u know how gum tends to melt in your mouth after chewing it to death? yeah? well i don’t get it. it didn’t used to when i was a child. i could’ve chewed the same gum for one whole day, put in the fridge and chew it some more the next morning and it won’t disintegrate to a floury texture. why am i talking about gum. when i have 100,000,8291,10283 x 78 things to talk about. this is probably metaphor for LOVE.

looking forward to the match.Netherlands vs U r Gay. haha get it. i got it from Rahim who got it from Homer. i am so tired. but i have homework. and i have to bake. i dont know what the world’s gonna do without World Cup. I don’t know how i’m going to spend my nights without it. exsp when im not in the country. To be honest, i get scared sleeping alone in hotels which is why i usually sleep with the tv on. the past few weeks, I’ve been sleeping with World Cup.. i guess it’s back to non-english-foreign-tv-shows after this. Which is really actually better compared to those late night tv shows that are forcing you to go back to the path of Jesus..mcm no thank. im not converting in my sleep.

on the topic of religion, one my chinese friends was helping himself to a plate of chicken pie when another friend told him that it was beef. He had it anyway. This other friend was bemused that my chinese buddhist friend wasn’t bothered by the fact that there could’ve been beef in the pie. hahaha he then continued to say: Wah baru ya! Buddhist 2010!

ROFL.

jadinya kalau yang islam yang minum, berjudi atu apa? I-Islam??? ok. this post is bordering taboo. so im going to stop right heeee. hahahaha.

its yo home boy wight heeee…

everyone’s getting married these days. some almost pregnant. some already pregnant. some waiting to give birth. its crazy. should i be pressured kah? i think i’m feeling the pressure pulang but not as much yet. i don’t think im ready. no im not just saying this..but seriously, right now? at this point of time.. sometimes i can’t even remember where i left my phone.. kan ada baby? baik tah pikir dua kali. krg baby ku ku jadikan telipun, telipun ku ku jadikan baby.

maybe..ask me again in 3 months. right now. im just enjoying my shoes my bags and my all the earrings in this whole wide world. talk about indulging in Selfish.

sama banyak jua sudah bah laki2 penipu krg ani. payah kan cari yang bisai. ada yang bisai..atu..skali lapas atu capi capi tia jua ulah nya.. mcm si Saeed..tapi si Saeed is forgiven..pasal ya handsome.. (*Maya, Maya! nudge nudge*) tapi ya sudah KAWIN. rofl. kan mcm si Saeed ani, padahkannya ya single. hmmph. 10 hari ku pikir ya single. skali doi kawin.

tapi inda papa. aku sanggup jadi numbur 2.

tapi aku eksen. hahaha.

tommorrow’s Wednesday. when i think if Wednesday, i think of Wednesday from Addams Family.

What do you think about Wednesday?

eee..pakan org kan bekenalan dari facebook ani.

bida bah bida. pebaik tah kau pegawai kerajaan. bliak. slalunya org kan bekenalan dari facebook ani PENIPU. hahahaha. banar.jangan kamu. hahahaha. nada bah. come on like seriously, if u think about it? do you want to hook up with losers that stalk you over the internet??

hahahahaaha. rofl. rofl.

anyway..

me: rahim, netherlands verses U r Gay siapa manang?
Rahim: U r Gay lah!

go U r Gay!!

kiss me.