but i love it. hahahahaha.

HARD GAY goes COOKING. huhuhuhuhu. AHHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

its wrongggg but ohhhhhhhh sooo rightttt!!

ARE YOU READY??

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!! Poor kids. lol. kan muntah saja inda hahahahaha.

AVOKADO…are u an office lady?? hahahaha HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOO!! SAY SAY SAY SAY SAY SAY! lol

OKAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

hahah have a good weekend ya’all! hahaha and dont exit this site without watching these videos. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Its only 5 in the morning, and im awake. Selalu tu. Kalau pagi2 kan skulah inda tia tebangun tu. kan mati banar. I’m pissed. Pasal i’m still having trouble waking up in the morning for classes and im in the 4th week of uni. Ani kan behapa tah ku nie?

Going to danganikan Norhana find her uni accomodation place in Footscray later. She didn’t want to go alone because the area is infested with vietnamese people. scary vietnamese people. And i’m not talking about AUNTY-NASI-LEMAK-GANGSTER-SCARY i’m talking about vietnamese-people-with-guns-SCARY & vietnamese-people-with-knives-SCARY. Why she’s living in footscray pun i also dont know. huhuhu. My only advice is to befriend as many vietnamese as you can lah babe. That way you’ll feel much safer. huhuhu… haha pandai krg masak vietnamese food nie si Norhana ani krg.. karaoke pun karaoke lagu vietnam ni karang..nama pun tukar nama orang vietnam ni krg..huhuhu…jadi Miss Saigon ni krg. hahahahahahaha. joking babes. joking. huhuhuhu.

I’m not sure what we’re doing after…makan i suppose.

huhuhu..makan saja makan. sini makan jua. balik brunei makan jua. tu TAGBOARD ah.. org bekalayi sal makanan pun.

ADAKAH NADA LAGI RUTI MANTAGA?? Ya sebenarnya MENTEGA bah tu. Skali there was a typo arah the label jadi MANTAGA tia.

banar tu nya si kel:- “Mana boleh ini macam” ja arahnya ren!!!!
Skali kau bawa gambar kami tiga (me molly kel) kesana, skali kau ckp arahnya “ini anak anak dalam ini gambar semua suka makan! Mana boleh ini macam!!!”

wahahaha pacah si kel ah. mengapa ya. hahahaha. awu tapi adakah tutup. eh. abis ku bedegree ani membuka kadai ROTI POUND ku. huhuhu. bukan lagi ruti paun. roti POWWWWWWWWWWWWWnd.. jan marah. huhuhuhu.

Lately ive been going “jan marah” alot. lol. i find this particular expression funny berabis:-

Kami ke singapore ni, jan maraaaah.
Kami kan naik aji ni, jan maraaaah.
kami kan ke the mall ni, jan maraaaah.
kami ada beg harrods, jan maraaah.

BEHAPA TAH JUA KU KAN MARAH? hahahahahahaha. labeh jua org kan ke singapore pun kan marah. hahahaha. yang beg harrods atu marah ku tu. pasal perasahan ku aku inda pandai tedapat. guru skulah ugama ganya tedapat tu. huhuhuhu. Harrods kali ah..jan maraaaaaahhh. hahahahaha.

tapi kau kan ke the mall ka kan naik aji kah..kan ke pantai kah..kan dimsum kah.. kan balik tiga hari kah.. kan ke huaho kah..kan masuk bintang kecil kah.. alum jua ku kan marah bah.. eheh aku ani inda jua pemarah banar…jan marah..

darimana kan ku belurih jan marah ani??? dari BUSHU kali???

bushu kah bush?? jan maraaah..

kul anam sudah eh..jan maraaaah..
lapar ku eh..jan maraaaah..

JANGAN MARAH.. dari pramlee inda jua. pasal the way they say JANGAN MARAH in Pramlee and what im used to hearing is different. hahahaha.

huhuhuhuuhu
tidur ku balik.

kiss me.

I was just reading Nat’s joke on free-range chocolate. What is up with “free range” ah? it seems like everything pun they want to make “free-range”. From eggs to breads to poultry and meat. To me, Chicken is chicken. Beef is Beef. Eggs are EGgs (sometimes people, but that’s another story) . cept that if its BREAD its not FREE RANGE. its ORGANIC.

Just how “free” is free range??? Heh..inda pun free. over the roof expensive ada jua. I think this term “free range” is used loosely just so that farmers and restaurantiers have a reason to jack up prices of their produce sky high

Free range chickens are like the creme de la creme of all chickens. They are chickens that have privellages to roam freely on fresh patches of grass skali beamah, ada driver.. ada personal pemutik sampah…..sama be peshyen..etc etc and ALL thiss for what!?!??! at the end of the day they get chopped in to little chunks cooked in teriyaki to be served and sold at $18 a dish at Chocolate Buddha. buang masa aku saja. it makes u macam stop and think and go..eh? inda jua free nie? huhuhu. OH. and notice if a restaurant serves freerange produce.. they’ll have longer names for their dishes? ie: ” Vegetables bla bla bla bla blacooked in.blablabla with.. free range chicken..from..mulaut..that was caught by awang bla bla bla..bla bla bla serve in free range bla bla bla bla..only rich people can eat this..bla bla bla bla.. its nice!”. u think they would have an abbreviation for it by now.. lik FRC or something but nooo. mesti jua di acknowledge basar basar FREE RANGE CHICKEN ATU. huhuhuhu. cali. manusia oh manusia. anyway, hahaha, Its bad enough that the waitresses are judging you cause ure in your slacks and tees and selipar jipunzzz.. and now the CHICKEN ARE JUDGING YOU TOO???

if kfc starts using free range chickens..

kurus ku ni.

bana. inda lagi haba.

and Kobe beef. cows that are fed BEER (so they say) on the farms of Japan. Its like the PARIS HILTON of all cows la. and they’re called KOBE BEEF. sup with that man? huhuhuhu. KOBE. if i was a rich cow called KOBE i think i’d just DIE. i wudnt wanna be caught dead with the name KOBE. The name just doesn’t sound appetizing wah..even if i was a BOY COW..i woudnt want to be named KOBE. huhu one time i tot it read KOBOI BEEF on the menu of this jap restaurant down the street. mcm? eh apa kan koboi durang bagi makan? huhuhuhu there’s a reason why Paris hilton is called “Paris” and not KOBE you know. Thats unless..nama paris hilton sebenarnya KOBE HILTON? hahahahaha.

chet. buang masa aku saja. lawa2 lagi nama ayam ayam dalam raban bapakami..

KASTURI,LAKSMANA…sama si peter. huhuhu.

kami cari (namanya) pakai BUKU kali ah!!!! jan maraaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! hahahahahaha.

i have yet to ask an update from my mom on our chickens’ names.

kiss me.

kiss me.

THANKS TO SHASHA (my used to be ugama school enemy. huhuh!)

IVE BEEN WATCHING REX NAVARRETE’S SKITS ON YOUTUBE. lol. AND it just so happens that He’s PERFORMING HERE IN MELBOURNE TONIGHT. warghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

tickets are gone. and needless to say..i missed it by a heart beat.

uwaaaaaaaaaaa…

sparkle sparkle. lol.

OM GOS..HONEY..ITS BEAUTIFUL CHILDRENS! O my GOS!

go look for it on you tube.

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Guess how many spam “comments” i have to delete in a day? TWO HUNDRED..SOMETHING. Today it was four hundred something..and thats some crazy shit. And i’m not talking about the unfiltered ones yet.

I have to spend at least another 5-20 minutes MANUALLY deleting spam that are already entered in to the comment boxes. AND I KEEP ON ACCIDENTALLY DELETING MY READER’S COMMENTS AT THE SAME TIME. HOW ANNOYING IS THAT???

I could tolerate it before, but this is just ridiculous.

And apologies to my readers,if you don’t see your comments in my previous posts anymore..bukannya ku tersengaja tu; pasalnya THESE SPAMMERS ARE ASSHOLES.

on another note. I havent eaten anything the whole day cept for these reeses pieces peanut butter cups and nestle turtles. Peanut butter + chocolate is like the prozac for PMSING WOMEN. Nuttella & Peanut butter toasts are just as good. huhu. sigh.

laparrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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kiss me.

Guess what i found on you tube? a Video of Vina Panduwinata singing Satu Nada Dalam Cinta in the 80’s.

wow. button earrings, skinny jeans..and big hair. lol. nothing much has changed in fashion since la. hahaha.

and this is Vina live singing Burung Camar..

YANG NYA MIMI SAMA ADDI MCM LAGU DISNEYLAND!! BOOOOOOOO. MANA ADA.

And this is Gea. Who’s been singing Vina songs the whole time she was in Indonesian Idol. love love love love love this rendition of Biru.

Its a pitty how she didnt win..and Radz, this is for you. hahahahaha.

Now this is Gea singing Vina’s Didadaku Ada kamu..

Gea reminds me of Ramli Sarip kana JAZZ kan. lol. banar. listen to her growl….macam ramli sarippppp… hahaha

KU PUTUSKAN SAJA TALI CINTA NYA..YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

HIDUP VINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LA LA LA LA LA..

remember sister act? huhuhu. i still cry at the end of joyful joyful. lol. it gets me everytime. Lauryn Hill has superpowers. I dont know. i thought i’d start of the post by saying something random. like always. huhuhu. I just came back from Uni. And i’ve got all the time in the world to do anything and everything for the rest of the afternoon. just not assignments. huhu. i work better underpressure. hence why i only pass exams and never assignments.

it’s Molly’s 20th birthday today. welcome to the 20’s my dear sister. have a good one. as sel would say it; go crazy.

Bryanboys@Stkilda beach:- HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOLLY, you drag KING you.

hmm…i have nothing to say accept that im craving for Auntie Gangster punya nasi lemak. Auntie Gangster is doing very well these days. not exactly the nicest person ull ever meet but i think she’s toned down quite abit compared to dulu where she would just attack anyone who comes in to her cafe with insults like: “you anak longkang punya horrrr”, “where got chicken halal cheap!? hey..girl. dont waste my time ok?”. huhu. Now, everytime i see her she’ll go “ok ha.. i got ure extra chicken already.. u see i place it nicely..one drumstick here..one drumstick there”. When the Nasi Lemak is that good, i guess all that is tolerable lah. huhuhu.

Oh. I finally went to check out the DFO across the street.I thought id never say this but ITS GOOD!!!!!! It’s not completely finished yet and i think they’re still expecting 28 shops to open during this christmas season. but its goooooooood. I dont know why but i felt like i was in Dubai when i was in there. They had plenty of shoe shops like Ninewest – carrying shoes at a discounted price. not bad. not bad. and local australian commercial brands like Portmans also selling clothes at discounted prices. kan bali sluar pindik ku eh.

huhu.. eh boring eh………………….

sigh.

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PS: THIS TESTIMONIAL THAT I GOT FROM MY HEMSEM FRIEND ANDIE MADE MY DAY:-

Andie Posted 5/12/2006
Hey Ambong…Eh salah! Hahaha! Nadawah!
Thanks for your many testis, and I’m sorry it took me this long to reply 🙁
As for my “new look” – you know why jua, although I’m really enjoying it.
I’m like Dr McDreamy, dreamier by the day, I must admit…
But enough about me and shameless self-promotion.
SASH = still cute as hell, still sweet like candy, still wacky funny, still sexy like an Aussie, still missed by so many!
Blognya random ani bah tapi a fun read.What else can I say now? Yatahtunah! MIA ko lagi. Hehehe…

Remember the old days? You’ve seen and done so much with us…
Everyone has found themselves a bit more – including you, I think – and that’s great, even if it means distancing from each other ; PIt’s OK lah, Sash… Don’t worry what I or anybody else would think.

Cos “I’m your girl/You’re my girl/We your girls/Don’t you know that we love ya”!

Except for the fact that I’m not a girl. Hmm…

I MISS YOU MORE, so see you soon! = D

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LOL. so funny. adakah destiny’s child!!! hahahaha.

dials *00116732445445*

ya..i know they have ONE number for every pizza hut branch in brunei.im aware of this thank you very much. i dont know why, but i still dial the old number..

HELLO? PIZZAHUT NI???? TUNA PIZZA PLEASE SATU . LARGE.
..who is this..
SITI.
…your phonenumber please..
+6140406564***
..wah mam..so long..
EHEHEHEHEHE.
..your address pls mam…
BOURKE STREET. MELBOURNE.
..sigi na.. cannot mam i send to the Melbourrrrne ih..
WHY NOT!??!!?!

hehe..PINGSAN plang krg org di Pizzahut atu leh ku.

SIGH.

REN. AKU SASAK KAU. MAMALOBENGS..WHERE ARE YOU?? WHY HAVENT U BEEN BLOGGING???????????

i miss kamu kamu semua..

eh REN biarko lampoh sana atu. makan tah kau sampai muntah. sigh. sigh. makanku jua sampai muntah. huhuhu.

kiss me.

This christmas i want a a couple of flamingoes ..and a POND.

I saw this in the city the other day. Santa’s Mail box . I don’t really know how this works but i quote Nauli word for word :- “ni mail box nya..kirimin surat ..ntar presents nya di kasi sama anak anak sakit”. Hahahaha. The first thing that came in to mind when she said that was: apakan? Santa Claus nya INDON kah? hahahahahahahaha. cali tu eh.

Bapak Claus,

Minta..Tifi dong!

Oh and you see the christmas tree behind the mail box? its been there since September. Semangat kan? Its really huge. The city’s looking very sparkly now that its close to christmas. Myer’s displaying a wombat christmas show in their windows titled; Wombat Devine.A play that depicts the life of jesus ( i think) towards christmas. Although, people got more than what they bargained for when they saw what seems like a Koala getting intimate with a platypus in one of the windows. lol.

Apparently the Koala was meant to be helping the platypus put on a donkey costume. lol. adakah. baru ya.. TERSALAH ACTION.

sigh. bored. still thinking what i should have for lunch. Sel balik sudah so there’s no excuse to eat out anymore. I just took chicken out of the freezer..what should i make hor?

We took Sel to Sofia’s in Camberwell the other day. They’re not stingy with their portions and this is one of the reasons why we love going to Sofia’s.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDD…

Their Calamari/Seafood pack comes with a hugeee slab of Tatare Sauce:- AUD $18

Their chicken mushroom risotto is to DIE for. and of course, its huge too.
:-AUD $12 basar batu balah batu betangkup nya orang.. hahaha apakan. lol. inda jua basar banar deh.

Chicken Hawaiian Pizza ; HALAL CHICKEN!! AUD$15

Thick,Milky, Chocolatey ..everything you could possibly want in an ICE CHOCOLATE. AUD$3 each.

see what i mean? everyone could order a dish each and share it around. huhu.They cater for hundreds and hundreds of people everyday..and their service..is FAST. Whatever kitchen system they’re using its really good lah. Our food came almost instantly. and i also got my can of lemonade on the HOUSE..as per usual. hahaha. BUY MORE PAY LESS:- a really good business strategy. Another establishment that i noticed following in these footsteps pun is Krispy Kremes.

Six Krispy Kreme donuts = $12.
A dozen= $12

baik membali sedozen kan??? so at the end of the day, whether u like it or not.. u still have to come out of the shop $12 poorer. these people are SMART. heh.

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I think he sang it better than Titi Dj herself.

I heart Mike.