bit bit bit..kelabit?

it has been a long day. Longer than you can say long and longer than the elongated necks of the kelabits. no i am not racist. i am just pointing out that kelabits have long sexy necks. anyway. oh wait. they have long ears. not necks. yang lihir panjang atu apa? no. apart from an Ostrich.

an ostrich is an animal.

anyway. a super duper funny thing happened today.

him: u shud have a listen to the teps.
me: ok.

someone else: what did he say to u?
me: no. he told me to listen to the teps.
someone else number 2: to what?
me: oh taps? u know. taps. freakin taps. the meetings that were recorded. taps.
somene else & someone else number 2: u mean TAPES???
me: OH IS THAT WHAT HE WAS REFERRING TO? TAPES? i tot it was OUR fancy way of saying electronically recorded stuff.

hahahahahaaha. freakin malay english.

gets me every the time.

like how its WALLET and not.. WEYLET? or WALIT.

hahahahahahaah

ROFL.

and how it is House.. not HOS. <-- indonesian english. 'Taps'. what was i thinking!

One thought on “bit bit bit..kelabit?

  1. heheheeh LOLS!!! love ur webbie soo much..
    I have the same experience (of malay english) with salesgirl.. or shd i say saleslady kali.. since bini2 ani kira berumur jua lah (not tua, just berumur may be early 40ies)..

    Her: This is all in 1 package.. 1 wash basin tap, 1 anal tap, and “sauh”..
    Me: hmm sauh ani apa? (honestly i innocently when i asked that.. ku pikir tah sauh bnr kan di pakai di toilet ani)
    Her: this is sauh *taking out shower set*

    LOLS.. i never refer shower set to shower anymore after that incident.. it will always be SAUH..

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