buleh tahan lah birunya..

Has anyone played this game called Chocolatier before? and no it’s not a boredom induced chocolate eating competition with you and your sisters at 12 oclock at night but a computer game that involves selling and making chocolates around the world in the early 1800s. siok. I was playing it the whole night the other nite..it’s kinda like lemon tycoon only that you don’t sell lemonades but chocolates. It’s the next best thing to Sims 2. i promise.

It’s a full-house. Molly’s back which means all the rooms in the house is occupied for the first time in a year. Been going out for Faiz’z roti almost every other day. and today. i tried my hand at baking cupcakes in which i realised that god never meant for me to bake. and this is why:-

1. I only realised that i forgot to turn the oven to ‘baking mode’ after 20 mins of putting the little cups of batter in.

2 I had to make two batches of icing because i accidentaly poured half a bottle of blue colouring in the first one. I wanted electro blue..but it looked like the ‘blue’ you see after FLUSHING.

3.Because i had to make a second batch, i didn’t have enough icing sugar therefore resorted to making MY OWN ICING SUGAR which resulted in my BLENDER coughing up a fair amount of smoke. This was detected by my maid by the way, i just stood there licking the first batch of monstrous blue icing off my fingers thinking, why the hell does sugar smell like burnt coconut when it’s in the blender? skali nya si Yati nya “kaka siti..kaka siti!!!! ada asapp!!!!!!!” macam..aii..awu ah.. asap…i panicked and asked my maid to take the blender out in to the back. by this time blue icing was already everywhere, and half a cup of granulated sugar spilt all over the kitchen floor. The blender got overheated.

Blender’s meant for blending and not for turning normal sugar in to icing sugar.
The blender’s meant for blending and not for turning normal sugar in to icing suga.
Blender’s meant for blending and not for tuning normal sugar in to icing sugar
the blender’s meant for blending tapi hari ani yang kurang ajar. mcm gula pun kurang ajar jua.

4. I spilt EVERYTHING on just about EVERYWHERE. there were blue smears of icing all over the kitchen counter, floor, sink, trays..EVERYWHERE.

5. by the end of the baking process.. stress ku. kalau ku baking hari hari GUNDUL KALI KEPALA KU. KEPALA KU ANI YANG JADI CUPCAKE KALI.. ive got banana-cinnamon icing substituting for HAIR.

I dont think i have the patience for Baking. I tried my hand at making eclairs once but that was just as disastrous. I just thought i’d giving baking another go today. Martha Stewart makes it seems sooooo easy. eksen nya tu eh. I’m starting to think that there’s an “AYAHANDA PUTRA” of BAKING. huhuhu. si martha stewart ani bukannya buleh pecaya banar. be black magic bah ni ya ah. kau pikir aku inda tau kenapa sebenarnya kau masuk jail ariatu kah?????

But anyway, the cupcakes turned out to be too sweet for my liking and i could still taste the eggs..but as far as texture is concerned, it was just right. The kids didn’t seem to mind it though. However, the adults were put off by the electro blue icing. tau tah org tua tua ani, inda suka meliat ataupun inda ingin meliat cake yang mcm mcm warnanya.

that’s it la. no more baking for me. i’ll just stick to cooking from now on. FINISH. ABIS. FINITO. PAPAI. BYE BYE. *kuyak baking paper* *kuyak recipe* *patahkan baking tray* *cabut wayar oven, bagi makan arah tikus*

I can’t even make decent cakes out of pre-made mixtures. luan ambitious jua bah aku atu. hahahahaha. Brunei Yakin.

kiss me.

Honestly, im not really the type who goes around snubbing people like tarus tarus. nda jua kan ku tarus2 bitchy? prejudice jua? no no no no no that’s just not how i roll. Nada ku kan pandai mengucapkan org walaupun ia bejagok..walaupun tah jagoknya atu paling basar parnah ku liat seumur idup. Usually kan, if im snubbing you.. ertinya.. YOU MUSTVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG TO PISS ME OFF IN THE PAST bah tu. nda ku pandai eh kan bitchy bitchy ani eh..pandai lagi ku menjahit kali! atu pun inda seberapa. If you i know you, and i’m not smiling at you..

1. its either ku inda nampak.
2. kau pernah ngucapkan aku lampuh
3. aku pura2 inda nampak.

On another note. hee-hee..aku kana saman. adakah pulis atu. menyaman urang arah jalan yang speedlimit nya 50km/h. i was only going at 73km/h at that time. I guess it was just badluck that i got fined. alang2 eh. mun ku tau kan kana saman lajukan lagi sampai 140km/h arah jalan biasa ah..inda jua ku mau rugi tu. terabangkan bah kerita ah. ada jua lagi reasonnya kan menyaman. ani dui mun 73km/h ganya.. kalau mengudar pizza, pizza pun lambat dtg tu. hahaha. when i arrived at the station ada cina ani marahi driver nya..hahaha.. patut tia jua marah mun driver nya mendrive 145 arah jalan biasa. GILA. hahahahaha. luan gagas jua jalan biasa 140. hahahahaha. mcm mcm lah orang disana atu. ada senyum (mcm mengampu jua) ada marah..ada mcm takut. I asked the polis lady.. “eh..ani bah brg ani bah.. nada sorry sorry ni ah?” skali nya “awu nada sorry sorry” huhuhu . cubatah bagi warning kah. mcm baru jua ku parnah bah ni brg cemani ani. huhu. but thank god i was just fined for speeding. rupanya that day they were looking for mobilephone offenders jua. baik jua hari atu aku inda eksen eksen migang telipun ku. ehe ehe.

Molly’s coming back tommorow. yahoooooooooooooo. It’s a full house again!!!!!

ok going back to sleep.

ki me (org inda tesabut “s” kan kiss jadi KI)

Spent the evening chilling out at Bushu’s. huhuh Shiok. should do it again when the rest of the girls are back. awu wah. not just ANY “rest of the girls” what i mean is WHEN,*tarik napas* Amal, Rina, Aimi and Elush comes back. huhuhu. mcm banyak kan kami becousin? awu. banyak. I think on my dad’s side there’s ten girls saja.. all around my age group. Back in the day Aimi & Elush used to be my side kick. Half of the time, if im not at home, i’ll be sleeping over at their place watching movies, reading books, running around the place, playing “chopsticks” on the piano OR in their family van watching Scream on video. Ingat kamu yang van yang ada mcm tulang atas atu? yang satelite ah. hahaha. the main attraction was being able to watch tv in a moving vehicle. biasalah baru jua lapan taun kali ah.. kira “iban” bah tu maseh.. mau jua masuk kerita yang betibi (baik jua inda bebabi..haha apakan , slalu out aku ani. yatah nada ni mun main badminton ahahahaha lagi tia..) but yeah, those were the good times. last last stress pun pasal slalu carah mun main carah. sama kalau time vcr rusak inda dpt liat home alone 1 sama 2. hahahaahahaha. sama kalau si Shahrazi (their baby brother) ikut ikut kan main masak2 jua. hahahahaha. Why were we so anti-boys ah during that age?

so anyway. wahai cousin cousin ku.. cepaaaaaaaaat pulanggg cepat kembali jangannn pergiiii lagiiiii..
firasaaat ku ingiiin tuk kauuu cepat pulanggg..

eseh. can’t wait to see kamu kamu. we’ll have the world’s noisiest sleep over when you all come back ok?

tua tua pun kan sleepover maseh.

ok. so it turns out that there’s no problem with my espeed and what i have to do is get my computer supplier to configue the NAT on my router. ok thats it. ngaleh ku sudah. i’m so overrr downloading mp3s & movies over the internet, for now. ill just pretend that we’re still living in the world where ALL computers,laptops and gadgets only have 2GB worth of memory in them and the term “downloading” “mp3s” “mpegs” “avi” “muamu” never existed.

anyone knows how to configure NAT?
sebenarnya ngaleh sudah ku kan spend usin di komunis ani bah. 🙁

kiss me.

I like blogging in the morning because thats when all bull i call ideas comes to mind. I havent been doing anything much but eat eat eat and eat lately. Kel’s been complaining that she has gained weight. question:- SIAPA SUROH BALIK? there’s really nothing else to do apart from eat eat eat here in brunei. unless u want to see monkeys. ofcourse you have to take a boat to do that.

I should really start going to the tasek again, not that i’ll benefit from it due to the limited time left i have in brunei, but i can always tell people that i’ve started going JUNGLE TREKKING again. wahahaha. It sounds far better than, eh ke deli nutreesh ku.. eh makan duck ku..eh kan makan satay salim ku.. ehhhhhhhhhh kan makan ardam ku.. eh sampit bajuku. kalau kau bagitau urang kau jungle trekking semua orang melangoi inda pecaya mcm “wow. you excercise???” this could mean two things; 1. wow. sehat jua anak ani ah. bagus. 2. eh. banar kah inda ni? . It really depends on the intonation.. huhu.

*looks in the mirror*
eh..my hair is nice today

i just woke up ni sebenarnya. a little earlier than usual. its only 9. Kel came in and woke me up. She’s having her driving lessons with Mr Mani today. She got her license ages ago sebenarnya. but she didn’t get to practice her driving much pasal she had to go back to Melbourne. kesian. ani sibok tah ya practice sama bapanya .

boring ku. today. i am going to go back to deli nutreesh to have their rendang.

and then, im going to.. play imaginary squash with my food.

god.

kiss me.

Woke up a good half an hour ago. I’ve got Sumo-lah playing on the dvd player. BORING. good thing i didn’t catch it at the cinemas, would’ve been a waste of my 7 dollars. banar. Sumolah isn’t as funny compared to Afdlin’s other movies.I know alot of people would agree with me when i say it lacks luster, its cliched, its a complete waste of my 7 bucks (if i had caught it at the cinemas). this is because, i bought a CINEMA copy of the cd. U know how you can listen to the crowd in the cinema in these vcds? ah yatah tu and ONLY a few people laughed when they hit the one-liners. I had high expectations of the movie.. pasal ada si phuachukang. skalinya doi. boring. sebenarnya dari kemarin sudah ku meliat ni..skali inda teabis. ku sambong this morning.

eh. im supposed to be leaving for HRD. need to sort out my uni applications. uwaaaaaaaaa
nda terasa. kan balik!!!

kiss me

It’s evident that the closest people to you can be the ones who hurt you the most (and vice versa). You get shit being thrown at you once in a while but that’s just the way it goes. Hence i will choose not to sit, ponder and blog about what happened, and how what happened hurt me berabis.. simply because, shit happens.i’m just gonna have to get over it.- said the girl who claims to have the soul and mind of a korean gangster. but banar. these things are unavoidable. kan marah pun.. mcm inda guna..sometimes you just have to be diplomatic about certain things even if you dont get your way.

anyway. apart from a few mishaps my day was okay. Went to shikai for lunch AGAIN . I just can’t get enough of duck meat.

Squash is in my agenda tommorow. and maybe a little bit of swimming in the afternoon. maybe, if i can find someone who actually eats DUCK to go with me , DUCK again for dinner.

sebenarnya, im not in the mood to post. can you tell?

k then, i’m off to bed.

peas.

Why is my akon making funny noises? Nya si kel, AKON ka AIRCON ka? . Palui jua org atu memilih nama kan sama mcm penyejuk hawa dingin. But yeah. back to my aircon. it’s been making funny noises since i swished it off. I usually sleep without my aircon only leaving it on for 2-3 hours before i go to sleep and switch it off as soon as i feel like im dozing off. But lastnite, tegugur bawah katil tia remote ah. and i was so sleepy i couldn’t be bothered searching for it. takut ku ada org pigang tangan ku bawah katil ah (!?). scary shit. kenapa ya bising ani. bunyinya mcm org frust saja. krek krek krek. sama bunyinya mcm org yang bukan terpilih untuk masuk final bintang kecil. haha. mcm marah saja bunyinya.

Kalau ku berumah malas ku be aircon eh. high ‘maintain’ bah aircon ani. huhu kalau ku berumah, be kipas saja ku. sama CHIMNEY. ada kah be chimney di brunei muahahaha. i believe in santa clause kali ah. haha. Believe it or not, i just woke up. it’s so good to wake up to; NO WORK. hahahaha. its 9am , i slept in for 2 hours more than what i’m usually allowed to.

Tried calling Kamy to see if she wants to go to Fai’z with me but she didn’t pick up. Kel’s probably still SOL-ing (Snoring Out Loud) . BANGUN WAH KAMU ANI EH. Faiz’z will stop makin ROTI at ELEVEN. BANGUN WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. maybe i should ask azimah where she is? nah kamu. ani baru ya HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Holidayyyyyy celebrateeeeeee.. holidayyyyyyy celebrate… holidaaaaayyy, celebrateeeeeeee. (mesti ada ‘comma’ pasal lagunya banar banar there’s a pause in between holiday and celebrate.) holidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy celebrateeee…

it’s a holi-holi-day!

huhuhu. Oh shit. aku balum buat visa ku. huhu. goodness!!

i should start writing down my ‘list of things to do before going back’.

which will probably consist of : MAKE AIRCON quiet.

*looks at the aircon in confusion*

be off jua sudah tu.

APA LAGI KAU MAU AH AIRCON?

kiss me.

apa lagi kau mau???

kiss m.e.

KELS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! My squash , makan , minum , ketawa , karaoke , makan lagi, minum lagi, makan, makan, makan, squash partner izzz back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Molz won’t be coming back until the 24th. bozeng. Ren my KFC partner won’t be coming back untill the 27th. With my sisters and cousins back for the holidays, the house won’t feel as empty. Tapikan, the fact that they are all back also marks the ending to my holiday here in Brunei. I’ve only got 3 weeks left. Time flies, when you’re doing nothing.

sedih ku eh.

kiss me.

WHat’s up with my sudden popularity on Multiply? I’ve been getting 2 – 5 invites on my multiply A DAY. I know i’m not Paris and i’m still not, pasal i notice these people who are adding me up on to their lists are INDON. krg kana pikir ku INDON. Cali jua. It can’t be my music page that they are after since that page is up for the public to see. ntah. it’s just wierd being invited by all these people. i smell something fishy.

anyway, oh. if you guys have not heard about it yet…

BINTANG KECIL has been cancelled this week. which is pretty ‘dodge’ of them.. but its ok. i guess it gives more time for thes ekids to practice (like they need anymore practicing!). Mom sent me a text saying “Final Bintang Kecil Ditunda sehingga makluman kemudian” which translates to “Kami suka teh tarek kurang manis sama kami dodge brabz di dunia ani.”

heh.
eh saturday nite today ah?

huhuhu…
bah. behapa ni?

kiss me.