hA. i havent heard this one ages.

Taken by Pausebybald

OH. HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY NURUN NAQIYYAH!!!! SORRY DIMALAM KAKA SITI LUPA!!!!!! KAKA SITI LALI. Padahal ingat sudah ariatu!! Kisses to Naqiyyah bush!!!

Bush. biar tia bush. huhuh pandai ya sadar tu krg ya asi asi. huhu boring ja ikut ikut-an. orang mau kereta baru. dia mau kereta baru. orang mau rumah baru dia mau rumah baru. orang mau BLOG baru. dia pun mau BLOG baru. huhu mun ganya blog alum jua brapa. *yawn*

kiss me.

beedaaaak tuan.

bedak pakai fengtau.

WAHAHAAHA. Noble Sinner cracks me up.

Mali maliiiii..kita JOGET. Pasang lagu house itu nyaling nyaling lepas itu kita joget..wooo lansing lansing sampai pagiii oooo.. tatak tahan itu matahali kita guna ituuu kaca mata hitam..nampak muka macam kassim selamat ooo.. tapi peduli apa.. asal dapat JOGETTTTT hahahahah. Pergi itu Kelab..mau JOGET. hahaha. pergi balik lumah simbah itu tepong gandum kasit lantai ada licin supaya boleh JOGETTTTTT. haaaiyaaa olang lain peduli apa..asal boleh joget hati banyak sinanggg ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noblesinner, awu krg ani kalau kan shuffle dgr lagu PRAMLEE saja kali. hahahahaha.

Those who are unfamiliar with the Melbourne Shuffle please try entering a search on youtube.

sakit eh.

oh another day without my laptop.
im at uni again. ONE DOWN 4 MORE TO GO!!!

in mariah carey’s words.. I GOTTA JOGET IT OFF.

(mariah carey kampung aying.)

added:-

i have four assignments due in by the 2nd of february.. SUREEEEEEEE, i have time to procrastinate. why the hell not? sigh. The guy’s ringtone next to me is the one from Mohabattein (i LOVE shahrukh khan in that movie!) and somehow it reminded me of my phonecall with my mom the other day…

me: hello ada ajah *name*
her: awu ya ni becakap.
me: *talks through pinched nose* anubah ani ajah jaimun ni ah dari airport..
her: aha..kenapa?
me: anu.. kan membagitau.. ada barang kita tinggal ah..
her: apa tu ah? (eseh serious)
me: anu.. tinggal bah. cemana ya buleh tinggal atu?
her: apa tu ah?
me: anak kita bah kita tinggalkan di airport.. *TERketawa*
her: ASTAH. KO KAH NI TI? KO PICIK IDONG MU KAH?

i love making prank calls. My favourite has got to be the ‘EH berani ko curi BOYFRIEND ku’ card sama.. “hello..? ani kami dari pelangi fm ni ah.. menelipun sempena hiburan hari raya… silakan tah dengan dedication kita”. hahahahahahahaha. Imagine, when one of my friends called my bluff and went on with HIS Hari raya dedication. *cough*EDE*cough*. hahahahahahaha.

sama aku inda paham. kenapa org slalu buat dedication untuk ANAK/COUSIN/ADIK/ABANG/KAKA durang yang dalam BILIK??? kalau aku.. ku bawa saja ipod ku ke bilik pasangkan ke telinga nya.. “ani nah ku dedicate untuk kau ni ah lagu innuendo ni, belaian jiwa..khas untuk kau”. eseh. belaian jiwa lagi tuuuuuuu! hahahahaha typical. hahaha. anyways yatah bah,haha payah payah saja telipun ke radio. mana tau si Jenny atu sibok????? nyusahkan saja kamu ani.

kiss me

ps: im still at school. i just came back from the it help desk. i had to ask them to UNBLOCk kennysia for me. i go through extremes to read my favourite blogs. are you on the list? huhuhu.

We are at Nauli’s place. Just across the road from where we live. Currently blogging from her computer with the big ass lcd screen. Back when she was living in our building i used to chill out at her place alot. Her place was like my own personal Officeworks. She had a laser printer a faithful computer that almost NEVER breaks down, enormous amounts of junkfood in her pantry basically all the things u need to speed up the assignment do-ing process la! haha and Nauli being quite the character, not a day was spent without laughter. Nothing much have changed since. She still has all the comforts of home the only difference being, she is no longer an earshot away from where we live. uwaa. The best thing about Nauli, she doesn’t mind people living off her. So long that she gets the same treatment. I think that’s why we get along so well. We give and take.

Ive came across alot of different people over the time that ive been here. Most of them were parasites, taking advantage whenever they can. There was this one malay friend i lived with in my first year of Uni, one day i came back from school and was shocked to see all my stuff that was in my handbag scattered all over the dining table. There was a note. left for me that read: “Syaz, I keluar dengan TENGKU N*****, i pinjam your bag, nanti i kasi you balik.” I was gobsmacked. Yes, it was a Prada. But I never knew people would go to extreme extents just to impress. It’s rude enough that she took the bag without my permission, as if to add insult to injury she had SCATTERED all my posessions on the dining table mcm tayik. The word Asshole just doesn’t come close to justify her actions. Weren’t these people taught manners kah by their parents??

Towards the end of the year, i moved out and lived with another malay girl. Another wrong choice. The girl was all about smoking pot , pills and sprinkling POWDER on the kitchen tiles so that she and her boyfriend could practise their MELBOURNE SHUFFLE . When they’re drunk they used to get in to fights where the boyfriend would violently abuse the girlfriend. Once even running around the house searching for her with a knife in his hand. They dont call it SUICIDE TUESDAYS for nothing, I literally ter-peed in my pants. These people were culture shocked to the point of CRAZY. Being only 17 at that time, i thought i was too young to be exposed to these things. Had i not been sensible saw the repercussions of their actions , i would probably have succumbed to the world of alice in wonderland myself. My life then was a turmoil, spiralling down to the highway of CRAZY.

These people were living proof of “lapas dari kandang”. They were crazy. craaaaaaaazzzyyy i tell you.Soon after the girl moved out and my sister moved in. Probably one of the most happiest moments of my life. This is why, i only stick to my sisters/family nowadays and only a handful of people like Nauli who understands the concept of Give and Take. I play it safe. I’ve had my share of kawan makan kawan , kawan ambil duit kawan , kawan pakai kawan that i now know better than to just let people walk all over me like there’s “SELAMAT DATANG” written all over me.

some people they get comfortable too quickly that they end up being selfish and start having complete misregard towards other people’s feelings.

Opportunists comes in all kinds of sizes, status , age.. inda kira..yang KAYA KAYA pun pandai GILA. from experience diorang paling GILA. used to having things their way that they dont think there’s a need to incorporate common courtesy in to their daily lives. I’m soooooo over themmm not to mention those back stabbing assholes!! Kamu ani inda kana ajar CIVIC kah? Sama adakah MAMA SAMA BAPA kamu cematu jua?? must be. Yatah kalinya kamu catu atu. inda kana ajar. Think before doing anything la, pasal last last..BALIK KE PARENTS bah. Nya nini-girl ku nya : SADANG SADANG PALUI.

kiss me.

*Melbourne Shuffle – a style of a dance. kalau lu mau itu fengtau lu shuffle shuffle la sampai mampos. huhu denga itu house music juga shuffle shuffle. dengar itu dance music sama techno juga boley shuffle shuffle sampai silahau pinggang.

A major case of alatulmalasialkarim which is arabic for “malas buat keraja, karim.”

Kel put forward a very interesting question the other day. Ok. It wasn’t really her question. Elush, my cousin in the UK asked her the question and the question was :- Arnab ani. Arnab kah Arnap??

this led me to conjure the question:- Arab kah AraP?

ha ha ha. stress ku nie.. kaja alum abis. hahahahahahahaha.

oh maurina’s helping me out with my marketing work. hahaha. jan kau dulu logg off ah!!!

ps: please advertise on my tagboard. i love it when people advertise on my tagboard. i dont find it rude no. of course its not rude…EVEN I PROMOTE MY BLOG IN MY OWN TAGBOARD. Unfortunately for ME (and you) ill be taking it down soon..no. dont worry. it has nothing to do with the shameless promotion of your sites.. i have issues of my own. jadinya agatah promote tah puas puas. nnda ku marah nie. pebaik tah kamu mempromote gigi amas kamu..agatah. go crazy. huhuhu. yatah masanya nie. promote tah promote.

CAMPAIGN MEM-PROMOTE WEBSITE GILA GILAHAN.

kiss me.

At the school library. The orang putih is just closing up the books area and the melayu is VERY HARD AT WORK. she is not blogging. ehe. she is also the most prettiest girl in the whole wide world.

sigh. banyak karaja ku eh. One assignment after another – or have i posted about that already? Skali computer ku lagi rusak – does this sound familiar to you guys jua kah? if it is. then.. its official. i have nothing to talk about. cept that Kel just asked me if this place was a pasar. It’s a library kel. OUR father did not send us all the way to Melbourne to not be able to tell the difference between a PASAR (you left at home) and a Library. Then again, i dont blame her. It is getting a tad noisy in here. I bet the moment the librarians leave, this place will turn in to a Meranam Disco dansaaa! The wonders of the MUTE option on windows kan? If it wasn’t for it i’d be hearing a little less MUTE in here and alot more of “tumpasi ayeeeeeee” translated in to malay its : tumpah tia air. I dont know whyyyyyyyyy they can’t wait till they get home bah..lawa banar jua lagu latamengeskar ani inda kan tetunggu sampai balik!?!?!?!?!?!? aku peminat numbor satu misha omar inda jua ku main lagunya basar2 di sekulah bah.

kenapa skulah ku banyak lingka? no idea. when they ask me where i go to school. i should really go; “Delhi” , “Serangoon Road” or “Teguh Raya”.

next post: mexican-bruneian baby names.

kiss me.

OH. Finally. a reply!!!!

Dear Miss SKSP,

Please don’t bomb the computershop, beg of you. Tulunglah. My three crying children in the nest on the roof are the only things I have left in this world.- Plis la, sudahpun ku flu, jangantah kan di bomb lagi.

If you’re afraid your bombs will go to waste, you can bomb my ex-wife’s nest and computershop down the road, she is useless anyways.

I’m sure the owners of the computershop downstairs will get ur motherboard sorted out- just as soon as they’re done stealing your parts and replacing them with used ones. Hey, at least they still work..

So please, don’t bomb the shop. I have no money, no job – they just fired me, no where to go, especially since I have bird flu, no one wants me….

Hey but then again, this bird flu’s gonna kill me AND my family anyways, riite? Hmmmm, okay then… BOMB the damn shop!!!

Sincerely,
Mr. Fickle R. Bird

… TWO REPLIES AT THAT. SATU BURONG. SATU COMPUTER SHOP. huhu. computershop Says:
January 17th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Dear Miss Siti Kapisan Sudan Menunggu,

First I take my timing to apologise for the delaying in repair of your computer. The motherboard is slow to coming because first the boards mother said can go and then the boards father said cannot go and then in the ending the father said motherboard go. But then Miss Siti Kapisan Sudah Menunggu, the bird doing delivery have flu. I think Miss Siti Kapisan Sudah menunggu you have heard in the news of the bird flu, you having already i’m sure. I think I start calling you Miss SKSP from now onwards, your full names is too much and make me tiring.
Anyway, Miss SKSP we will tries our best to finish soon your computer because we feel terribly for you komplen komplen all the time. We will aims to hollaback as sooner the most possible. And ples, we do not accept bombs only cash, money and hoes.

Sincerely and forever yours,
computershop

hahahahaha rajin jua readers ku ani ah. hahahahahaha.

dear computer shop,

I wait wait my computer but it never coming coming. I angry-ing angry-ing pun no use. I ask you call me back you never calling calling. I spek english like you never understand. If i spek my language more you dont understand. I long time patience already. Its means i have to resort to hardness;- i will bomb.

I getting sick bah complain complain. Not good. Why take so long for motherboard coming? The motherboard coming by aeroplane or by bird? If by bird which bird? If u use dodo, no wonder long time. u use extingt bird.

ples mr cpmputer shop i want computer. if u want me to stop komplen – ples hollaback.

-Siti KSP.

*Kapisan Sudah Menunggu

hahahaha cali kah kamu kalau ada org ckp arah kamu cani?

“Awueh..kan ke FRENCH ku eh..”

“baru ku balik daripada SPANISH..”

“Ke CHINESE ku cuti ani kali.. kalau panjang umur murah rezeki. ”

adakah ke french. french ani kau pikir siring LABUAN kah!?

—- MSN conversation–

Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
ko talor
Oh hello! says:
ko pisang
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
ahhahaha
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
ko Ruti Tawar Jacobs
Oh hello! says:
ko si Zahid
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
Ai…
Oh hello! says:
ko mau si kaer kali??
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
aku mau jadi c Mahathir Brunei Syiok…
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
Oh hello! says:
aku tau kau nda suka si kaer sal atu aku bagi kau si zahid saja.
Oh hello! says:
Mahathir ani kaling ruti planta kali ah.
Oh hello! says:
mengapa ko.

—-On TIME—
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
pukul berapa ko sana ah?
Oh hello! says:
bah bah mahathir tah nah
Oh hello! says:
pukul berapa kau mau?
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
jadi si mahader? hari jumat dapan tah
Snow Snow Snow!!! says:
pukulan maut c enam jahanam

hahaha GILA TU EH MUN PUKULAN MAUT C ENAM JAHANAM??? hahahahaha..

No. I didn’t go to my friend’s dinner. Thank god. She did told me that her mom was going to COOK BEEF. Those were her exact words hahaha; “I CALL MY MOM ASK HER TO COOK BEEF“. After her dog food business story with the boyfriend, for all i know, beef could be anything from cow intestines to dog food. I escaped it by telling her i had to go cause it was getting dark outside. and i’m scared of the dark. because im scared of ghosts. If she was any smarter, she’d know i was lying pasal it only gets dark after 9PM during summer.

at home.. going to school in a bit..

laptop’s still not repaired. and Jewelle, if only i had all the money in the world i’d channel my anger to a laptop shopping spree. 🙁

kiss me.

…In school. It is so sad that i’m missing out on the Golden Globes award on E. I managed to catch a glimpse of it before leaving for school but it’s irritating how they were showing ads every 2 minutes. I saw Beyonce. Beyonce always looks good that whatever she wears does not really impress me anymore. huhu. Anyway, im at school finishing up my assignment due in lusa. Wargh. kan meliat tinis ku eh.. hensem si Saffin atu. Marat Saffin. Sikit lagi ya Murut Saffin. kalau ya murut, sama kami tu. saudara. huhuhuhu. Since my computer has been MIA ive been indulging myself in a lot of TV. Oh shit. that reminds me. I’m also missing out on My Super Sweet 16 this afternoon 🙁 I don’t care what you guys say.. all i care about is if a girl name katie or lily or mary somewhere, is getting a BMW or P.DIDDY to perform at her birthday party. huhuhuhu. Wished i had that when i turned 16. ani apa.. last last BOUNCER. last last BOUNCER. boring. BOUNCER KARAOKE BOUNCER KARAOKE……. LUCKY DRAW. hahahahahaha.

What did i do for my sixteenth birthday ah?? OH NO! LOL. it was my first year in melbourne. Cousins thought it was funny to take me to Planet Hollywood to have dinner and be embarassed by the waiter during dessert. They got the waiter to shout out my name on the microphone and then forced me to stand up on the chair and got the patrons to sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY. INgat ku mua cousins ku kikik kikik (mcm ambok). hahahaha. Apparently that was their way of getting back at me for being GAWAH and a bully. KANA ku. SATU KUSONG. haha but yeah at the end of the day, its the thought that counts. hahaha. oh shit. an alarm just set off in my head. ive been here since i was SIXTEEN??? I’m turning 22 this year. oh no. 21’s a good age to be you know. there’s a reason why they go FOREVER 21 and not 22… and SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN and not SUPER SWEET TWENTY TWO. uwaaaaaaa.

Anyways, I’ve also caught on to watching 5 takes on the travel channel. HOW FAKE IS THAT GIRL FROM SINGAPORE’S ACCENT??? It sooo ozzie..but oh so NOT! she reminds me of my asian mates back in boarding school. They manage to switch their accents on and off like a vibrating toothbrush. and when they DO switch it on, i’d usually try really hard not to CRINGE infront of their faces.

eh astaghafirallah. assignment. maybe if i finish i’d be able to go home in time for YO MOMMA.

kiss me.

It’s Sunday.
I’m really hoping that my laptop would be fixed by tommorow. assholes promised it would be ready by EARLY THIS WEEK. By early, im confident it will be tommorow, Monday. Tuesday in my book would be too late if you were to “take how time flies really fast these days” in to consideration. Wednesday’s in the MIDDLE of the week. Thursday’s are usually as good as a Friday. and Friday is the END of the WORKING WEEK. Damn motherfuckers are really stalling. Like i’ve said, i’ve spoken to possibly every TOM DICK AND HARRY from the repair centre and it’s been almost a month since ive seen my laptop. The latest TOM that i harassed on the phone last week pissed me off when he said: “I don’t know what’s your problem, but we’re doing this work for free”. YES FREE. BECAUSE ITS ON WARRANTY. I BOUGHT THE NOTEBOOK SO I AM ENTITLED TO A WARRANTY. To which he quickly changed the subject and went; “..You’re laptop is not the only laptop we’re fixing..”. aghhhhhhhhhh. sasakkue. and then i told him.. bah. That’s not my problem. Ive been really patient with them kali ah.. but this was just getting ridiculous.

OF COURSE LAH. BANYAK LAGI LAPTOP. NAMANYA KAMU REPAIR CENTRE/KADAI COMPUTER. BUDOH.

sasakkue. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

assignment due wednesday assignment due wednesday.

i need legal advice.

lawyers. please come to my rescue.

huhuhu.

dhwqudhwihdwhd

omg. i think im going crazy. i cant say it in english in fear that orang sebalah ku ani yang cina ani paham apa yang ku cakapkan. Skalinyakan. Aku bejanji sama chenes ani kan buat assignment disekulah. Yatah ku disekulah ani. Sekalinya kan.. kedia ani..ya allah. punya lah babal. babal ketahap Matrix bah. Buleh ya tanya aku kah..GREECE ani dimana?? usulnya kedia slama ani tinggal dalam SHELL pakah??? Mun shell stesen minyak arap ku lagi. ani SHELL bah sea sells sea SHELLS on the seashore. Ya tanya aku banyak soalan anu budoh budoh..skali kalau ya inda betanya.. BECERITA TIA PASAL BOYFRIENDNYA ..anu ceritanya bf nya ani paloi..boyfriendnya pinjam usin dari bapanya kah kan buat bisnes. Bisnes apa ku tanya? BISNIS KADAI MAKANAN KUYOK.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT????

SKALI MALAM ANI YA MAJAL BAWA MAKAN KERUMAHNYA. MAMANYA PANDAI MASAK NYA.. skali rumahnya ada swimming pool. arghhhhhhhhh. malas ku malasssss. Before i told her my answer (which was going to be a NO) she was already on the phone and told her MOM to MASAK DINNER KAWANNYA KAN DATANG. gila banar jua eh……

UWAAA..

kan pacah kepalaku. kan pacah. eskiusme.. eskiusnme.. memacahkan kepala ku dulu.