ive got a blocked nose. so blocked that my face feels like it is made up of one gigantic blocked nose. and i need more tissue papers.argh i feel like hitting my nose with a baseball bat and throwing myself in to the water.
this is not good. exams on friday and this cold ive had since yesterday still wont go away. ive been forcing myself to study the whole morning. nya babu nya, jan nuruti rasa.i guess id just have to force myself a little bit more. argh.
I hate the flu. I used to love it back when i was in primary school. cause being down with the flu means not having to have to go to school. Well, that was before i knew how to fake sick. I perfected the skill of faking sick in highschool. I think i spent most of my time in STPRI chilling out in the SICKBAY than learning in classes. I’d usually start getting “sick” when IRK starts. That. or Cikgu Ramlee’s history class.
Armed with keropok hidden deep in our baju kurong pocket (i say “our” cause its usually me and a friend). and a cd player (obsolete kali sudah barang ani?) hidden UNDER our bajukurong.., I would march to the sickbay.. faster at first..then slowly as i pass the teacher’s staffrooms huhuhu. Skali sudah masuk sick bay.. baru ya. ACTION!!
*pasang muka bida skali di dunia*
*walks in to the room*
*stars coughing*
me: chigu..ohok.. damam ku chigu..ohok ohok.
chikgu: ah.. awu PUCAT muamu syazwana.
me: ohok ohok ohok. (YES!!!)
chikgu: kan balik kau?
me: inda eh..ohok ohok.. OHOK. sini saja kali. OHOK. paksa stay cikgu eh
ada test krg..(tapi ekseeeen ku) *buat muka paling bida*
chikgu: awu..pucat mua mu banar.. bah berihat tah kau di sickbay. kawan mu ada tu jua didalam.
banyak urang damam ah..
me: OHOK. awu..eh chigu ada tissue..? (just for the added touch)
Keluar bilik. YESSS!!!. masuk sickbay..keluar cdman, keluar kerupok. hahahaha.
YIPEEEE. AKU
BAHAAAGIA!! *plays chrisye’s song AKU BAHAGIA*
This went on sampai i went to boarding skool for form 5. hahaha. same script different cast kali ah. we had 2 profesh nurses and there was a clinic just down the street from the school.I faked a tummy ache once..i was THAT good at faking it that the nurses sent me to the doctors down the street. I even fooled the doctors!! pasal the doctor insisted that she gives me a shot on me bum!! KANA INJEK wah kamu eh. PECAYA!!
This is when i started going to ALL of my classes.
at the time that she was fixing up the shot.. i didn’t know what to do. I really wanted to tell the doctor “oh! no! its ok..uh..i better oredi! tengkiu ah.. ” and run out of the door never to come back again.i was scared if i did that..ONE:- i’d slip and fall. pasal i can’t run. and thats far more worse den having a needle go straight in to your butt cheek.TWO:I’d lose face.
THREE:-i’d get in to trouble for lying to the school nurses.
In the end, i took a deep breath and said to my self; “oh well… what’s an injection!?” and got an injection.
ada kah kana injek banar banar. menyasal ku. baik plang ku skulah. luan ketulahan. hahaha. moral of the story: jangan eksen. krg kana injik.
sigh.
I was just reading MAMALOBENGS. aah..So that’s why there’s no prisonbreak this week! pasal ada baseball! I just finished watching the first 3 episodes of desperate housewives..and its siok siok siok skali in the world. Ive got a crush on bree / Marsha
Cross. Pasal she’s so pretty. Studio 60, the one that mamalobengs recommended me was okay pun. Very intense show though. I find it more intense than prisonbreak. Currently download this week’s Weeds and the 2nd episode of everybody hates chris. damn. and there i was saying that exams are just around the corner.
i think i need an injection just to stop me from procrastinating. it worked the first time. hehe.
kiss me.
Next post: laki2 paling hensem yang PERNAH ku liat i DUNIA INI. I’m sorry bush..kalah wentworth. huhuhu..SIAPA? kita minom dulu!!!
