Food for thought

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Nasihat Rasulullah SAW kepada AbuDzar;

” Lihat lah mereka yang lebih rendah daripada kamu (dengan ini kamu aku mensyukuri Allah), dan jangan lihat mereka yang lebih tinggi darjatnya daripada kamu, kelak kamu akan mengkufuri nikmat nikmat Allah yang telah di berikan kepadamu”

taken from Cuboiart

HELLO.

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Kel just left .. wangi jua ya atu ah.. her perfume’s still lingering in the apartment. I hope she didn’t take our ambi pur and hung it around her neck like a talisman..atu.. skang pun inda bebau lagi tu. huhuhu. kah. kah. Today is Wednesday. I can spell wednesday because it can be spelt using suku kata. W E D wed N E S nes D A Y day WEDNESDAY… its pronounced wendsday tho. But if i was to spell tuesday with suku kata.. it’d be

CHUS – DAY

no. im not going anywhere with this. hahahaha.

I havent been able to think up of anything to post lately.. noting seems to interest me. I’d talk about the flowers blooming and he trees greening because it’s springing..but i’m in the city. the closest thing i can get to a flower is Flower Drum which is the name of a popular chinese restaurant here.That’s one of the downsides of living in the inner city of melbourne, you dont get to enjoy Spring to its maximus. I remember how the smell of roses in the back garden crept up to my room back when i was living in the suburbs..it was utter bliss i tell you..and was good at disguising feet smell. huhu. But kan. i wouldn’t want to be smelling roses from my room in brunei.. cause that’s not a spring thing. its more like a pontianak thing. hee.

Oh. i was browsing through this shop down the street. They were selling lotions. Buy one. Get one free. They had..lavender smell (boring), rose smell (boring), Naden smell (i just made this up) , choki choki smell (this one too).. and.. OH MY GOD .. FRANGIPANI SMELL. Isn’t Frangipani a type of flower that are used at cemetaries kah!? KAN. that’s what i was thinking too (don’t bother arguing with me, cause ive googled “frangipani bunga kubur” already) Skali. I was thinking..who the hell wants to be smelling like a hantu? BUY ONE GET ONE FREE tia karang..more like BUY ONE PONTIANAK..GET ONE PONTIANAK free. I don’t know about you frangipani lotion loving people out there..but that’s just nasty. huhuhu.

Season two of Everybody Hates Chris just started. I really thought i’d be ‘laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants’ by the time the first episode endeded..boy was i dissapointed. The jokes were stale..and there were hardly any new ones. But Chris’ mom did look like she lost alot of weight. and Chris just spells out PUBERTY..shows, exsp in his voice. same goes to his white friend Greg..what’s up with him.. the poor boy looks as if he’s growing a beard. I hate that when that happens. Kinda like harry potter; “all cute” in the 1st movie.. “scary” in the 2nd. needs-getting-used-to in the 3rd.. “cant be bothered watching” in the 4th. I’ll give everybody hates chris another go this sunday.

On another note. WEED, the series is rocking. The plot keeps getting better and better..as Nancy is drowning deeper and deeper into shit..its good to see that her kids are finallay behaving. huhu. The movie is a reflection of the society. SLOWLY in brunei but everywhere in general. The culture is changing. 12 year olds talking about SEX & getting SEX..gila yo. i didnt even know what a condom was until i was12.The MTV culture is really starting to catch up with the rest of the world lah. gives you something to think about.

I have yet to download this week’s prisonbreak.

oh. this post is looking very bare for someone who doesn’t have anything to post about. hahahahahaa. so ill leave you guys with a picture of pynk me & myyyy pynk friend beeeeeeeeejayyyyyyyyyyy.

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thanks beejs for the pictures. 🙂

kiss me.

Call on me

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Ive been listening to alot of Janet Jackson lately Janet Jackson , James Morrison .. wierd how all these names with the letter J’s are starting to pop up on my windows media player. huhuhu. Janet jackson’s 20Y0 is good stuff.. of course la the not so 20 year old never fails to please.James Morrison on the other hand..hehe i’ve just discovered his deep sultry vocals. Ive got a thing for sultry etherreal vocals i.e : amel larrieux, Kyla (pinoy kyla) and just recently BOBBY of australian idol.. these people they sound like they are whispering when they sing. skali when they reach the high notes.. oh bless!!!!!!!!!!! they’re just simply mesmerizing. huhuhu.

to see what i mean go search for Amel Larrieux , Kyla , Bobby Australian Idol on You Tube.

Me & Willy were discussing about “Whisper voices” the other day and attempted “whispering” at an Elm tree recording session.But to no avail. Mcm kerasukkan ada jua bunyinya sikit. hahaha. I guess these voices are a gift. Its either you have it or you dont..and we obviously dont. hua hua hua hua.

hmmm.. okay..picking up uncle’s watch in a bit.. and then work work work work work work work. sigh. 2 more weeks till exams..mati la kawan..

oh the apartment’s fire alarm is going off as we speak. hahaha… malas ku turun eh. pasal ya ckp ya testing saja. “tisting” nya urang brunei. huhu. ataupun “tistieeeengGggGgg” haha. so we’re safe. The other night it went off around 2AM kali in the morning, imagine running down 22 floors in your selipar jipun. paksa control lagi tu takut teseliuh..i mustve looked like a cross dresser in heels. When i finally reached ground floor. APA NAH. SURPRISE!! it was a false alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The next time the fire alarm goes off in the building, i shall take my time putting on my boots .. kalau nada boots ill go on ebay and shop for one..sama stukin..huhu take my time gathering my stuff.. ill even pack a suitecase.. so that by the time im finish; “SORRY GUYS ITS A FALSE ALARM” won’t be as annoying as having to run 22 floors down, PARANOID that you’d fracture a bone.

anyway.. yes.

nada kan ku cakapkan sebenarnya.

kiss me.

Ross is the Boss

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83,000 people. Rain. Central Park.. with DIANA ROSS.
She came out the next day, running to the stage..singing..”Im Coming”. One of my favourite disco tracks from the 80’s.

This clip was MOVING. So moving, i weeped.. a little.

“Are you afraid of the rain?” – NO! “Nothing to keep me, keep me from you!”

“It’s a newww day!” “I’m coming!!!” “I’m coming!”

*sigh* a living legend at her best, it’s a pity she’s on heroine. tsk.

kiss me.

anyways, good morning people!!

kiss me!

f***d up stupid f***s!

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1AM – 1st October.

and IT STILL TAKES ME ONE HOUR TO DOWNLOAD THE 7.5, 12MB, VERSION OF MSN.

ITS WAY PAST MIDNIGHT. WHY THE HELL IS MY INTERNET CONNECTION NOT BACK TO ITS NORMAL SPEED YET?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah kan nangis ku eh. its been one hell of a shitty week. expecting a whole lot more of shitty weeks to come.

i had a long post saved up. DELETE.

BOO internet Boo.

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HI GUYS. SORRY. IVE BEEN A BUSY BUNNY.On top of things, we’ve also reached this month’s bandwith limit at home and as a result, our internet providers have slowed down our internet speed to its SLOWEST. Best thing of all, they won’t be resetting it till the end of this month! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

sometimes it makes me wonder HOW unlimited download PLANS can be LIMITED. Thats like ordering:-

“ICE LEMON TEA without the LEMON satu!”
“Bubble MIlk tea, tapi bubble nya saja ah!”
“Minta ku cucur pisang..tapi jantah pisang.. tapongnya saja..” (palui. adakah cucur tapong mintanya)

ish. annoying.

anyways,

so no “proper” post anytime soon.

this Sas kid is going on hiatus. piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh outtt maderrr faderr!!

kiss me.

PS: kepada saudari dan saudara ku yang berada di Brisbane & Perth, selamat berpuasa. huhu ketinggalan bah kamu ah. Its probably the segregation among the mosques here. the imams semua lain lain terupong kali…yang dari bosnia terupong nya made in bosnia..yang dari pakistan made in pakistan..nada quality control bah semua. hu hu hu. ataukah ada yang buta? ada yang terupong nya biut. ada yang ilang kacamatanya.. heh heh but yeah anyways, SELAMAT BERPUASA.. siapa inda puasa atuuuu berseli??? PAR Saja AYi A..? YA!!!!!!!!!! kahkahkahkah.

Sekolah Tamil Lonsdale

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Vanekem

At uni. finishing off the last bits of my assignment. One down 3 more to go. Crazy stuff. The dude’s next to me doing a TIMED online test , talking to me and TALKING on the phone at the same time. Guess what he’s doing now? He just got up and left the room. The test window still opened with an elapsed time of 34min 52 secs. bloody hell. HANDAL. He’s probably gone to get a drink at the curry bowl across the street.

The Computer lab is packed..the room stinks of all kinds of things. blah. I think the smell has probably blocked up the internet lines pun. kan mati SLOW ah.

I should really stop bitching and start plowing through the three piles of research on a local cereal company. Cereal. Who cares. Who dares fucks around with Uncle effing Toby’s anyway? If i had my way, i’d just sell the company off and spend the money on a life time supply of trashy gossip magazines and kfc..oh and also cable tv and unlimited credit for my mobile.

Yes. I’m a practical girl.

Well at least ive started with assignment A. I have no clue on how to start with assignment B. Its asking how i would transport 100 mining trucks from Korea to Mt Isa in Brisbane. Ok. Mining Trucks. do u know HOW BIG those things are? They definitely don’t come in little tiffany boxes thats for sure. When they should. Exsp when they’re going to make students write essays on the whole logistic process.

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Ani bukan truck namanyanie. Ani namanya RAKSASA.

The lecturer suggested us to start off the essay with assumptions like.. ‘supposedly these things can be disassembled’. fine. i’d go with that. I’d disassemble them. and go..

“On the way to the ports the Logistics manager got a call from Mt Isa and was told that they would no longer be needing mining trucks..well not yet anyway cause their company is in the process of being taken over by Uncle toby’s”.

Brisbane Coal mining taikong: Hello, an-nyong sayo.
Korean Logistics Manager: Anyong anyong..
Brisbane: anyonga sayo..
KLM: anyong anyong
Bribane: i have suprise.
KLM: ooo shuplie-sh? i love shumpliesh!
Brisbane: remember the 100 trucks i ordered
KLM: yes, itsh on their way there nowsh.
Brisbane: i KENSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNCLE want to buy my company!! make coal cereal.
KLM: boola?? what uncle!?
Brsbane Taikong: ehhh.. dont ask. point is. i KENSEL.
KLM: oh. ok. shettle. do you want 100 Anyong Sayo Panda instead?
BrisbaneCMT: wah is it also 2 stories high and bigger den an everday civiliian vehicle?
KLM: 2 setolies high and bigger than an everyday shebilon veshiicle guaranteed. shince we’re friends ill throw in the car in the picture also..po pree. *Does very good sign with his thumb, even if the brisbane taikong cannot see him*

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mission accomplished. A+++ I graduate with Honors. daddy’s happy mommy’s happy and we
can all live happily ever after. woohoo.

oh the dude’s back. with SAMOSAS. *shakes head*

kiss me.

PS: ren, ada cerita jipun baru namanya 1 Litre of Tears. hahahaaha. it will really make you cry one litre. check it out on youtube. abit cliche..but this time its a TRUE STORY. hahaha LAGI SEDIH.
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