watch me flex bitch!!!!!

Hari khamis sudah kah? behapa saja kan ku sampai inda sadar hari hari ani lagi kan? i can’t believe its thursday.. 3 more days until the next episode of True Blood? r u serious? where did my week go 🙁 i wasn’t gonna blog and then i was like eh..i might as well since i have two extra boxes of plain swiss choc brownies to sell.

anyone wan? i know i know, its the end of the month… and ure broke.. but a brownie is a necessity! i kud think of a 101 ways on how you can use a brownie to find a.. JODOH . but the dvd pack comes with a box of brownies that you are about to buy 😉 huhuhuhu.

You just know its bulan tua when you could easily find parking infront of the hsbc in gadong. you know its bulan tua when excapade is sunyi. u know its bulan tua when.. restaurants starts giving you 20% discounts on meals. you know its bulan tua when you are whoring your brownies to no end. hahaha. ah..the story of my life. i fonly brownies were a staple. just like rice. im not talking about staple. kau saja makan staple. huhu. but yeah..Brownie Leila. lol. hahahahaha.

so anyway yeah 2 extra boxes of plain swiss brownies for sale at $15 bucks a box.

aku mandi dulu..
ohsomeone suggested i shud start making protein brownies. someone else suggested i should mix in 4 scoops of powdered protein per brownie serving. another someone pointed out, if i was to do the 4 scoop thing, then i’ll have bruneian men walking like ketam. that another someone is also very funny. OH. and Rahim is now obsessed with getting muscles.

Yesterday i was on the house computer and almost got the shock of my life when i tot Rahim was watching porn on youtube. rupanya it wasn’t porn..it was some guy on youtube showing his huge ass biceps to the world. barigali. i don understand men’s obessions with muscles. gali ku. huhu. seriously if ure straight, and u think walking around wearing a tight fitting shirt is ..VERY STRAIGHT..well think again.. we women just think u r GAY. bliak. bida jua tu..ngaleh2 saja kamu workout skali nada BINI BINI beguna. bukan lagi chick magnet hahahaha jadi dick magnet!!! baik lagi dick magnet mun LANGSUNG NADA ORG BEGUNA? sendiri kau be muscle sana atu..bepikir tah kau.


‘watch me flex bitch!’.. i doubt gays would even go near this guy.

so M, if ure reading this. i beg of you. pls dont grow anymore muscles. its scaring the shit out of me.

kiss me.