sASH IS ANGRY..SIKIT HAHAHA.

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SIAPA YANG MEMBARI TAU AKU.. KACIP FATIMAH ATU PAPER PUNCHER needs a good HARD pinch on the bum lah!! HAHAHAHA KACIP FATIMAH BUKAN PUNCHER OIIIIIIIII. KACIP FATIMAH ANI TONGKAT ALI! BOOOOOOOO KAMU SEMUA KAN MENIPU AKU. DAMN FUCKERS. HAHAHAHAHAAHA. LOL.

KISS ME.

Conversation between two good friends../ mini cerpen. hahaha.

Story of a girl who secretly fancies her bestfriend boy.
Girl trying to confess her true feelings for boy.. but not quite sure on how to go on about it.. (bukan cerita sebenar. well. not quite anyway) Follow me through the predicament ah:-

-These two have been friends forever.
-The Girl isn’t the Boy’s type. and The Girl purely accepts this.
-The boy isn’t the girl’s type either.. mainly because he’s a little bit shorter den she is. hahahahaha. girl only dates tall guys.
-The Girl knows there’s not a chance in the world that this boy would go out with her.. and again purely accepts this.
-Girl just needs to get things off her chest.

This is how i would imagine the conversation would turn out to be;

girl: eh..u know what.. i have to tell u something hahahahahaha..minta ku lighter ah.
boy: what? eh..minta ku sigup..
girl: *takes a puff of her ciggarette* i like you hahahahahahahahaha..nah *hands him a marlboro* ko ani apakan..bali wah.
boy: APEH? hahahahahahahahaha
girl: hahahahaha awu.
boy: hahahaha aku pun suka kau..
girl: APEH?
boy: hahahaha…talur ko anih
girl: hehehehehe..ko yang..
boy: ko tu.. hehehehehe
girl: hahahahahaahaha.
boy: hahahahahahahaha.
*silence*
girl boy: hahahahahahahahaha.

baru ya cinta tak kesampaian. hahaha KALAU PAHAM BISAI. Kan. Chances are kan.. Once u get in to the friend friend zone..there’s no turning back. Yatah tu ikut cakap Nike :”JUST DO IT!”

kiss me.

p.s: u cant help but feel sorry for the girl kan? just a little bit sorry. a little bit. hehe. oh visuals added just for the extra korean-drama touch. hahahaha.

work to do

First day of winter. Despite the sunshine shining on my face this morning i found myself shivering in bed.I was tucked in to 3 blankets last nite.. and i think its time for me to get another one (probably the closest thing i can get to a portable heater). It’s bloody 9.9 deegrees tonite..the coldest it has been so far. I won’t be surprised if its gonna snow again in suburbia melbourne this year. tsk. I sense that my readers who are currently in the UK are rolling their eyes straight out of their sockets at the moment. Catch it. heh. Obviously its nothing compared to UK weather lah, i was just chatting to Sha Sha earlier. It’s the first day of SUMMER and the weather’s like 11 deegrees outside. huhuhuhu. One word; KESIAN.

I rode in Nawa’s brandnew,unlike the weather,shimmering shining mini convertible today. Smooooooth car i tell you. The interior’s awesome! complete with checkered side mirrors, an ipod station ok. basically, everything and anything you could possibly wish for in a Mini cooper.Went for a cruise around the city for abit, we only had the top down for a good few minutes as it was really windy. But it was nice. I like being in the centre of attention on the roads here.. hotties all around – so bring it on! wahaha. Not too sure about what them hotties thought of us girls squinting (pasal contacts karing!) and constantly fussing over our hair the whole time lah.. we mustve looked like a Pantene commercial gone wrong horribly wrong. hahaha. extremely cacat.

oh oh.. hahahahahaha GUESS WHO!

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i will treat you nice dinner..two times!!

thank god there arent many pretty korean girls out there. hahahahahahahaha. more korean men for us!!!

I lost my ATM card today. I only realised i lost it when i got back from uni. I was really trying hard to remember where and when i last used it.. after few minutes of cracking my brains out trying to recall the information (completely messing up my room along the way..) one word came to mind; KFC. That was where i last used it. I went straight to yellowpages.com.au (very nifty site!) and searched away for the branch’s number. True enough this NENEK,left it there. hahaha mengapa ku? kan buka account di KFC kali? haha but wudn’t that be great tho?

imagine this:-

*sas walks right in to kfc*

Girl behind the counter: Hi, may i help you?
me: I’ve got an account here. NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME DONT ASK STUPID QWESTIAN… JUST GIVE ME CHICKEN STRAIGHT AWAY!!! *FLIPS HAIR WITH GREAT STRENGTH flexing non-existent muscles at the same time* (its true what they say about hungry people kan? hungry people ANGRY people!)

ha ha .

but yeah..i’ll pick it up tommorow on my way to skool. expectng a very special guest on my door step tommorow morning.. hee-hee. guess who!!!

kiss me.

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Silly Crushes

*giggle* *giggle*
The Korean boy touched my hand. Hahahaha.

Earlier on,there was this k-hottie who wanted to borrrow credits off my student card so that he could print out some notes. (so okay, he’s broke) . His hand brushed mine as he was returning it to me.. hehe. jadinya aku excited (awulah!) ..pasal he’s CUTE.. *giggle*. Ive known him since my diploma days.. 3 years back. He was in a few of my classes during my MIBT days and now, he has followed (what i like to think) me to Uni. Never really did chilled out and stuff.. heck i dont even know his name..(wah i hear alicia keys lah; you dont know my name~~~) but the fact that we still exchanged hi’s everytime we pass each other at school is enough to make me think that we are meant to be. And then 2 days ago, he came up to me and we started talking lah and stuff.. hahahaah we even exchanged emails for MSN. hahaha..yatah skalinya ya cute skali in the world. hahaha tadi before he left he was like – “hey! You didn’t add me last nite! log in to msn! *wink*” and i was like ;

*wink* *wink* *aileppeww!! saranggggeyyy* (dalam hati)

you cute lil printing-credits-digger you. THANK GOD I WORE EYELINER TODAY. haahhaaha.

ol. I’m just being silly. hahahahaa. nevermind.

so yeah anyway, im at school. I was supposed to have a meeting with my lecturer tadi around 11. skali paloi. he told me to comeback around 2 to 3. bloody hell. so here i am lah and its not even ONE yet. mati eh.

kiss me.
ps; who reads here and is from Manchester UK?

i would like to have this conversation with my lecturers..

me: eh teacher, exam 3 hrs ha?
and the teacher wud go…
teacher: yes.
me: wtf. i study one week for exam.. exam u give me only 3 hawa. u not fair la teacher..

i might not be making any sense right now..but hey im stressed out (to the point of wanting to pull all my hair out and weave it in to a nice laptop pouch.)..so its okay.

*stress* *stress*

4 more online tests i have to do by Monday
1 more group assignmnet to be submitted also by Monday.
Prepare answers to 22 questions for my Australian Industrial Relations paper..each 3 pages or at least 1500 words long. fuck man. it gets pretty hard lah exsp when u werent born exposed to trade unions,federal tribunals and what not.. (yatah pasalnya bapa suroh blajar luar negeri nie..supaya paham..heh)
meeting with AIR lecturer tommorow at 11. YAYYY YA KAN NAIKKAN MARKAH ASSIGNMENT KU JADI DISTINCTION!!

my futureeeeeeee is looking veryyyy verry brighttttttttttttttttttttt… now, if only i dont have to sit for this stats paper. its seriously driving me nuts lah.. thanks to never-turning-up-for-lectures…eh antah kamu eh malas ku cakap lagi baik ku makan hello panda. atau pun nama sebenar “anyong sayooo panda!” atau pun ” ARIGATOO PANDA!!” atau pun.. “sawaaadeee panda!””” ataupun “WASAP MA PANDA?” dll, dll.

uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
ive got less than 2 weeks to get my act together.

kiss me.

procrastination at its peak:-

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fuck.

I did my laundry today. As a result, My black silk blouse that i absolutely love is now ruined. I am now holding back tears as i type the words “silk , “dye” , “black” and “can?” on google.

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

laundry rule no 1:-
wash silk by hand…or even better.. never wash them AT ALL.
laundry rule no 2;-
never put dainties in the dryer.

My bras are all ruined too.. and i don’t even own a pair of pliers!

ok. im crying now… seriously.

kiss me.

My Favourite Korean boys on You Tube.

Won Bin – In an Icecream ad.
“es krrrrrim.. merriii krrrisssssssssmassss!! Beskin robins sersi wan”

Get this, two of my favourite korean boys IN ONEEEE ADVERTISEMENT.
Beauty ad featuring Ahn Jung Hwan (the football player)& Hyun Bin who plays “Sam Shik” the epitome of an asshole, on the k-drama series My Lovely Samsoon .. ee lawa eh. kan pengsan ku eh. huhuhu My Lovely Samsoon is a must see too, kinda like the korean version of Abby ALLY (thanks kel for pointing this out) Mcbeal meets Bridget Jones Diary. I think you can find the FULL episodes up for viewing on You Tube.

I cried buckets after watching this movie.. download it NOW on mininova.org WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES OFCOURSE. di komunis pun ada pulang..hehehe.. Cha Tae Hyun..is cute. huhuhu. lol..and he sings too.. lol lol.

THIS SONG..is a MUST HEAR. and so is the drama.. haha Stairway to Heaven.. (20 cd plang hahahaha kalau sanggup!) song by; Kim Bum Soo “Bogo Ship Da” which translates in to I miss you in english. aww. The story involves a guy comitting suicide just so that he could give his eyes to Joong Soh, the love of his life who had suffered permanent damage to her eye in an accident.. (who is also,by the way ,married to another man, Song-Joo played by Sang Woo hahaha..) yes it’s pretty much like that Kiss video clip – because im a girl.. the only difference being that this one is 20-pirated-vcds long. hahahaha.

here’s a video of Kwon Sang Woo singing the song live.. hahaha..original singernya inda handsome bah. Sang woo’s voice isn’t all that.. but yeah the audience enjoyed it. I think it’s mostly because he played his character well in Stairway to Heaven kali, yatah urang pun ikut menyusuk kalbu and PLUS u can get away with almost ANYTHING if your hot. cheh.

eh bah sudah tutup tia computer. belajar.

kiss me.

OMG THAT BI RAIN GUY FROM FULL HOUSE SINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCEPTIONALLY WELL TOO!! CLICK!

hahaha next post will be on members of Suci-dalam-debu IKLIM.. Amy Search and Mawi. lol.

heh.

*screaming at the top of my lungs*

“i love you AHN JUNG HWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“KUSUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EXAMSS!!”

i just had to get that out of my system.

… currently talking to yuy on msn.. my long lost fren who is currently in the uk.. haha
Sas says:
balikan ku beg harrods.
Aloha – Slickline Perforation – Missing My KD says:
awu deh… kiut lawa… macho.. feewwitttt… hebat… DLL DLL
Aloha – Slickline Perforation – Missing My KD says:
hehehehe
Sas says:
hahahahahaha aku mau beg harrods
Aloha – Slickline Perforation – Missing My KD says:
berapa buting
Aloha – Slickline Perforation – Missing My KD says:
aku bali kan ko yg d yayasan saja ah

bayi.

I’m gonna go..splash my face with cold water now.. *note to self; jangan lupa buka contacts before sleeping. u forgot last nite. u stupid cow.
kiss me.

My Lecturer is a pervert part III.

Remember the prawn tempura roll i had on the way to school last week? Today i tried the fried-chicken roll. I don’t know how i missed it last week. I must’ve been blinded out of my mind not to see that they had fried-chicken roll served in the display. I mustve misread it as teriyaki chicken or something..but yeah anyway.. it was good. really really good. huhuhhu.

I’m in my tutorial and the lecturer’s asking every female student int he class if they’ve got boyfriends.

Girl from China: “im so tired”
Lecturer: “yeah that’s because you’ve got too many boyfriends..” what about you novi, how many boyfriends do you have…

yea and so on and so on.. macam nada kraja lain si tua-kutuk-tak-sadar-diri aniii. agatah ko membuat teh kah apakah.. barus kah gigi palsu ah..

Oh I just had a discussion with him about my assignment.. hahahaha and the first thing he said to me was; “sniff sniff.. looks like i wont be kissing anybody today..i’ve got a cold” .

hahaha bloody hell. Macam OI. what makes u think i give a damn?

anyway.
yea. whaddayouknow its monday again.
boooooooooooooooooo.15 days till exams….its a good thing that may has 31 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lapas ani .. im hitting the books. There comes a time, when i have to slap the ‘lazy’ off of me lah.. *sigh*. its the last week of school by the way.. inda terasa kan? to those of you having exams.. good luck!

k i s s meeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~