Its SO HOT today. They should have another name for HOT.

ehe.. and they do.. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

first paper in just a matter of hours. heh heh.

expecting a surprise tommorow. hope she takes a case of begawan solo cookies here with her..if not. then, i’ll settle for angah-made kueh mor , mar mar & tat nanas. My angah makes the best tat nanas in the tat nanas planet. We call it Lim-Tat Nanas. It all started back when i was 11 and we were staying over at my angah’s flat during puasa. My angah laki scouted a poster advertising for airconditioning-repairs by a guy named Lim Tat. and pointed it out to us. huhuhu. “Ti. cuba kau liat nie. Lim Tat……NANAS” *ketawah kikih kikih*. hahaha kiut. hahah one of my fondest childhood memories is sleeping over at my Angah’s place during puasa. Angah bini would be busy then baking cookies ..and i remember how she’d throw fits at us from time to time for being noisy and NOSY in the kitchen. hahaha. I learnt at a very young age that BAKING IS STRESSFUL and my aunt’s hissy fits was enough to put me off bakinggg FOREVER.

ps: eh maurina, aku mau kau punya brownies 🙁

Anyway, I hope SHE does not have a problem with bringing the cookies in. The customs here are so strict that they might insist giving my surprise a cavity search, not believing when we tell them that kueh mor is just icing sugar, flour & ghee AND not cocaine & flour and ghee.

tapi pakai otak deh. inda kan COCAINE kan di simpan di HAND CARRY? eh tapi imagine jua ku tu ah. kueh mor dressed in cocaine. hahahaha beratus kali sebiji. hahahahaha.

kaya kaya kaya.

tapi jek, mun kana tangkap, kana gantong, kana hukum mati..inda cali jek. huhuhuhu.

astahghafirallah. belajar eh.

SAY NO TO DRUGS. STAY CLEAN. STAY IN SCHOOL. MESTI PUASA (apakan..)

kiss me.

Tonite kamy’s sending us her mom’s famous nasi ayam for buka! yipeee!!! Probably the best chicken rice in the chicken rice planet. Thank you Kamy’s mom!

yipee yipee yay yay.

just how hot is it today man?
this is a rhetorical question that needs no answer.

But just incase you’re wondering.. its 33degrees outside (i got this from kamy, who answered my question huhuhu) and the wind is blowing hot hair. panaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.. so paaanaaaaassssss… mcm cucur pisang yang baru keluar dari a pot of hot oil. Im talking about the cucur pisang from Jalan Durian. *drool*.

u know what’s good now? a tall glass of coke..topped off with lots an lots of ice.

MMmmmmmm..

eh belajar dulu. krg lagi becakap sal cucur pisang. heh heh.

kiss me.

Guess who got her own domain!! How did that happen??? I’m so jealous x 1000 . Haha Congrats babe. Click her for funny posts.

Im two minutes away from renewing my PYNK.NET account, but im faced with a problem. The domain is now selling for US$800. bleugh. I’d buy another domain right now,but other than PYNK (which is taken and being sold for $800 *rolls eyes*) i dont know what to call it. Ping.net Pynky.net Prynk.net Plynk.net just doesn’t ring the bell. Owh well.Bringing back Pynk.net should be the least of my worries. Revising for tommorow’s exam should be on top priority. and besides, i like it here. flawedperfection.net i mean. I’ve got nothing to worry about cause my host livie is a genius. huhuhu. and she gives away free chocolates. huhuhu..

I <3 Livie

*yawn*
I’m currently thinking of Nandos.

Still damam. The sniffles are still there ..but i have to try my best to ignore it.. and this means holding myself back from hitting my nose like a pinata pasal i have to study!!! bleugh. And i thought That’s so Raven was the most annoying thing in the world. *gusuk gusuk idung* . But given the opportunity, i’d still hit her like a pinata. huhhu.

kiss me.

ive got a blocked nose. so blocked that my face feels like it is made up of one gigantic blocked nose. and i need more tissue papers.argh i feel like hitting my nose with a baseball bat and throwing myself in to the water.

this is not good. exams on friday and this cold ive had since yesterday still wont go away. ive been forcing myself to study the whole morning. nya babu nya, jan nuruti rasa.i guess id just have to force myself a little bit more. argh.

I hate the flu. I used to love it back when i was in primary school. cause being down with the flu means not having to have to go to school. Well, that was before i knew how to fake sick. I perfected the skill of faking sick in highschool. I think i spent most of my time in STPRI chilling out in the SICKBAY than learning in classes. I’d usually start getting “sick” when IRK starts. That. or Cikgu Ramlee’s history class.

Armed with keropok hidden deep in our baju kurong pocket (i say “our” cause its usually me and a friend). and a cd player (obsolete kali sudah barang ani?) hidden UNDER our bajukurong.., I would march to the sickbay.. faster at first..then slowly as i pass the teacher’s staffrooms huhuhu. Skali sudah masuk sick bay.. baru ya. ACTION!!

*pasang muka bida skali di dunia*
*walks in to the room*
*stars coughing*
me: chigu..ohok.. damam ku chigu..ohok ohok.
chikgu: ah.. awu PUCAT muamu syazwana.
me: ohok ohok ohok. (YES!!!)
chikgu: kan balik kau?
me: inda eh..ohok ohok.. OHOK. sini saja kali. OHOK. paksa stay cikgu eh
ada test krg..(tapi ekseeeen ku) *buat muka paling bida*
chikgu: awu..pucat mua mu banar.. bah berihat tah kau di sickbay. kawan mu ada tu jua didalam.
banyak urang damam ah..
me: OHOK. awu..eh chigu ada tissue..? (just for the added touch)

Keluar bilik. YESSS!!!. masuk sickbay..keluar cdman, keluar kerupok. hahahaha.

YIPEEEE. AKU
BAHAAAGIA!! *plays chrisye’s song AKU BAHAGIA*

This went on sampai i went to boarding skool for form 5. hahaha. same script different cast kali ah. we had 2 profesh nurses and there was a clinic just down the street from the school.I faked a tummy ache once..i was THAT good at faking it that the nurses sent me to the doctors down the street. I even fooled the doctors!! pasal the doctor insisted that she gives me a shot on me bum!! KANA INJEK wah kamu eh. PECAYA!!

This is when i started going to ALL of my classes.

at the time that she was fixing up the shot.. i didn’t know what to do. I really wanted to tell the doctor “oh! no! its ok..uh..i better oredi! tengkiu ah.. ” and run out of the door never to come back again.i was scared if i did that..ONE:- i’d slip and fall. pasal i can’t run. and thats far more worse den having a needle go straight in to your butt cheek.TWO:I’d lose face.
THREE:-i’d get in to trouble for lying to the school nurses.

In the end, i took a deep breath and said to my self; “oh well… what’s an injection!?” and got an injection.

ada kah kana injek banar banar. menyasal ku. baik plang ku skulah. luan ketulahan. hahaha. moral of the story: jangan eksen. krg kana injik.

sigh.

I was just reading MAMALOBENGS. aah..So that’s why there’s no prisonbreak this week! pasal ada baseball! I just finished watching the first 3 episodes of desperate housewives..and its siok siok siok skali in the world. Ive got a crush on bree / Marsha
Cross. Pasal she’s so pretty. Studio 60, the one that mamalobengs recommended me was okay pun. Very intense show though. I find it more intense than prisonbreak. Currently download this week’s Weeds and the 2nd episode of everybody hates chris. damn. and there i was saying that exams are just around the corner.

i think i need an injection just to stop me from procrastinating. it worked the first time. hehe.

kiss me.

Next post: laki2 paling hensem yang PERNAH ku liat i DUNIA INI. I’m sorry bush..kalah wentworth. huhuhu..SIAPA? kita minom dulu!!!

Baru badok. well not exactly badok. but you get what i mean. Havent eaten, meratah paracetamol sama aying tadi saja ku.. i was gonna have Vitamin C for buka too but we ran out. I’m down with the flu. And i blame it all on the the agonizing melbourne weather. It’s been good past few weeks until 2 days ago..where it would get very hot in the mornings and super cold in the afternoons and 4 deegrees at night. Hello? I thought it was SPRING.

The hot & cold weather is sure taking effect on my immune system..and being allergic to pollen doesn’t help either.

Waiting for Kel to finish praying so that i can finally makan. Going to the Nandos downstairs. I’ve been eating out every other day. inda batah lagi.. bank account ku pun puasa nie. heh.

owh. i dont know.

kiss me

“wo..fo..fo wo.. sik wo.. seven wo..”

dimana sungkai ah..? Just woke up. Came home straight after class tadi and slept. That was the last of the classes. Exam saja lagi this FRIDAY. ten ten ten…. (kira macam bunyi bari ijab lah). So. dimana sungkai. Limited choices really. There’s Nelayan, Encek Fuad’s , Nandos, Skewers. That’s the only halal places i could think of around the city. I could go to the non-halal ones and order Seafood. But wheres the fun in that? I want something solid. something close to home. Like rendang.. and coconut juice.. or sugarcane! even if its from the box labelled YEOS.

“Satu hari..di hari raya… ”

definitely not the time to be listening to Hari raya songs..confirm pacah menangis nie cause all we have is SUGARCANE yang berjenama YOES. YEOS as in “ha ha. so, you orang puteh really think this is what sugarcane & lychee taste like?” yeos…”eh yeos kau kana tipu!” tu namanya Sigh. Not being able to have air tebu for buka is even sadder than not being able to balik for Raya. Air tebu..oh air tebu. oH well. what to do.

So where to go ha… Encik Fuad saja eh.

..but no one to dangani.. hmm..

kiss me.

to celebrate the dancing Tamil midget!

atu lincah. hahahaha. Focus on the 3 other kids on the bed..kenapa tia beranti jua time lagu atu beranti? hahahahaha.

Si reeda suka ni brg cani ani.. hahaha sama Bushu!

Order a dancing, smoking tamil midget for your birthday party TODAY!

Have a nice Sunday everybody!*

kiss me.

Jam menunjukkan pukul 4:44 pagi. Good morning children. “What would you like to eat?” . Just kidding. It’s already way way pass imsak. and the Sun is just rising on my side of the world. I’m thinking of hanging a really light kain over my blinds so that my sleep won’t be disturbed by the early rising summer/spring 2006 sun collection. Ofcourse life would be easier if i just replace my blinds with curtains. But i’m guessing that is not possible as i am renting. Another downside, apart from the fire alarm incident, of living on the 22nd floor. *yawn*

Yesterday went out for dinner at Kimchi Grandma for Kalel’s 18th B’day & Buka Puasa. There were 10 girls altogether including me and my sisters. Came back to our place for a bit of a karakoe-ing session..sampai it was too late that we offered the girls to just sleep over and balik the next day. The great thing was that they all agreed to stay, so we had this massive-all-girls-sleep-over party going on. Haha. Albeit having to sacrifice $3 each for toothbrushes from the 7eleven across the street, it was fun. Plus,It’s not that we get to hang out with the other bruneians here as often anyways..so yeah that was good. & Happy Birthday again Kalel.

Kebabs on the floor for Sahur

On a completely unrelated note, I would also like to thank Kamy & Mom for sending over barang pesungkaian every other day. The Nasi Lemak you sent us the other night was one of the best nasi lemak in the nasi lemak planet! It was so good that we went on a hunt for a replacement. We went to Nasi Lemak House also known as the Nasi Lemak GHETTO Aunty tadi for Buka to satisfy our Nasi Lemak cravings . Ok. Wanted to go to Enche Fuad’s for his Nasi Lemak but Kel argued that his nasi lemak wasn’t as spicy as Aunty’s. Since i too, am a big fan of really really mind blowing spicy food we travelled all-the-very-long-tapi-sebenarnya-short-way to Lygon. Upon arriving there we were greeted by the garang owner.

“OI! Mana pergi ah!? LAMA tidak nampak!” raising one tatoo-ed eyebrow.

ehehe..
Guess how she reacted when i went up to the counter to buy an extra fried chicken for my nasi lemak.

“WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! YOU MAKAN BANYAK HO!!”

Ai gila kali ..dapan urang kali ah! itsk. Public Relations skills nya kurang sikit ya ani. But she did joined us at our table for a while. She’s thinking of selling off her Nasi Lemak House next year. Reason being ya kan balik kampong. Jadinya.. kau kan offer arah aku? doi dang. membayar for extra chicken lagi ku kata kata. apa lagi kan membali bisnis mu? huhu. *flips hair* You must be joking!. hhaha.. tapi aunty ani..walaupun ya garang tapi sebenarnya hatinya baik. Just think of Mrs Wong from STPRI. huhuhu.

anyway. i was about to say, time puasa ani. banar. alhamdulillah. murah rezeki 😀

ok. going back to sleep.

kiss me.

“i look like Siti Nurhaliza – sikit lah sikit” was what i wrote here.

Reeda agreed and made this:-

Courtesy of Reeda

but its true. i tried entering a couple of my pics here ..and Siti Nurhaliza came out on almost each and everyone of them (tau tia orang, sakaihaha). hahaha.

I remember a friend who said this to me; “Syaz, you ni kalau kurus nampak macam siti nurhaliza lah..betol. i tak tipu”.

jadinya tunggu kan kurus. parai tia Datuk K.huhuhu.

tapinya lawa jua siti nurhaliza dalam gambar ani ah…..

tu kan. love & hate relationship bah banar…

ouph. payah.

You’re a mad sexy cool girl, how did someone turn in to you girl~ huhuhu..been singing this song to MYSELF the whole day, since last night – BAHARI. hahahaha. Sometimes narcissm is neccessary 😉 Kalau nunggu org menyanyikan untuk kau..doi batah lagi. baik nyanyi sendiri. huhuhu.

so. what’s the story morning glory.

We’re officially on our exam study break now. My first paper will be on thursday next week and my last will be..sometime around the week after next week. I still hav yet to get rid off 2 more assignments before proceeding with revision. gila yo. its a hard knock life. Its the end of school year for some / the beginning of a long long summer vacation..and for others, its ALMOST the beginning of another stressful semester. I’m staying here for summer. For the first time in my life i’m doing summer school and i dont intend to fly back to Brunei for raya. even just for a while. malaskue. disini kami tedapat badil sudah 😛 Sorry Bu. Kan ke beach kami pakai bikini. pheeewit. Usually, lapas exams i’ll be the first one to balik. Everrryy singleee time since 2001. hahaha. This time, i thought, i should not go home and bask in the melbourne heat dulu.. see the sights here..i’ve got my 3 week holiday all planned out. all i need now is holiday money. huhu.

puasa kamu?
aku puasa. alhamdulillah & inshallah.

boring ah?
awu.

lunch sudah? hehe nya si RINA nya, jangan lapar2 online anie. huhuhuhu.

oh. Belated Happy Birthday Shout Outs to:-
HANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA & AndiiiiiiiiiiiiiEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee semoga berkekalan ke anak cucu. hahaha. apakan. salah. adakah..kamu imagine jua ku tu ah.. b’day card mcm jamputan kawin

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kah kah kah kah kah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. WHY OH WHY do we always accidentally stumble on AGOOD KOREAN DRAMA SERIES TO WATCH JUST BEFORE THE EXAMS? Supernat, this thai boy from class that also goes by the name of “ake” was kind enough to lend us his “Sorry, I love you” dvd. although, i dont know how his real name is related to his nick name. Anyway, korean drama lovers. you’d LOVE this one. ya punya hero..handsome lagikan macho lagikan hebat dan kiut..inikan pulak.. eee apakan. hahahaha.

ok ok. ill stop here. kurang pahala puasa.

kiss me.