking at my aunt’s place in jerudong – who by the way sells cakes from home on a regular basis. There’s no way im going back to the old conventional one. huhuhu. oven nya muat 12 TAKIR. crazy jua tu!!!!!! baru SATU oven tu huhuhuhuhu. skalinya mixer nya… could easily fit 20 trays of brownie mix. Banar. Her oven her mixer her kitchen atu lah sends me tingling in all the right places.

aku kan membuka dana DAPUR BERKUALITAS KADAI ROTI. type DAPUR 100 untuk menderma $100. type DAPUR 500 untuk menderma $500 type DAPUR 1000 untuk menderma $1000. type DAPUR BARANG KEMAS untuk menderma semua barang barang kemas biskita.

eh bah bejalan ku dulu traffic jam krg. hahahahahaha. bila jua pandai traffic.

kiss me.

i dont bite.

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This is what happens everytime i attempt to bangun awal. My nose goes on a crazy watery fit. Mcm waterbed bubus. The initial plan was to go for yoga..tapi mun selisma selisma ani yoga.. annoying ni. sigh. i guess im just going to have to go to my cycling class later at six.

uwaa. tidur balik eh.

Brownie Slots.

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I am only baking on SATURDAYS. To those interested, please order by the end of Friday. Pick up will be in Jerudong, although i would be happy to deliver to those living around the Jerudong,Sengkurong, Telanai, Beribi, Gadong area (kalau aku inda ngaleh).

Phone number: 8950000
Email: syazwana@gmail.com
Price: $15 for a tray 8×8

slots are limited so make sure you get your orders in early*

love,
Sas Brownie.

Abang Toyib is the talk of town.

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To those who have been wondering : We are fine. Thank you for your concerns. We are still smiling 🙂 Yang eksen concern atu kan tau “cerita” saja.. well.. hehe biasa lah tu..nothing new tu pekara atu… terimakaseh saja, lainkali ku mengantati buah, panadol sama ubat supaya menjadi org yang inda brapa penyibuk.

kiss me.

Ku SUE krg kau pakai TANGAN ku ani.

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Todei i was a good girl and was able to make a quick trip to the gym whilst waiting Tharwana to finish browsing through the UK *yawn* exhibition. The Fitness Zone at the Mall is quieter and i just noticed the sauna next to the showers in the women’s bathroom!!!! i didn’t see a sauna at the one in kiulap…or sebenarnya ada? tapi aku inda namfak??????????

Then i managed to caught up with my home girl Nadz for drinks & sushi… now im just watching a guy who i thought was david hasslehoff (!) juggle chainsaws. nice one.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH. it was Hasslehoff that i saw but he wasn’t the one juggling.. America’s got talent is on!! ok. ketara kah that im running out of things to say??
tapi aku ada soalan.

Kenapa Negara Africa, Negara yang Mundur?

…

kenapanah!?!?

PASAL ORANG ORANGNYA SIBOK BEKERITING.

hua hua hua hua hua hua..

kiss me