What up G?

Guess who’s not missing a G? syazy’s not missing a G! remember how my laptop was barigali and all? with brownie stains a missing G and then recently a cracked LCD? i’ve got that sorted out. Albeit by force, i’ve upgraded from my 07 Macbook.. to something more 2010. i’m finally on the macbook pro ya’ll.

with a screen so huge i might just go blind at the next fullstop. *pakai kaca mata hitam*
now i’m just concerned on how i’m going to be lugging this thing around during meetings. its pretty huge ass. i even had trouble carrying it in my work bag tadi. by the end of the working day i had resorted to taking it home with me in a duffel bag. maybe i should’ve gotten myself the 13inch one instead. maybe.

not.

this is way better.

now if only had an apple version of Sims 3. i’m set for life.

Monday – Thursday ku off in lieu. main sims. hehehe.

mana si syaz?

off in lieu ya main Sims.

that would be fucking awesome.

have a good weekend guys.

eh eh i like you wah. but you mcm like..mcm no like? how dis? make me konfius eh.u ask Maya. and maybe Jimah. i confuse wah. sighh. i like you.

but you don perasan pls. only LIKE ok? not love? love different bah. ok bkos dis, i dedicate you song…

be hepi & mizz you alweyz.

and its not you Joe Jambulz. don perasan. u olweys perasan. dis one, one more type problem. sheesh. perasan boys. booooooo.. and no. i don wan to watch movie with you because you is flaky. like shit.

ok goodnite.

i’ve been slacking. it’s been pretty quiet in here.

can i have monies?

I don’t think ive ever gotten sick on my birthday before. nope. never. well. it’s not my birthday yet..but it will be in a few hrs..and i feel like i just got off the the worst roller-coaster ride in this whole wide world. my tummy’s churning my head aching and if its not for my Fisherman friend, i’d be puking. I’ve been havin flu like symptoms the whole week..but i think ive just been so busy that my body has been trying to reject it from developing in to a REAL flu.

so many things to do. so fucking little time.

i’ve been on my toes the whole week. was hoping to relax this weekend. nope. not going to happen. i’ve also been neglecting gym. i havent ran in yonks. and i havent used yonks in yonks. yonka donk donk. i just need to get this wedding, teps and flu out of the way… and ill be ok.

urgh sasakku. of all days.. my damam came on a weekend. im not damam damam yet. but i know if i dont rest i will be damam enuff to NOT be able to attend wanah’s kawin. not good.

kusut ke tahap meksimus. mcm org pms. tapi inda.

damn and im already thinking about MONDAY.

urgh.
now. hiring. personal assistant…

(no. im kidding. i can’t afford a personal assistant)

So here i am again. baking brownies on a weekend(ish) night. I had a bit of a snooze before waking up to go to Wanah’s berbedak earlier in the evening. Now i’m home trying to figure out much flour i would need to make 9 round tins of banana cake.

bananananananananananana..can’t touch this.

so what’s everybody doin this wknd?

it’s terribly hard for me to focus on a conversation when the other person im talking to also has A.D.D. When i speak to someone who is NORMAL, at least they’re able to remind me what i was on about 2 seconds before. I’ve just discovered SUE has a.d.d too and its hard to have a one-track conversation with her..hahaha but its so funny tho. we’ll both be trying to mcm think back and try to remember what we were talking about before this..skali inda dapat so we’ll start a new topic. ahahahah. cukup tah singgan kawan saja a.d.d i dont want my bf to have a.d.d hahaha

Its good to have friends like Maya, Lisa ..Amal Liyana..Fauzi..Din et al to help me focus on a conversation that’s been cut off by .. a nice piece of jewellery Amal Liyana is wearing..the zit on Din’s forehead.. the bag the woman in the next table is carrying.. sometimez i’ll even break in to song… well… in my head. as i try to digest what the other person is saying.

i guess this is what makes me ..me. and this blog what it is today. i am superman.

suparman suparman suparman.
kiss me.

i have teps to listen to. but im just too tired to do anything about it right now. i finally went to the dentist after putting it off for the longest time ever. try 2 years! haha needless to say, the visit ended up with me having tears in my eyes ..even if all i had was a scaling session. i hate dentists. and i dont understand how they insist on having all these things done to your teeth and by the end of the visit..you end up with a $200+ ( or more) bill.

during the session, he handed over a gum brush that he had already opened and tried on my teeth. i had no choice but to get them kan? i feel like i’m always being sucked in to spending unnecessarily when i go to private dentists.. its harder when you don’t really know what’s going in your mouth..mcm i can probably tell how an allergy looks like.. but a cavity? no idea. and its wierd how they never talk about prices.. and you get probed with “questions” like:

‘i have to have 3 of your teeth filled?’

or or..
‘i think u must have a crowning?’

mcm what kind of questions r those? u have no choice BUT to oblige right? MANA TAU SERIOUS? mcm takut ku, RUMPANG kalau ku inda betambal. hahaha.. and they would always always ask you in that serious tone of voice.. like its a matter of life and death.

why can’t they be more courteous and ask like this:

‘u have 3 holes in your teeth that needs patching up.. a filling is about $30 each.. would u want me to go ahead with it?’

CEMANI BARU BAGUS. This way, you’d be able to mcm estimate how much you’re going to have to spend at the end of the sesh. mcm tadi jua, he asked me if i’d like to get one of my tooth x-rayed.. mcm FREE bunyinya. hahahaha. and i kudnt be bothered asking how much it was to get it x-rayed cause sometimes they’d be really condescending..and go ‘hmmm? how much? oh its about $70!’. what they’re really trying to say is : ‘its 70bucks. if you want cheap one..go to airport lama!!’

going to the dentist is like shopping at Gucci really. mcm you’re scared to ask for the prices cause thats not really the norm. you’d be more comfortable asking for a price if the shop had a CASH REGISTER. not the fancy computer kind, but an actual cash register like the ones in huaho. hahaha. but seriously why cant they have something like this at the dentist?

photostolen from Etty’s facebook.

MAU TAMBAL : $30 SATU GIGI
MAU X-REY: $20 SATU GIGI
MAU CUCI KASIH BERSIH BERSIH SAMA POLIS: $80
BARUS GIGI SPESIAL: $10 satu batang.
GIGI BESI ATAS BAWAH : $3000
GIGI PALSU BESAR MACAM GIGI KUDA: 1 bilah $1
GIGI PALSU KECIL MACAM SIZE JAGONG: $1 bilah 50sen.
CABOT: $30 satu gigi.
KASIH PUTIH: $500
–KALAU MAU MURAH PIGI KERAJAAN PUNYA SANA AIRPORT LAMA–

ani bah rakat luar pintu. at least we know what we’re in for.

sigh

kiss me.

hello. for some reason. i attract MOMS on my facebook page. They’ll comment and laugh over my fb status’. some even leave comments on this blog. haha. This has actually been going on for a while now Which leads me to the question, if i am that interesting, why havent they introduced me to their handsome sons? if any.

maybe. they dont have handsome sons. maybe they do. but they’ve acknowledged their stupidity and refuse to expose me to stupidity on so many levels. thats what i like to think any way. as i like 🙂 Si ‘me’ plait! (as i like). hahaha.

“Jamapelle Sas! Jama MU????”

Jama me Kassim.

“Ohhhh!! JAMAMU KASSIM!!!!! Jamamu pelle, Kassim..bin???? ”

Jame me Pelle, Kassim bin …Pantolan.

“OHHHHHH. Jama mu et Jama daddyku.. JAMA!!!!!!”

oh! okay! Je vais rentrer maintenant Maghreb prier. parler mal de vous plus tard. au revoir!!!!
(oh ok. aku balik dulu, sembahyang maghrib..krg ku ckp sama kau..bye!)

i heart google translate.

i suddenly find myself in highschool again. im wondering when is the next parent-teacher conference going to be. seriously hoping for that 8 distinctions at the end of the year.

stop. please.

it has been a long day. Longer than you can say long and longer than the elongated necks of the kelabits. no i am not racist. i am just pointing out that kelabits have long sexy necks. anyway. oh wait. they have long ears. not necks. yang lihir panjang atu apa? no. apart from an Ostrich.

an ostrich is an animal.

anyway. a super duper funny thing happened today.

him: u shud have a listen to the teps.
me: ok.

someone else: what did he say to u?
me: no. he told me to listen to the teps.
someone else number 2: to what?
me: oh taps? u know. taps. freakin taps. the meetings that were recorded. taps.
somene else & someone else number 2: u mean TAPES???
me: OH IS THAT WHAT HE WAS REFERRING TO? TAPES? i tot it was OUR fancy way of saying electronically recorded stuff.

hahahahahaaha. freakin malay english.

gets me every the time.

like how its WALLET and not.. WEYLET? or WALIT.

hahahahahahaah

ROFL.

and how it is House.. not HOS. <-- indonesian english. 'Taps'. what was i thinking!