orang ani.. kalau dipikir pikirkan, puas ya be-choker!!

the topic of conversation for today’s tea with mimi & friends. laen laen bah cerita kami. I was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to typing “Kelabit” on google image. ok. I actually did typed it. but i couldn’t find a funny caption to go with it. so yatah ganya nie. “Puas ya be choker.”

When you’re bored. You are forced to do things like typing “Borneo, Longneck” on google..

contrary to my weekend,I have had a very very boring day!!!!!!

piong piong piong (holds an imaginary gun and starts shooting everything that is in my view)

piong piong pion.. ketipiong payong.

kiss me.

ps: OH ACTUALLY..

“KAU NGUCAPKAN TELINGA KU PANJANG KAH???”

Before the clock strikes twelve, i would like to wish my Bushu a very happy 31st Birthday!! Thanks for the wonderful evening at Charcoal and in the words of Paris “Jailbird” Hilton :-

“Loves it!”
“That’s Hot!”
“Thanx Batch!”.

with love,
Syazwana H.

slept as early as 10 last nite, just to make sure i wake up right on time for personal training at 8 this morning but kan, MY TRAINER JUST HAD TO CANCEL. If i can swear in 1000 different languages, i would. argh. boreng eh cani ani eh. anyways. what’s the story morning glory?

like everyone else, i saw SPIDERMAN sudah. hahahahaha. usually i’ll be 2-3 weeks lambat, sampai bangas movie atu baru ku liat ani inda, i just haaaaaaaaaad to watch it. The day after its premier in Brunei, everyone i knew including the filo waiters and waitresses at Matadoe & Vintage as well as my filo personal trainer were RAVING ABOUT it. I even heard a few fellow filo workers from saloon talking about it on my way up to the gym. Its as if the character Peter Parker is being played by a Davao city basket ball STAR player!!! oi na koh!!!! but yeah it was good. aku bagi Spiderman 2 – 0. lol. adakah membagi markah mcm markah bula. kalau spiderman pandai main gulingtangan baru ku bagi 5- 0. muhahahaha.

seriously, i dont know where i got all this crap from. U know, i usually blog early in the morning, that’s when i dont have writer’s block. huhuhu. boreng eh………………………………….

It’s saturday right? what can i do on a saturday that’d cost me only $1.20?????

kiss me.

To whose its might concerns,

Ini Pikirja baaanyak bagus. Saya suruh dia datang dia datang. Sikijap saja dia datang ini pikirja tida pernah akhir. Dia tinggal itu sebela kadai saya saja, Kalau saya panggil, ada dua mey-net (tida sampai dua meynet la!), dia musti turus datang. Lagi ada bagus kalau itu hujun ada turun, ada banjir, dia suro itu semua barang kasi angkat masok dia punya rumah. itu bagus la. mau kasi high fai ini pikirja. lama lama kirja tida pernah rugi. Banyak hujan lagi bagus itu dia punya rumah lama lama buleh jadi kedai juga sudah! Ujung taun saya mau pergi itu India, cari saya punya anak bawa sini mari, simpan rumah ini pikirja. biar dia jaga. itu macam bagos. saya boleh bisnes laen laen. Isteri saya ada saket, lain taun lagi mau angkat dia sini mari juga, simpan dia rumah juga! ok thank you. good work. itu pasal kalau dia cari kerja kamu tampat, mesti kamu ambil!!!!! banyak tolong.

ok. see you!

ini saya simpan lagi proof dia bagus kirja.

dia tida jaoh dari saya.

kedai saya

Afterrr BANJIR

ok thank you. goodbye!

1.Namakan 10 budak hitam..
Correct answer: the song little indian *HA HA HA coughlamecough*
my answer:Jamie foxx, Usher, Puff daddy..mm..err..Shah Rukh Khan..err.. Anchit, Rohit , Sami, Mani , Vee-jay, Rajen.

2. Namakan 5 kampong yang bermula dengan huruf B
Correct Answer: Beribi, Bunut, Bantun , Bengkurong , Berangan
mun kan be luyar: Ban 1, Ban 2, Ban 3, Ban 4, Ban 5.

gila kali. membari mental jua soalan2 cemani ani ah. anyway. appointment with Fer.

goodmorning & goodbye.

kiss me.

Today, i’m ok. Slightly groggy from dad screaming “MAGHRIB MAGHRIB MAGHRIB BANGUN BANGUN” in my sleepy ears. WHY oh WHY does he have to do that? huhuhuhu. But its true pulang. Sleeping during maghrib is never good. It leaves you with a bad headache that could only be cured by more SLEEPING. and SLEEPING too much is never good – Said the girl who sleeps during maghrib. hahahahaha.

nothing planned for tonight, aside from maybe drinks at taurean with the girls and boy. same shit, different day. so i’ve finished watching ugly betty. u know. the more i watched it, the more i want to continue watching season 3 of desperate housewives. I stopped until episode 12. Does anyone who reads here have it? if you do. please, comment. I’m trying to save cost. Dvd’s here are dirt cheap, only true to an extent. kan abis sudah usin ku membali dvd HARI HARI ani.

I was just catching up with Australian fashion, which i oh so the miss very very much. Kel, if those bettina’s are still on sale, u know which one i’m talking about.. please buy them for me? i promise to pay you when you come back in June. pleaaase. oh get me one in the BIGGEST SIZE POSSIBLE. Surprisingly, its still all pinafores and leggings this season! boreng. But i did looked at some really nice cardigans from Camilla and Marc – ganya? where to wear in Brunei? Unless you have a SHOW at RTB there’s nowhere you can wear them. not in brunei la. see this is what i’m missing out on. and of course the very exciting Myers shoe sale. Not that i ever bought any shoes from Myers during a sale (or no sale actually)but i love going there just to see a good pair of Monolos gets slashed from a few thousand dollars to as little as $500 bucks..BUY ONE GET ONE PAIR FREE, AT THAT! MACAM HA-HA SERVE YOU RIGHT MEMBALI TAH KAMU LAGI AWAL AWAL. I’m sure the sale is better in uk. but whateverrr. anyway, yes!! 500 bucks pun inda ku tebali, so a poor girl’s gotta do what a poor girl’s got to do, TRY THEM ON FOR FREE. So I tried a pair just for kicks the other day.. and right away understood why carrie bradshaw could run in her monolo heels. I slid on a pair and it felt like slipping in to very very comfy bunny slippers. BANAR. sigh. If only i had all the money in the world kan. huhuhu. but its ok. a girl can dreaaaaam – or go to myers to try expensive shoes on to say the least.

nyeow.

im bored again..
hmmm..better get ready for drinks.

kiss me.

I just bought the whole first season of UGLY BETTY on DVD yesterday..started watching it today and guess what????

2 more episodes and I’m done with it!!!!!!!! I’ve been wanting to watch this series since it first came out last year. I tried to catch on the local-free tv in Melbourne but due to my workload last semester, i never got around to do it. ani nah.. LOVING EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE SERIES. It’s not as witty as Desperate Housewives and Sex and the City but it works!!

list of things to watch:-
4 weddings and a Funeral (woohoo, classic movies just my cup of tea!! its too bad how its hard to find old movies here in Brunei, most of my collection i had to buy through ebay 🙁 and due to the Stingy SIA baggage allowance i didn’t get to bring them back!)
Paris Jet’aime (been putting this off, pasal ya mcm boreng)

I finished watching Stranger Than Fiction.. and just what the f***k was that all about???????

i’m bored. banar tah. If i’m not busy at the gym or chilling out with my friends and cousins I’m at home PLAYING SIMS!!!!

Its not that i’ve got nothing to do.I’ve got plenty!i’ve got things like taking my maid back to the tailors because the tailor screwed up her bajukurong! I’ve also been assigned to sort out this container of old vcds.. But i’ve been busy watching them instead. what am i if not the queen of procrastination? I might even just leave the old vcds untouched, mana tau satu hari jadi ANTIK then i could join the Antique Road Show and get a pirated Amy Mastura cd sold for at least 50 pounds!! heh. and that episode with my maid..maybe SHE DID GAINED WEIGHT & IT WASN’t THE TAILOR’S MISTAKE..but i’ll take her anyway. tommorow. I’ve just been putting off everything lately cause i haven’t been in the mood to do chores. yes i’d rather get fat from munching on honeystars all day while watching Ugly Betty.

kiss me.

Spent the morning going through 152 unread forwarded emails in my inbox. This does not include JUNKMAIL. apakaaah lagi usul junk mail ku! sigh.

Anti-Prespirants causing Cancer – biartia masam ketiak asal inda be cancer?
Cakes that look like Nike, Gucci bags – woohoo. more for the materialistic bitches!
Something about david blaine – haha, reminds me of that guy on Astro. the one who’s trying to be like him? sdg sdg jua magic.
*yawn*
A video titled “coca-cola” – which i cant be bothered to download.

when you get this many junk-mail, you’re really not bothered to go through them one by one. Ngaleh saja. I’m in the midst of ticking them all and deleting! siapa ada masa kan mengantar 20 JUNK MAIL SKALI GUS AH?? Get another new HOBBY PLEAAAAAAASE.

i woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

kiss me

I just lied to my personal trainer. He texted me a minute ago asking me to come in and train with him. and i’m like.. *click click click* sorry Fer.. *click click* i’m at the hospital now.. im getting my wisdom teeth checked. (which i had done 2 years ago and there’s no more wisdom teeth cause i had them extracted!) NGALEHKU KAN WORK OUT PAGI PAGI ANI. KALAT MATAKU. UJUNG UJUNG TEKAPIT WEIGHTS KARANG JARI KAKI KU. Ish. oh btw. Anyone who wants personal training for six bucks for an hour and a half can email me at missay018@hotmail.com but his times are limited; mornings & noons saja Monday to Saturday. 3 spaces left. and its SIX BUCKS for ONE AND A HALF HOUR (dirt cheap i tell you!)

he’s not my boyfriend or anything, i’m just helping the guy out. huhu.

anyway. same shit different day. I bought 3 dvds last night, Material Girls , Stranger than Fiction and Paris Je t’aime. I’ve only seen Material Girls. same stuff you’d expect from Hilary Duff. I still like watching these kind of movies. I’ve watched Confessions of a Teenage Drama queen, Lizzy Mcguire the movie, Herbie and i’ve cringed and rolled my eyes a thousand times at the cliched scenes but it still doesn’t stop me from watching them over and over again. huhuhu. Kenapa kan tu ah? I’m looking forward to watch Paris Jetaime. It’s been in my face the whole week bah. wherever i went there it was Paris Je T’aime punya dvd. Supasave, Komunis, Chong Hock.. Paris Jetaime Paris Jetaime, i doubt its anything like Le’Divorce (I LIKE!!) but ntah last night, i thought i’d give it a go. At least Le’divorce i knew what it was about before watching it from the title. at least paham lagi pasal org BECARAI.. ani Paris Je t’aime ani mcm.. yes. i know its in Paris? Je t’aime ani apa? mcm Jejak rasul kah? Jejak Paris? huhuhu. According to rotten tomatoes, its good plang. huhuhu.

sigh. boring ku disini ani eh.
i’ve been seeing Jimah every day for the pastweek now. She’s like my Ren when Ren’s not in Brunei. Ya mau dangani aku mana mana saja. huhuhu mcm si Ren jua. calinya pun mcm si Ren. eh Ren, you’ve been replaced. hahahahaha. inda bah. aku pun sebenarnya rindu si Ren. at least rumah si Ren inda jauh. si Jimah jauh di jerudong, Nangiskue. tapi cali kamu sama. sigh…….

ani si jimah ya suruh aku Attachment arah kadai lingka sebelah rumah. buleh “attachment”! haha damit lagi tu kadainya. i should really take pictures of it and post it in here. nantitah. bila ku sanang sanang.

anyways, im off people. need to wash my hair.

kiss me.

Kesian but It’s about time. and Aznil really stole the show last night. such an attention seeker! He could’ve just gone “I will be doing another 2 concerts before i leave” instead of “Yes i’m leaving………*waits for audiences’ attention* BUT..i will be staying for the last two concerts.

There’s no denying that he’s good but he just screamsss attention whore attention whore attention whore.

lol. buleh kah ku opening pakai Af news. can you tell that i’m running out of things to say? can u can u can u?? hahahaha..

*coughs* *maintains pose*

who’s Dafi?

baik sudah ni AF news ani..kalau ku opening pakai MARIAM..tekajut krg kamu. huhuhu. No plans for Sunday…well. actually i do have plans. i need to get kitty litter for my cat. My cat is officially a high class cat. only low class cats poop on grass. and congrats Hari for making the transition from a perempuan kebret to audrey hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s!

GANYA ABIS TAH USIN KU NI MEMBALI KITTY LITTER SAJA. KURANG ASAM PUNYA KUCING.

Siapa pandai men-train kucing untuk balik o’o ke rumput ah??
kamu pikir Bomba pandai kah? Or are they really useful for getting cats out of trees saja? huhuhu. gila ku paning ku melayan kucing ku ani.

i think ive spent a good $150+ bucks on Hari in the last month.

bawa ya ke doktor : $48
balikan ya cage: $50
Balikan ya punya cornflake sama litter: 30++
Paning , Kapeh inda beusin: PRICELESS

ani baru kucing BIASA.

thank you god for not making hari a persian.

ehe ehe.

bah.. membalikan tampat kucing ku berry dulu.

kiss me.