Its 12am. And i got home from a 3hr lecture around 9. For some “odd” reason my group and i only managed to get a Pass for our presentation (please note my sarcasm).I wasn’t too suprised about it though. I had it coming. We’re just not cool enough for our lecturer. Talk about inequility in the education system. bleugh. At least we got a Pass. At least she didnt fail us. I won’t ponder on our P (-) ,I now just have to focus on the future = exams.

….

BULEH KAH. A PASS IS A PASS OKAY. All my life, ive never came across a P-. Paloi. what the hell is a P - man. I didn’t see a Credit - or a Distinction - on the feed back paper. suka suka atinya lecturer ah cari pasal. *cough* mudahan tah kau mati buduh. you are an evil evil woman

Annnnyyyyyyway, mom’s coming in two days so im currently busy spring cleaning. Thank god tommorow’s a friday.At least ill be able to sit back and relax this wknd. There’s another assignment due wednesday next week, but im not too worried about it….YET. As for now, I’m just going to bask in the moment of not having to do anything for a few days.. *takes deep breaths* *starts to relax*

BSS gathering this saturday. something to look forward to.

hehe hehe.
Baking more scones for tommorow before i sleep. I know its too late to be baking Scones. I’m just not able to control my cravings. ohhhhhh and Plus im giving some to kamy tommorow. hee heee. there. a good enough reason to bake scones at this ungodly hour no?

kiss me.

ps: cara cara membuat scones in the next post.

I searched high and low for scones. Australians don’t do “high-tea” here, the only cafe that i know of that serves high tea is the one on little collins. But i’ve never been. I was craving for scones the whole week last week. But my assignments kind of stopped me from going out to look for them. To my dissapointment, they weren’t any left when i went to Coles last night ada tapi they were all the savoury kinds . I’m abit iffy when it comes to sundried tomatoes in scones. I prefer mine done the original way.

I remember eating Scones all the time in Boarding School. There was this home-economics teacher Ms Terry who used to bake them for afternoon-tea meetings held at the school. She would serve it with her very own fresh strawberry jam and whipped cream - which she whipped herself. Her scones were always perfect! It was always fluffy and soft in the inside. never hard like some of the scones they serve at the cafes here…my mistake for not asking her for the recipe.

…and her cream was always thickkkkkkk and fresh..and omg. i can just go on and on and on about Ms terry’s Scones.

huhuhu. Since leaving boarding school, ive been finding it hard to find plain scones here in melbourne. Most of the scones they serve at cafes are either the savoury kinds OR they have raisins in it. mcm. sadang2 jua kan kamu campur sgala cheese sgala tomatoes sgala kismis ani eh..alang alang jua. kenapa nda tibadak, nangka apa kamu campur jua? haha pandai takut. hahaha. anyway, my cravings were too strong and having failed at searching for the plain kinds i decided to have a go at baking my own.

this is how it turned out. Surprisingly, it tasted and looked like real scones! (had it with strawberry jam and a dollop of heavy cream) Not too shabby for a beginner kan? hahaha.

Storing them in tea towels till Molz and Kelz gets back. hahah satu atu pucat. lupa ku tebalikkan. hahaha luan excited kan menggambar. hahaha.

Recipe:-
2cups self raising flour
half cup milk
half cup water
30grams butter

Nauli thought they were nice too, although it lacked butter. The recipe only said to incorporate 30grams of butter. Mcm. wah SIKIT JUA? My mistake for giving it the benefit of the doubt. next time, i’d be sure to add in extra butter and maybe a pinch of salt, cause i forgot that i was using unsalted butter. but yeah.

haha ive had my fix of scones, and now i’m happy.

*assignment!!!!!!!!!!!*

Buy Scones
If Scones no have, Make them.
Pick up Gown for Graduation
Buy Butter to make Scones
Buy Milk to make Scones
Mandi.
Assignment
Class.
Boring
bye
bye
kiss
me

NEVA in my life have i been too tired to eat.

Spent the whole day and night of the wknd studying for my economics test. Only slept at four in the morning last night and rushed to my test at 10am. I was veryveryvery late for the test. but then again bila jua inda? Anyway, I had intended going straight home after the test as i was feeling very very nauseous, triggered by the lack of sleep and coffee (in my attempt to stay up). However, not willing to waste my daily ticket that i got for six bucks, i stayed for my tutorial at 1pm. I was so hungry by the time i got home.. but i was too tired to eat so i slept sampai maghrib.

Mcm wow. I was actually too tired to eat? hahahaha.kalau macamani selamanya, usulnya makai baju kurung ku masa ku FORM ONE saja kali hari raya. huhuhuhu. atu kurus! uhuhuhu.

SO i thought. Ive just finished baking 3 batches of brownies. 2 for my friends who ordered and one for yours truely . Not only the brownies are making me fat. but i have also managed to skull down half of a bottle of coke (big bottle please) i have on the floor. no idea what its doing on the floor. i’ll sort that out later. but yeah. talk about getting a major major sugar high. huhuhu. wooooooooooopie. no not really. ani mcm paning2 rasa ku sudah? huhuhu.

anyway, my presentation is over and done with. I am now on my 2nd assignment which is also the 4th last one if counting backwards COUNT. huhuhu. The paper is due this thursday so the pressure is not really on yet. huhu.

gaaah.

guess what is on tv?

hehehe.

supercalafragialisticsexpiallidoshes.

atau nama sebenar Mary Poppins..

kiss me.

Baru ya. True definition of : LAIN YANG DITANYA LAIN YANG DI JAWAB.

budoh budoh. hhahahahaha. bawa2 iraq, bawa2 asian countries. lol lol lol.lol.lol.

“SOME PEOPLE DONT OWN MAPS”
hahahahaha.

Mcm kana tanya “Dayang, Dayang suka makan apa?”

*control lawa*

“Dari pendapat saya, makanan itu tergantung dari segi halal dan haram.. orang indon ramai yang tidak meminati katam kerana katam adalah binatang dua alam. sungguh menghairankan. Bermacam macam jenis katam di dunia ini, ada katam bini dan katam laki begitu juga dengan ikan, ada rumahan bini dan rumahan laki ya tuan tuan..tetapi dari segi..ya segi empat ataupun segi tega mahupun segi dua ataupun satu. saya tetap suka bulatan. dan saya suka maya karin dan butang butang versace”

TING TING TING TING [kehabisan masa]

AWU BAH AYAM BAH AYAM sama LAMBCHOP.

kiss me.

Kamy celebrated her 21st yesterday. Had pizzas at her place before moving to Minzaman on Lygon for Shisha. It was a packed night lah as usual, and we had lots and lots and lots of fun and you got as really really full. huhuhu. thanks kaymz.

Havent started studying for my econs test monday. GAH.

These days, apart from school work i havent been doing much. Its been ages since i’ve gone out for coffee kah dinner kah. Life’s been boring. Now that i don’t pass the city anymore to go to school i have lost contact with the real world. huhu. On the other hand, not passing the city to go to school also means that i’m not passing any of the STORES every day anymore..which has been proved to be very good to my bank account. huhuhu. Other than that, i have also been following this malaysian telenovela on You Tube.

A spin off of Ugly Betty (a spin off of a Betty la fea a Spanish-mexican telenovela) titled: Emil Emilda. Im sure those of you who watches TV3 regularly has heard about it. I was cringing through the first few episodes cause i thought it was really lame how they’re trying to copy Ugly Betty and i started lovinggggg, in episode five when Emilda - “Betty” played by Sharifai Amani was accused of being a lesbian. lol. Try searching for “Emil Emilda Epi 5.01″ on youtube. Ofcoure la, when it comes to malay movies you would expect more cringing moments every now and then but the cliches in this series are bearable. haha. i’m hooked.

On another note. Weeds is back!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i loves it! huhuhuhuhu. I’ve only watched episode one of this season though. haven’t actually had the time to download the rest. i think they’re probably up to episode 3 now. or 4. check it out in torrents la. Prison Break is on too huhu which ihavent been downloading huhuhu. Ntah, i got bored of the chase and run and never catching or running-away for good plot. and it leaves me hanging bah. So i’d rather wait sampai banyak2 sudah episodes nya and then nanti when these boys are done with whatever they’re doing i’ll watch. huhuhu. As for weeds, oh how i have missed their theme-song. huhuhu.

and here’s a clip of “Goodmorning Agrestic” only available for viewing on youtube. Its probably like a promotional thing or something.

Good Morning AGrestic : Too Soon to Be Gay

“Its all inspired by the L-Word”

Lol. Celia & Isabele’s mom-daughter fights never seize to amaze me. lol. dua dua bitch. hahahaha.

Celia:- And just because GAY is the new BLACK doesn’t mean it is your colour, sweet heart.
Isabel:-But Bitch isn’t a colour either!

lol. burn burn burn.

anyway, back to work. huhuhu..or watching emil emilda. u know. whatever.

kiss me.

Happy belated birthday to half-leo-half-virgo kutir. who celebrated her 16th bday yesterday. huhuhu.

i’m tired. just got back from kamy’s place. walked half way home and decided to get the taxi from Swanston street. No way i’m walking through Elizabeth Street this time of the night. That place gets really dodge. You get all kinds of wierd people lurking on the streets at this time of the night wudn’t want to be caught in a street fight cause then i won’t be able to hand in my assignments on time.

now, thinking of my pile of assignments, i’m not even sure if thats a bad thing. huhuhu. Molly doesn’t have to sit for her economics mid-semester test this Monday as she’s getting her health checked for her visa and i envy her to the mostests. I can’t believe she gets to wag the test. I should come up with something that would let me skip the test too. Like something really really traumatic. macam… hmm… sorry teacher, i cannot do the test today. i left my brains at home. sigh. I hate economics to death. But i shouldn’t be thinking like that now, should i? SHOULD I?… should i?

I’ve got to wake up real early to finalize my slides for tommorow’s presentation. what to wear. presentations usually require a fair amount of time deciding on what to wear. banar. the NO JEANS rule would usually leave me with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.. i suppse leggings could do, but they just won’t look profesh enough. Looks like i have to give Nawa a ring to see if i can borrow one of her pencil skirts…. kalau muat jua. sampit pun sampit lah. betayar pun betayar lah. janji d most. huhuhuhu.

ngaleyh. kuz. the chicken we had at kamy was good by the way. and the banana thing we had for dessert was delightful as usual. Kamy makes the best desserts. I’m wondering when im going to see my apple crumble. hahahahaha. extra cinammon please. hahahahaha.

I had something really good in mind to talk about tadi. Obviously i’ve lost it.

I think im going to say good bye and go to sleep now. it’s been a long, stressful, tiiring day.

kiss me.

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The weight has been lifted off my shoulders, and i’m free. for a little while. Ive made notes for tommorow’s presentation, so consider that done. Ive got an economics mid-sem test next on Monday following that, i have a paper due in on Thursday. Ani ok masih ni. relax masih ni. cause the wknd’s coming up. I’ll probably go and watch No reservations. Still waiting for Rush Hour 3 to show here. Bloody hell. they take ages to show movies in Australia. The last time i was in Brunei Ratatouille was about to show. Here, ITS NOT EVEN SHOWING YET. geelz. lambant sebulan bah. tapi sometimes, pandai ya laju. mcm. Bend It Like Beckham. i saw the movie a good 6 months before it premeired in Asia. Mun ganya BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM. huhuhu inda jua brapa. I hate keira knightley. i feel like chopping all her teeth off. anyway. yatah bah. kenapa durang lambat atu ah?

i jsut remembered that i have to defrost chicken. im cooking nasi ayam today. hehehe.

peaash.

kiss me.

Syazwana had an all nighter, finishing off her assignments.
She now feels and looks very stoned.

nda papa. nya orang Susah susah dulu bersenang senang kemudian..nye nye nye. Whoever said that mustve been very stoned when they said it. hello, its not true ok. kalau sampai inda betidur. jantah kan basanang sanang kemudian. membari INSOMNIA bah kurang tidur ani. nya org kalau inda cukup tidur inda baik. rusak bah badan. cheh. kalau besanang sanang minus the SIDE EFFECTS of bersusah-susah inda jua papa. cheh.

ALMOST 1 down. Gazillions more to go.

baik plang ku keraja mutik stawberry bah nie. nda payah cani ani.

saaaaaaaaaaaigh.

kiss me.

-I took my phone out of my pocket the other day to check on the time. She caught me on the act and scolded me infront of EVERYONE. asking me what i was doing in class with my phone on. macam..hello.. i was just looking at the time?!?!?!

But when an orang puteh switches on his phone, goes on a full on texting frenzing during class -DISRUPTING the whole projecting system..guess what? she barely let out a peep.

Her: WHOSE PHONE IS ON?
Andrew: Oh, its probably mine. ill switch it off right now
Her: THANK YOU ANDREW. THANK YOU. (in the tone of miss universe asking for world peace)

whoa shit. right???

When an Andrew does it, its all OKAY..but when a “Siti” or a “Xiao Ren” or a “Suhadiman” does it.. she goes all mental. its either satu, ya MENOPAUSING. dua…. ill let you decide la.

it wasn’t just that particular time that i thought she was racist. In the previous lecture, she picked a fight with me and my indo friend.. she asked us to keluarkan the last two group - discussion work and that she gave us. my indo friend who was in the same group,didn’t bring her copy so we decided to share. skali lurus ya bejalan dapan kami.. when she stopped us and went “YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT NOW. ITS TOO LATE, YOU SHOUDLVE DONE IT AGES AGO”. MCM DUDE. I WAS ONLY HOLDING THE PAPER IN MY HANDS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck right??

banci ku ni kalau tekana lecturer cani ani. im doing my masters for goodness sakes. i dont need this kind of treatment lah. mcm how old am i kan to be scolded in class for CHECKING THE TIME ON MY PHONE. its just ridiculous!

ive got a presentation next week. lets hope she wont give me and my asian friends a hard time.

mudahan tah kau mati paloi.

kiss me.

At home on a saturday night. trying to finish off what’s left of my work. Celebrity Poker Showdown is showing on the tv infront of me. To my right Amal and kaymz are singing away on their guitars and ive got my book on international business opened up to page 102 beside me. Mcm confuse ku tarus..

begitar kah?
main poker kah?
ataupun belajar kah?

paningku. so many distractions. I couldn’t be bothered going to uni today. FORGOODNESS SAKE, ITS A SATURDAY!! bila jua ku kan bejalan kesekulah time time cuti awam ani. Bank lagi half day. hehe. But whatever it is, ive got to try and finish my work by tommorow. At least ill have Monday to work on my OTHER assignment. bla bla bla bla bla bla ba……..

bozeng eh bozeng……. i havent got anything to talk about.

bushu, rina. i miss you both. sorry for not calling. i will catch up with you girls soon..

International Business.. is bisnis is bisnis. You buy, i buy. you dont buy, i sell somewhere else for people to buy. why do they have to make things so complicateeeeeeeeeeeed??

Kel just joined their group. and she’s saying that she can no longer play because she hasn’t got a pick and she can’t strum with her fingers. hahaha. THANK GOD. baik jua gitar 2 buting ganya. imagine ku mun ada drum lagi sini ani.. ah abis tia rubuh apartment ah.. kalau be gambus be que sudah orang kali luar apartment kami ani. huhu mcm eh? org puteh pun pandai mengayau gambus? huhuhu.

come to think of it, im probably the only one in my family who doesn’t play an instrument. i tried picking up the piano once. took lessons for a week before i decided that i was too old to learn. my teacher kept on screaming in my ear pun everytime i matched the wrong SYMBOL to the wrong NOTE. I was sixteen and i was still tracing dots to make those S signs with my pencil. mcm. hello something’s wrong here. hahaha. so i quit. skali marah lagi tu teacher ku everytime ku minta excuse kan MERAUT pencil ku. mcm eh? inda jua payah mental. hahah. She should’ve had a sign that said “Only come in with Sharpened pencils” at the door. Kel tried teaching me how to play the guitar, but my fingers wudnt stretch to the last fret. malas tah ku ingau tu eh. Ill just stick to what i do best; eating, procrastinating, waking up late and lately wasting money on baking ingredients.

baking baking baking. inda jua pandai jadi. come to think of it, i can’t think of anything that i’m really good at. pretty sad isn’t it. but its good to recognize your weaknesseses. You can always make room for improvements. yes ive been reading too much books on HOW TO BE AN EFFECTIVE MANAGER. palui kali. mcm so. how effective am i as a manager? keraja pun balum. jadi manager pun balum? its this one unit im doing. i dont know whyyyyyyyyyyy i took management effectiveness as an elective. I thought ive had enough of MANAGEMENT to last me a lifetime. sasakkue. I did management for my degree and somehow after graduating i totally forgot that management takes ALOT out of you. The assignments are crazy! the ‘writing’ just never stops when it comes to management. Cana buleh ku lupa atu kan? sigh. i have to make it a point not to take anymore management subjects as my electives lah.. ada class makan kah? huhuhu..ataupun class shopping? hahaha. bapaku cali.

nya bapaku nya “Jan kamu ikut si anu anu atu, ya atu ke sana skulah SHOPPING ganya tu.”

hahahaha
…amal just came out of her room with white chocolate Toggi. which means they’ve stopped playing the guitar.

wah i can hear the birds again..

burung? malam2? hahah apakan.

kiss me.

added:
i just skulled a cup of coffee. needless to say i am now hyper as the energizer rabbit. huhuh this video clip kel found’s making me even more hyper.

row wo ni ay che.. wa aiwon chi shua..ci chen nu shueyyy cini shueyyyyyyy..tinggi nyaaaaaaa tidak berpanjiiiiangaaan hahahahahahahaha

PABLO, BUSHU, RINA. ANI UNTUK KAMU. hahahahaha.

CINDAI VERSION CINA YO. hahaha CHANNEL V lagi tu. hahahahahahahaahaha.
LOL LOL. Natalie, you’ll love this one. hahahahahaa.

spatutunya (lol. SPATUTUNYA) i should channel my hyperness to something useful. mcm menyapu kah, memutik sampah kah, mengatam padi kah.. haha.. or paling afdal, menyiapkan kerja skulah yang haram ani.

lol. baik jua Cindai..bukan chibai. hahahahaha.

anu bah inda bah. iwas supposed to go to the library today. skalinya inda tebangun. curse you cold weather. its too late to go now. my class is at six. i know its only 12;30 but by the time i get to the library it’ll be 3 sudah. its near plang. tapi tau lah. kan mandi lagi makan lagi itu lagi ini lagi..pukul 3 tia. malas tah ku tu jek jek.

awu stress ku maseh. sikit sikit stress sikit sikit stress. cubatah sikit sikit duit datang sikit sikit duit datang. ani inda stress stress. haha a handful of people have came up to me saying that they get stressed out reading my recent posts. hahaha. sorry naik lorry la. namanya baaana aku stress.

boring eh.
sebenarnya ive got nothing to say.

kiss me.

click!

I just received an email saying that there will be a BSS meeting this coming September. Ive never been to one of these before. All those years here, i was happy to just chill out with my own clique. and i dont think there were that many bruneians enough to organize a BSS Association to begin with. huhu. we usually call these meetings:-

“aku kerumah mu”
“jumpa kau dapan Myers”
“behapa ko hari ani?”
“eh yo, ke sydney road, daging ku abis!”
“eh, mamaku melagau makan..ya disini seminggu, jumpa Sawasdee ah” or
“eh kerumah tah mamaku manggil makan!”
“eh anubah, computer ku rusak..buleh kau tulung reformat kan kah?”

Times have changed. Theres an increasing number of brunei students here in melbourne and some have taken the initiative to start up a Brunei Student association= BSS! Im not even sure what it stands for.. BSS..Brunei Student and Sawasdee………….??? lol.

Sawasdee’s a halal thai restaurant here in melbourne. Its popular because its the only thai fine dining restaurant here in Melbourne, new students would always always be introduced to sawasdee as a halal eating place when they FIRST come to melbourne. mcm kana tipu lah. hahahaha.But its good to know they’re going to hold the gathering at Chilli Padi, for a change. this malaysian restaurant in Melbourne central. and i loveee it. the owners of the place are so smart that its fine dining by day and mamak stall (to cater for the mabok-lapas-clubbing students) at night! I think ive mentioned this before..so anyway,

yes.. inshallah im going. its on the 1st of September right? huhuhu. Calling all Bruneians here in Melbourne who secretly reads my blog to come beramai-ramai to chilli padi on the 1st september, at 12pm. according to the email its 15bucks per-head, all you can eat buffet. Its like going to a wedding but in this case ofcourse u have to pay la. hahaha. kau pikir makan free kah?? sorry. hahahaha.

I’m just doing my part as a Brunei student in Melbourne by advertising this. oh. and its Brunei Students SOCIETY. hahahahaha. oops.

something that i made, quickly.

click on image for a bigger version. Click here to go to the Chilli Padi website.

i am not getting paid for this ad. hahaha.

kiss me.

So i was at school till about 1 last nite. stopped by chapel street on the way home to have a quick meal. Tired of KFC, we had no choice but to resort to Chapellis. waz the only restaurant open around that time.Been craving for pasta ever since i got back and after spending the whole day at the uni i clearly deserved the plate of chicken fettucini.

the meal was a far cry to what i had today. yup. i had kfc again. wah. now that ive moved to Monash, everyday is a KFC day. huhuhuhu.

Im thinking of taking time off studying this Saturday. Made plans with Natalie to catch Rove at the Comedy Gala held at the princess theatre. Like Natalie, i have been following Rove since i arrived in Melbourne. So this is the perfect chance for me to finally see him. only one thing though.. we don’t really have the tickets to the comedy gala yet. they’ve ran out. Only this ONE seller on ebay can predict if we are going or not.
if no tickets no show lah. sighzzz. bozengz. but hopefully we’ll get them cause there’s nothing better than spending a saturday night watching stand up comedy with my friend nat, the comedian herself. huhuhuhuhhu. Another all time favourite, Hugsey would also be performing. so i’ll be damned if i dont catch the show this saturday.

How can you not love him? His thick kampong accent and facial expressions are enough to make me laugh sampai sikit lagi ku kan stroke. i dont have to understand him to laugh. lol.

on the topic of accents. WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE HAVE TO PUT ON ACCENTS WHEN THEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH??? cawie wah. seriously. Not just BRUNEIANS do it, but OZZIES as well (think Kylie Minogue). SHe talks in this deep british accent in interviews and it shits me! cawie wah. seriously i hate people who put on english/australian accents to show that they are professionals or highly intelligent or to show that they’ve been living in an orang puteh country in the last couple of years. MUN GANYA 2 TAUN JANTAH DULU KAN ngada2 be accent. MEMBARIGALI. kambang bulu telinga ku bah. AKU BATAH JUA SINI INDA JUA KU BE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. *rolls eyes* i mean id understand it, if you were educated in an english speaking country all your life or the fact that you’ve gone to international schools since you were 2 oh or or or.. if you were an african orphan that happened to be adopted by angelina jolie and brad pitt. but for someone who has just been in the country for a few years to have an accent.. its abit ridiculous lah. i mean, mun ganya kana angkat uleh ANITA SARAWAK jantah dulu kan be accent. (i heard she bleaches her skin to be white)

there’s this indonesian lady in my class who talks in a thick australian accent. It doesn’t take long for me to figure out that the “HELLOIs and FOINEs and How Yei Go-engs” are fake. She claims that she’s been here for 10 years. WHats worse is that she refuses to converse in bahasa. tapi.. ENGLISH NYA BROKEN. mcm. ai buleh. broken tapi be accent…mcm err..ok lah. i’m not sitting next to you anymore.

mcm hello. kau ani SPEAKING ka.. SKIPPING ka?

jantah dulu kan be accent mun HINGLIS pun inda belurus. seriously. i don’t get it.

kiss me.

Lecture is at three. ngaleh ku eh and it’s only TUESDAY! busy busy week ahead of me. make that WEEKS. sasak kamu sudah kah? aku mengomplen saja pasal keraja ku ani? awu kan. mcm aku saja banyak keraja.

YA BETOL.

didunia ani AKU SAJA BANYAK KERAJA. lol. i dont know whats worse. the fact that i have so much work orrrr.. that..explorer won’t let me login to friendster??? sasakkue. ohhhhhhhhh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe kan i remember!! yours is the only bday i manage to wish on time.

to my friends..

WANG EE
ALWI

GUYS. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! sorry i didnt wish you on the spot. i lost track of time, by the time i realised it was your birthdays..its too late sudah! so happy birthday happy birthday!

Mimah, my cousin. the same goes out to you.

huhuhu. kenapa banyak orang bday august ah? lol. mcm betamu2 orang beranak. i had this conversation with jimah the other day.
and she was like “ntah, kali dulu2 atu kalau pregnant atu kira SEKSI bah, yatah semua orang kamboh!”

hahahaha… pengamboh jua eh.

ohh, that reminds me pun..

TO CHU LIN. CONGRAGULATIONS ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR FIRST CHILD. 2/8/07. She is so pretty!!

anyways. im off. mau mandi. cucui kepala. cuci gigi. dan sbgainya.

kiss me.

im at uni. trying to at least get half of my work out of the way. the building that i’m in has been shaking alot in the last hour. ive been told its a new building..and all the wobling is probably caused by poor engineering.and now i’m scared for my life that the ceiling would come down and crush me to my death. but at the same time, i cant be bothered moving. apart from the vibrating walls, its really comfortable in here.

…..
nyeow…

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its now 10;30pm. and im having yet another mental block. i’d get myself another cup of coffee from the cafe downstairs but im scared that it might dry up my complection. that’s the only thing about coffee i dont like. how it dries up the skin. *rasa rasa pipi* awu eh. karing sudah eh. also, i think, 2 more jerawatzzzz popped out in the last hour. maybe i should just find a nearest water fountain to fill up my bottle… tapi aku stress. takut ku kalau ku ke fountain, aku mandi. hahaha apakanzzzz.

i like it when people put a “Z” at the end of every sentence. its just a phase im going through.

whatever that may be.

oh sigh.
its cold outside. the newspaper i had earlier (i dont know where it is now) said that it’s 15 degrees today. 15 degrees my ass. its a freezer outside. thank god this is the last month of winter. can’t wait for summer. oh kel owes me a KIPAS. she broke my KIPAS whilst clearing up my room the other day. baik kau ganti kipas ku. payah ku krg bekipas.

sigh… sakit blakang ku eh. ive been sitting straight up all afternoon. the chairs in this room arent too comfy.

*stretching*

kamu kalau kraja jadi acrobat ani payah kah? mcm payah saja meliat durang memulas mulas badan durang. tapi kan. yang durang pulas pulas atu..nda pernah ku meliat bisdia yakni acrobat memulas KEPALA bisdia. everytime i see people doing acrobatics on tv, i secretly wish they would tepulas their heads. hahaha kind of morbid kan? but banar jua tu. luan kan tepulas pulas. hahaha….

er..
ok. this post is clearly not going anywhere.

tapikan..siok kali bah jadi acrobat ani.. nda payah belajar. inda payah taip taip. inda payah masuk lecture.

kan jadi acrobat ku eh!

ehe..

i should go

kiss me.

my dreams have stopped. i was right. it was triggered by the asisginments that ive been neglecting. Not really neglecting lah.. neglecting in a sense that i wasn’t able to incorporate my ideas in to the essay. spent the whole afternoon at the uni library gathering facts and i’m all set to write my first paragraph on how to rule the world..well not really. but that sounds way better than having to do an essay on the impactofglobalisatonontheaustralianTEXTILEindustry.

ill begin my essay with.
Hello. my name is Sas. Sas Monroe. Sas Monroe is a collaboration of my name and marilyn monroe. i like marilyn monroe. and these days people don’t just buy textiles from australia. but they go to first metro, nazmi, and sometimes shimco for their materials. those with money would prefer going to Arab Street in Singapore or to the Al Bustan textile centre in Dubai..but its true. i dont blame them. the kain from dubai is of top knotch quality. you should go sometime. if you’re free and if you’re not busy marking assignments. But yes, anyway, this is why your textile industry is getting very poor. I guess minimum wages and child labour isn’t all that bad after all kan? if your country had applauded child labour from the start rather than condemning it, your textile industry wouldn’t be what it is today; the-biggest-failure-the-world-has-ever-seen (at least this is what all the authors of BRW are trying to say, but too proud to admit. so they choose words like “declining” “mellowing” “lose status”.) right?? who cares about “social responsibilities” these days. Take the major world economies for example, they have been producing green house gasses for YEARS. the damage has been done..they say, if you can’t beat the party. join them. (Haji Mustapa bin Rauf aka SAM et al, 2007). but really, you shouldnt give a damn about these things. just be thank ful that at least your government has a number of things to fall back on just in case WOOL runs out. luan inda beshukur jua eh. kiasu. CHEH. oh and also one of the reasons for your failures might be due to the lack of focus in your marketing strategies.

taken at Al bustan textile central in Dubai, 2005. This is how they do it in dubai. you should stop associating your stuff with kangaroos and get 8 year old boys to grow facial hair.

….hehe..
dont take me seriously please. im just stressed. ngaleh ku. banar. 25 references MINIMUM. are you kidding kah. dimana lagi ku kan cari nie journal artical ah. mun ada bejual main becucuk baik jua.

“membaliku journal article ah! 50 cucuk ah. harganya ani buleh kurang kah?”

ingat tungking??????? hahahaha.

sigh. rindu ku pasar malam eh. jeng jeng jeng..

ok this is going to be a crazy post. cause its been one hell of a crazy day. and ive been trying to hide my craziness the whole day this is the only time i can let it all out… bare with me now, i know i’m making sense even though it sounds like im not and i know you get me even if you think im not making any sense cause i know i am and you know i am.

yatah bah kan membali kasut LA Gear ku eh. bisai jua tu BELAMPONG. mun black out. dpt jua di picik picik pakai mencari torch light.

cubatah aku ada IROBOT ah. mcm.. si Sunny. siap jua keraja ku.

1st law: a robot cannot harm or hurt humans.

it doesn’t take a scientist or a local bidan to guess who has been watching irobot.

*garu mata*

irobot kah transformers lagi cool?
cool lagi si Sami.

ive been so bored lately that ive resorted to naming usb drivers with real-life DRIVER names.

kel’s pen drive is Sami.
Gracia’s pen drive is Mani.
aMAL’S pen drive (if she had one) is Ravi.
my pen drive (when i’m willing enough to get one) is Rajen
and Kamy’s pen drive (im sure she has one) is Gini

Gini is an indonesian name btw. driver auntyku. tapi inda ku tau namanya banar. PANGERAN GINI kali? hahaahahahahahaha
hahahaahahahahahaha

awu, whenever im stuck for assignment ideas in the school computer lab i can’t help but give all the pen drives inserted in to the computers around me NAMES.

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i told you this would be a very crazy post.

enjoy the wknd everybody
selamat menyambut israk mikraj.

peas to the world.
peas to africa
peas to new delhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiss me.

i know i know i still owe people pictures from my bday. its just that i havent had the time to transfer them from my camera to my pc to my blog (so the world can see..) yet. ive been too tired lately. too absorbed with uni life and all the crap it has been throwing at me. the first group had their presentation today and it got me nervous. assignments have been causing bad dreams lately. just last nite i dreamt a dentist asking me if he could pull my teeth out. and i said YES. wtf. why would i even say that? mcm..yes ok. you can pull this tooth out. this one and this one. ??????????????.

…
still scares the shit out of me when i think about it. i hate dreams that involves you having no teeth.

busy weekend ahead. fridays are my days off but tommorow’s an exception. meeting up with the group to do work. sigh sigh sigh sigh. but whatever it is. i can’t give up yet. *takes a deep breath*

*rasa rasa gigi*

kiss me.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i promised pictures.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

brb.

semua orang becakap happy bday, ya ganya meluruskan. hahaha buka plang blog sendiri! mcm SENGAJA saja.

boring jua eh org cani ani eh *looks at the tagboard*. its like going in to a room full of peopleexcited cause you’ve just won yourself 1,00000000 dollars only to have someone pointing out at your seluar INDA BE ZIP. cematu bah rasanya. You’d think people would have some sensitivity! but nooooooo the HORSE EXPERT over there, *looks at tagboard* decided to do jussst that. mcm wikipedia. ganya org nada betanya. hahahaha. biartia kalau ku mau baby horse namanya PONY bah. kalau baby horse atu ku panggil TIKUS kah? MUSANG kah? Unta kah? GAJAH kah? si KARIM kah??..suka atikulah. BLOG KU.

anyways,l i’d like to thank those people who wished my via sms. sorry i didnt get to reply any of them, pasalnya aku inda be credit and i find buying credit is a waste since my phone hardly rings anyway. Pablo, Bushu, Bonita, Fauzi, Muneerah, Siti Fatimah and a a few numbers i dont know. thank you. to the taggers thank you. and to those who left comments thank you.terima kasih daun keladi dan senyum senyum lah selalu.

There’s going be a long post ahead. but unfortunately not tonight. my bday was a blast that i need time to recuperate. sounds like i went to a big rave and had a house session that went on for two days kan? well it was something like that, but better. exsp when strawberries ,chocolates and BIGMACS are involved and no thats not code for E, Cocaine & weed. I’m talking about the real deal. So yeah. pictures, long post all for tommorow.

no promises though. haha. ive got shitloads of work to do.
I’ve got an assignment AND presentation due in week 6
another assignment due week 7
another on one the 8th.
and 9, 10..omg. i have assignment due every week after week 6.

and i’m already approaching the 4th week.

NATALIE CHOOT, and U SAID MASTERS was a BREEZE????? :( :( :(

WTF.

kiss me.