Banyak banyak dentist.
dentist apa.. yang paling dungu di dunia ani?

Dentist Orang Puteh.

KENAPA?

Here’s why. I woke up as early as 10 for my appointment with the dentist down the street. Upon arriving at the torture house the dentist sat me down on the torture seat and began going through my molars, premolars..eerrr.. basicly whatever teeth i have lah. Ya katok (knocked?) each and every single one of my teeth and had that special air blown in between my molars. I didn’t feel anything.So i explained to him lah that it didn’t feel sensitive..”but dokto,.. if i chew. ITS HURTS wah!!” (well not like this. i am capable of speaking GOOD HENGLIS u know..with or without a kedayan twang)

KATOK PUNYA KATOK PUNYA KATOK. he kudnt find anything wrong with it. So he had my teeth x-rayed.When the x-ray came out, i wasnt scared of what it might reveal i was really scared of what this consultation might already amount to.

Even then, the x-ray didn’t show anything!!!!

the dokto insisted nothing was wrong. dalam ati ku..”nda brakal jua dokto ani ah..”

X-RAY MAINAN KALI PAKAINYA?? Yang macam pemenan pembarian urang balik dari makah atu kamu? yang merah cameranya? skali kamu takan2 nampak.. camel.. nampak.. telaga aing zamzam???

antah CAMEL KALI DI XRAY NYA ATU.

I persisted that IT HURTS. WHEN I CHEW. EXSP WHEN I CHEW.

He katok my teeth again and again and again… and after the 1083th KATOK he still couldn’t figure out what was wrong..and went..”i really can’t find anything wrong with your teeth.. do you have a cold?”

SO YOU’RE TRYING TO SHRINK ME NOW? (kes inda paham lah!)

BANYAK LAH KAU PUNYA RAGAM DOKTO…

In which i replied “NO..yes..no..yes..No..YES..well..i had a cold 2 weeks ago?”

*sigh*

I spent $75 bucks at the dentists today. for nothing. $40 for the consultation and $35 for the camel.

YA MAIN KATOK KATOK GIGI sudah $75. IMAGINE KALAU DOKTO ANI MENGATOK BAJU KURONG?????? MANANG KALI YA KALAU BELAWAN HARGA SAMA
KHAZANAH ah.

now i have a toothache..and a heartache (kira sakit ati lah).

SIGH.
i’m rubbing TIGER BALM on my cheek as we speak. the pain’s subsiding..but hehe TIGER BALM?? huhuhuhu..once a kampong girl. always a kampong girl. jan saja kawin sama datok K atu lain lagi cerita tu. huhuhuhuhu.

lala gala jiu.

kiss me.