Singapore is so fast paced. so fast paced that it can even make a Sabahan a Singaporean faster than you can say ‘BAH’. I met up with a friend for dinner at a Jap place on scotts. The waitress took her time with our Scallop Sashimi .. and my friend grw impatient and started saying to me:

“eh fuck man. if i see it on the bill, im going to fucking scream at her! U know what i mean?” lol. like she’s expecting me to understand where she’s coming from. well. i do. if you’re paying 7% for service charge..scallop sashimis better come on time otherwise we’ll ‘FUCKING’ scream at her TOGETHER. fuck.

well. to be fair. she has been living in Sing for a good 3 years.

everything is fast here. even the escalators going up to the main roads from the underground mrt stations.. its like. shit. u can’t even wait to get me out of this building kah? macam kana halau saja rasanya. and taxis. there are two options. u can either wait in line. or for $2 extra call them up and cut the queue. which everyone ends up doing anyway? so why bother having a taxi stand?? lol.

and have u checked out the Panadols here????? they have Panadol Max ,Panadol Rapid, Panadol Ultra..and the list of ‘fast acting’ panadols goes on and on and on. lol i guess when u live here u just have no ‘FUCKING’ time for headaches.

this fast paced life also means that people aren’t at all that friendly. everyone’s in a hurry. maybe thats why the singaporean women are skinny. they just simply dont have the time to eat. thats pretty shit. ive had my share of fun, but at the same time i dont think i’m fast enough for the kind of life Singapore has to offer. this is me. i’m a kampung girl at heart. i would much rather prefer 5 nights in Temburong.

if i go anymore faster, i will no longer be human. i will be a Ferrari.

kiss me.